Pattern #7a: A Single Appositive OR a Pair by Jennifer LaMonte

Manny and Cole

2015-03-06 16:18:46 UTC

:^) Ancient astronaut theorists (some of the most inelegant people on the history channel) tend to get carried away with the vivid images of aliens gifting Egyptians with tesla coils. (^:

Tony and Hunter

2015-03-06 16:19:02 UTC

A certain phrase--"ancient astronaut theorists suggest"-- always precedes believable sentences

David and Luis

2015-03-06 16:19:09 UTC

Kanye West(self-proclaimed God) hates the paparazzi.

Fabi & Cristian

2015-03-06 16:19:30 UTC

College interviewers (the scariest people in the world) can be very intimidating.

Juliet & Tiffany

2015-03-06 16:20:30 UTC

Nat, Blerrrr, and Artay-Tay

2015-03-06 16:21:17 UTC

Donald Trump, a famous wrinkly orange with a toupée, has decided to run for president.

Lottie, Elise and Dom

2015-03-06 16:21:19 UTC

The students at vintage high school-- the most SPECTACULAR school in the northern hemisphere-- tend to end up purchasing bagels instead of going to class.

Nelly and Cynthia

2015-03-06 16:22:09 UTC

Barack Obama, the president of the United States, states he likes pizza.

Tiffany & Juliet

2015-03-06 16:22:58 UTC

Tiffany, a hungry sprite, comes to class ready to eat her lucky charms.

Kaylee, Sebastian, and Liz

2015-03-06 16:23:14 UTC

The koala, a cute and cuddly mammal, is a vicious beast.

Eric

2015-03-06 17:23:09 UTC

The Vintage dive team-- a group of magnificent creatures-- will be diving today against American Canyon.

Ashley

2015-03-06 17:23:30 UTC

Spongebob SquarePants--a yellow sponge--asks a conch for life advice.

Cassady Davis

2015-03-06 17:23:45 UTC

Jessi Loring-- the coolest person on Earth-- decided to get me a whisk for my birthday.

Martin

2015-03-06 17:23:57 UTC

Mr Pearson, the principal of VHS, is secretly Captain Planet

Nathan Sterling

2015-03-06 17:24:09 UTC

The water bottle (a ponderous red creation) sat quietly on Ms. Lamont's desk.

Liliana Zepeda

2015-03-06 17:24:32 UTC

T-bone, a stubborn buck-wild steer, loves running in the arena.

Liliana Hernandez

2015-03-06 17:24:32 UTC

Jessi

2015-03-06 17:24:36 UTC

Cassady Davis - a spectacular 4.3 gpa student - had mistaken chocolate on her leg for a cut

Ava

2015-03-06 17:24:39 UTC

Mitt Romney (a human mood ring) is releasing his new rap album, "Binders Fulla Women".

Rachel and Tracy

2015-03-06 17:24:47 UTC

Rachel, the strongest cripple out there, beat up Tracy today.

Alberto | Yazmin

2015-03-06 17:25:04 UTC

Mr.Varni (the shortest man alive) has a fiery passion for red heads.

Verenice, Samari

2015-03-06 17:25:31 UTC

Nathalie Brewster.

2015-03-06 17:26:21 UTC

Swimming - a horrendous sport- makes children cry every day.

Kathy Garcia & Fatima arreola

2015-03-06 17:26:33 UTC

my ice cream (fosters freeze half and half dipped in chocolate) melted in my hands within almost 5 minutes

Maija Starr

2015-03-06 17:26:46 UTC

Verenice, Samari

2015-03-06 17:26:54 UTC

Liliana, Melanie

2015-03-06 17:27:25 UTC

Verenice and Samaria

2015-03-06 17:27:29 UTC

Shyriah A

2015-03-06 17:27:52 UTC

Tigers, the most ferocious beast, are just giant cats.

MARY

2015-03-06 17:28:35 UTC

MAR

2015-03-06 17:28:35 UTC

Maria, a young positive woman, could charm even potato chips.

Sarah

2015-03-06 17:29:02 UTC

Lady Gaga, an artistic and awesome performer, is a spectacular human being.

2015-03-06 17:30:10 UTC

Maija, the resident obnoxious commentator, could not think of anything clever to say

Ashley

2015-03-06 17:34:46 UTC