Formula #1: Our "OG" Sentences (B6) by Rebecca Milligan

Winning a dance competition

luttrelle30 — 2025-09-22 15:36:55 UTC

There is a lot of bad advice out there about how to win a dance competition. Practice every day, remember the choreography, have an amazing costume. But the real way to win a dance competition is to buy your competition judge a sailboat.

How to Please Your Parents

reevesk30 — 2025-09-22 15:37:33 UTC

There are a lot of stupid ways to try to please your parents; get good grades, be helpful around the house, get along with your sibling. What would really make them happy is buying them a life-size Barbie jeep with a functioning schlaunpoofah.

Making bread

greenee30 — 2025-09-22 15:38:23 UTC

There are many ways to make bread, You can mix the ingredients, bake it in the oven or, roll the dough out. The real way to make bread is to roll the dough out on the ground for 5 minutes before you bake it.

How to become a good person.

rabalaismarc30 — 2025-09-22 15:40:14 UTC

“Some will say the only way to become a good person in life is to donate to charity, devote your life to Christ, or get the best grades for a better future. Let’s face it though, if you want to truly, and I mean indisputably become a better person, you have to obviously become President of the World.

How to go hunting

2025-09-22 15:40:21 UTC

There is all sorts of bad advice to hunt, like using a rifle for deer hunting and using a shotgun for bird hunting. That advice is all bad instead you should use a duck foot and attach it to a stick and it will catch everything.

How to Clean Your Shoes

fredericj30 — 2025-09-22 15:40:46 UTC

There’s a bunch of bad advice about how to clean your shoes. Clean them with a soapy wash cloth. Rinse them in soapy water. Have your mother clean them while cooking dinner. The real way is to burn all of the dirt off along with the shoes.

Caring for someone

smitha30_3 — 2025-09-22 15:40:54 UTC

There’s all sorts of bad advice on how to show someone you care about them like Gifting them, Doing stuff with them, Holding hands with them. But the real way to show someone you care about them is by trapping yourself in their walls and always keeping an eye on them 24/7 without letting them know so they never feel the need to worry about you.

How to feel passionate about love

baileyr30_2 — 2025-09-22 15:41:09 UTC

Everything is going to be alright. If it feels right then maybe it is. See where the path in love takes you. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. When people don’t feel loved they tend to feel lost like you got knocked. What feels like a punch in the face can make you feel like you’re losing the race. But the hard times are gold because they still lead to better days. You’re gonna be alright.

Getting rich quick

koyamaa30 — 2025-09-22 15:41:56 UTC

There’s a lot of bad advice out there about getting rich. Scamming grandmas, starting an MLM scheme, running a cult, pickpocketing. Ignore that. The best way to get rich quick is to-ooh, a Nigerian prince needs access to my bank account? Don’t mind if I do!

Getting rid of fears

2025-09-22 15:45:06 UTC

There are a lot of ways people get over their fears. A few consist of hiding in your bed, or going to a doctor, and even meditation. The real way is actually dunking your head in water and eating not drinking, as much water as you can with a fork.

How a Fighting bear survives

andersonc30 — 2025-09-22 15:45:29 UTC

There is a lot of bad and good advice, fighting over an agreement might be a bad one talking it out might be better. All of these advice but some might not help or might cause more trouble as a bear going to see another bears fish pile but might get attacked. A fighting bear surrounded by other fighting bear all trying to catch a single flying green and red salmon, all very intelligent but might be a very dumb or intelligent. All will eventually eat.

World full of hate

eschj30 — 2025-09-22 15:46:39 UTC

In a world full of hate there is joy but also sadness, and pain, but the good thing about this world is that heals, people think that the world is terrible but it is anything but that without our world there would be no life, so if you feel down play clash royale and place down MEGA KNIGHT and PEKKA and GOLDEN KNIGHT and win with HOGGGRIDERRRRR

How to build a house

2025-09-22 15:52:36 UTC

There are is many ways to build a house. Don’t waste time measuring and sorting through materials. It’s totally not beneficial to take your time when building because you may not have the time or energy to build a house all by urself. The most successful way to build a house is to 3d print one.