It was that time of year for snow & merit,

He chugged along the storm, happy with his increase,

With a scarf around his neck, though made of thin fleece,

It was that time of year and he indeed felt cherished.

He asked Santa for a subscription to SalaryIQ,

Santa said "I saw what you did last night when roaming the city,

You were a bad bad kitty,

So now it's nothing but coal for you!"

He's got a beard and carries a list.

He rides in a sleigh,

giving presents away.

If you're naughty, your house may be missed!

One thing pop in my mind

Not coffee

Not tea

It is wish you all have a good day

And carols of Christmas are sung.

With cocoa in hand,

Its a night so grand,

Where magic for all has begun!

That twinkled and shimmered at night.

But a cat in the tree,

Knocked ornaments free,

And now the house looks a fright!

They needed to know what the job pays

They went to Salary.com

Found the site was the bomb

Now they have riches for days

He closed big deals right out of the gate

His customers said he was never late

But wait…

He promised them a 50% rebate?

Who walked with a jiggle and jingle.

He led a deer team of eight,

They never ran late,

The cold made their noses tingle.

who really enjoyed watching Caillou

His shoes were quite orange

and his socks.... oh crap

I really should've thought this one through

Didn't recognize, so gave him a chore

he was baffled, but tried his best

Then I saw his sleigh, decked up for the fest

Then I realized and fell laughing on the floor

It's making me work way to hard

But a smile I will wear and hope I don't meet a Bear

A vote for me will surely make me have to pea (haha)

For Santa underpaid by the score,

The Elves went on strike,

Reindeer took a hike,

Salary.com to the rescue once more!

Which involved going to Total Wine, largely,

She cleaned and she cooked,

Made sure the mistletoe was hooked,

And welcomed the nice and the naughty!

What fair pay should truly be.

With data so clear,

It takes away fear,

And helps companies pay properly!

Here's to holiday beer!

With cheer in the land

And beer in the hand

We'll cheers to a happy new year!

While Carolers sang through the hall.

The stockings were hung.

The sleigh bells were rung.

As joy spread from big to the small.

allocating cash to the right places from morning to night.

From accounts payable to the receivables,

anything is achievable,

but catch us at month end and we just might bite.

But budgets can sure bring us down.

With Salary.com,

Our worries are gone,

Fair pay keeps our cheer safe and sound!

To make sure the new years not spoiled.

Compliance and feedback,

Then budget and goal track.

Pay equity checkpoint unsoiled!

Now that open enrollment is done,

And the holiday gifts have been won.

No more survey submissions,

They’ve paid out commissions.

To be home with their families they run.

So give thanks at your holiday table,

For the ones keeping everything stable.

They work through the night,

Making everything right.

And without them, we’d all be unable!

And welcomes every Christmas with cheer!

“Hey Santa,” she cried

“We all are working so hard!”

But fair pay for all is yet to appear!

A client needed help on their site,

Santa sent his elves to assist,

By giving the client a beautiful gift,

They benchmarked their jobs just right!

Who hold a flash light,

But his dog named White,

Ran away with a cat,

And now all is pretty quiet.

Time to celebrate and sing lalala.

For Santa ha llegado con muchos regalos.

But he doesn’t have any gifts for niños malos.

Still, we cheer and say Próspero año y Felicidad!

His scarf was all sparkly and gold.

When the sun came to play,

He melted away,

And now all his buttons are sold.

With a nose that would glow in the night.

He led Santa's sleigh,

On a foggy Christmas day,

And now he's a famous delight!

But I sure would like to win an Amazon Gift Card,

Spin the wheel and let's see,

If it ends up landing on Tom Murray,

All other choices, please disregard.

The snowflakes put on quite a show,

Each one is unique,

So frosty and chic,

Dancing down to go play in the snow.

Who was stuck in snow to his glutes.

He asked for a sleigh,

but the reindeer said "nay"

an now he has snow in his boots.

SALARY.COM

Compensation all the way

Oh what fun it is to know

the you're paid correctly

With Rudolph and friends soaring so high.

Through the snowflakes they will glide,

On this magical Christmas ride.

With Santa cheering "HO, HO, HO" as they fly by.

He wants special skills like working on sleighs

His HR team came calling

because the elves compensation was appalling

and now CAMD helps them get a fair wage.

He loved to bake then play in the snow,

When the cookies were done, he ate them all,

"Leave some for me!" he heard Santa call,

Sorry Santa, but here's some hot cocoa!

He learned about a fad called Elf on the Shelf,

So as soon as he got home he jumped on the mantle,

But he's like 6 foot 4 which was too much weight to handle,

So he was sad cause he'd never be an Elf on the Shelf himself

A scrooge who drank rum from a bucket,

He prefers the Haiku,

To this hullabaloo,

But for an Amazon GC he said, “Muck It!”

Snow drifts piling miles high

Children grab their sleds and bundle up warm

They head out fearlessly to weather the storm

At nightfall they head to bed in hopes Santa will come by

With bonuses adding their toll.

The more that you learn,

The higher you'll earn,

As Salary.com data takes control!

Who flew off the sleigh on a stray.

He crashed through a roof,

With a comical "oof,"

And now helps in Santa's ballet.

and gathered around it with glee,

but they started to itch,

huddle near the tree which

to their dismay, was poison ivy!

I must finish before seeing my mates.

Type in the spreadsheets,

for the deadline I must meet.

Did I mention it's due at eight???