PUNS! by Abbey https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv Examples by Yr 11's en-us 2017-11-03 00:53:06 UTC 2017-11-03 01:04:30 UTC hello@padlet.com tconstantine2 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152328 My paper got ripped earlier and I'm still torn up about it.]]> 2017-11-03 00:55:38 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152328 tconstantine2 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152363 He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it]]> 2017-11-03 00:55:54 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152363 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152400 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

]]> 2017-11-03 00:56:08 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152400 tconstantine2 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152430 Since I've quit soccer, I've lost my goal in life.]]> 2017-11-03 00:56:20 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152430 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152483 I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

]]> 2017-11-03 00:56:42 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152483 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152506 Let's taco about it.]]> 2017-11-03 00:56:52 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152506 lets talk about rights and left. You're right, so i left https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152513 2017-11-03 00:56:55 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152513 I ate too much Middle Eastern food and now I falafel https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152527 2017-11-03 00:57:01 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152527 tconstantine2 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152565 The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.]]> 2017-11-03 00:57:22 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152565 tconstantine2 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152603 The broom swept the nation away.]]> 2017-11-03 00:57:44 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152603 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152615 My puns are koala tea ]]> 2017-11-03 00:57:52 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152615 I can sea the ocean from here https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152621

]]> 2017-11-03 00:57:54 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152621 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152622 My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.


]]> 2017-11-03 00:57:55 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152622 I just found out I'm colour blind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152653 2017-11-03 00:58:10 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152653 It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152657 2017-11-03 00:58:12 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152657 you can tune a guitar, but you cant tuna a fish https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152676 2017-11-03 00:58:22 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152676 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152677 Love you a latte ]]> 2017-11-03 00:58:22 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152677 tconstantine2 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152701 To write with a broken pencil is pointless.]]> 2017-11-03 00:58:30 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152701 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152702 You are acute tea pi. ]]> 2017-11-03 00:58:31 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152702 The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152758 2017-11-03 00:58:56 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152758 Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152771 2017-11-03 00:59:04 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152771 Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Err...so how do you drive this thing?” https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152780 2017-11-03 00:59:09 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152780 I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152821 2017-11-03 00:59:31 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152821 I went to a seafood disco last week....and pulled a mussel. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152895 2017-11-03 00:59:49 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152895 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152926 Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak. ]]> 2017-11-03 01:00:03 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152926 I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152960 2017-11-03 01:00:21 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203152960 tconstantine2 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153011 I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.]]> 2017-11-03 01:00:50 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153011 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant! https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153021 2017-11-03 01:00:58 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153021 I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153029 2017-11-03 01:01:00 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153029 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153040  What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
You have to planet 


]]> 2017-11-03 01:01:04 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153040 It's hard to beat scrambled eggs for breakfast! https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153072 2017-11-03 01:01:25 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153072 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153152 I was the second man on the moon. Neil before me.]]> 2017-11-03 01:02:01 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153152 What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153166 2017-11-03 01:02:10 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153166 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153187 Cereal killer. ]]> 2017-11-03 01:02:20 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153187 https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153202 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
It was two tired 

]]> 2017-11-03 01:02:31 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153202 What's purple and 5000 miles long? The Grape Wall of China! https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153230 2017-11-03 01:02:49 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153230 In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153281 2017-11-03 01:03:11 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153281 The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153321 2017-11-03 01:03:29 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153321 Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153348 2017-11-03 01:03:38 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153348 Energiser Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153371 2017-11-03 01:03:50 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153371 A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153428 2017-11-03 01:04:23 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153428 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153445 2017-11-03 01:04:30 UTC https://padlet.com/aboyer7/geh9sa32hmmv/wish/203153445