grammar saves lives by deadinsidelol

someone get myra

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-11-28 21:33:17 UTC

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-11-28 21:35:24 UTC

why is the format like this-

tl_hhs — 2022-11-28 22:01:45 UTC

i fixed it

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-11-28 22:03:30 UTC

malaya is "gay"

tl_hhs — 2022-11-28 22:04:09 UTC

Nxde

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-11-28 22:09:10 UTC

stream it it slays

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-11-28 22:10:30 UTC

guys guess what

tl_hhs — 2022-11-28 22:14:58 UTC

malaya listens to girl in red /j

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thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-11-29 04:28:50 UTC

SOMEONE GET VIOLET AND NYX TO JOIN.

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-11-29 04:31:16 UTC

New topic hru

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-11-29 05:23:59 UTC

Shrek Script {Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed.She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.{Laughing} Like that's ever gonna happen.{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}What a load of - Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her foreheadThe years start comin' and they don't stop comin'Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'Didn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do so much to seeSo what's wrong with takin' the backstreetsYou'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey, now You're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now but wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is gettin' pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world's on fireHow 'bout yoursThat's the way I like it and I'll never get boredHey, now, you're an all-star{Shouting}Get your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mold{Belches}Go!Go!{Record Scratching}Go. Go.Go.Hey, now, you're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mold-Think it's in there?-All right. Let's get it!-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?-Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.{Laughs}-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.Now, ogres - - They're much worse.They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.-No!-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!Actually, it's quite good on toast.-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!{Gasping}-Right.{Roaring}{Shouting}{Roaring}{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.{Gasping}{Laughs}{Laughing} And stay out!"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."{Sighs}{Man's voice} All right. This one's full.-Take it away!{Gasps}-Move it along. Come on! Get up!-Next!-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!-Get up! Come on!-Twenty pieces.{Thudding}-Sit down there!-Keep quiet!{Crying}-This cage is too small.-Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.I can change. Please! Give me another chance!-Oh, shut up.-Oh!-Next!-What have you got?-This little wooden puppet.-I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.-Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.-Father, please! Don't let them do this!-Help me!-Next! What have you got?-Well, I've got a talking donkey.{Grunts}-Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.-Oh, go ahead, little fella.-Well?-Oh, oh, he's just - - He's just a little nervous.He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - --That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!-No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.-Get her out of my sight.-No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!{Gasps}-Hey! I can fly!-He can fly!-He can fly!-He can talk!-Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superflybut I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha!Oh-oh.{Grunts}-Seize him!-After him! He's getting away!{Grunts, Gasps}{Man}-Get him! This way! Turn!-You there. Orge!-Aye?-By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrestand transport you to a designated..... resettlement facility.-Oh, really? You and what army?{Gasps, Whimpering}{Chuckles}-Can I say something to you?-Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible!Are you talkin' to - - me? Whoa!-Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards!They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.-Oh, that's great. Really.-Man, it's good to be free.-Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?-But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.{Roaring}-Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks!You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - - {Mumbling}Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day.-Why are you following me?-I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all aloneThere's no one here beside meMy promlems have all goneThere's no one to deride meBut you gotta heve friends - - -Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.-Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.-Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?-Uh - - Really tall?-No! I'm an orge! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?-Nope.-Really?-Really, really.-Oh.-Man, I like you. What's you name?-Uh, Shrek.-Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing.I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that?-That would be my home.-Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.-I guess you don't entertain much, do you?-I like my privacy.-You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence.-Can I stay with you?-Uh, what?-Can I stay with you, please?-Of course!-Really?-No.-Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!-Okay! Okay! But one night only.-Ah! Thank you!-What are you - - No! No!-This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.-Oh!-Where do, uh, I sleep?-Outside!-Oh, well. I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know.{Sniffles}-Here I go.-Good night.{Sighs}-I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside.I'm all aloneThere's no one here beside me{Bubbling}{Sighs}{Creaking}{Sighs}-I thought I told you to stay outside.-I'm outside.{Clattering}-Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? -It's not home, but it'll do just fune.-What a lovely bed.-Got ya.{Sniffs} I found some cheese.-Ow! {Grunts}-Blah! Awful stuff.-Is that you, Gorder?-How did you know?-Enough! What are you doing in my house?{Grunts}-Hey!{Snickers}-Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table.-Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.-Huh?{Gusps}{Male voice} What?-I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying orge! What do I have to do get a little privacy?-Aah!-Oh, no. No! No!{Cackling}-What?-Quit it.-Don't push.{Squeaking}{Lows}- What are you doing in my swamp?{Echoing}Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!{Gasping}-Oh, dear!-Whoa!-All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!-Quickly. Come on!-No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there.-Oh!{Sighs}-Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.-Oh, gosh, no one invited us.-What?-We were forced to come here.-By who?-Lord Farquaad.-He huffed und he puffed und he...... signed an eviction notice.{Sighs}-All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?{Murmuring}-Oh, I do. I know where he is.-Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all?-Me! Me!-Anyone?-Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!{Sighs}-Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from!{Cheering}{Twittering}-Oh! You! You're comin' with me.- All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it!-On the road again. Sing it with me, Shrek.-Hey. Oh, oh!-I can't wait to get on the road again.-What did I say about singing?-Can I whistle?-No.-Can I hum it?-All right, hum it.{Humming}{Grunts}{Whimpering}-That's enough. He's ready to talk.{Coughing}{Laughing}{Clears throat}-Run, run, run, as fust as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!-You are a monster.-I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?-Eat me!{Grunts}-I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll - --No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.-All right then. Who's hiding them?-Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?-The muffin man?-The muffin man.-Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?-Well, she's married to the muffin man.-The muffin man?-The muffin man!-She's married to the muffin man.{Door opens}-My lord! We found it.-Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in.{Man grunting}{Gasping}-Oh!-Magic mirror - - -Don't tell him anything!-No!{Ginerbread man whispers}-Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?-Well, technically you're not a king.-Uh, Thelonius.-You were saying?-What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.-Go on.{Chuckles}-So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella.-Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come on. Give it up for Snow White!-And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina colads and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!-So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three?-Two! Two!-Three! Three!-Two! Two!-Three! -Three? One?{Shudders} Three?--Three! Pick number three, my lord!-Okay, okay, uh, number three!-Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.If you like pina coladasAnd getting caught in the rain-Princess Fiona.If you're not into yoga-She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go - - -But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night.-I'll do it.-Yes, but after sunset - --Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king!Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament.-But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc. I told ya I'd find it.-So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.-Uh-huh. That's the place.-Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?{Laughs}{Groans}-Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.-Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.-Hey, you!{Screams}-Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just - - I just - -{Whimpering}{Sighs}{Whimpering, Groans}{Turnstile clatters}{Chuckles}{Sighs}-It's quiet. Too quiet.{Creaking}-Where is everybody?-Hey, look at this!{Clattering, whirring, clicking}Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect townHere we have some rulesLet us lay them downDon't make waves, stay in lineAnd we'll get along fineDuLoc is perfect placePlease keep off of the grassShine your shoes, wipe your... faceDuLoc is, DuLoc isDuLoc is perfect ...... place{Camera shutter clicks{Whirring}-Wow! Let's do that again!-No. No. No, no, no! No.{Trumpet fanfare}{Crowd cheering}-Brave knights.-You are the best and brightest in all the land.-Today one of you shall prove himself - --All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.-Sorry about that.{Cheering}-That champion shall have the honor - - no, no - - the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you mae die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.{Cheering}-Let the tournament begin!{Gasps}-Oh!-What is that?{Gasping}-It's hideous!-Ah, that's not very nice. It's just a donkey.-Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the orge will be named champion! Have it him!-Get him!-Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.-Go ahead! Get him!-Can't we just settle this over a pint?-Kill the beast!-No? All right then. Come on!I don't give a damn about my reputationYou're living in the past It's a new generation-Damn!{Whinnying}A girl can do what she wants to doAnd that's what I'm gonna doAnd I don't give a damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meMe, me, me-Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!And I don't give a damn about my bad reputationNever said I wanted to improve my station-Ah!{Laughs}And I'm always feelin' good when I'm having fun-Yeah!And I don't have to please no one-The chair! Give him the chair!And I don't give a damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meMe, me, meOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me, not me{Bell dings}{Cheering}{Laughs}-Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!{Shrek laughs}{Crowd gasping, murmuring}-Shall I give the order, sir?-No, I have a better idea. People of DuLoc, I give you our champion!-What?-Congratulations, orge. You're won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest.-Quest? I'm already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.-Your swamp?-Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those tale creatures!{Crowd murmuring}-Indeed. All right, orge. I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back.-Exactly the way it was?-Down to the last slime-covered toadstool.-And the squatters?-As good as gone.-What kind of quest?-Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.-Is that about right?-Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.-I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that orge stuff on him? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole orge trip.-Oh, I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?-Uh, no, not really, no.-For your information, there's a lot more to orges than people think.-Example?-Example? Okay, um, orges are like onions.-{Sniffs} They stink?-Yes - - No!-They make you cry?-No!-You leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.-No! Layers! Onions have layers. Orges have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. {Sighs}-Oh, you both have layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.-I don't care... what everyone likes. Orges are not like cakes.-You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.-No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Orges are like onions! And of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.-Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.-You know, I think I preferred your humming. Do you have a tissure or something? I'm making a mess. Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.I'm on my way from misery to happiness todayUh-huh,uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huhI'm on my way from misery to happiness todayUh-huh,uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huhAnd everything that you receive up yonderIs what you give to me the day I wanderI'm on my way I'm on my way I'm on my way -Ohh! Shrek! Did you do that?-You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open. Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. {Sniffs} It's brimstone We must be getting close.-Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone. It didn't come off no stone neither.{Rumbling}-Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.{Laughing}-Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said orges have layers?-Oh, aye.-Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.-Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves.-You know what I mean.-You can't tell me you're afraid of heights.-I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling like of lava!-Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay? For emotional support., we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time.-Really?-Really, really.-Okay, that makes me feel so much better.-Just keep moving. And don't look down.-Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down.{Gasps}-Shrek! I'm lookin' down! Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off, please! -But you're already halfway.-But I know that half is safe!-Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.-Shrek, no! Wait!-Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance then, shall me?-Don't do that!-Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?-Oh, this?-Yes, that!-Yes? Yes, do it. Okay.{Screams}-No, Shrek! No! Stop it!-You said do it! I'm doin' it.-I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die. Oh!-That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.-Cool.-So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?-Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.{Chuckles}-I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.{Water dripping, wind howling}-You afraid?-No.-But - -- Shh.-Oh, good. Me neither.{Gasps}-'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. Unfamiliar dangerous situation, I might add. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire, it sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared. I sure as heck ain't no coward. I know that.{Gasps}-Donkey, two things, okay? Shut ... up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.-Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the princess.-The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.-What makes you think she'll be there?-I read it in a book once.-Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'.{Creacing}-I'm gonna take drastic steps. Kick it to the curb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it.-Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the - - -Dragon!{Screams}{Gasps}{Roars}-Donkey, look out!{Screams}{Whimpering}-Got ya!{Roars}{Gasps}{Shouts}-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!{Screaming}{Gasps}-Oh! Aah! Aah!{Gasping}{Crowls}-No. Oh, no, No!{Screams}-Oh, what large teeth you have.{Crowls}-I mean white, sparkling teeth. I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You're - - You're a girl dragon! Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. You're just reeking of feminine beauty. What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye? Ohh. Oh. Oh. Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know, I'm, uh - - (Coughs)-I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings. Shrek!{Gasps}{Whimpering}-No! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!{Groans, Sighs}{Vocalizing}-Oh! Oh!-Wake up!-What?-Are you Princess Fiona?-I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.-Oh, that's nice. Now let's go!-But wait, Sir Knight. This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment?-Yeah, sorry, lady. There's no time.-Hey, wait. What are you doing? You should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.-You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?-Mm-hmm.{Screams, grunts}-But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!-I don't think so.-Can I at least know the name of my champion?-Um, Shrek.-Sir Shrek.{Cleans throat}-I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.-Thanks!{Roaring}-You didn't slay the dragon?-It's on my to-do list. Now come on!{Screams}-But this isn't right! You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. That's what all the other knights did.-Yeah, right before they burst into flame.-That's not the point. Oh!-Wait. Where are you going? The next's over there.-Well, I have to save my ass.-What kind of knight are you?-One of a kind.-Slow down. Slow down, baby, please. I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long perriod of time. Just call me old-fashioned. {Laughs}-I don't want to rush into a physical relationship. I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this - - Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for. Magnitude- - Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards - - I'd really love to stay, but - - Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail. You're gonna tear it off. I don't give permission - - What are you gonna do with that? Hey, now. No way. No! No! No, no! No. No, no, no. No! Oh!{Growls}{Roaring}{Gasps}-Hi, Princess!-It talks!-Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.{Screams}{Screaming}-Oh!{Thuds}{Groans}{Roars}{Roaring}-Okay, you two, heard for the exit! I'll take care of the dragon.{Fchoing}-Run!{Gasping}{Screaming}{Roaring}{Screams}{Roars}{Panting, sighs}{Whimpers}{Roars}-You did it!-You rescued me! You're amazing. You're - - You're wonderful. You're... a little unorthodox I'll admit. But they deed is great, and thine heart is pure. I am eternally in your debt. {Clears throat}-And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed?-I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed.-The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight.-Uh, no.-Why not?-I have helmet hair.-Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.-No, no, you wouldn't - - 'st.-But how will you kiss me?-What? That wasn't in the job description.-Maybe it's a perk.-No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love's first kiss.-Hmm? With Shrek? You think- - Wait. Wait. You think that Shrek is you true love?-Well, yes.{Laughing}-You think Shrek is your true love!-What is so funny?-Let's just say I'm not your tipe, okay?-Of course, you are. You're my rescuer. Now - - Now remove your helmet.-Look. I really don't think this is a good idea.-Just take off the helmet.-I'm not going to.-Take ot off.-No!-Now!-Okay! Easy. As you command. Your Highness.-You- - You're a- - an orge.-Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.-Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an orge.{Sighs}-Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He is the one who wants to marry you.-Then why didn't he come rescue me?-Good question. You should ask him that when we get there.-But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some prge and his- - his pet.-So much for noble steed.-You're not making my job any easier.-I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here.-Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.-You wouldn't dare. Put me down!-Ya comin', Donkey?-I'm right behind ya.-Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down!-Okay, so here's another question. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten?-You just tell her she's not your true love. Everyone knowest what happens when you find your - - Hey!{Sighs}-The sooner we get to DuLoc the better.-You're gonna love it there, Princess. It's beautiful!-And what of my groom-to-be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like?-Let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.{Laughs}-I don't know. There are those who think little of him.-Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You're just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad.-Yeah, well, maybe you're right, Princess. But I'll let you do the "measuring" when you see him tomorrow.-Tomorrow? It'll take that long? Shouldn't we stop to make camp?-No, that'll take longer. We can keep going.-But there's robbers in the woods.-Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping's starting to sound good.-Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.-I need to find somewhere to camp now!{Birds wings fluttering}{Grunting}-Hey! Over here.-Shrek, we can do better than that. I don't think this is fit for a princess.-No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.-Homey touches? Like what?{Crashing}-A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night.-You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will.-I said good night!-Shrek, What are you doing?{Laughs}-I just- - You know - - Oh, come on. I was just kidding.{Fire cracking}-And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, the only orge to ever spit over three wheat fields. Right. Yeah.-Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?-The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. Look, there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent. You can guess what he's famous for.-I know you're making this up.-No, look. There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench.-That ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots.-You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Hmm? Forget it.{Sighs}-Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?-Our swamp?-You know, when we're through rescuing the princess.-We? Donkey, there's no "we". There's no "our". There's just me and my swamp. The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall arond my land.-You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now. You know what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.-No, do ya think?-Are you hidin' something?-Never mind, Donkey.-Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?-No, this is one of those drop-it and leave-it alone things.-Why don't you want to talk about it?-Why do you want to talk about it?-Why are you blocking?-I'm not blocking.-Oh, yes, you are.-Donkey, I'm warning you.-Who you trying to keep out?-Everyone! Okay?-Oh, now we're gettin' somewhere.-Oh! For the love of Pete!-What's your problem? What you got against the whole world anyway?-Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go. "Aah! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly orge!" They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.-You know what? When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly orge.-Yeah, I know.-So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?-Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying.-Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there?-That's the moon.-Oh, okay.{Orchestra}{Dulcimer}-Again, show me again. Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess.-Hmph.-Ah. Perfect.{Inhales}{Snoring}{Vocalizing}{Whistling}{Sizzling}{Sniffs, yawns}-Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that.--Come on, baby. I said I like it.-Donkey, wake up.-Huh? What?-Wake up.-What?-Good morning. Hm, how do you like your eggs?-Good morning, Princess!-What's all this about?-You know, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday. I wanted to make it up to you. I mean, after all, you did rescue me.-Uh, thanks.{Sniffs}-Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us.{Belches}-Shrek!-What? It's a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. {Laughs}-Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess.{Belches}-Thanks.-She's as nasty as you are.-{Laughs} You know, you're not exactly what I expected.-Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.{Vocalizing}-La liberte! Hey!-Princess!{Laughs}-What are you doing?-Be still, mon cherie, for I am you savior! And I am rescuing you from this green - -{Kissing sounds}-beast.-Hey!-That's my princess! Go find you own!-Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?-Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!-Oh! Of couse! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduse myself. Oh, Merry Men. {Laughs}{Accordion}Ta, dah, dah, dah, whoo.I steal from the rich and give to the needy.He takes a wee percentage, But I'm not greedy. I rescue pretty damselsMan, I'm goodWhat a guy, Monsieur HoodBreak it downI like an honest fightand a saucy little maidWhat he's basically sayingis he likes to get - - PaidSoWhen an orge in the bushgrabs a lady by the tushThat's badThat's badWhen a beauty's with a beastit makes me awfully madHe's madHe's really, really madI'll take my blade andram it through your heartKeep your eyes on me, boys'cause I'm about to start{Grunts, Groans}{Karate Yell}{Merry Men Gasping}{Panting}-Man, that was annoying!-Oh, you little- - {Karate Yell}{Accordion}{Shouting, groaning}{Chuckles}-Uh, shall we?-Hold the phone.{Grunts}Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. Where did that come from?-What?-That! Back there. That was amazing! Where did you learn that?-Well - - {Chuckles} When one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's a - - There's an arrow in your butt!-What? Oh, would you look at that?-Oh, no. This is all my fault. I'm so sorry.-Why? What's wrong?-Shrek's hurt.-Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die.-Donkey, I'm okay.-You can't do this to me, Shrek. I'm too young for you to die. Keep you legs elevated. Turn your head and cough. Does anyone know the Heimlich?-Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns.-Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!-{Both} Donkey!-Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns.-What are the flowers for?-For getting rid of Donkey.-Ah.-Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out.-Ow! Hey! Easy with the yankin'.-I'm sorry, but it has to come out.-No, it's tender.-Now, hold on.-What you're doing is the opposite of help.-Don't move.-Look, time out.-Would you - - {Grunts}-Okay. What do you propose we do?-Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind! Blue flower, red thorns.-Ow!-Hold on, Shrek! I'm comin'!-Ow! Not good.-Okay. Okay. I can nearly see the head.{Grunts}-It's just about - - -Ow! Ohh!-Ahem.-Nothing happend. We were just, uh - - -Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask. Okay?-Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind. The princess here was just- - Ugh! -Ow!-Hey, what's that?{Nervous chickle}-That's- - Is that blood?{Sighs}{Bird chirping}{Grunts}My beloved monster and meWe go everywhere togetherWearin' a raincoatthat has four sleevesGets us through all kinds of weather-Aah!She will always be the only thingThat comes between me and the awful stingThat comes from living in a worldthat's so damn mean{Croaks}Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-Hey!La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la{Both laughing}La-la, la-la, la-la-There it is, Princess. Your future awaits you.-That's DuLoc?-Yeah, I know. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really - - Ow!-Um, I, uh- - I guess we better move on.-Sure. But, Shrek? I'm - - I'm worried about Donkey.{Blubbering}-What?-I mean, look at him. He doesn't look so good. -What are you talking about? I'm fine.-That's what they always say, and then next thing you know, you're on your back. Dead.-You know, she's right. You look awful. Do you want to sit down?-Uh, you know, I'll make you some tea.-I didn't want to say nothin', but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look, {Bones crunch}-Ow! See?-Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner.-I'll get the firewood.-Hey, where you goin'? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug.-Mmm. This is good. This is really good. What is this?-Uh, weedrat. Rotisserie style.-No kidding. Well, this is delicious.-Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weedrat stew.{Chuckling}{Sighs}-I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.{Gulps}-Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare - - you name it.{Chuckles}-I'd like that.{Slurps, laughs}See the pyramids along the Nile-Um, Princess?Watch the sunrise from a tropic isle-Yes, Shrek?-I, um, I was wondering.Just remember, darling all the while-Are you- - You belong to me{Sighs} -Are you gonna eat that?{Chuckles}-Man, isn't this romantic? Just look at that sunset.-Sunset?-Oh, no! I mean, it's late. I-It's very late.-What?-Wait a minute. I see what's goin' on here. You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?-Yes! Yes, that's it. I'm terrified. You know, I'd better go inside.-Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until - - Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.{Shrek sighs} -Good night. -Good night.{Door creaks}-Ohh! Now I really see what's goin' on here.-Oh, what are you talkin' about?-I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. And I know you two were diggin' on each other. I could feel it.-You're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad.-Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. Just go on in and tell her how you feel.-I- - There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know - - and I'm not sayin' I do 'cause I don't - - she's a princess, and I'm - - -An orge?-Yeah. An orge.-Hey, where you goin'?-To get... move firewood.{Sighs} -Princess? Princess Fiona? Princess, where are you?{Wings fluttering}-Princess?{Creaking}{Gasps}-It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.{Screams}-Aah!-Oh, no!-No, help!-Shh!-Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!-No, it's okay. It's okay.-What did you do with the princess?-Donkey, I'm the princess.-Aah!-It's me, in this body.-Oh, my God! You ate the princess. Can you hear me?-Donkey!-Listen, keep breathing! I'll get you out of there!-No!-Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!-Shh.-Shrek!-This is me.{Muffled mumbling}-Princess? What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, uh, different.-I'm ugly, okay?-Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. You are what you eat, I said. Now - - -No.-I - - I've been this way as long as I can remember.-What do you mean? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before.-It's only happens when sun goes down."By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm... until you find true love's first kiss... and then take love's true form."-Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.-It's a spell.{Sighs} -When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast! I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees me like this.{Sobs}-All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. You're not that ugly. Well, I ain't gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24-7.-But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look.-Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad?-I have to. Only my true love's kiss can break the spell.-But, you know, um, you're kind of an orge, and Shrek - - well, you got a lot in common.-Shrek?-Princess, I - - Uh, how's it going, first of all? Good? Um, good for me too. I'm okay. I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and - - well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty. But I like you anyway. I'd - - uh, uh - - {Sighs}-I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go.-I can't just marry whoever I want. Take a good look at me, Donkey. I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? "Princess" and "ugly" don't go together. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek.{Gasps}-My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love.{Deep sigh}-Don't you see, Donkey? That's just how it has to be. It's the only way to break the spell.-You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth.-No! You can't breathe a word. No one must ever know.-What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets?-Promise you won't tell. Promise!-All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should. I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.-Look at my eye twitchin'.{Door opens}{Snoring}-I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him. -Shrek! Shrek, there's something I want - - {Snoring}-Shrek. Are you all right?-Perfect! Never been better.-I - - I don't - - There's something I have to tell you.-You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. I heard enough last night.-You heard what I said?-Every word.-I thought you'd understand.-Oh, I undersatnd. Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?" -But I thought that wouldn't matter to you.-Yeah? Well, it does.{Gasps, sighs}-Ah, right on time.{Horse whinnies}-Princess, I've brought you a little something.{Fanfare}{Yawns}-What'd I miss? What'd I miss?{Muffled}-Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey.-Princess Fiona.-As promised. Now hand it over.-Very well, orge. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed.-Take it and go before I change my mind.-Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me, for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I'm Lord Farquaad.-Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no.{Snaps fingers}-Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short... farewell.-Oh, that is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the orge. It's not like it has feelings.-No, you're right. It doesn't.-Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawerss Fiona. I ask your hand in marriage.{Gasps}-Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?-Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make - - -Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed!-No! I mean, uh, why wait? Let's get married today before the sun sets.-Oh, anxious, are you? You're right. The sooner, the better. There's so much to do! Threre's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. Captain, round up some guests!-Fare-thee-well, orge.-Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away.-Yeah? So what?-Shrek, there's something about her you don't know. Look, I talked to her last night, She's - - -I know you talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya? Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?-Shrek, I - - I wanna go with you.-I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me. I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else! Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!-But I thought - - -Yeah. You know what? You tought wrong!-Shrek.I heard there was a secret chordThat David played and it pleased the LordBut you don't really care for music, do yaIt goes like this the fourth, the fifthThe minor fall the major liftThe baffled king composing hallelujahHallelujah, hallelujahBaby, I've been here beforeI know this room I've walked this floorI used to live alone before I knew youI've seen your flag on the marble archBut love is not a victory marchIt's a cold and it's a broken hallelujahHallelujah, hallelujahAnd all I ever learned from loveIs how to shoot at someoneWho outdrew you{Moaning}And it's not a cry you can hear at nightIt's not somebody who's seen the lightIt's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah{Moaning}Hallelujah, hallelujah{Thumping sound}-Donkey?{Grunts}-What are you doing?-I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.-Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it.-It is around your half. See that's your half, and this is my half.-Oh! Your half. Hmm.-Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.-Back off!-No, you back off.-This is my swamp!-Our swamp.-Let go, Donkey!-You let go.-Stubborn jackass!-Smelly orge.-Fine!-Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet.-Well, I'm through with you.-Uh-uh. You know, with you it's always, "Me, me, me!" Well, guess what! Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.-Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?-Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!-Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back!-Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.-Go away!-There you are , doing it again just like you did to Fiona. All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you.-Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature. I heard the two of you talking. -She wasn't talkin' about you. She was talkin' about, uh, somebody else.-She wasn't talking about me? Well, then who was she talking about?-Uh-uh, no way. I ain't saying anything. You don't wanna listen to me. Right? Right?-Donkey!-No!-Okay, look. I'm sorry, all right?{Sighs}-I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly orge. Can you forgive me?-Hey, that's what friends are for, right?-Right. Friends?-Friends.-So, um, what did Fiona say about me?-What are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her?-The wedding! We'll never make it in time.-Ha-ha-ha! Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way.{Whistles}-Donkey?-I guess it's just my animal magnetism.{Laughing}-Aw, come here, you.-All right, all right.Don't get all slobbery. No one likes a kiss ass. All right, hop on and hold on tight. I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet.-Whoo!{Bells tolling}{All gasping}-People of DuLoc, we gather here today to bear witnss to the union....-Um--of our new king - --Excuse me. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"?{Chuckling}-Go on.-Go ahead, HAVE SOME FUN. If we need you, I'll whistle. How about that? Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! You wanna do this right, don't you?-What are you talking about?-There's a line you gotta wait for. The preacher's gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." That's when you say, "I object!"-I don't have time for this!-Hey, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! Look, you love this woman, don't you?-Yes.-You wanna hold her?-Yes.-Please her?-Yes!-Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness. The chicks love that romantic crap!-All right! Cut it out. When does this guy say the line?-We gotta check it out.-And so, by the power vested in me, -What do you see?-The whole town's in there.-I now pronounce you husband and wife,-They're at the altar.-king and queen.-Mother Fletcher! He already said it.-Oh, for the love of Pete!{Grunts}-I object!-Shrek?{Gasps}-Oh, now what does he want?-Hi, everyone. Havin' a good time, are ya? I love DuLoc, first at all. Very clean.-What are you doing here?-Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding - --Fiona! I need to talk to you.-Oh, now you wanna talk? It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me - - -But you can't marry him.-And why not?-Because- - Because he's just marring you so he can be king.-Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.-He's not your true love.-And what do you know about true love?-Well, I - - Uh - - I mean - - -Oh, this is precious. The orge has fallen in love with the princess! Oh, good Lord.{Crowd laughting}-An orge and a princess!-Shrek, is this true?-Who cares? It's preposterous! Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our "happily ever after." Now kiss me! Mmmmm!-"By night one way, by day another." I wanted to show you before.{Whimpers}{Crown gasping}-Well, uh, that explains a lot.-Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! Get them both!-No, no!-Shrek!-This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! See? See?-No, let go of me! Shrek!-No!-Don't just stand there, you morons.-Get out of my way! Fiona! Arrgh! -I'll make you regret the day we met. I'll see you drawn and quartered!-You'll beg for death to save you!-No, Shrek!-And as for you, my wife,-Fiona!-I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!-I'm king!{Whistles}-I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have - - Aaaah!-Aah!-All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it.{Roars}-I'm a donkey on the edge!{Belches}-Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?{Cheering}-Go ahead, Shrek.-Uh, Fiona?-Yes, Shrek?-I - - I love you.-Really?-Really, really.- I love you too.-Aawww!-"Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form."-"Take love's true form. Take love's true form."-Fiona? Fiona. Are you all right?-Well, yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful.-But you ARE beautiful.{Chuckles}-I was hoping this would be a happy ending.I thought love was only true in fairy talesOy!Meant for someone else but not for meLove was out to get meThat's the way it seemedDisappointment haunted all my dreamsAnd then I saw her faceNow I'm a believer and not a traceOf doubt in my mindI'm in loveOoh-aahI'm a believer I couldn't leave herIf I tried-God bless us, every one.Come on, y'all!Then I saw her faceHa-haNow I'm a believer Listen!Not a traceOf doubt in my mindI'm in loveOoh-aahI'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried-Ooh!-Uh!Then I saw her faceNow I'm a believer Hey!Not a traceUhh! Yeah.Of doubt in my mind-One more time!I'm in loveI'm a believer Come on!I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, heyY'all sing it with me!IBelieveI believePeople in the back!I believeI'm a believer I believeI believeI believeI believe{Hysterical laughing}-Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh.-I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I believe in self-assertionDestiny or a slight diversionNow it seems I've got my head on straightI'm a freak an apparitionSeems I've made the right decisionTo try to turn back now it might be too lateNow I want to stay home todayDon't wanna go outIf anyone comes to playGonna get thrown outI wanna stay home todayDon't want no companyNo wayYeah, yeah, yeahI wanna be a millionaire somedayBut know what it feels like to give it awayWatch me march to the beat of my own drumAnd it's off to the moon and then back againSame old day Same situationMy happiness rears back as if to sayI wanna stay home todayDon't wanna go outIf anyone comes to playGonna get thrown outI wanna stay home todayDon't want no companyNo wayYeah, yeah, yeahI wanna stay home, stay home, stay home.........I get such a thrill when you look in my eyesMy heart skips a beatGirl, I feel so alivePlease tell me, baby, if all this is true'Cause deep down inside all I wanted was youOh-oh-ohMakes me wanna danceOh-oh-ohIt's a new romanceOh-oh-ohI look into your eyesOh-oh-ohThe best years of our livesWhen we first metI could hardly believeThe things that would happen and we could achieveSo let's be togetherfor all of our timeOh, girl, I'm so thankfulthat you are still mineYou always consider melike an ugly ducklingAnd treat me like a Nostradamuswas why I had to get my shine onI break a little somethingto keep my mind on'Cause you had my mind goneEh-eh, eh-eh, eh-ehTurn the lights on, Come on, babyLet's just rewind the song'Cause all I want to do is make the rest years the best yearsAll night longOh-oh-ohMakes me wanna danceMakes me wanna danceOh-oh-ohIt's a new romanceIt's a new romanceOh-oh-ohI look into your eyesOh, yeah, yeahI look into your eyesOh-oh-ohThe best years of our livesYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..............Everything looks brightStanding in your lightEverything feels rightWhat's left is out of sightWhat's a girl to do I'm telling youYou're on my mindI wanna be with you'Cause when you'restandin' next to meIt's like wowAnd all your kissesseem to set me freeIt's like wowAnd when we touchit's such a rushI can't get enoughIt's like- - It's likeOoh-oohHey, whatIt's like wowOoh-ooh, heyHey, yeahIt's like wowEverything is lookingright now, right nowIt's like wowAnd I got this feelingThis feeling it's just like wowIt's just like wowYou are all I'm thinking of.Like wowEverything feels rightEverything feels rightLike wowEverything looks brightAll my senses are rightLike wowEverything feels rightBaby, baby, babythe way I'm feeling youIs like wowThere is somethingthat I seeIn the way you look at meThere's a smileThere's a truthIn your eyesWhat an unexpected wayOn this unexpected dayCould it beThis is where I belongIt is you I have lovedAll longThere's no more mysteryIt is finally clear to meYou're the homemy heart's searched forSo longIt is you I have lovedAll longWhoa, over and overI'm filled with emotionAs I lookInto your perfect face

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FROZEN Written by Jennifer Lee Final Shooting Draft 9/23/13 OPEN ON: ICE. We're underwater looking up at it. A saw cuts through, heading right for us. EXT. SNOW-CAPPED MOUNTAINS -- DUSK ICE HARVESTERS, dressed in traditional Sami clothing, score a frozen lake. They SING. "The Frozen Heart (Ice Worker's Song)" ICE HARVESTERS BORN OF COLD AND WINTER AIR AND MOUNTAIN RAIN COMBINING, THIS ICY FORCE BOTH FOUL AND FAIR HAS A FROZEN HEART WORTH MINING. The men drag giant ice blocks through channels of water. ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D) CUT THROUGH THE HEART, COLD AND CLEAR. STRIKE FOR LOVE AND STRIKE FOR FEAR. SEE THE BEAUTY SHARP AND SHEER. SPLIT THE ICE APART! AND BREAK THE FROZEN HEART. Hup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it go! A young Sami boy, KRISTOFF (8), and his reindeer calf, SVEN, share a carrot as they try to keep up with the men. ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D) Hup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it go! Young Kristoff struggles to get a block of ice out of the water. He fails, ends up soaked. Sven licks his wet cheek. ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D) BEAUTIFUL! POWERFUL! DANGEROUS! COLD! ICE HAS A MAGIC CAN'T BE CONTROLLED. A sharp ice floe overtakes the workers, threateningly. They fight it back. ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D) STRONGER THAN ONE, STRONGER THAN TEN STRONGER THAN A HUNDRED MEN! Massive fjord horses drag heavy ice plows. 2FROZEN - J. Lee ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D) BORN OF COLD AND WINTER AIR AND MOUNTAIN RAIN COMBINING The sun sets. Lanterns are lit. ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D) THIS ICY FORCE BOTH FOUL AND FAIR HAS A FROZEN HEART WORTH MINING. CUT THROUGH THE HEART, COLD AND CLEAR. In the dark, Kristoff and Sven finally manage to get a single block of ice out of the water. ICE HARVESTERS (CONT'D) STRIKE FOR LOVE AND STRIKE FOR FEAR. THERE'S BEAUTY AND THERE'S DANGER HERE. SPLIT THE ICE APART! BEWARE THE FROZEN HEART. The workers pile onto the giant horse-drawn ice sled as it pulls away. Left behind, Kristoff and Sven push their ice block onto a dinky little sled then head off. We sweep up from them to the Northern Lights filling the sky...then move across the mountains...beneath the snowline...and descend upon... EXT. THE KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE -- NIGHT A humble castle, built of wood, nestled in a deep fjord. INT. CASTLE, NURSERY -- NIGHT ELSA (8) sleeps in her bed. Her little sister ANNA (5) pops up beside her. YOUNG ANNA Elsa. Psst. Elsa! Psst. Elsa doesn't stir. Anna sits on Elsa and bounces. YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D) Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. YOUNG ELSA (grumbling) Anna, go back to sleep. Anna rolls onto her back and spreads all her weight on Elsa. 3FROZEN - J. Lee YOUNG ANNA (drama queen-ish) I just can't. The sky's awake, so I'm awake, so we have to play. YOUNG ELSA ...Go play by yourself. Elsa shoves Anna off the bed. Anna lands butt to floor, sighs, defeated. But then she gets an idea. She hops back on the bed and lifts one of Elsa's eyelids. YOUNG ANNA (mischievously) Do you want to build a snowman? Elsa's eyes both pop open. She smiles. INT. CASTLE STAIRCASE -- NIGHT Anna, now wearing snow boots, pulls Elsa by the hand. YOUNG ANNA Come on, come on, come on, come on. Elsa tries to shush her, but Anna's too excited. INT. BALLROOM -- NIGHT The girls sneak into the ballroom. Elsa shuts the door. YOUNG ANNA Do the magic! Do the magic! Elsa laughs and waves her hands together. Snowflakes suddenly burst forth and dance between her palms, forming a snowball. Elsa throws the snowball high into the air. Snow bursts out and flurries around the room. Anna dances about, catching flakes in her palms and mouth. YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D) This is amazing! YOUNG ELSA Watch this! Elsa stomps her little slippered foot and a layer of ice suddenly coats the floor, forming a giant ice rink. Anna slides off, laughing. 4FROZEN - J. Lee PLAY MONTAGE: -Anna and Elsa roll giant snowballs and build a snowman together. Elsa moves his stick arms around. YOUNG ELSA (CONT'D) (goofy voice) Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs. Anna jumps up and hugs him. YOUNG ANNA I love you, Olaf. -Anna and Olaf appear to be dancing. REVEAL: Elsa is actually propelling them across the ice floor with her magic. -The girls slide down snowbanks together! -Anna fearlessly jumps off a snow peak into mid air. YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D) Catch me! Elsa makes another peak to catch Anna. YOUNG ELSA Gotcha! Anna keeps jumping. Elsa keeps casting magic. YOUNG ANNA (jumping faster) Again! Again! YOUNG ELSA (struggling to keep up) Slow down! Elsa suddenly slips. Her magic accidentally STRIKES Anna in the head. Anna tumbles down a snowbank and lands, unconscious. YOUNG ELSA (CONT'D) ANNA! Elsa runs to Anna and takes her in her arms. A streak of Anna's hair, where struck, turns white. YOUNG ELSA (CONT'D) MAMA! PAPA! The room around them fills with frightening ice spikes. 5FROZEN - J. Lee The parents burst through the frozen door. GASP at the sight of the room. KING Elsa, what have you done? This is getting out of hand! QUEEN (seeing Anna) Anna! The King and Queen rush to Anna and take her in their arms. ELSA It was an accident. I'm sorry, Anna. QUEEN (about Anna) She's ice cold. KING ...I know where we have to go. SLAM CUT TO: INT. DARK ROOM -- NIGHT The King sifts through a shelf to find an ancient book inscribed with Old Norse runes. He opens the book, scrambles to a page with an ancient map. EXT. ARENDELLE -- NIGHT Carrying the girls, the King and Queen ride their horses out of the kingdom. Snow streams from Elsa's hands, leaving a trail of ice behind them. EXT. FJORD MOUNTAIN FOREST -- NIGHT A sleepy Kristoff and Sven travel alone through the dark woods. All of a sudden, the King and Queen race by with the girls, leaving the wake of ice. KRISTOFF Ice? SLAM CUT TO: 6FROZEN - J. Lee EXT. BLACK MOUNTAINS -- NIGHT Kristoff rides Sven as they follow the trail of ice. YOUNG KRISTOFF Faster, Sven! EXT. THE VALLEY OF THE LIVING ROCK -- NIGHT Kristoff hops off Sven at the edge of a deep valley. They hide behind a rock and peek out. Down below, the King holds a frightened Elsa. The Queen holds the still unconscious Anna. KING Please, help. My daughter! Suddenly, a bunch of rocks tumble down the valley toward them. It looks as though they'll be crushed! But, luckily, the rocks stop at their feet. The rocks then unfold, revealing bright faces. YOUNG KRISTOFF Trolls...? The rock in front of Kristoff "wakes up." Meet BULDA. BULDA Shush. I'm trying to listen. She grabs Kristoff and Sven by hand and hoof and hugs them close. Sven licks her face and she eyes them both. BULDA (CONT'D) Cuties. I'm gonna keep you. Back below, the crowd parts for a troll as old as the Earth. They call him GRAND PABBIE. He approaches arthritically, but determined. He nods respectfully to the king. GRAND PABBIE Your Majesty. (referring to Elsa) Born with the powers or cursed? KING Born. And they're getting stronger. Grand Pabbie motions for the Queen to bring Anna to him. She does. He examines her. 7FROZEN - J. Lee GRAND PABBIE (about Anna) You are lucky it wasn't her heart. The heart is not so easily changed, but the head can be persuaded. KING Do what you must. GRAND PABBIE I recommend we remove all magic, even memories of magic to be safe.... But don't worry, I'll leave the fun. Grand Pabbie pulls out a glowing blue energy from Anna's head. We see her memories floating right above her. Grand Pabbie changes all of her magical memories to ordinary memories -- snowy play indoors with the girls in their nightgowns changes to outdoors on the winter fjords with the girls in winter gear. He puts the ordinary memories back in her head. GRAND PABBIE (CONT'D) She will be okay. YOUNG ELSA But she won't remember I have powers? KING It's for the best. PABBIE Listen to me, Elsa, your power will only grow. As he speaks, he conducts the Northern Lights to show a silhouette of an adult Elsa creating magical snowflakes. PABBIE (CONT'D) There is beauty in your magic.... But also great danger. The snowflakes turn to sharp spikes. PABBIE (O.S.) (CONT'D) You must learn to control it. In the Northern Lights display, the sharp spikes cause human figures to panic and attack Elsa. PABBIE (CONT'D) Fear will be your enemy. 8FROZEN - J. Lee Elsa gasps and buries her face in the King's chest. The King wraps his arms around Elsa, protectively. KING No. We'll protect her. She can learn to control it. I'm sure. Over the King's words we... DISSOLVE TO: -The Arendelle castle gates shutting. KING (O.S.) (CONT'D) Until then, we'll lock the gates. We'll reduce the staff. We will limit her contact with people and keep her powers hidden from everyone... including Anna. -The castle shutters close. -Anna sits on her bed as Elsa's furniture disappears. -Anna rushes to the hall to see Elsa shut the door to her new room. Anna watches, confused and sad. DISSOLVE TO: INT. CASTLE WINDOW -- DAY We look out on a gentle snowfall. Little Anna skips up to the window. She lights up at the sight of the snow and rushes down the hall. INT. HALLWAY, ELSA'S DOOR -- DAY Anna knocks on Elsa's door and SINGS. "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" YOUNG ANNA DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN? COME ON LET'S GO AND PLAY. Anna peeks under the door. YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D) I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE. COME OUT THE DOOR. IT'S LIKE YOU'VE GONE AWAY. 9FROZEN - J. Lee -INT. ANNA'S ROOM -- Anna plays with two dolls, gives up, sad. YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D) WE USED TO BE BEST BUDDIES AND NOW WE'RE NOT. I WISH YOU WOULD TELL ME WHY. -ELSA'S DOOR. Anna peeks through the key hole. YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D) DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN? -Anna calls through the keyhole. YOUNG ANNA (CONT'D) IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN. YOUNG ELSA (O.S.) Go away, Anna. YOUNG ANNA (hearbroken) ...OKAY BYE. -BEHIND THE DOOR -- DAY. Elsa sits at the window looking out, longingly. Suddenly, her icy hands freeze the windowsill. -LATER. The King slips leather gloves onto Elsa's hands. KING The gloves will help. He pats her gloved hand. KING (CONT'D) See? You're good.... (starting their mantra) Conceal it. YOUNG ELSA Don't feel it. YOUNG ELSA & KING Don't let it show. -INT. HALLWAY, ELSA'S DOOR -- DAY. Anna, now 9, knocks on Elsa's door. ANNA (9) DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN? -INT. HALLWAY -- DAY. Alone, Anna rides a bicycle built for two in the hall by standing on the back seat. 10FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA (9) (CONT'D) OR RIDE OUR BIKE AROUND THE HALL? I THINK SOME COMPANY IS OVERDUE... -INT. PORTRAIT ROOM -- DAY. Anna runs around the portrait room, gaining momentum to flip over the arm of the couch. ANNA (9) (CONT'D) I'VE STARTED TALKING TO THE PICTURES ON THE WALLS. Anna lands PLOP on the cushions, then looks up at the painting above her of the courageous Joan of Arc. ANNA (9) (CONT'D) Hang in there, Joan. -INT. EMPTY LIBRARY -- DAY. Looks like no one's around. ANNA (9) (CONT'D) IT GETS A LITTLE LONELY ALL THESE EMPTY ROOMS. But then we find Anna, laying at the base of the grandfather clock, playing with her braids, bored out of her mind. ANNA (9) (CONT'D) JUST WATCHING THE HOURS TICK BY. Anna's eyes follow the grandfather clock's pendulum. ANNA (9) (CONT'D) TICK TOCK. TICK TOCK. TICK TOCK. -INT. ELSA'S ROOM -- NIGHT. Elsa (now 12) paces as she panics. The entire wall is frozen behind her. ELSA (12) I'm scared. It's getting stronger. KING Getting upset only makes it worse. The King goes to hug her. ELSA (12) No. Don't touch me. I don't want to hurt you. He and the Queen look at each other with alarmed sadness. -INT. LIBRARY -- DAY. Anna, now a teenager, slides past Elsa's room without stopping. 11FROZEN - J. Lee -INT. KING AND QUEEN'S QUARTERS -- DAY. Anna runs into the room and throws herself into her parents' arms. TEEN ANNA See you in two weeks. -INT. ELSA'S ROOM -- DAY. Elsa curtsies in front of her parents, formally, not touching them. TEEN ELSA Do you have to go? KING You'll be fine, Elsa. -EXT. DOCKS -- DAY. The King and Queen leave on a ship. -EXT. ROUGH SEAS -- NIGHT. Lightning flashes. The sea rages in a storm. The King and Queen's ship is lost in the waves. -INT. CASTLE -- DAY. A portrait of the King and Queen is covered in mourning cloth. -EXT. CEMETERY -- DAY. Anna looks small, standing before her people, beside burial stones. -INT. HALLWAY, ELSA'S DOOR. Anna, still in her mourning clothes, approaches and knocks. ANNA (singing) Elsa? PLEASE I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE PEOPLE ARE ASKING WHERE YOU'VE BEEN THEY SAY HAVE COURAGE AND I'M TRYING TO I'M RIGHT OUT HERE FOR YOU. PLEASE LET ME IN. Anna slides down the door and sits with her head against it. ANNA (CONT'D) WE ONLY HAVE EACH OTHER. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? (weak, internal) DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN? We move through the door... -INT. ELSA'S ROOM -- DAY. Elsa is sitting in the exact same pose as Anna. Her bedroom is frozen with ice. Snowflakes hang in the air, suspended by grief. FADE OUT. 12FROZEN - J. Lee EXT. THE KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE -- MORNING A new dawn rises over the fjords. Ships pull up to the docks. Guests pile out. DOCK MASTER Welcome to Arendelle! A BOY tries to get away as his MOTHER tries to stuff him in his bunad jacket. BOY Why do I have to wear this? MOTHER Because the Queen has come of age. It's Coronation Day! BOY That's not my fault. They pass the May Pole being raised and a Sami ice harvester chatting with his reindeer. We recognize them as Kristoff and Sven, all grown up. Sven hops around excitedly like a dog and nuzzles Kristoff's chest. KRISTOFF What do you want, Sven? Kristoff leans in and speaks for Sven, as if he can. KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D) Give me a snack. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) What's the magic word? KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D) Please! Kristoff pulls a carrot out of his shirt pocket and hands it to Sven. Sven tries to bite the whole thing. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Hey, hey, hey! Share! Sven takes a smaller bite. Kristoff then has a bite himself, not seeming to care that it's covered in reindeer slobber. We move on to PERSI and AGGIE, a super-excited couple who rush towards the castle. 13FROZEN - J. Lee PERSI I can't believe they're finally opening up the gates! AGGIE And for a whole day! Faster, Persi! They pass a tiny but menacing DUKE, who wears taps on his shoes to "enhance" his presence. Two THUG guards follow close behind him. DUKE Ah, Arendelle, our most mysterious trade partner. Open those gates so I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches. (catching himself) ...Did I just say that out loud? We leave him and head down the bridge towards the castle gates, passing an Irishman and a Spanish Dignitary. IRISHMAN Oh, me sore eyes can't wait to see the Queen and the Princess. I bet they're absolutely lovely. SPANISH DIGNITARY I bet they are beautiful. We move past them, to a particular castle window. CUT TO: INT. CASTLE, ANNA'S BEDROOM -- DAY Anna, 18, snores. Drools. KNOCK. KNOCK. KAI (O.S.) Princess Anna...? Anna sits up. She's got major bedhead. She coughs. Snorts. Pulls a hair from her mouth. ANNA ...Huh? Yeah? KAI (O.S.) Sorry to wake you, ma'am but-- ANNA No, you didn't. I've been up for hours. 14FROZEN - J. Lee She falls back asleep while sitting. She snores. Her head drops, startling her awake. ANNA (CONT'D) Who is it? KAI (O.S.) It's still me, ma'am. Time to get ready. ANNA Ready for what? KAI (O.S.) Your sister's coronation, ma'am. ANNA My sister's cor-neration... One eye opens enough to catch sight of her coronation dress. She bolts, wide awake in excitement. ANNA (CONT'D) Coronation Day! Ha ha! SLAM CUT TO: EXT. CASTLE HALL -- DAY Anna bursts out of her room, wearing her coronation dress. She finishes pinning ribbons in her hair. Seeing the hustle and bustle of preparations, she can't help but SING. "For the First Time in Forever" ANNA THE WINDOW IS OPEN! SO'S THAT DOOR! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY DID THAT ANYMORE. WHO KNEW WE OWNED 8000 SALAD PLATES...? -Anna slides along the floor of the ballroom in her socks. ANNA (CONT'D) FOR YEARS I HAVE ROAMED THESE EMPTY HALLS WHY HAVE A BALLROOM WITH NO BALLS? FINALLY, THEY'RE OPENING UP THE GATES! -She shakes hands with a suit of armor. Breaks it. Hides the evidence. 15FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA (CONT'D) THERE'LL BE REAL, ACTUAL PEOPLE - IT'LL BE TOTALLY STRANGE. BUT WOW AM I SO READY FOR THIS CHANGE! -Anna comes to a window and jumps out onto a window washer's pulley. She raises herself up to see the ships arriving. ANNA (CONT'D) FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, THERE'LL BE MUSIC, THERE'LL BE LIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, I'LL BE DANCING THROUGH THE NIGHT. -Anna walks through the garden and follows a family of geese. ANNA (CONT'D) DON'T KNOW IF I'M ELATED OR GASSY, BUT I'M SOMEWHERE IN THAT ZONE 'CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, I WON'T BE ALONE. (speaking) I can't wait to meet everyone.... (GASP) What if I meet THE ONE? -Anna twists herself in a velvet drape like it's a gown. She acts like she looks gorgeous, but she looks ridiculous. ANNA (CONT'D) TONIGHT, IMAGINE ME GOWN AND ALL- FETCHINGLY DRAPED AGAINST THE WALL. THE PICTURE OF SOPHISTICATED GRACE. -She notices the bust of a man across the room. ANNA (CONT'D) (google-eyed) I SUDDENLY SEE HIM STANDING THERE, A BEAUTIFUL STRANGER TALL AND FAIR. (mouth full of chocolate) I WANNA STUFF SOME CHOCOLATE IN MY FACE! -She grabs the bust of the man and swings it around. ANNA (CONT'D) BUT THEN WE LAUGH AND TALK ALL EVENING, WHICH IS TOTALLY BIZARRE. NOTHING LIKE THE LIFE I'VE LED SO FAR. The bust goes flying and lands on the top of the cake. -Anna bursts into the portrait room, bounces on the furniture, and interacts with the paintings. 16FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA (CONT'D) FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, THERE'LL BE MAGIC, THERE'LL BE FUN. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, I COULD BE NOTICED BY SOMEONE. AND I KNOW IT IS TOTALLY CRAZY TO DREAM I'D FIND ROMANCE. BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, AT LEAST I'VE GOT A CHANCE! -INT. LIBRARY. ELSA, now a very poised 21, watches out the window as the coronation guests arrive. ELSA DON'T LET THEM IN. DON'T LET THEM SEE. BE THE GOOD GIRL YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE. Elsa moves to a painting of her father's coronation. She takes off her gloves and mimics the painting by holding a candlestick and ornament in place of an orb and scepter. ELSA (CONT'D) CONCEAL. DON'T FEEL. PUT ON A SHOW. MAKE ONE WRONG MOVE AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW. The candlestick and ornament ice over. Elsa gasps, slams them back down onto the table. She tries to reassure herself. ELSA (CONT'D) BUT IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY. We cut between Anna's excitement and Elsa's nerves. ANNA IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY! ELSA IT'S AGONY TO WAIT. ANNA IT'S AGONY TO WAIT!!! ELSA TELL THE GUARDS TO OPEN UP THE GATE. ANNA THE GATE!!! -Finally, the gates are open! Anna moves through the crowd, admiring the people around her. 17FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA (CONT'D) ELSA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DON'T LET THEM IN FOREVER. DON'T LET THEM SEE ANNA ELSA I'M GETTING WHAT I'M DREAMING BE THE GOOD GIRL OF YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ANNA ELSA A CHANCE TO LEAVE MY SISTER'S CONCEAL. WORLD CONCEAL. DON'T FEEL. A CHANCE TO FIND TRUE LOVE DON'T LET THEM KNOW. -Anna hurries over the bridge and into the village square. ANNA (CONT'D) I KNOW IT ALL ENDS TOMORROW, SO IT HAS TO BE TODAY!! `CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER. . . FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER! NOTHING'S IN MY WAY!!! -Anna SLAMS right into the breast of a HORSE! She falls back and lands in a small wooden boat. It tips off of the dock. She's heading overboard. But just then, the horse slams his hoof into the boat and steadies it. ANNA (CONT'D) (frustrated) Hey! HANS I'm so sorry. Are you hurt? The rider, HANS, sure is handsome and regal. ANNA (gentler) Hey. I-ya, no. No. I'm okay. HANS Are you sure? ANNA Yeah, I just wasn't looking where I was going. But I'm okay. He hops down from his horse and steps into the boat. ANNA (CONT'D) I'm great, actually. 18FROZEN - J. Lee HANS Oh, thank goodness. He offers her a hand and their eyes meet. Chemistry. He helps her to her feet. HANS (CONT'D) (bowing) Prince Hans of the Southern Isles. ANNA (curtseying) Princess Anna of Arendelle. HANS Princess...? My Lady. He drops to his knees, head bowed. The horse bows too, curling his hoof up and out of the boat. The boat tips. Hans tumbles on top of Anna. Awkward. ANNA Hi...again. The horse slams his foot back into the boat to stabilize it. Anna and Hans tumble the other way. Anna lands on top of him. HANS Oh boy. ANNA Ha. This is awkward. Not you're awkward, but just because we're-- I'm awkward. You're gorgeous. (did she just say that?) Wait, what? Hans quickly gets to his feet and helps Anna up again. HANS I'd like to formally apologize for hitting the Princess of Arendelle with my horse...and for every moment after. ANNA No. No-no. It's fine. I'm not THAT Princess. I mean, if you'd hit my sister Elsa, that would be-- yeash! `Cuz, you know... (patting the horse) Hello. (MORE) 19FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA (CONT'D) (to Hans) But, lucky you, it's-it's just me. HANS Just you? Hans smiles, amused. She smiles back. The bells RING. She doesn't notice at first; she's too busy drinking in Hans's handsomeness. ANNA ...The bells. The coronation. I-I-I better go. I have to...I better go. She hurries off, stops, turns back. Gives Hans a little wave. ANNA (CONT'D) Bye! As she rushes off again, Hans waves back. The horse waves too, once again taking his hoof out of the boat. HANS Oh no. The boat falls, with Hans in it. SPLASH! It lands upside down in the water. Hans raises it up off of him, gasping for air. CUT TO: INT. CHURCH CHAPEL -- DAY Elsa stands at the alter. Anna stands off to one side. She peeks out to the audience. Hans waves at her from the pews. He's changed his clothes. The crown is placed on Elsa's head. The scepter and orb are presented to Elsa on a pillow. She slowly reaches for them. BISHOP (a whisper) Your Majesty, the gloves. Elsa hesitates. She breathes nervously, removes her gloves, places them on the pillow. Her hands shake. She takes the orb and scepter, then turns to the people. BISHOP (CONT'D) (formal, in Old Norse) Sehm hon HELL-drr IN-um HELL-gum AYG-num ok krund ee THES-um HELL- gah STAHTH, ehk teh frahm FUR-ear U- thear... 20FROZEN - J. Lee The scepter and orb start to freeze over. BISHOP (CONT'D) ...Queen Elsa of Arendelle. CROWD Queen Elsa of Arendelle. Just in time. Elsa manages to set the orb and scepter back down on the pillow before anyone notices the ice. She picks up her gloves and slips them on. She made it. CUT TO: INT. GREAT HALL -- NIGHT Springy music fills the Great Hall. Guests dance. Eat. Laugh. TRUMPETS SOUND. KAI (announcing) Queen Elsa of Arendelle. Elsa enters, poised and looking surprisingly content. She stands under a formal awning. KAI (CONT'D) Princess Anna of Arendelle! Anna runs into the room, waves awkwardly. Kai ushers her over to stand right next to Elsa. ANNA Here? Are you sure? She and Elsa sneak awkward peeks at each other. ELSA ...Hi. ANNA Hi me...? Oh. Um. Hi. ELSA ...You look beautiful. ANNA Thank you. You look beautifuller. I mean, not fuller. You don't look fuller, but more beautiful. 21FROZEN - J. Lee ELSA Thank you. They look out at the celebration. ELSA (CONT'D) So, this is what a party looks like? ANNA It's warmer than I thought. ELSA And what is that amazing smell? They both close their eyes and inhale. ANNA AND ELSA (TOGETHER) ...Chocolate. Their eyes pop open. They laugh. Elsa looks back out at the party. Anna looks at Elsa. She wants to say so much, but she can't think of where to start. Just as she finds her way, Kai interrupts. KAI Your Majesty. The Duke of Weaseltown. DUKE Weselton. The Duke of Weselton. (to Elsa) Your Majesty, as your closest partner in trade, it seems only fitting that I offer you your first dance as queen. The Duke does a funny flitter of his feet, a hitch-kick, and a deep bow. DUKE (CONT'D) (whispers to himself) One, two, three. Jump. As he holds out his hand, head down, his toupee dips forward. Anna giggles. Elsa looks at Anna, stifles a giggle herself. ELSA (to the Duke) Thank you...only I don't dance. 22FROZEN - J. Lee DUKE (offended) Oh...? ELSA But my sister does. ANNA What? DUKE Lucky you.... ANNA Oh, I don't think-- The Duke grabs Anna's arm and yanks her away before she can protest. DUKE If you swoon, let me know, I'll catch you. Anna looks back at Elsa, desperately. ELSA Sorry. OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR: The Duke showboats, but he's just awful. Anna tries to make the best of it. DUKE Like an agile peacock... CLUCK- CLUGGLE-CLUCK! He lands on her feet. ANNA Ow. Ow. DUKE Speaking of, so great to have the gates open. Why did they shut them in the first place? Do you know the reason? Hmm? He gets in her face, suspicious. ANNA ...No. 23FROZEN - J. Lee DUKE Oh, all right. Hang on. They don't call me the little dipper for nothing. He dips Anna back. Elsa peeks through the crowd, can barely hold in her laughter. Anna shoots Elsa funny, help-me looks. DUKE (CONT'D) (groove fully on) Like a chicken...with the face of a monkey...I fly. JUMP CUT TO: MOMENTS LATER... Anna limps back to Elsa. DUKE (O.S.) Let me know when you're ready for another round, M'Lady. ELSA Well, he was sprightly. ANNA (rubbing her sore feet) Especially for a man in heels. ELSA Are you okay? ANNA (loving Elsa's attention) I've never been better. This is so nice. I wish it could be like this all the time. ELSA (sincere) Me too.... But then Elsa catches herself. She stiffens up, looks away. ELSA (CONT'D) But it can't. ANNA Why not? If-- ELSA It just can't. 24FROZEN - J. Lee Anna's smile drops. She tries not to get emotional. ANNA Excuse me for a minute. She walks away. Elsa watches her go, saddened. Moving through the crowd, Anna gets bumped by a bowing man's butt. She falls. Just before she hits the floor, Hans catches her. He smiles perfectly. HANS Glad I caught you. ANNA Hans. He smoothly sets his drink down on a passing tray. He lifts her up and leads her in a romantic dance. DISSOLVE TO: LATER: Anna and Hans drink and chat. ANNA (CONT'D) I often had the whole parlor to myself to slide... Oops. Sorry. She hits him in the face by mistake with her hand. He laughs. DISSOLVE TO: -THE CASTLE DOORS: Anna and Hans stroll out of the castle. ANNA (CONT'D) ...Your physique helps I'm sure. DISSOLVE TO: -THE ROSE GARDEN... Hans notices her white streak. HANS (about her white streak) What's this? ANNA I was born with it, although I dreamt I was kissed by a troll. HANS I like it. DISSOLVE TO: 25FROZEN - J. Lee EXT. BALCONY -- NIGHT Anna teaches Hans how to eat krumkake. ANNA Yeah, the whole thing! You got it. They laugh as the krumkake crumbles in his face. ANNA(CONT'D) Okay wait, wait. So you have how many brothers? HANS Twelve older brothers. Three of them pretended I was invisible... literally...for two years. ANNA That's horrible. HANS It's what brothers do. ANNA ...And sisters. Elsa and I were really close when we were little. But then, one day she just shut me out, and I never knew why. He takes her hand. Leans in close. HANS I would never shut you out. ANNA Okay, can I just say something crazy? HANS I love crazy. "Love is an Open Door" ANNA (singing) ALL MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SERIES OF DOORS IN MY FACE. AND THEN SUDDENLY I BUMP INTO YOU. HANS I was thinking the same thing, because like. . . (MORE) 26FROZEN - J. Lee HANS (CONT'D) I'VE BEEN SEARCHING MY WHOLE LIFE TO FIND MY OWN PLACE. AND MAYBE IT'S THE PARTY TALKING, OR THE CHOCOLATE FONDUE. ANNA BUT WITH YOU- HANS BUT WITH YOU, I FOUND MY PLACE. ANNA I SEE YOUR FACE. BOTH AND IT'S NOTHING LIKE I'VE EVER KNOWN BEFORE. They jump to the neighboring balcony and enter a door. They come out on top of one of the castle's towers. BOTH (CONT'D) LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR! LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR! Cut to them sliding across an empty hallway in their socks. BOTH (CONT'D) LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR ANNA WITH YOU! HANS WITH YOU! ANNA WITH YOU! HANS WITH YOU! BOTH LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR. They hop up on the castle roof and watch a shooting star. HANS I MEAN IT'S CRAZY. ANNA What? 27FROZEN - J. Lee HANS WE FINISH EACH OTHER'S- ANNA SANDWICHES! HANS That's what I was gonna say! They slide down the back of the roof out of sight. We next find them strutting on a bridge ledge. ANNA I'VE NEVER MET SOMEONE- BOTH WHO THINKS SO MUCH LIKE ME. BOTH (SPOKEN) (CONT'D) Jinx.. . .jinx again. Are they doing the robot? No. They're imitating the mechanical figures on the clock tower. BOTH (CONT'D) OUR MENTAL SYNCHRONIZATION CAN HAVE BUT ONE EXPLANATION, HANS YOU- ANNA AND I- HANS WERE- ANNA JUST- BOTH MEANT TO BE. Anna and Hans dance on top of the lighthouse and cast dancing shadows across the sails of ships in the docks. ANNA SAY GOODBYE- HANS SAY GOODBYE- 28FROZEN - J. Lee BOTH TO THE PAIN OF THE PAST. BOTH (CONT'D) WE DON'T HAVE TO FEEL IT ANYMORE! LOVE IS AN OPEN- They play hide and seek amongst the stable doors. BOTH (CONT'D) DOOR! LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR! They climb to the waterfall looking out over the kingdom. Anna raises up her hands to frame the moon. Hans puts his hands on top of hers. Together their hands form a heart. BOTH (CONT'D) LIFE CAN BE SO MUCH MORE- ANNA WITH YOU! HANS WITH YOU! ANNA WITH YOU! HANS WITH YOU! BOTH LOVE IS AN OPEN HANS DOOR. ANNA DOOR. HANS Can I say something crazy...? Will you marry me? ANNA Can I just say something even crazier? Yes. CUT TO: 29FROZEN - J. Lee INT. BALL -- NIGHT Anna pushes through the crowd towards Elsa, Hans in tow. ANNA Oops! Pardon. Sorry. Can we just get around you there? Thank you. Oh, there she is. Elsa! Elsa turns to Anna. Anna curtseys awkwardly. ANNA (CONT'D) I mean...Queen.... Me again. Um. May I present Prince Hans of the Southern Isles. HANS (bowing) Your Majesty. Elsa gives a polite but reserved curtsey. ANNA We would like-- HANS --your blessing-- ANNA --of-- ANNA/HANS --our marriage! ELSA Marriage...? ANNA Yes! ELSA I'm sorry, I'm confused. ANNA Well, we haven't worked out all the details ourselves. We'll need a few days to plan the ceremony. Of course we'll have soup, roast, and ice cream and then-- Wait. Would we live here? ELSA Here? 30FROZEN - J. Lee HANS Absolutely! ELSA Anna-- ANNA Oh, we can invite all twelve of your brothers to stay with us-- ELSA What? No, no, no, no, no. ANNA Of course we have the room. I don't know. Some of them must-- ELSA Wait. Slow down. No one's brothers are staying here. No one is getting married. ANNA Wait, what? ELSA May I talk to you, please. Alone. Anna sees Hans's worried face. Hooks arms with him. ANNA No. Whatever you have to say, you- you can say to both of us. ELSA Fine. You can't marry a man you just met. ANNA You can if it's true love. ELSA Anna, what do you know about true love? ANNA More than you. All you know is how to shut people out. ELSA You asked for my blessing, but my answer is no. Now, excuse me. 31FROZEN - J. Lee HANS Your Majesty, if I may ease your-- ELSA (flustered) No, you may not. And I-I think you should go. Elsa walks away. As she passes the Royal Handler-- ELSA (CONT'D) The party is over. Close the gates. ANNA What? Elsa, no. No, wait! Anna grabs Elsa's hand. She pulls off Elsa's glove. Elsa gasps, spins around and reaches for the glove in panic. ELSA Give me my glove! Anna holds the glove away from Elsa. ANNA (desperate) Elsa, please. Please. I can't live like this anymore. Elsa fights tears. ELSA (weak) ...Then leave. Elsa sees Anna's hurt face. It's too much. She can't hold it in. She turns and rushes away. ANNA (heartbroken) ...What did I ever do to you?! The party goes silent as everyone watches the sisters. ELSA Enough, Anna. ANNA No. Why? Why do you shut me out?! Why do you shut the world out?! What are you so afraid of?! ELSA I said, enough! 32FROZEN - J. Lee Ice shoots from Elsa's hand, spikes across the floor! Guests cry out in shock, back away. DUKE (ducking behind his men) ...Sorcery. I knew there was something dubious going on here. ANNA Elsa...? Elsa rushes out of the room. CUT TO: EXT. COURTYARD -- NIGHT Elsa bursts out of the castle door. The CITIZENS CHEER! CROWD There she is. Your Majesty! Long live the Queen! Queen Elsa.... Come drink with us. Elsa ducks through the crowd, holding her bare hand. BOWING TOWNSMAN Queen Elsa. TOWNSWOMAN WITH BABY Your Majesty? Are you all right? Elsa backs away from the baby. She knocks into the fountain, grabs its edge. The waters freeze at her touch. GASPS of shock and fear sweep over the crowd. The Duke and thugs come out the door. DUKE There she is! Stop her! ELSA (to the Duke) Please, just stay away from me. Stay away! Magic accidentally shoots from her hand and turns the staircase into ice. The thugs and the Duke fall. DUKE Monster.... Monster! 33FROZEN - J. Lee The crowd panics. A snowstorm begins. Elsa flees. Anna runs out of the palace doors, carrying the glove. ANNA Elsa! Hans follows closely behind her. GATES TO THE KINGDOM: Elsa runs out of the gates and down to the water's edge. The shoreline freezes under her feet. Anna calls to her from the gates. ANNA (CONT'D) Elsa! Wait, please! Elsa glances back at Anna, but turns away. She tentatively steps out onto the fjord. It freezes instantly. She breaks into a run, as the water freezes over with each step. ANNA (CONT'D) Elsa, stop! Anna rushes out onto the fjord ice, slips, falls. HANS Anna! Hans rushes to Anna's side. Elsa reaches the far shore. She doesn't look back. She just scrambles into the mountains. ANNA No. HANS (shocked) Look.... The fjord. The ice spreads out until the entire fjord is frozen, locking the ships in place. INT. CASTLE COURTYARD -- NIGHT Snow falls. Hans and Anna move through the panicking crowd. CROWD WALLAH Snow? It's...snow...in July. 34FROZEN - J. Lee HANS ...Are you all right? ANNA (in shock) No. HANS Did you know? ANNA No. Nearby, the Duke flutters about in fright. DUKE Look! It's snowing! It's snowing! The Queen has cursed this land! She must be stopped! (to his thugs) You have to go after her. Anna rushes up to the Duke. ANNA Wait, no! The Duke hides behind his thugs and points out at Anna. DUKE You! Is there sorcery in you, too? Are you a monster, too? ANNA No. No. I'm completely ordinary. HANS That's right she is... (realizing how that sounds) ...in the best way. ANNA ...And my sister's not a monster. DUKE She nearly killed me. HANS You slipped on ice. DUKE Her ice! 35FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA It was an accident. She was scared. She didn't mean it. She didn't mean any of this.... Tonight was my fault. I pushed her. So I'm the one that needs to go after her. DUKE Yes. Fine. Do. HANS What? ANNA (to the Royal Handler) Bring me my horse, please. HANS Anna, no. It's too dangerous. ANNA Elsa's not dangerous. I'll bring her back, and I'll make this right. The Royal Handler brings Anna her horse and a cloak. HANS I'm coming with you. ANNA No, I need you here to take care of Arendelle. He sees the desperation in her eyes. HANS ...On my honor. She throws on the cloak and hops right onto the horse, coronation dress and all. ANNA (to the crowd) I leave Prince Hans in charge! HANS (before letting her go) Are you sure you can trust her? I don't want you getting hurt. ANNA She's my sister; she would never hurt me. 36FROZEN - J. Lee She snaps the reins and rides out. Hans watches after her. The snow picks up and overtakes our view. We push through a blizzard...lose our way...then finds ourselves... EXT. HIGH UP IN THE MOUNTAINS -- NIGHT Well above the snow-line, a small figure climbs the highest peak. It's Elsa. Finally, she stops, looks around. Catches her breath and sings... "Let It Go" ELSA THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT, NOT A FOOTPRINT TO BE SEEN. A KINGDOM OF ISOLATION AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'M THE QUEEN. THE WIND IS HOWLING LIKE THIS SWIRLING STORM INSIDE. COULDN'T KEEP IT IN, HEAVEN KNOWS I TRIED. . . DON'T LET THEM IN, DON'T LET THEM SEE, BE THE GOOD GIRL YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE. CONCEAL, DON'T FEEL, DON'T LET THEM KNOW. WELL, NOW THEY KNOW. Elsa takes off her glove and throws it into the air. ELSA (CONT'D) LET IT GO. LET IT GO. CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE. Elsa creates a snowman, just like the one she made with Anna when they were children. ELSA (CONT'D) LET IT GO. LET IT GO. TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR. I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO SAY. LET THE STORM RAGE ON. THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY. Elsa lets her cape fly back into the wind. 37FROZEN - J. Lee ELSA (CONT'D) IT'S FUNNY HOW SOME DISTANCE MAKES EVERYTHING SEEM SMALL. AND THE FEARS THAT ONCE CONTROLLED ME CAN'T GET TO ME AT ALL. IT'S TIME TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO, TO TEST THE LIMITS AND BREAK THROUGH. NO RIGHT, NO WRONG, NO RULES FOR ME...I'M FREE! Elsa creates ice steps and climbs them. ELSA (CONT'D) LET IT GO! LET IT GO! I AM ONE WITH THE WIND AND SKY. LET IT GO! LET IT GO! YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME CRY. HERE I STAND AND HERE I'LL STAY. Elsa slams her foot down and forms a giant snowflake. ELSA (CONT'D) LET THE STORM RAGE ON.... In a flurry of creative release, she raises the snowflake on ice beams, builds walls, archways, a glistening chandelier, and an intricate ceiling that leaves the sky visible. ELSA (CONT'D) MY POWER FLURRIES THROUGH THE AIR INTO THE GROUND. MY SOUL IS SPIRALING IN FROZEN FRACTALS ALL AROUND. AND ONE THOUGHT CRYSTALLIZES LIKE AN ICY BLAST- Standing firmly in her mighty ice palace, Elsa removes her crown and throws it. ELSA (CONT'D) I'M NEVER GOING BACK, (back to resolve) THE PAST IS IN THE PAST! She takes down her hair and creates a new dress made of ice. ELSA (CONT'D) LET IT GO! LET IT GO! AND I'LL RISE LIKE THE BREAK OF DAWN. LET IT GO! LET IT GO! The sun rises. Elsa struts onto out onto a balcony and into the light. She's free. 38FROZEN - J. Lee ELSA (CONT'D) THAT PERFECT GIRL IS GONE. HERE I STAND IN THE LIGHT OF DAY. LET THE STORM RAGE ON!! THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY. She turns and slams her ice palace door on us. CUT TO: EXT. THE FJORD FOREST -- DAY Anna rides her horse through two feet of snow. She shivers. ANNA (shivering) Elsa! Elsa! It's me, Anna...your sister who didn't mean to make you freeze the summer. I'm sorry. It's all my f-f-f-f-f-f-fault. DISSOLVE TO: LATER: Anna and the horse struggle through a wooded area. ANNA (CONT'D) (hearing a wolf howl) Of course, none of this would have happened if she'd just told me her secret...ha...she's a stinker. A branch of a nearby tree snaps and startles the horse. Anna goes flying off, lands face down in the snow. She sits up. Spits out snow. Sees the horse running away. ANNA (CONT'D) Oh no. No. No. No. Come back. No. No. No. No.... Oooo-kay. He doesn't come back. Anna grabs onto a branch of a leaning conifer, tries to pull herself to her feet, but the tree snaps upright and releases all its snow onto her. GROAN. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. MOUNTAIN -- NIGHT The Northern Lights shine as Anna struggles, out of breath, reaching the top of a hill. 39FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA Snow, it had to be snow, she couldn't have had tr-tr-tropical magic that covered the f-f-fjords in white sand and warm -- She sees smoke rising up in the distance. ANNA (CONT'D) Fire! WHOA! Anna goes tumbling down the hill. She lands with a crash in an icy stream at the bottom. ANNA (CONT'D) (from inside the snowball) Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold... EXT. A SMALL BUILDING AND STABLE -- NIGHT Anna shuffles up to the building, her dress frozen stiff. She shakes the snow off a sign and reads: ANNA Wandering Oaken's Trading Post. Snow drops off a smaller sign. She reads it, happily. ANNA (CONT'D) Ooh! And Sauna... INT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST & SAUNA -- NIGHT Anna steps cautiously through the door--which hits her frozen butt and knocks her into the center of the shop. She looks around, sees only summer supplies. OAKEN (O.S.) Hoo hoo. Anna turns to see a bright-faced fellow sitting low behind the counter, fingers tapping tip to tip. OAKEN (CONT'D) Big summer blow out. Half off swimming suits, clogs, and a sun balm of my own invention, yah? ANNA Oh, great. For now, how about boots. Winter boots...and dresses? 40FROZEN - J. Lee OAKEN (slight disappointment) That would be in our winter department. The winter department contains one outfit, a pick ax, and a lonely pair of boots. ANNA Oh. Um, I was just wondering; has another young woman, the Queen perhaps, I don't know, passed through here? She brings the clothes and boots to the counter. OAKEN Only one crazy enough to be out in this storm is you, dear? The front door suddenly blows open and in walks a mass of a man covered in ice. Underneath is KRISTOFF. OAKEN (CONT'D) You and this fellow.... Hoo hoo. Big summer blow out. Kristoff walks right up to Anna. KRISTOFF (in her face) Carrots. ANNA Huh? KRISTOFF Behind you. ANNA Oh, right. Excuse me. Anna moves out of Kristoff's way. He grabs a bunch of carrots, tosses them on the counter, then moves through the place, gathering other supplies. OAKEN (to Kristoff) A real howler in July, yah? Where ever could it be coming from? KRISTOFF The North Mountain. 41FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA (to herself) North Mountain. Kristoff brings his supplies to the counter. Oaken counts on his fingertips. OAKEN That'll be forty. KRISTOFF Forty? No, ten. OAKEN (sweet as pie) Oh dear, that's no good. See these are from our winter stock, where supply and demand have a big problem. KRISTOFF You want to talk about a supply and demand problem? I sell ice for a living. Kristoff motions out the window, where we see the blocks of ice on his sled, covered in snow. ANNA Ooh, that's a rough business to be in right now. I mean, that is really... (he shoots her a look) Ahem. That's unfortunate. OAKEN Still forty. But I will throw in a visit to Oaken's sauna. Hoo hoo! Hi, family. Kristoff and Anna turn to see a naked family waving through the window of the steaming sauna. NAKED FAMILY Hoo hoo! KRISTOFF ...Ten's all I got. Help me out. OAKEN (isolating the carrots) Ten will get you this and no more. Kristoff seethes. Stalemate. 42FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA Okay, just tell me one thing; what was happening on the North Mountain? Did it seem magical? Kristoff pulls down his scarf and gives Anna a firm answer. KRISTOFF Yes! Now, back up while I deal with this crook here. Oaken stands up, revealing his seven-foot stature. OAKEN What did you call me? EXT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST AND SAUNA -- NIGHT Oaken stomps out the door, carrying Kristoff with one arm. KRISTOFF Okay. Okay, I'm- Ow! Whoa! Oaken throws Kristoff, who face-plants in the snow. OAKEN Bye bye. Oaken slams the door. Kristoff sits up. His reindeer, Sven, canters over, snorts, and nudges him, expectantly. KRISTOFF No Sven, I didn't get your carrots. Sven huffs in his face. Kristoff turns away and sees something. He points to a dilapidated barn. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) But I did find us a place to sleep. And it's free. INT. WANDERING OAKEN'S TRADING POST AND SAUNA -- NIGHT Anna stands watching Oaken and all his great height as he squeezes behind the counter and sits down low again. OAKEN (teddy bear) I'm sorry about this violence. I will add a quart of lutefisk, so we'll have good feelings. Just the outfit and boots, yah? 43FROZEN - J. Lee Anna looks between Kristoff's supplies and the door. CUT TO: INT. OAKEN'S STABLES - NIGHT Kristoff, now unfrozen, relaxes on a bed of hay, playing his lute and singing to (and for) Sven. "Reindeer(s) are Better than People" KRISTOFF REINDEERS ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE. SVEN, DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE? KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D) (throwing his voice) YEAH, PEOPLE WILL BEAT YOU & CURSE YOU & CHEAT YOU. EVERY ONE OF EM'S BAD, EXCEPT YOU. (speaking) Oh, thanks, Buddy. (singing, as Kristoff) BUT PEOPLE SMELL BETTER THAN REINDEERS. SVEN, DON'T YOU THINK I'M RIGHT? (As Sven) THAT'S ONCE AGAIN TRUE, FOR ALL EXCEPT YOU. (As Kristoff) YOU GOT ME. LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT. (As Sven) GOOD NIGHT. (As Kristoff) DON'T LET THE FROSTBITE BITE. The door opens. Anna enters. ANNA Nice duet. Kristoff sits up with a start...sees who it is. KRISTOFF Oh, it's just you. What do you want? ANNA I want you to take me up the North Mountain. 44FROZEN - J. Lee KRISTOFF I don't take people places. He lays back down, closes his eyes. ANNA Let me rephrase that... A sack of supplies lands in Kristoff's lap. KRISTOFF Umph. He sits up. Looks in the bag. ANNA Take me up the North Mountain.... Please. He eyes her. He clearly doesn't take orders. ANNA (CONT'D) Look, I know how to stop this winter. He considers, lies back down, pulls his hat over his eyes. KRISTOFF We leave at dawn.... And you forgot the carrots for Sven. A bag of carrots hits Kristoff in the face. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Ugh! ANNA Oops. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't-- (catching herself) We leave now. Right now. She steps back outside and waits, anxiously. Annoyed, Kristoff offers Sven a carrot. Sven has a bite. Then Kristoff has a bite, contemplating. SLAM CUT TO: EXT. MOUNTAIN HIGH -- NIGHT Sven races, top speed, up a narrow cliff, pulling the sled, which skids precariously. Kristoff mans the reins. Anna sits beside him. 45FROZEN - J. Lee KRISTOFF (trying to scare Anna) Hang on! We like to go fast! ANNA (fearless) I like fast! Anna leans back and puts her feet up on the dashboard. KRISTOFF Whoa, whoa! Get your feet down. He pushes her feet down. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn? Kristoff spits on the dash to clean it. The spit flies back and hits Anna in the face. ANNA (grossed out) Ew. No, I was raised in a castle. She wipes off her face. KRISTOFF So tell me, what made the Queen go all ice-crazy? ANNA ...Oh well, it was all my fault. I got engaged but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know, that day. And she said she wouldn't bless the marriage-- KRISTOFF Wait. You got engaged to someone you just met? ANNA Yeah. Anyway, I got mad and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away, and I grabbed her glove-- KRISTOFF Hang on. You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met?! 46FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA Yes. Pay attention. But the thing is she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe she has a thing about dirt. KRISTOFF Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers? Anna eyes Kristoff up and down, then slides away from him. ANNA Yes, they did.... But Hans is not a stranger. KRISTOFF Oh yeah? What's his last name? ANNA ...Of-the-Southern-Isles? KRISTOFF What's his favorite food? ANNA ...Sandwiches. KRISTOFF Best friend's name? ANNA Probably John. KRISTOFF Eye color. ANNA Dreamy. KRISTOFF Foot size...? ANNA Foot size doesn't matter. KRISTOFF Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose? ANNA Picks his nose? 47FROZEN - J. Lee KRISTOFF And eats it. ANNA Excuse me, sir. He's a prince. KRISTOFF All men do it. ANNA Ew. Look it doesn't matter; it's true love. KRISTOFF Doesn't sound like true love. ANNA Are you some sort of love expert? KRISTOFF No. But I have friends who are. ANNA You have friends who are love experts.... I'm not buying it. Sven suddenly stops, ears perked in alarm. KRISTOFF (to Anna) Stop talking. ANNA No, no, no. I'd like to meet these-- Kristoff clamps his hand over Anna's mouth. KRISTOFF I mean it. SHHH. Kristoff stands, looks into the dark woods surrounding them. Sensing something behind them, he holds up his lantern. Its light reflects off...EYES. Several. KRISTOFF(CONT'D) Sven, go. Go! Sven takes off. ANNA What are they? KRISTOFF Wolves. 48FROZEN - J. Lee Flashes of white dart through the woods. Kristoff hops into the back of the sled, grabs a torch. Lights it. ANNA Wolves. What do we do? KRISTOFF I've got this. You just...don't fall off and don't get eaten. ANNA But I wanna help. KRISTOFF No. ANNA Why not? KRISTOFF Because I don't trust your judgement. ANNA Excuse me?! A wolf jumps at them, but Kristoff kicks it off. KRISTOFF Who marries a man she just met? Anna grabs the lute, swings it right at Kristoff's head. ANNA It's true love! He screams, as she...BAM!...swings past Kristoff and knocks a wolf away. KRISTOFF (shocked) Whoa. Just then Kristoff is yanked off the sled by another wolf. The torch goes flying. Anna catches it, shocked. ANNA Christopher! Kristoff grabs onto a loose rope hanging from the back of the sled and holds on for dear life as he's dragged behind. KRISTOFF It's Kristoff! 49FROZEN - J. Lee A wolf jumps on Kristoff's back. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) AH! Anna thinks fast, uses the torch to light a blanket on fire. ANNA Duck! Anna throws the flaming blanket right at him. He ducks. The blanket hits the wolves. They tumble off Kristoff. KRISTOFF You almost set me on fire! Anna reaches out a hand, pulls Kristoff back onto the sled. ANNA But I didn't. Sven cries out. There is a massive gorge ahead. ANNA (CONT'D) Get ready to jump, Sven! KRISTOFF You don't tell him what to do! Kristoff shoves a satchel into her arms then scoops her up. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) I do! Kristoff tosses Anna onto Sven, then unhooks Sven's harness from the sled. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Jump, Sven! Sven jumps the gorge with Anna on his back. Kristoff goes flying off behind them, still on the sled. Anna and Sven land safely on the other side of the gorge. Kristoff's sled loses momentum. It's not going to make it. He leaps off. He flaps his arms, claws at the air. He slams into the snowy edge of the cliff. Hanging by his hands, he looks down to see his sled hit the ground far below and burst into flames. 50FROZEN - J. Lee KRISTOFF (CONT'D) (shocked sadness) ...But I just paid it off. Suddenly, he starts to slip. He claws at the loose snow, but it's clearly hopeless. He's going down. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Uh-oh. No, no, no. To make matters worse, an AXE comes flying right at his face. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) AH! NO, NO, NO! The axe slams into the snow, inches from his nose. ANNA (O.S.) Grab on! Kristoff grabs on. ANNA (CONT'D) Pull, Sven! Pull! REVEAL: The axe is tied to a rope, then wrapped around Sven. Anna helps Sven pull Kristoff to safety. Kristoff rolls onto his back, exhausted. Anna peeks down at the burning sled. ANNA (CONT'D) Whoa.... I'll replace your sled and everything in it. Kristoff groans. ANNA (CONT'D) And I understand if you don't want to help me anymore. Anna walks off, sadly. Sven comes over and nuzzles Kristoff. KRISTOFF Of course I don't want to help her anymore. In fact, this whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone ever again. KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D) But she'll die on her own. KRISTOFF (AS SELF) (CONT'D) I can live with that. 51FROZEN - J. Lee Through their conversation, they watch Anna go the wrong way...turn, go the other wrong way, turn, trip... KRISTOFF (AS SVEN) (CONT'D) But you won't get your new sled if she's dead. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) (knowing he's got a point) ...You know sometimes I really don't like you. Sven licks Kristoff happily. KRISTOFF (AS SELF) (CONT'D) (to Anna) Hold up. We're coming?! ANNA (excited) You are?! (catching herself) I mean, sure. I'll let you tag along. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. SHARP MOUNTAIN RIDGE -- DAWN Kristoff, Sven and Anna walk on a narrow rim of a mountain. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. MOUNTAIN FOREST CLEARING -- DAY As they step out of the thick trees, Anna catches sight of something far below. ANNA Arendelle. KRISTOFF It's completely frozen. ANNA ...But it'll be fine. Elsa will thaw it. KRISTOFF Will she? 52FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA (uncertain) ...Yeah. Now come on. This way to the North Mountain? She points straight ahead. KRISTOFF More like this way. He points her finger up towards a perilously mighty mountain. DISSOLVE TO: INT. FROZEN WILLOW TREES -- DAY Anna, Kristoff, and Sven walk beneath frozen willows. The hanging branches glisten like Christmas lights. Sven knocks them with his antlers. They tinkle like chimes. ANNA I never knew winter could be so beautiful. Suddenly, a voice comes in from nowhere. We'll call that voice OLAF. OLAF (O.S.) YEAH...It really is beautiful, isn't it? But it's so white. You know, how about a little color? Must we bleach the joy out of it all? I'm thinking like maybe some crimson, chartreuse... While this is going on, Anna and Kristoff look around for the source of the rambling. They look at Sven - could he actually be talking? Sven looks back at them, his antlers tangled in branches, just as baffled as they are. In the meantime, a nose-less snowman, Olaf, wanders up behind them. OLAF (CONT'D) How `bout yellow--no, not yellow. Yellow and snow? Brrrr...no go. He stops between Kristoff and Anna. They look down at him. How did he get there? He suddenly looks up at Anna. OLAF (CONT'D) Am I right? 53FROZEN - J. Lee Anna SCREAMS! Reflexes take over and she kicks Olaf's head, sending it flying off his body and into Kristoff's arms. OLAF (CONT'D) (cheery, to Kristoff) Hi! KRISTOFF You're creepy. Kristoff tosses the head back to Anna and they commence a game of hot potato. ANNA I don't want it! KRISTOFF Backatchya! OLAF Please don't drop me. ANNA Don't! KRISTOFF Come on, it's just a head. ANNA No! Olaf's body runs at Anna, arms waving. OLAF (O.S.) All right, we got off to a bad start. ANNA Ew, ew, the body! Anna slams Olaf's head back on the body, upside down. Olaf smiles happily, then looks confused. OLAF Wait, what am I looking at right now? Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat? ANNA (sympathetic) ...Okay. Wait one second. Anna kneels in front of Olaf and rights his head. 54FROZEN - J. Lee OLAF Oooh! Thank you! ANNA You're welcome. OLAF Now I'm perfect. She looks over his innocent face, gets an idea. ANNA Well, almost. She digs into Kristoff's satchel, holds up a carrot just as Olaf turns toward her. The carrot accidentally slams all the way through his head. OLAF Woo! Head rush! ANNA Oh! Too hard. I'm sorry! I-I, I was just.... Are you okay? Olaf sees a tiny piece of carrot sticking out between his eyes. He lights up. OLAF Are you kidding me? I am wonderful! I've always wanted a nose. (going cross-eyed to look at his tiny nose) So cute. It's like a little baby unicorn. Anna reaches behind Olaf to the bulk of the carrot sticking out the back of his head, and pushes it forward. OLAF (CONT'D) What? Hey! Whoa. (seeing his now big nose) Oh, I love it even more! Hah.... All right, let's start this thing over. Hi everyone. I'm Olaf. And I like warm hugs. Olaf opens his arms wide to Anna. That triggers a memory. It takes her a moment to place it, but then she does. ANNA Olaf?...That's right, Olaf. 55FROZEN - J. Lee OLAF ...And you are? ANNA Oh, um...I'm Anna. OLAF And who's the funky-looking donkey over there? ANNA That's Sven. OLAF Uh-huh. And who's the reindeer? ANNA ...Sven. Olaf looks from Kristoff to Sven, confused. OLAF Oh. They're--oh, okay.... (accepting it) Makes things easier for me. Sven tries to bite Olaf's nose. OLAF (CONT'D) Ha. Aw, look at him tryin' to kiss my nose. (gushes) I like you, too! ANNA Olaf, did Elsa build you? OLAF Yeah. Why? Curious, Kristoff takes one of Olaf's twig arms off, studies it. It seems to be moving in sync with his other arm. ANNA Do you know where she is? KRISTOFF (studying the arm) Fascinating... OLAF Yeah. Why? 56FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA Do you think you could show us the way? OLAF Yeah. Why? KRISTOFF (bending the arm) How does this work? Olaf's dismembered arm slaps Kristoff across the face. OLAF Stop it, Sven. Trying to focus here. (to Anna) Yeah, why? KRISTOFF I'll tell you why. We need Elsa to bring back summer. OLAF (shocked) Summer? (sinking into wistfulness) Oh, I don't know why but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot. KRISTOFF Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat. OLAF Nope. But sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come. DISSOLVE TO: OLAF'S FANTASY WORLD -- PERFECT SUMMER DAY Olaf walks through a grassy meadow with the sun shining behind him. He SINGS. "In Summer" OLAF BEES'LL BUZZ / KIDS'LL BLOW DANDELION FUZZ / AND I'LL BE DOING WHATEVER SNOW DOES IN SUMMER. 57FROZEN - J. Lee -Olaf now lies in the sand on a beach. OLAF (CONT'D) A DRINK IN MY HAND / MY SNOW UP AGAINST THE BURNING SAND / PROB'LY GETTING GORGEOUSLY TANNED IN SUMMER. -Olaf sails in a boat. OLAF (CONT'D) I'LL FINALLY SEE A SUMMER BREEZE / BLOW AWAY A WINTER STORM / -Olaf floats in the water. All his pieces begin to separate. OLAF (CONT'D) AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO SOLID WATER / WHEN IT GETS WARM. -Olaf tumbles on a sandy beach with sand-snowmen. OLAF (CONT'D) AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE / WHAT MY BUDDIES ALL THINK OF ME / JUST IMAGINE HOW MUCH COOLER I'LL BE IN SUMMER . . ! -Olaf and the seagull break out into a tap-dance. OLAF (CONT'D) DA DA . . . DA DOO / AH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BOO. -Olaf and another snowman drink hot chocolate in a hot tub. OLAF (CONT'D) THE HOT AND THE COLD ARE BOTH SO INTENSE / PUT `EM TOGETHER, IT JUST MAKES SENSE! -Olaf tap dances with a gaggle of seagulls. OLAF (CONT'D) RATDADAT DAD DADA DOO . . . -Olaf bounds down a grassy hill. OLAF (CONT'D) WINTER'S A GOOD TIME TO STAY IN AND CUDDLE / BUT PUT ME IN SUMMER AND I'LL BE A... He stops at a puddle, looks down at it. Smiles. Hops over it. 58FROZEN - J. Lee OLAF (CONT'D) HAPPY SNOWMAN! -Olaf runs with a checkered blanket that he spreads out. He relaxes and stares at the blue sky. OLAF (CONT'D) WHEN LIFE GETS ROUGH I LIKE TO HOLD ON TO MY DREAM / OF RELAXING IN THE SUMMER SUN JUST LETTING OFF STEAM! Sven, Anna, Kristoff and Olaf have a picnic. OLAF (CONT'D) OH THE SKY WILL BE BLUE / AND YOU GUYS'LL BE THERE TOO / WHEN I FINALLY DO WHAT FROZEN THINGS DO IN SUMMER! KRISTOFF I'm gonna tell him. ANNA Don't you dare. OLAF IN SUMMER! Olaf sings the final note. We swing around him and return to: REALITY. He then straightens up and smiles. OLAF (CONT'D) So, come on! Elsa's this way. Let's go bring back summer! Olaf grabs Anna's hand and pulls her along up the mountain. ANNA (laughing) I'm coming! Sven hops along, happily following them. Kristoff watches all of them like they're nuts. KRISTOFF Somebody's got to tell him. DISSOLVE TO: 59FROZEN - J. Lee EXT. ARENDELLE, VILLAGE -- DAY A layer of solid ice coats everything. People huddle around weak fires. Anxiety runs high amongst the villagers and guests. We pass two CITIZENS fighting over a woodpile. CITIZEN ONE No. No. You've got the bark facing down. The bark needs to be face-up. CITIZEN TWO Bark down is drier. CITIZEN ONE Bark up. CITIZEN TWO Bark down. CITIZEN ONE Bark up. Like a light in the dark, Hans moves through the crowd. HANS Cloak. Does anyone need a cloak? GERDA Arendelle is indebted to you, Your Highness. HANS The castle is open. There's soup and hot gl�gg in the Great Hall. He hands the stack of cloaks to a guard. HANS (CONT'D) Here. Pass these out. Just then the Duke approaches Hans. DUKE Prince Hans, are we just expected to sit here and freeze while you give away all of Arendelle's tradable goods? HANS (tall and confident) Princess Anna has given her orders and-- 60FROZEN - J. Lee DUKE And that's another thing; has it dawned on you that your princess may be conspiring with a wicked sorceress to destroy us all? Hans's nice eyes turn to threatening slits. HANS Do not question the Princess. She left me in charge, and I will not hesitate to protect Arendelle from treason. DUKE (flabbergasted, offended) Treason?! Suddenly they hear the alarmed whinny of Anna's horse. It returns alone, bucking and kicking. Hans grabs its reins. HANS Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, boy. Easy. Easy. CROWD (various) Princess Anna's horse. What happened to her? Where is she? Hans steadies the horse, looks up at the mountain. He sees all the panicked faces of the kingdom looking to him. HANS ...Princess Anna is in trouble. (calling out) I need volunteers to go with me to find her! Volunteers, some from Arendelle, some from other lands, rush up to offer their services. DUKE I volunteer two men, my Lord! (quietly to his thugs) Be prepared for anything, and should you encounter the Queen, you are to put an end to this winter. Do you understand? His two thugs sneer. CUT TO: 61FROZEN - J. Lee EXT. THE NORTH MOUNTAIN -- DAY Anna, Kristoff, Sven, and Olaf move through hostile terrain. Wind-swept icicles face horizontal. KRISTOFF So how exactly are you planning to stop this weather? ANNA (confident) Oh, I am gonna talk to my sister. KRISTOFF That's your plan? My ice business is riding on you talking to your sister. ANNA Yup. Kristoff, so stunned by her casual plan, doesn't look where he's going and ends up with an ice-spike to the nose. He stops short, GULP, moves carefully around the spike. KRISTOFF So you're not at all afraid of her? ANNA Why would I be? OLAF (oblivious) Yeah. I bet Elsa's the nicest, gentlest, warmest person ever. Olaf backs right into an icicle. It runs through his torso. OLAF (CONT'D) Oh, look at that. I've been impaled. He laughs it off. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. STEEP MOUNTAIN FACE -- DAY Anna and Kristoff hit what looks like a dead end. The face of the mountain goes straight up. ANNA What now? 62FROZEN - J. Lee Kristoff looks around, sighs. Digs in his rucksack. KRISTOFF ...It's too steep. I've only got one rope, and you don't know how to climb mountains. ANNA (O.S.) Says who? Sven nudges Kristoff, who looks up to see Anna trying to climb the cliff's flat face. KRISTOFF (finding her ridiculous) What are you doing? ANNA (straining) ...I'm going to see my sister. KRISTOFF You're going to kill yourself. Kristoff watches her searching for footholds and hand-holds. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) I wouldn't put my foot there. ANNA (O.S.) You're distracting me. KRISTOFF Or there. How do you know Elsa even wants to see you? ANNA (O.S.) I'm just blocking you out cause I gotta concentrate here. KRISTOFF You know, most people who disappear into the mountains want to be alone. ANNA (O.S.) Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you-- KRISTOFF I'm not alone.... I have friends, remember? Anna kicks a foot above her head to catch a foot hold. 63FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA You mean the love experts? KRISTOFF Yes, the love experts! Anna realizes she's stuck. ANNA ...Please tell me I'm almost there. REVEAL: she's only about six feet up. Her muscles shake. ANNA (CONT'D) ...Does the air seem a bit thin to you up here? Kristoff smiles, getting a kick out of her. KRISTOFF Hang on. He pulls the rope from his bag. Just then Olaf steps out from behind a rock and waves to Kristoff. OLAF Hey, Sven? Not sure if this is going to solve the problem, but I found a staircase that leads exactly where you want it to go. ANNA Ha ha. Thank goodness. Catch! Anna drops off the cliff. Kristoff catches her. ANNA (CONT'D) Thanks! That was like a crazy trust exercise. She hops down, brushes off her dress, and bounds off. Kristoff watches after her, digging her fearless pluck. EXT. BASE OF THE ICE PALACE -- DAY Anna, Kristoff, and Olaf approach Elsa's elegant ice palace. ANNA Whoa. KRISTOFF (in awe) Now that's ice. I might cry. 64FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA Go ahead. I won't judge. Anna climbs the steps with Olaf. Sven tries to follow. His hooves slip out. He scrambles but can't get traction. Kristoff runs to his aide. KRISTOFF All right, take it easy. I gotcha. Kristoff settles Sven back down the stairs and pats him. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) You stay right here, buddy. Sven obediently plops his reindeer butt down and wags his tail. Kristoff climbs the stairs, admiring the ice details. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) ...Flawless. Anna arrives at the door. Hesitates. OLAF ...Knock.... (she doesn't) Just knock.... (she doesn't. To Kristoff) Why isn't she knocking...? Do you think she knows how to knock? Anna finally KNOCKS. The sound echoes inside. The ice doors slide open. ANNA Ha. It opened. That's a first. Anna goes to step in. Kristoff follows. She gets a thought, stops him. ANNA (CONT'D) You should probably wait out here. KRISTOFF What? ANNA Last time I introduced her to a guy, she froze everything. KRISTOFF But, it's a palace made of ice. Ice is my life. 65FROZEN - J. Lee OLAF Bye, Sven. Olaf starts to head inside. Anna stops him. ANNA You too, Olaf. OLAF Me? ANNA Just give us a minute. OLAF Okay. As Anna walks inside. Olaf starts counting. OLAF (CONT'D) One...two... Kristoff joins in. OLAF AND KRISTOFF Three...four... INT. ELSA'S PALACE -- DAY Anna walks into a great foyer. The place is beautiful, but also eerie. ANNA Elsa? It's me...Anna?! Anna slips. Steadies herself. ELSA (O.S.) Anna. Elsa steps out of the shadows onto a balcony. She sees Anna, looks to her longingly. Anna can't help but be struck by Elsa's beauty. ANNA Elsa, you look different.... It's a good different.... And this place is amazing. 66FROZEN - J. Lee ELSA (cautious, polite) Thank you, I never knew what I was capable of. Anna starts to climb the stairs. ANNA ...I'm so sorry about what happened. If I'd known-- Elsa backs up, away from Anna. ELSA (on guard) No, it's okay. You don't have to apologize.... But you should probably go, please. ANNA But I just got here. ELSA ...You belong in Arendelle. ANNA So do you. Anna takes another step up. Elsa backs up more. ELSA No, I belong here. Alone. Where I can be who I am without hurting anybody. ANNA ...Actually, about that-- OLAF (O.S.) 58...59...60. ELSA Wait. What is that? Olaf comes running in the front door. He waves. OLAF Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs. ELSA (shocked) Olaf? Olaf stops beside Anna, looks up at Elsa, intimidated. 67FROZEN - J. Lee OLAF (bashful) You built me. You remember that? ELSA (astonished) And you're alive? OLAF Um...I think so? Anna kneels down beside Olaf. ANNA He's just like the one we built as kids.... We were so close. We can be like that again. Elsa smiles, but then a memory returns to her. FLASH CUT TO: FLASHBACK: Young Anna is struck by Elsa's powers. YOUNG ELSA Anna! Young Anna falls unconscious. Young Elsa races to her. FLASH CUT TO: THE PRESENT: Elsa's face sinks in pain. ELSA No, we can't. Elsa turns and heads up the second story steps. ELSA (CONT'D) Goodbye, Anna. ANNA Elsa, wait-- ELSA (calling back) I'm just trying to protect you. Elsa continues to flee. Anna pursues. ANNA You don't have to protect me. I'm not afraid. Please don't shut me out again. 68FROZEN - J. Lee Anna SINGS. "First Time in Forever, Reprise" ANNA (CONT'D) PLEASE DON'T SLAM THE DOOR. YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE ANYMORE. `CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, I FINALLY UNDERSTAND. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, WE CAN FIX THIS HAND IN HAND. WE CAN HEAD DOWN THIS MOUNTAIN TOGETHER. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR. `CAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, I WILL BE RIGHT HERE. They arrive on the top floor, Elsa's main living space. Elsa turns back to Anna, grateful, but determined. ELSA Anna, PLEASE GO BACK HOME. YOUR LIFE AWAITS. GO ENJOY THE SUN AND OPEN UP THE GATES. ANNA Yeah, but-- ELSA I know! YOU MEAN WELL, BUT LEAVE ME BE. YES, I'M ALONE BUT I'M ALONE AND FREE. Elsa opens up the balcony doors. ELSA (CONT'D) JUST STAY AWAY AND YOU'LL BE SAFE FROM ME. ANNA ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT. ELSA WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT? 69FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA I GET THE FEELING YOU DON'T KNOW? ELSA WHAT DO I NOT KNOW? ANNA ARENDELLE'S IN DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP SNOW. ELSA What? Elsa looks past Anna's shoulder out white-peaked mountains. ANNA You kind of set off an eternal winter...everywhere. ELSA Everywhere? ANNA It's okay, you can just unfreeze it. ELSA No, I can't. I don't know how. ANNA Sure you can. I know you can. Snow starts to swirl around the room. ANNA (CONT'D) CUZ FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER, ELSA (panicking) I'M SUCH A FOOL! I CAN'T BE FREE! ANNA YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID. ELSA NO ESCAPE FROM THE STORM INSIDE OF ME! The snow picks up. Anna tries to fight through it. ANNA WE CAN WORK THIS OUT TOGETHER. 70FROZEN - J. Lee ELSA I CAN'T CONTROL THE CURSE! ANNA WE'LL REVERSE THE STORM YOU'VE MADE. ELSA ANNA, PLEASE, YOU'LL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE! ANNA DON'T PANIC. ELSA THERE'S SO MUCH FEAR! ANNA WE'LL MAKE THE SUN SHINE BRIGHT. ELSA YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE! ANNA WE CAN FACE THIS THING TOGETHER... But as Anna sings, we lose sight of her in the thickening blizzard taking over the room. ELSA NO! ANNA (O.S.) WE CAN CHANGE THIS WINTER WEATHER, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE... Anna's voice disappears in the storm as Elsa cries out. ELSA I CAN'T! Elsa's fear, so strong, sucks the blizzard back into her and then it bursts out, unwittingly, like a sharp snowflake. Anna is STRUCK right in the heart. She grasps her chest in pain and stumbles back. She falls to her knees. Elsa gasps when she sees Anna. Just then, Olaf and Kristoff rush into the room to Anna's side. KRISTOFF Anna. Are you okay? 71FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA I'm okay.... I'm fine. Anna gets to her feet, determined to hide the pain. ELSA (scared) Who's this? Wait, it doesn't matter. You have to go. ANNA No, I know we can figure this out together-- ELSA (desperate) How? What power do you have to stop this winter? To stop me? Anna doesn't have the answer. Kristoff sees spiky ice shadows creeping down the walls. Puts a protective arm around Anna. KRISTOFF Anna, I think we should go. ANNA (close to tears) No. I'm not leaving without you, Elsa. ELSA (heartbroken but decisive) Yes, you are. Elsa waves her arms and builds a giant, menacing snowman. We'll call him MARSHMALLOW. SLAM CUT TO: EXT. ICE PALACE -- DAY Marshmallow holds Anna and Kristoff by the scruff of their necks in one hand and Olaf in the other. ANNA Stop. Put us down! OLAF (to Marshmallow) You are a lot stronger than I think you realize. Marshmallow tosses Kristoff and Anna down the steps. 72FROZEN - J. Lee MARSHMALLOW (like a bouncer) Go away! Anna and Kistoff slide past Sven, who's got his tongue stuck to the ice railing. OLAF (O.S.) Heads up! Olaf's head smashes into a snowbank nearby. ANNA Olaf! OLAF Watch out for my butt! Anna and Kristoff duck as the rest of Olaf slams into the snowbank. Marshmallow turns to go back into the castle. Incensed, Anna tries to march back up the stairs. ANNA It is not nice to throw people! Kristoff grabs her, pulls her back. KRISTOFF ANNA All right feisty pants. Calm Let me at him. I want to get down. Woaw. Just let the snow him. I.... Okay. I'm Calm. man be. Anna backs down...for a moment. Then she grabs a snowball and throws it at Marshmallow. The tiny little ball hits Marshmallow's back, not making even the slightest dent. But it's enough to infuriate him. He ROARS. Spikes shoot out of his joints. KRISTOFF Uh-oh. Now you made him mad! OLAF ...I'll distract him. You guys go. Kristoff pushes Anna along. Sven runs off in the opposite direction. Olaf's belly and butt fall and follow Sven. OLAF (CONT'D) No, no, not you guys. 73FROZEN - J. Lee Marshmallow goes charging after Anna and Kristoff as Olaf's head falls and lands face down in snow. OLAF (CONT'D) (muffled) This just got a whole lot harder. Anna and Kristoff leap and slide down a steep slope. They tumble to a stop at the bottom just as Marshmallow lands hard right behind them. They're off again...through a maze of conifers that sag under the weight of the snow, Marshmallow hot on their trail. KRISTOFF This way! Anna grabs a branch of a sagging trees and releases all of the snow. The tree snaps upright, knocking Marshmallow back. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) (impressed) Ho-ho-ho! ANNA I got him! Anna and Kristoff burst out of the conifer forest and almost run right off a cliff. They stop short, toes on the edge. KRISTOFF Whoa, stop! ANNA It's a hundred foot drop. KRISTOFF It's two hundred. Kristoff ties the rope around Anna and pulls tight. ANNA Ow. He drops to his knees and starts digging a u-shape in the snow with a pick axe. ANNA (CONT'D) What's that for? KRISTOFF I'm digging a snow anchor. 74FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA (not trusting) Okay. What if we fall? KRISTOFF There's twenty feet of fresh powder down there; it'll be like landing on a pillow.... Hopefully. They hear an angry ROAR coming closer. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Okay, Anna. On three. Anna preps for the jump like a boxer getting ready to fight. ANNA Okay. You tell me when... KRISTOFF One... ANNA ...I'm ready to go.... KRISTOFF Two... ANNA (pumped up) ...I was BORN ready! Yes! KRISTOFF Calm down. A huge tree flies through the air toward them. ANNA (O.S.) TREE! Anna jumps and pulls Kristoff over the edge with her. They hang upside down over the cliff by the rope. The rope catches their fall. KRISTOFF Whoa! That happened. Back up top, Olaf emerges from the woods. He's a complete mess, all his body parts are in the wrong places. He huffs and puffs, struggling to run. OLAF Ah. Ah. Man, am I out of shape. 75FROZEN - J. Lee He stops. Puts his body back together in the right order. OLAF (CONT'D) There we go. Hey, Anna! Sven! Where'd ya guys go? We totally lost Marshmallow back there! Marshmallow steps up behind Olaf. Olaf turns to face him. OLAF (CONT'D) (happily) Hey. We were just talking about you. All good things, all good things. Marshmallow roars and approaches Kristoff's snow anchor. OLAF (CONT'D) NO! Olaf jumps onto Marshmallow's leg trying to stop him, but not making much of a difference. OLAF (CONT'D) This is not making much of a difference! Marshmallow flicks Olaf off his leg and right over the cliff. OLAF (CONT'D) WHOA! Olaf passes Anna and Kristoff. ANNA Olaf! OLAF Hang in there, guys! Marshmallow starts yanking Kristoff and Anna's rope up. ANNA Wait, what? Kristoff's head hits the cliff. KRISTOFF Aargghh! Kristoff passes out and hangs like a rag doll. ANNA Kristoff! 76FROZEN - J. Lee Marshmallow pulls them up. He roars and breathes snow all over them. MARSHMALLOW Don't come back! ANNA (grossed out by his snow breath) Ugh. We won't. Anna whips out a knife and cuts the rope. Kristoff comes to just as they fall. They both SCREAM! SLAM! REVEAL: Anna opens her eyes to find herself buried up to her shoulders in the soft thick snow. She laughs. ANNA (CONT'D) Hey, you were right. Just like a pillow. She looks up to see Olaf's upper half hanging onto Kristoff's boots, which are sticking out of the snow. OLAF (shaking the boots) I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs! Suddenly, Kristoff's head pops up. He spits out snow. KRISTOFF Those are my legs. Olaf's bottom goes running by. OLAF (to Kristoff) Ooh. Hey, do me a favor, grab my butt. Kristoff grabs Olaf's head and puts it on his body. OLAF (CONT'D) Oh, that feels better. Sven walks up and sniffs Olaf's nose. OLAF (CONT'D) Hey, Sven! 77FROZEN - J. Lee Olaf turns to Anna and Kristoff just as Sven goes to bite off his nose -- and misses. OLAF (CONT'D) He found us. (to Sven, funny voice) Who's my cute little reindeer? KRISTOFF Don't talk to him like that. Kristoff goes over to help Anna, who is stuck in the snow. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Here. He lifts her out easily. ANNA (impressed) Whoa! KRISTOFF You okay? ANNA Thank you. They meet eyes. Wait. Is that chemistry? ANNA (CONT'D) ...Um.... How's your head? She touches the spot where he banged his head. KRISTOFF (in pain) Ah! Ooh! He catches himself. Waves off the pain with a giggle. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) I mean, It's fine. Ah...I'm good. Ha. I've got a thick skull. OLAF I don't have a skull.... Or bones. KRISTOFF ...So.... The awkwardness is killing him. 78FROZEN - J. Lee KRISTOFF (CONT'D) (shy) Now what? ANNA (shy) Now what? (then...panicking) Now what?! Oh! What am I gonna do? She threw me out. I can't go back to Arendelle with the weather like this. And then there's your ice business-- KRISTOFF Hey, hey, don't worry about my ice business... (noticing something) Worry about your hair?! She thinks he means it looks bad. She smooths it down. ANNA What? I just fell off a cliff. You should see your hair. KRISTOFF No, yours is turning white. She grabs her braid as a tendril turns white. ANNA White? It's what? KRISTOFF It's because she struck you; isn't it? ANNA Does it look bad? KRISTOFF (thinking) ...No. Olaf's head pops up. He's holding his head up off his body to join the conversation. OLAF You hesitated. KRISTOFF No, I didn't. Anna, you need help. Now, come on. 79FROZEN - J. Lee He heads towards the sunset. Sven and Olaf follow. OLAF Okay! Where are we going? KRISTOFF To see my friends. ANNA (catching up) The love experts? OLAF Love experts?! KRISTOFF Yes. And don't worry; they'll be able to fix this. ANNA How do you know? He looks her over, remembering the moment he saw the trolls heal her as a child. KRISTOFF ...Because I've seen them do it before. As they round the bend, the sun sets and Olaf turns to Sven. OLAF I like to consider myself a love expert. CUT TO: INT. ELSA'S PALACE -- DAY Elsa paces, distraught. She talks to herself. ELSA (mantra-style) Get it together. Control it. Don't feel. Don't feel. Don't FEEL! She hears ice cracking. Stops. Looks around. She's left a sharp wake of ice spikes behind her on the floor. They grow up the wall, taking over the castle. DISSOLVE TO: 80FROZEN - J. Lee EXT. BLACK MOUNTAINS -- NIGHT The Northern Lights are bright. Olaf stares at them in awe as he rides on Sven's back. OLAF Look, Sven. The sky's awake. Behind Olaf and Sven, Anna walks with Kristoff. She shivers. KRISTOFF Are you cold? ANNA ...A little. He reaches like he might put an arm around her, but decides against it. He looks around as if he doesn't know what to do, then gets a thought. KRISTOFF Wait. Come here. He takes her hand and pulls her around a bend into a rock- lined pass. Steam vents, powered by the volcanic activity, dot the path. He holds her hands over one of them. ANNA Oooh.... That's nice. They continue on the path, walking from vent to vent. KRISTOFF (taking a deep breath) So, about my friends...well, I say friends, they're more like family.... Anyway, when I was a kid, it was just me and Sven...until they took me in. ANNA (moved) They did? KRISTOFF (nervous ramble) Yeah. I don't want to scare you, they can be a little bit inappropriate...and loud...very loud...they're also stubborn at times, and a little overbearing. And heavy. Really, really heavy. (MORE) 81FROZEN - J. Lee KRISTOFF (CONT'D) But they're fine.. You'll get it. They mean well. Anna touches Kristoff's arm, reassuringly. ANNA Kristoff, they sound wonderful. Kristoff smiles, appreciating her sincerity. KRISTOFF Okay then.... Mustering the courage, Kristoff steps forward and with a wave of the arms announces-- KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Meet my family. REVEAL: he's surrounded by rocks. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) (to the rocks) Hey, guys! As Kristoff and Sven move through the rocks, waving and greeting, Olaf and Anna stand frozen, dumbfounded. ANNA (to herself) ...They're rocks. OLAF (realizing) He's crazy. (covertly, to Anna) I'll distract them while you run. (Loud and slow to a rock) Hi, Sven's family! It's nice to meet you! (quietly to Anna) Anna, because I love you, I insist you run. (to the rock) I understand you're love experts! (to Anna) Why aren't you running? Anna snaps out of her shock and starts backing away. ANNA Okay. Um...I'm gonna go-- Just then the rocks around her start rolling. 82FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA (CONT'D) (panicking) Kristoff! Olaf lights up and chases the rocks, who surround Kristoff and unfold as trolls. BULDA KRISTOFF'S HOME! TROLLS (VARIOUS) Kristoff! Kristoff's home! It's been too long! Kristoff's home! Olaf jumps around all excitedly. OLAF (excitedly) Kristoff's home. He then stops, confused, and looks to one of the trolls. OLAF (CONT'D) Wait? Kristoff? Anna watches, shocked and confused. The trolls all want Kristoff's attention. One troll yanks him down with a boulder's strength. TROLL ONE Oh, lemme look at you! Another troll tries to pull off his clothes. TROLL TWO Oh, take off your clothes, Kristoff; I wash them. KRISTOFF (holding up his pants) Ah! No. I'm gonna keep my clothes on, thank you. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Great to see you all. Where's grandpa? MUSHROOM KID TROLL He's napping. But look, I grew a mushroom. TROLL SCOUT KID And I earned my fire crystal. 83FROZEN - J. Lee KIDNEY STONE TROLL I passed a kidney stone. PICK ME UP TROLL Pick me up. The kid troll jumps up on Kristoff's arm. Kristoff sinks under the weight of him. Anna still stares, confused, then realizes... ANNA Trolls? They're trolls. Silence. All troll eyes turn to Anna. Blink. Blink. BULDA ...He's brought a girl! TROLLS (TOGETHER) He's brought a girl! Suddenly Anna is surrounded by trolls. They body-surf/roll Anna over to Kristoff. She falls into his arms. ANNA What's going on? KRISTOFF I've learned to just roll with it. Bulda climbs on top of her husband, Cliff, to get a good look at Anna. She studies her like she's a piece of cattle. BULDA Let me see. Bright eyes. Working nose. Strong teeth. Yes, yes, yes. She'll do nicely for our Kristoff. ANNA Wait. Oh. Um. No. KRISTOFF You've got the wrong idea. That's not why I brought her here. ANNA Right. We're not. I'm not-- Anna laughs, uncomfortable, not knowing what to say. 84FROZEN - J. Lee BULDA (to Anna) What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man? Bulda SINGS. "Fixer-Upper" TROLLS (VARIOUS) IS IT THE CLUMPY WAY HE WALKS? OR THE GRUMPY WAY HE TALKS? OR THE PEAR-SHAPED, SQUARE-SHAPED WEIRDNESS OF HIS FEET? AND THOUGH WE KNOW HE WASHES WELL HE ALWAYS ENDS UP SORTA SMELLY. BUT YOU'LL NEVER MEET A FELLA WHO'S AS SENSITIVE AND SWEET. TROLLS (CHORUS) (CONT'D) SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, SO HE'S GOT A FEW FLAWS- HIS PECULIAR BRAIN, DEAR. HIS THING FOR THE REINDEER THAT OUTSIDE A FEW OF NATURE'S LAWS. SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, BUT THIS WE'RE CERTAIN OF- YOU CAN FIX THIS FIXER UPPER UP WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE. KRISTOFF Can we just stop talking about this?! We've got a real, actual problem here. BULDA I'll say-- (To Anna) IS IT THE WAY THAT HE RUNS SCARED? TROLLS (VARIOUS) OR THAT HE'S SOCIALLY IMPAIRED? KID TROLL OR THAT HE ONLY LIKES TO TINKLE IN THE WOODS? TROLLS (VARIOUS) ARE YOU HOLDING BACK YOUR FONDNESS DUE TO HIS UNMANLY BLONDENESS? OR THE WAY HE COVERS UP THAT HE'S THE HONEST GOODS? 85FROZEN - J. Lee TROLLS (CHORUS) (CONT'D) HE'S JUST A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER- HE'S GOT A COUPLE A' BUGS. KRISTOFF No, I don't. TROLLS HIS ISOLATION IS CONFIRMATION OF HIS DESPERATION FOR HEALING HUGS. SO HE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, BUT WE KNOW WHAT TO DO. THE WAY TO FIX UP THIS FIXER UPPER IS TO FIX HIM UP WITH YOU. The girl trolls sweep Anna away. The boys take Kristoff. KRISTOFF (to the male trolls) Enough! She's engaged to someone else. Okay?! TROLLS beat. Blink. Blink. The boy trolls turn, huddle... TROLLS (VARIOUS) SO SHE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, THAT'S A MINOR THING. THIS QUOTE "ENGAGEMENT" IS A FLEX ARRANGEMENT. KID TROLL AND BY THE WAY, I DON'T SEE NO RING. TROLLS (VARIOUS) SO SHE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, HER BRAIN'S A BIT BETWIXT. GET THE FIANCE OUT OF THE WAY AND THE WHOLE THING WILL BE FIXED! GIRL TROLLS WE AREN'T SAYING YOU CAN CHANGE HIM TROLLS (VARIOUS) 'CAUSE PEOPLE DON'T REALLY CHANGE. WE'RE ONLY SAYING THAT LOVE'S A FORCE THAT'S POWERFUL AND STRANGE. PEOPLE MAKE BAD CHOICES IF THEY'RE MAD OR SCARED OR STRESSED. (MORE) 86FROZEN - J. Lee TROLLS (VARIOUS) (CONT'D) BUT THROW A LITTLE LOVE THEIR WAY (THROW A LITTLE LOVE THEIR WAY) AND YOU'LL BRING OUT THEIR BEST! TRUE LOVE BRINGS OUT THE BEST! Kristoff looks over at Anna. She actually looks shockingly beautiful dressed in moss, lit by shimmering crystals. ALL TROLLS EVERYONE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER WE NEED EACH OTHER TO RAISE US UP AND ROUND US OUT By this time Kristoff and Anna are being ushered into a pit by the sheer force of numbers. TROLLS EVERYONE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER, BUT WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE- THE ONLY FIXER UPPER FIXER THAT CAN FIX A FIXER UPPER IS TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE LOVE During this last bit Anna and Kristoff are looking at each other differently. Hmmm. Maybe those trolls are right? Sparks! Chemistry! TROLL PRIEST Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your trollfully wedded-- ANNA Wait, what?! TROLL PRIEST You're getting married. TROLLS LOVE! Just then, Anna collapses. Kristoff catches her. She's shivering something fierce. KRISTOFF Anna? He pulls off her cape and hat. 87FROZEN - J. Lee KRISTOFF (CONT'D) She's as cold as ice. Just then Grand Pabbie pushes his way through the crowd. Trolls clear the way for Pabbie. He stops at the edge of the pit. GRAND PABBIE There's strange magic here! KRISTOFF Grand Pabbie! GRAND PABBIE Bring her to me, Kristoff. Kristoff helps Anna over. Pabbie looks into her weak eyes. GRAND PABBIE (CONT'D) Anna, your life is in danger. There is ice in your heart, put there by your sister. If not removed, to solid ice will you freeze, forever. ANNA What...? No. KRISTOFF So remove it, Grand Pabbie. GRAND PABBIE I can't. If it was her head, that would be easy. But only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart. ANNA An act of true love? BULDA (googley, to her hubby) A true love's kiss, perhaps? A bunch of trolls give each other kisses. Anna shivers again, collapsing into Kristoff's arms. More of her hair turns white. KRISTOFF Anna, we've got to get you back to Hans. ANNA (still weak) ...Hans. 88FROZEN - J. Lee KRISTOFF Help us out, Sven. Kristoff grabs Sven's antlers. Sven pulls them out. Kristoff helps Anna onto Sven and hops up behind her. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Come on, Olaf! Sven takes off. Olaf grabs Sven's tail, rides with them. OLAF I'm coming! Let's go kiss Hans! Who is this Hans?! CUT TO: EXT. ELSA'S PALACE - DAWN Hans and the men tread cautiously towards the castle. HANS We are here to find Princess Anna. Be on guard, but no harm is to come to the Queen. Do you understand? The Duke's thugs exchange a look. Suddenly, a mass of snow rises from the ground behind Hans. It's Marshmallow, Elsa's snow guard. MARSHMALLOW Go away! He slams a fist inches from Hans. Hans deftly dodges out of the way. All of the guards take up arms against Marshmallow, who quickly knocks them over. Marshmallow throws down a guard and his horse, who topple over Hans. Marshmallow raises his foot to stomp on Hans, but Hans barrel-rolls himself to safety. He sees his sword, leaps, and grabs it. Just then, Elsa peeks out the front doors. The Duke's two thugs see her. DUKE'S THUG The Queen. The thugs charge up the stairs. 89FROZEN - J. Lee INT. ELSA'S PALACE -- DAY They guards burst through the ice doors. Elsa flees to the top floor of her palace. The guards pursue. They trap her on the top floor, raise their crossbows. ELSA (scared) No. Please. One of the thugs shoots an arrow right at Elsa. At the last moment she creates an ice wall. It stops the arrow, inches from her face. The thugs reposition to take another shot. ELSA (CONT'D) Stay away! Elsa shoots ice at the thugs. They duck out of the way and continue the attack. THUG Get her! Get her! Elsa fights for her life. BACK OUTSIDE: Hans is nearly crushed by Marshmallow. He rolls away. Jumps to his feet. And with agile might, he slices Marshmallow's leg off with his sword. Marshmallow stumbles back, off balance. And falls off over the cliff, but not before striking Hans. Hans goes over the edge. REVEAL: Hans clings to the ice steps. His men help him up and they rush into the ice palace. INT. ICE PALACE -- DAY Elsa is surrounded. It's do or die. In two swift moves, Elsa traps one thug in a cage of spikes that threaten his neck. The other she pushes back with a wall of ice....up against the balcony doors...which BURST and CRACK. OUT ONTO THE BALCONY.... The balcony doors shatter. The thug is pushed to the edge. He's inches away from falling to his death. BACK INSIDE: Hans and his men run in. See the destruction and the thugs near death. 90FROZEN - J. Lee HANS Queen Elsa! Don't be the monster they fear you are. Elsa snaps out of her rage. She sees the men, frightened, moments from death. She stops. Elsa looks to Hans, overwhelmed, frightened. The wall retreats from the thug on the balcony. The ice spikes lower from the second thug's neck. He takes advantage and aims his crossbow at Elsa's back. Seeing it. Hans runs and pushes the crossbow up just as the arrow releases. The arrow hits the ice chandelier, hanging directly above Elsa. The chandelier comes CRASHING DOWN. Elsa dives out of the way but she falls in the blast. All we see is ice smashing like glass, and all we hear is the sound of it shattering as it rings out. CUT TO BLACK. FADE IN ON: Elsa's face as her eyes flutter open. She sits up. She's surrounded by stone. INT. ARENDELLE, DUNGEON -- DAY Elsa looks to the nearby window. Tries to rush to it. She's pulled taut by giant shackles that fit like iron gloves. She's chained to the wall. Elsa strains to looks out a window... INSET WINDOW: Arendelle is outside, frozen solid and getting further buried under the ice and snow that is falling. ELSA No....What have I done? Hans enters. He hangs a torch by the door. ELSA (CONT'D) Why did you bring me here? HANS I couldn't just let them kill you. 91FROZEN - J. Lee ELSA But I'm a danger to Arendelle. Get Anna. HANS Anna has not returned.... Elsa looks to the storm with worry. HANS (CONT'D) If you would just stop the winter, bring back summer...please. Elsa meets his eyes, desperate. ELSA Don't you see...I can't. Hans sees the sincerity in her eyes. ELSA (CONT'D) You have to tell them to let me go. Hans walks to the door. He takes the torch. HANS I will do what I can. He opens the door and leaves. Elsa, distraught, hears cracking. She looks down as her shackles begin to freeze over. The storm outside picks up. CUT TO: EXT. THE FJORDS -- DAY Sven charges down the mountain with Kristoff and Anna on his back. Olaf slides along beside them, penguin-style. Anna shivers in Kristoff's arms. She's weakening. Kristoff takes off his hat and puts it on her head. KRISTOFF Just hang in there. (to Sven) Come on, buddy, faster! They arrive at the walls of Arendelle. Olaf slides past them, out of control. OLAF I'll meet you guys at the castle! 92FROZEN - J. Lee KRISTOFF Stay out of sight, Olaf! OLAF I will! He disappears into the village streets. OLAF (O.S.) (CONT'D) Hello! TOWNSWOMAN (O.S.) Ah! It's alive! CUT TO: EXT. CASTLE COURTYARD -- DAY Guards see Kristoff and Anna approaching. GUARD It's Princess Anna! Sven skids to a stop outside the gates. Kristoff slides off, holding Anna, and carries her to the gate. KRISTOFF I've got you. Anna looks up at him, gratefully. ANNA ...Are you g-gonna be okay? KRISTOFF (touched, reassuring) Don't worry about me. Just then the castle gates open. Gerda, Kai, and a handmaid rush to help Anna. GERDA Anna! Oh, you had us worried sick. KAI My Lady. You are freezing. GERDA You poor girl, you're freezing. Let's get you inside. 93FROZEN - J. Lee KRISTOFF Get her warm and find Prince Hans, immediately. KAI We will. Thank you. Anna is swept away from Kristoff and into the palace grounds. KRISTOFF Make sure she's safe! Kristoff is shut out as the castle gates close on him. Kristoff stands there with Sven for a beat, staring with worry at the closed gates. Finally, he sighs, turns and walks off. Sven reluctantly follows. CUT TO: INT. LIBRARY -- DAY Hans stands with the dignitaries and guards. HANS I'm going back out to look for Princess Anna. FRENCH DIGNITARY You cannot risk going out there again. HANS If anything happens to her-- SPANISH DIGNITARY If anything happens to the Princess, you are all Arendelle has left. Hans hesitates, realizing how much this kingdom has come to depend on him. Is he really all they have left? Just then the door opens and Gerda and Kai bring in Anna. KAI He's in here. Prince Hans. HANS Anna. 94FROZEN - J. Lee Hans rushes to Anna. She falls into his arms. HANS (CONT'D) You're so cold. ANNA (weak, but desperate) Hans, you have to kiss me. HANS What? ANNA Now. Here we go. She tries to kiss him, but is too weak to pull herself up in his arms. GERDA We'll give you two some privacy. Everyone shuffles out, leaving Hans and Anna alone. HANS What happened out there? ANNA Elsa struck me with her powers. HANS You said she'd never hurt you. ANNA I was wrong. Anna crumbles, weak. HANS Anna. Hans carries her to a couch, sets her down. ANNA (shivering more) She froze my heart and only an act of true love can save me. HANS (understanding) A true love's kiss. He takes her chin in his hand and gives her a tender smile. He leans in slowly...gently... 95FROZEN - J. Lee Then he stops. HANS (CONT'D) Oh, Anna. If only there was someone out there who loved you. ANNA What? Hans gets up, leaving her there. ANNA (CONT'D) ...You said you did. He goes to the window and shuts the curtains. HANS As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. I knew I'd have to marry into the throne somewhere-- ANNA What are you talking about? HANS (putting out the candles) As heir, Elsa was preferable, of course. But no one was getting anywhere with her. But you- ANNA Hans? HANS You were so desperate for love you were willing to marry me, just like that. Hans crosses the room, grabs a pitcher of water from a table and goes to the fireplace. HANS (CONT'D) I figured, after we married, I'd have to stage a little accident for Elsa. Hans pours the water on the fireplace, putting out the fire. Anna tries to stop him. She falls to the floor, weak. ANNA Hans. No, stop. 96FROZEN - J. Lee HANS But then she doomed herself, and you were dumb enough to go after her. ANNA Please. HANS (chuckles) All that's left now is to kill Elsa and bring back summer. Hans approaches Anna. ANNA ...You're no match for Elsa. He bends down, takes her chin in his hand again, this time not so gently. HANS No, you're no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendelle from destruction. She wrenches her face out of his hands. ANNA (anger) You won't get away with this. Hans rises and crosses to the door. HANS Oh, I already have. Hans leaves and shuts her in, locking the door. Anna struggles to the door, yanks on the locked handle. ANNA (hoarse and weak) Please, somebody help. The rest of her hair turns white and she crumbles to the floor. CUT TO: 97FROZEN - J. Lee INT. COUNCIL CHAMBER -- NIGHT The Duke looks out the window at the growing snowstorm. He rubs his arms and shivers. DUKE It's getting colder by the minute. If we don't do something soon, we'll all freeze to death. Hans comes in, putting on his most distraught face. SPANISH DIGNITARY Prince Hans. HANS Princess Anna is...dead. VARIOUS DIGNITARIES What...? No.... Mon dieu. Hans stumbles, weak with grief. The men help him to a chair. DUKE What happened to her? HANS She was killed by Queen Elsa. DUKE Her own sister. HANS (really putting it on) At least we got to say our marriage vows...before she died in my arms. He bows his head in a brilliant display of teary grief. DUKE There can be no doubt now; Queen Elsa is a monster and we are all in grave danger. SPANISH DIGNITARY Prince Hans, Arendelle looks to you. Hans nods; he knows what he's being asked to do, and he'll do it with the perfect amount of authority and gravitas. 98FROZEN - J. Lee HANS With a heavy heart, I charge Queen Elsa of Arendelle with treason and sentence her to death. INT. ELSA'S DUNGEON -- DAY The cell ices over. Elsa looks out at the storm that is devastating Arendelle, then hears the guards approaching. GUARD (O.S.) She's dangerous. Move quickly and with resolve. Elsa pulls at her shackles. They crack. Just as the door busts open, the weight of the ice crumbles the walls. The men duck out of the way. Hans pushes his way into the room...sees... The back wall is blown open. Broken shackles rest on the floor. Elsa is gone. CUT TO: EXT. MOUNTAIN SLOPE -- DAY Kristoff heads into the mountains. Sven lags behind, not wanting to follow. He looks back at the kingdom, then shakes his head. Enough. He runs past Kristoff. Stops and turns to face him. He snorts and grunts. KRISTOFF What is it, buddy? Sven nudges Kristoff with his antlers. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Hey, watch it. What's wrong with you? Sven snorts with more conviction, moos, brays. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) (avoiding) ...I don't understand you when you talk like that. 99FROZEN - J. Lee Kristoff tries to walk on ahead, but Sven uses his antlers to lift Kristoff off the ground. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Ah! Stop it! Put me down! Sven drops him hard then "yells" at him once more. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) No, Sven! We're not going back! Sven shakes his head, angrily. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) She's with her true love. Sven makes an "of-course-she-isn't" face. Kristoff gets it; he's made his point. Just then the wind picks up. Kristoff looks back at the kingdom. Sees a violent winter storm swirling over the castle. Sharp ice claws its way up the castle, encasing it. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Anna. Without hesitating, he dashes back down the mountain. Sven runs after him, catches up. Kristoff grabs Sven's harness and jumps onto his back. CUT TO: INT. LIBRARY -- NIGHT Anna shivers by the door. She looks up to see ice overtaking the ceiling. The door handle suddenly jiggles. Stops. Jiggles again. ANNA (barely a whisper) Help. CLICK. The door swings open. We see a carrot in the lock and hear a giggle of victory. Olaf takes the carrot, puts it back on his face. Then he sees Anna lying there. OLAF Anna. Oh no. He runs to the fireplace. Throws in some fresh wood, including one of his own arms, which he quickly rescues, before striking a match and relighting the fire. 100FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA Olaf? Olaf. Get away from there. OLAF Whoa! So this is heat.... (considering) I love it. He reaches a twig finger toward the flames. It catches on fire. OLAF (CONT'D) Ooh! But don't touch it! He shakes the flame out, as he rushes over to help Anna to the fire. OLAF (CONT'D) So, where's Hans? What happened to your kiss? ANNA I was wrong about him. It wasn't true love. OLAF (confused innocence) Huh. But we ran all the way here? ANNA Please Olaf, you can't stay here; you'll melt. OLAF I am not leaving here until we find some other act of true love to save you. He sits down behind her, stubbornly. Leans his back against hers and thinks. OLAF (CONT'D) ...Do you happen to have any ideas? ANNA I don't even know what love is. OLAF (confident) That's okay, I do.... Olaf hops back up and puts a soothing hand on her shoulder. 101FROZEN - J. Lee OLAF (CONT'D) Love is...putting someone else's needs before yours, like, you know, how Kristoff brought you back here to Hans and left you forever. ANNA ...Kristoff loves me? OLAF Wow, you really don't know anything about love, do you? His face starts to melt. ANNA Olaf, you're melting. OLAF (sweet and reassuring) Some people are worth melting for. But then...his face REALLY melts. He panics, pushes the snow back in place. OLAF (CONT'D) Just maybe not right this second. Suddenly, the window blows open, cold wind sweeps in. OLAF (CONT'D) Don't worry, I've got it! Olaf flitters to the window. He pulls one panel of it shut but struggles with the second panel. OLAF (CONT'D) (determined) We're going to get through-- (distracted) Oh, wait. Hang on. I'm getting something. He breaks an icicle off the window, uses it as a telescope and sees... Kristoff and Sven running back down the mountain. OLAF (CONT'D) It's Kristoff and Sven! They're coming back this way. ANNA ...They-they are? 102FROZEN - J. Lee OLAF Wow, he's really moving fast. Huh.... I guess I was wrong. I guess Kristoff doesn't love you enough to leave you behind. Anna tries to get to her feet. ANNA Help me up, Olaf. Please. He hurries over, tumbling over the couch, knocking over the chess set and water jugs. OLAF No, no, no, no, no. You need to stay by the fire and keep warm. ANNA I need to get to Kristoff. OLAF (clueless) Why...? (realizing) Oh, oh, oh, I know why. He hops around in an excited display of hope. OLAF (CONT'D) There's your act of true love, right there, riding across the fjords like a valiant, pungent reindeer king! Come on! The walls crack under the ice pressure. OLAF (CONT'D) Look out! They rush out the room just as the ceiling collapses. INT. CASTLE HALLWAY -- DAY Anna and Olaf struggle down the hall. Ice spikes grow and block their path. OLAF We're trapped. Anna looks around desperately for a way out. 103FROZEN - J. Lee EXT. FJORD -- DAY Elsa runs, but is nearly blinded by the snow and wind. EXT. CASTLE -- DAY Anna and Olaf bust open a window. The storm is so strong it sweeps the window panes away. OLAF Slide, Anna. It's a long, snowy way down. But what choice do they have? They slide down the iced-covered building. Anna arrives at the bottom, weak but uninjured. Olaf gathers snow along the way. He arrives at the bottom as a giant snowball. OLAF (CONT'D) We made it! He shakes off the extra snow as Anna struggles to her feet. EXT. FJORD -- DAY Kristoff and Sven bound off the mountain and sprint across the frozen fjord waters and right into the heart of the storm. Its white-out wind pushes them back. But they fight through. KRISTOFF Come on, buddy, faster. CUT TO: Anna and Olaf reach the shore of the fjords. ANNA Kristoff! The wind lifts Olaf up and pulls him apart. He goes swirling off into the storm. OLAF Keep going, Anna! Anna struggles on. 104FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA Kristoff! PAN TO: Kristoff rides Sven past cracking, frozen ships. Sven struggles over the uneven surface. KRISTOFF Come on! Come on! Suddenly, a mangled ship, risen by ice, capsizes over them. They give it all they've got as debris falls all around them and the mast shatters. They make it past just as the entire ship slams down and cracks the thick ice beneath their feet. The ice opens up. Sven bravely jumps over a gap. But it's too wide. He bucks Kristoff to safety, but lands in the freezing water and disappears below. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Sven? Sven! At first there's nothing but the wind and the tumbling icy water. But suddenly, Sven surfaces and claws his way to a floating ice chunk. He calls out, signalling for Kristoff to go on. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) Good boy. CUT TO: Anna moves blindly across the fjord. Anna's hands frost over an icy blue. She stumbles on, determined. But she's running out of time. She clutches her chest. The color in her eyes fades, the inevitable is coming. CUT TO: Kristoff, lost in the white-out, doesn't know which way to turn. But then he hears a faint-- ANNA (O.S.) Kristoff. KRISTOFF Anna...? Anna! WHITE OUT TO: 105FROZEN - J. Lee Elsa struggles through her own storm, but the fear is consuming her. A dark shadow approaches. It's Hans. HANS Elsa. You can't run from this! Elsa backs away from him. ELSA ...Just take care of my sister. HANS Your sister? She returned from the mountain weak and cold. She said you froze her heart. ELSA What? No. HANS I tried to save her, but it was too late. Her skin was ice. Her hair turned white... Elsa's face sinks as she realizes what she has done. HANS (CONT'D) Your sister is dead... because of you. Elsa drops to her knees, emotionally broken. And with that, the swirling storm suddenly stops. The snow freezes mid-air, hangs suspended, trapped in grief. Citizens and dignitaries rush to the wall's edge and look out to see... Anna, barely able to move but now able to see across the fjords to... ANNA (a whisper) Kristoff. KRISTOFF Anna. Anna pushes on towards Kristoff. He runs top speed towards her. There's still a lot of fjord to cross, but Kristoff is giving it all he's got. He's going to make it. But then, Anna hears the sound of a sword being drawn from its scabbard. She turns and sees Hans, behind Elsa, as he raises his sword over his head. 106FROZEN - J. Lee ANNA Elsa. Anna looks back at Kristoff as he runs for her. She gives him a longing look, but then turns away from him and then... Using all of her remaining strength, as Hans brings his sword down, Anna throws herself in front of Elsa. ANNA (CONT'D) No! In that instant, Anna freezes to solid ice. The sword hits her instead of Elsa. The sword shatters completely. The force of it sends Hans flying back and knocks him out. ELSA Anna! Elsa rushes to Anna and touches her sister's frozen face. ELSA (CONT'D) Oh, Anna...no...no, please no. Olaf walks up and sees Anna, frozen. OLAF (confused, sad) Anna? Elsa hugs Anna and cries. Kristoff watches in shocked despair. Sven steps up to his side. Citizens and dignitaries on the castle walls bow their heads. All of Arendelle is joined in somber silence. But then, Anna warms. She begins to thaw. Olaf looks up and gasps. Kristoff and Sven notice, light up. Anna bends her arm and embraces Elsa. ELSA Wha-? Anna? Anna opens her eyes. She smiles at Elsa, relieved. ANNA Oh, Elsa. They embrace. 107FROZEN - J. Lee ELSA ...You sacrificed yourself for me? ANNA (weak) ...I love you. Olaf realizes what's happened. He's so excited about it, he lifts his head right off his body and exclaims-- OLAF An act of true love will thaw a frozen heart. ELSA (processing) Love...will thaw... (realizing) Love.... Of course. Elsa looks at Anna with confidence. ANNA Elsa? ELSA Love. Elsa lifts her arms, and the ground shakes and cracks. The ice and snow breaks away and rises high into the air. Beneath their feet the bow of a ship thaws. The entire fjord melts and other boats right themselves. The villagers come out to see the warmth returning. In one final wave, Elsa draws all of the snow into a giant snowflake in the sky, then waves it away, leaving only a warm summer day. ANNA I knew you could do it. OLAF (melting, good-naturedly) Hands down, this is the best day of my life...and quite possibly the last. ELSA Oh, Olaf. Hang on, little guy. 108FROZEN - J. Lee Elsa waves her hand and surrounds Olaf with a swirl of cold air. He refreezes. Above his head she leaves a little, perpetually-snowing storm cloud. Olaf loves it. OLAF Hey, my own personal flurry. Kristoff sees Hans trying to get to his feet. He marches toward him, prepared for a fight. But Anna puts up a hand and stops him. ANNA Uh. Uh. Uh. She'll handle this. She goes over to Hans. HANS (confused) Anna? But she froze your heart. ANNA The only frozen heart around here is yours. She turns away from him, proud of her words. But not yet satisfied, she turns back and punches him right in the face. HANS Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa! He falls overboard. Elsa comes over to Anna and hugs her. Over her shoulder, Kristoff meets Anna's eyes. She smiles brighter, happy. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. ARENDELLE -- DAY It's a beautiful summer day. The mighty ships have been repaired and are sailing away. On one of the ships, HANS is thrown into a brig. FRENCH DIGNITARY (to Kai) I will return this scoundrel to his country. We shall see what his twelve big brothers think of his behavior. KAI Arendelle thanks you, my Lord. 109FROZEN - J. Lee Down on the dock, Arendelle guards lead the Duke and his two thugs to their ship. DUKE This is unacceptable. I am innocent. I'm a victim of fear. I've been traumatized. (bad acting) Ow! My neck hurts. Is there a doctor I could...No? And I demand to see the Queen! Kai steps down from the gangplank to the dock. KAI I have a message from the Queen. (reading a scroll) Arendelle will henceforth and forever no longer do business of any sort with Weaseltown. DUKE Weselton. It's Weselton! The guards usher him and his thugs onto their ship. EXT. VILLAGE SQUARE -- DAY Anna runs through the crowd, pulling a blindfolded Kristoff along behind her. She's so excited she can't stand it. ANNA Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on! She runs him right into a pole. KRISTOFF Pole. ANNA Oops. Sorry. EXT. ARENDELLE DOCKS -- DAY Anna skips to the perfect spot and stops. ANNA (stopping) Okay. Okay. Here we are. 110FROZEN - J. Lee She takes off the blindfold. Kristoff opens his eyes. Before him sits the most beautiful, suped-up sled. Sven poses in front of it -- Vanna White-style. ANNA (CONT'D) I owe you a sled. KRISTOFF (blown away) Are you serious? ANNA Yes. And it's the latest model. KRISTOFF No. I can't accept this... ANNA You have to. No returns. No exchanges. Queen's orders. She's named you the official Arendelle Ice Master and Deliverer. Sven shows off the Ice-Master-and-Deliverer medal like he's king of the bucks. KRISTOFF What? That's not a thing. But he can't help but admire her enthusiasm. ANNA Sure it is. And it even has a cup holder.... Do you like it? KRISTOFF Like it? He sweeps her up high overhead and spins her around. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) I love it.... I could kiss you! He drops her, suddenly embarrassed. KRISTOFF (CONT'D) ...I could. I mean I'd like to. I'd... may I? We me....I mean, may we? Wait, what? She gives him a quick kiss on the cheek. ANNA We may. 111FROZEN - J. Lee He smiles and goes for it. It's a true love's kiss, alright. We move past them to find Olaf enjoying the summer. With his snow cloud safely overhead, he's free to smell the flowers, which he does. Then sneezes his carrot nose off. Sven catches it between his teeth. Olaf gasps as Sven sucks the whole carrot into his mouth. It's gone. Olaf's face sinks in sadness. But not to fear, Sven spits the carrot back out and jams it into Olaf's face where it belongs. It's completely covered in reindeer spit, but Olaf doesn't seem to mind. He hugs Sven happily. CUT TO: EXT. CASTLE COURTYARD -- DAY The gates to the castle are wide open. In the courtyard, stands Elsa. ELSA Are you ready? Villagers cheer. Elsa stops and creates an ice rink. The people, skates at the ready, hope onto it and twirl about. Elsa then freezes the fountain in a beautiful design and adds some snow flurries for atmosphere. Anna comes slipping in. Elsa catches her. ANNA I like the open gates. ELSA We are never closing them again. Elsa then waves her hand and magical ice skates (literally made of ice) form on Anna's boots. ANNA What? Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful, but you know I don't ska-- Elsa grabs Anna's hands and pulls her along on the ice. Anna slips and slides, but laughs in delight. Sven goes slipping past. Kristoff runs after him. KRISTOFF Look out. Reindeer coming through! 112FROZEN - J. Lee Olaf skates and helps Elsa coach Anna. OLAF That's it. Glide and pivot and glide and pivot. We pull away slowly, into the sky. We arrive at a bird's-eye view to see that where the castle had crumbled has been repaired with a ice. All is right in Arendelle. FINAL FADE OUT. THE END

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HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE Transcribed by Joydrop143 joydrop143@aol.com DUMBLEDORE I should've known you would have been here Professor McGonagall. MCGONAGALL Good evening Professor Dumbledore. Are the rumors true Albus? DUMBLEDORE I'm afraid so Professor. The good and the bad. MCGONAGALL And the boy? DUMBLEDORE Hagrid is bringing him. MCGONAGALL Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid w/ something as important as this? DUMBLEDORE Ah, Prof. I would trust Hagrid w/ my life HAGRID Professor. Dumbledore, sir. Professor McGonagall. DUMBLEDORE No problems I trust Hagrid? HAGRID No, sir. Little tyke fell asleep as we were flying over Bristol. Try not to wake him. There you go. MC Albus, do really think it's safe leaving him with these people? I've watched them all day. There're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are- - DUMBLEDORE The only family he has. MCGONAGALL This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name. DUMBLEDORE Exactly. He's far better off growing up away from all of that. Until he is ready. There, there Hagrid. It's not really goodbye after all. Good Luck, Harry Potter. - - - - AUNT PETUNIA Up. Get up! Now! DUDLEY Wake up cousin! We're going to the zoo! AUNT PETUNIA Here he comes the birthday boy! UNCLE VERNON happy birthday son. AUNT PETUNIA Why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything. HARRY Yes Aunt Petunia. AUNT PETUNIA I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley's special day! UNCLE VERNON Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy! HARRY yes Uncle Vernon. AUNT PETUNIA Aren't they wonderful darling? DUDLEY How many are there? VOLDEMORT 36, Counted them myself. DUDLEY 36?! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!! VOLDEMORT Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger than last year's! DUDLEY I don't care how big they are! AUNT PETUNIA Now, now, now, this is what we're going to do. Is that when we go out we're going to buy you 2 new presents. How's that pumpkin? AUNT PETUNIA It should be a lovely day at the zoo. I'm really looking forward to it. VOLDEMORT I'm warning you now boy. Any funny business, any at all and you won't have any meals for a week. Get in. DUDLEY Make it move. VOLDEMORT Move. DUDLEY MOVE! HARRY He's asleep. DUDLEY He's boring. HARRY Sorry about him he doesn't understand what it's like, lying there day after day watching people press their ugly faces in on you. Can you hear me? It's just I've never talked to a snake before. Do you... Do you talk to people often? You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it nice there? Did you miss your family? I see. That's me as well. I never knew my parents either. DUDLEY Mummy, Dad, come here you won't believe what this snake is doing! Woah! Woah! Ah! SNAKE Thanks. HARRY Any time. OTH Snake! Ahh! DUDLEY Mum! Mummy! Help me! PERCY My darling boy! How did you get in there! Who did this? How did you get in there? Is there a snake? - - - - PERCY It's all right sweetheart. We'll get you out of these terrible clothes. VOLDEMORT What happened? HARRY I swear, I don't know! One minute the glass was there then it was gone, it was like magic! VOLDEMORT There's no such thing as magic. VOLDEMORT Oh Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk. DUDLEY Dad! Look! Harry's got a letter! HARRY Hey give it back! It's mine! VOLDEMORT Yours? Who'd be writing to you? VOLDEMORT No more mail through this letterbox. AUNT PETUNIA Have a lovely day at the office, dear. VOLDEMORT Shoo! Go on! VOLDEMORT Fine day Sunday. In my opinion best day of the week. And why is that Dudley? HARRY Because there's no post on Sundays. VOLDEMORT Right you are Harry. No post on Sunday. Ha! No blasted letters today! No, sir! Not one single bloody letter! Not one! No sir, not one blasted, miserable- - DUDLEY Make it stop, please! VOLDEMORT Stop it! DUDLEY Mummy what's happening? VOLDEMORT Give me that! Give me that letter! HARRY Get off! They're my letters! Let go of me! VOLDEMORT That's it! We're going away, far away! Where they can't find us! DUDLEY Daddy's gone mad hasn't he? - - - - HARRY Make a wish, Harry. VOLDEMORT Who's there? HAGRID Sorry 'bout that. VOLDEMORT I demand that you leave at once. You are breaking and entering. HAGRID Dry up Dursley you great prune. Well, I haven't seen you since you was a baby Harry. But you're a bit more along then I would have expected; particularly around the middle. DUDLEY I'm not... I'm not Harry. HARRY I am. HAGRID Well of course you are! Got something for you. Afraid I might have sat on it at some point but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. Baked it myself, words and all. HARRY Thank you! HAGRID It's not everyday your young man turns 11 now it is? HARRY Excuse me, but who are you? HAGRID Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts. Of course you know all about Hogwarts HARRY Sorry, no. HAGRID No? Blimey Harry didn't you ever wonder didn't you ever wonder how your mum and dad learned it all? HARRY Learned what? HAGRID You're a wizard Harry. HARRY I'm a what? HAGRID A wizard. And a thumpin' good one I'd wager once you've trained up a bit. HARRY No, you've made a mistake. I mean I can't be a wizard... I mean I'm Harry, Just Harry. HAGRID Well, "Just Harry" did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain, when you were angry or scared? Um Hum. HARRY Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. VOLDEMORT He will not be going! We swore when we took him in that we would put a stop to all of this rubbish! HARRY You knew? We knew all along and you never told me? AUNT PETUNIA Of course we knew. How could you not be? My perfect being who she was. Oh I remember the day she got her letter. My parents were so proud. We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful? I was the only one who saw her for what she was... a freak. And then she met that Potter, and then she had you and I knew you would be the same just as strange just as abnormal. And then, if you please, she got herself blown up, and we got landed with you. HARRY Blown up?! You told me my parents died in a car crash! HAGRID A car crash? A car crash killed Lily and James Potter? PAT We had to say something! HAGRID It's an outrage. It's a scandal. VOLDEMORT He will not be going. HAGRID Oh and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself is gonna stop him. HARRY Muggle? HAGRID Non- magic folk. This boy's had his name down since he were born. He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world. And he'll be under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore... VOLDEMORT I will not pay to have some crack pot old fool teach him magic tricks! HAGRID Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me... I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speaking I'm not supposed to do magic. HARRY OK HAGRID We're a bit behind schedule. Best be off. Unless you'd rather stay, of course. - - - - HARRY All students must be equipped with a one standard size two pewter cauldron, and may bring, if they desire, either an owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find all this in London? HAGRID If you know where to go. TOM (BARTENDER) Ah, Hagrid the usual I presume. HAGRID No thanks Tom, I'm on official Hogwarts business. Just helping young Harry buy his school business. TOM Bless my soul, it's Harry Potter. OTHER Welcome back Mr. Potter welcome back. DORIS Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter. I can't believe I'm meeting you at last. QUIRRELL Harry P-p-potter. C-can't tell you how p-pleased I am to meet you. HAGRID hello, professor I didn't see you there. Harry Professor Quirrell will be your defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. HARRY Oh, nice to meet you, QUIRRELL A fearfully fascinating subject. N-not that you need it, eh, P-potter? HAGRID Yes, well must be going now. Lots to buy. HARRY Good bye. HAGRID See, Harry? You're famous. HARRY But why am I famous Hagrid? All those people back there how is it they know who I am? HAGRID I'm not exactly sure I'm the right person to tell you that, Harry. Welcome Harry, to Diagon Alley. That's where you get your quills and ink. Over there, all your bits and bobs for doing wizardry. OTH It's a world class racing broom. OTH Wow! Look at it the new Nimbus 2000! It's the fastest model yet! HARRY But Hagrid how am I to pay for all this? I haven't any money. HAGRID Well there's your money Harry! Gringotts, the wizard bank! Ain't no safer place, not one! 'Cept perhaps Hogwarts. HARRY Hagrid what exactly are these things? HAGRID They're goblins Harry. Clever as they come the goblins, but not the most friendly of beasts. Best stay close. Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal GOBLIN And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key? HAGRID Wait a minute. Got it here somewhere. Ha! There's the little devil. Oh, and there's something else as well. Professor Dumbledore gave me this. It's about You- Know- What in vault you know which. GOBLIN Very well. GRIPHOOK Vault 687. Lamp please. Key, please HAGRID Didn't think your mum and dad would leave you with nothing now did you? GRIPHOOK Vault 713. HARRY What's in there Hagrid? HAGRID Can't tell you Harry. Hogwarts business. Very secret. GRIPHOOK Stand back. HAGRID Best not to mention this to anyone Harry. HARRY I still need... a wand. HAGRID A wand? Well, you want Ollivander's. There ain't no place better. Why don't you run along and wait. I got one more thing to do. Won't be long. HARRY Hello? Hello? OLLI I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr. Potter. It seems only yesterday that you mother and father were in here buying their first wands. Here we are. Well give it a wave. Apparently not. Perhaps this. NO, no definitely not. No matter. I wonder... Curious... very curious HARRY Sorry but what's curious OLLI I remember every wand that I've sold Mr. Potter, every one. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather resides in your wand, gave another feather. Just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar. HARRY And who owned that wand? OLLI We do not speak his name. The wand chooses the wizard Mr. Potter. It is not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible, yes, but great. HAGRID Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday! HARRY Woah! HAGRID You all right Harry? You seem very quiet. HARRY He killed my parents didn't he? The one who gave me this. You know Hagrid. I know you do. HAGRID First and understand this Harry because it's very important. Not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago one of them went as bad as you can go. His name was V--. His name was V--. HARRY Well maybe if you wrote it down? HAGRID Naw I can't spell it. All right, Voldemort. HARRY Voldemort? HAGRID Shh. It was dark times Harry, dark times. Voldemort started to gather some followers. Brought them over to the Dark Side. Anyone who stood up to him ended up dead. Your parents fought against him. Nobody lived once he decided to kill them. Nobody, not one. Except you. HARRY Me? Voldemort tried to kill me? HAGRID Yes. That ain't no ordinary cut on your forehead Harry. A mark from that only comes from being touched by a curse, an evil curse at that. HARRY What happened to V--... To You-Know-Who? HAGRID Well some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out there still too tired to carry on. But one thing's absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night. That's why you're famous. That's why everybody knows your name. You're the boy who lived. HAGRID Well some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's out there still too tired to carry on. But one thing's absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night. That's why you're famous. That's why everybody knows your name. You're the boy who lived. - - - - HAGRID What are you looking at? Blimey is that time? Sorry Harry, but I'm gonna have to leave you. Dumbledore would be wanting his... Well, he'd be wanting to see me. Now, your train leaves in 10 minutes. Here's your ticket. Stick to it Harry, that's very important. Stick to you ticket. HARRY Platform 9 ¾? But, Hagrid, there must be a mistake. This says Platform 9 ¾. There's no such thing. Is there? OTH Sorry. HARRY Excuse me! Excuse me! OTH On your left. HARRY Excuse me sir. Can you tell me where I might find Platform 9 ¾? OTH 9 ¾? Think you're being funny do you? MRS. WEASLEY It's the same every year packed with Muggles of course. Come on! HARRY Muggles? MRS. WEASLEY Platform 9 ¾ this way! All right Percy you first. Fred you next. GEORGE WEASLEY He's not Fred I am! FRED WEASLEY Honestly, woman you call yourself our mother! MRS. WEASLEY I'm sorry George. FRED WEASLEY Only joking! I am Fred. HARRY Excuse me! Could you tell me how to... MRS. WEASLEY How to get on to the platform? Yes, not to worry dear, it's Ron's first time to Hogwarts as well. Now, all you have to do is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10. Best do it at a run if you're nervous. GINNY Good luck! - - RON WEASLEY Excuse me, do you mind? Every where else is full. HARRY Not at all. RON WEASLEY I'm Ron by the way! Ron Weasley. HARRY I'm Harry. Harry Potter. RON WEASLEY SO it's true! DO you really have the... the... HARRY The what? RON WEASLEY The scar? HARRY Oh! RON WEASLEY Wicked! OTH Anything off the trolley dears? RON WEASLEY No, thanks, I'm all set. HARRY We'll take the lot! RON WEASLEY Woah! HARRY Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans? RON WEASLEY They mean every flavor! There's chocolate, peppermint and also, spinach liver, and tripe. George sweared he got boogie flavored one once. HARRY These aren't real frogs are they? RON WEASLEY It's just a spell. But it's the cards you want. Each pack's got a famous witch or wizard. I got about 500 me self. Watch it! That's rotten luck. They've only got one good jump in them to begin with. HARRY I've got Dumbledore! RON WEASLEY I've got about 6 of him. HARRY Hey, he's gone! RON WEASLEY Well you can't expect him to hang around all day, can you? This is Scabbers by the way. Pathetic isn't he? HARRY Just a little bit. RON WEASLEY Fred gave me a spell to turn him yellow. Want to see? HARRY Yeah! RON WEASLEY Ahem... Sunshine... HERMIONE has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville's has one. RON WEASLEY No. HERMIONE Oh are you doing magic? Let's see then. RON WEASLEY Ahem. Sunshine Daisies Butter Mellow Turn this stupid fat rat yellow. HERMIONE Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good is it? Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself but they've all worked for me. For example: Oculus Reparo. That's better isn't it? Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger. And you are...? RON WEASLEY I'm Ron Weasley. HERMIONE Pleasure. You two better change into your robes. I expect we'll be arriving soon. You've dirt on your nose by the way. Just there. HAGRID Right then. First years this way, please! First years, don't be shy. Come on now, hurry up! Hello Harry! HARRY Hi Hagrid! RON WEASLEY Woah! HAGRID Right, then. This way to the boats. Come on now, follow me. RON WEASLEY Wicked! - - - - MCGONAGALL Welcome to Hogwarts. Now, in a few moments you will pass through these doors and join your classmates. But before you take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses. They are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Now while you're here your house will be like your family. Your triumphs will earn you points. Any rule breaking and you will loose points. At the end of the year, the houses with the most points is awarded the house cup. NEVILLE Trevor! Sorry. MCGONAGALL The Sorting Ceremony will begin momentarily. DRACO MALFOY It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. N & OTH Harry Potter? DRACO MALFOY This is Crabbe and Goyle. And I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Think my name's funny do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley. You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't want to making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there. HARRY I think I can tell the wrong sort for my self thanks. MCGONAGALL We're ready for you. Follow me. HERMIONE It's not real the ceiling. It's just bewitched to look like the night outside. I read about it in Hogwarts, A History. MCGONAGALL Will you wait along here please. Now before we begin, Professor Dumbledore would like to say a few words. DUMBLEDORE I have a few start-of-term notices I wish to announce. The first years please note, that the Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students. Also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to remind you that the third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to all who do not wish to die a most painful death. Thank you. MCGONAGALL When I call your name you will come forth, I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head, and you will be sorted into your houses. Hermione Granger! HERMIONE Oh, no. OK relax. RON WEASLEY Mental that one, I'm telling you. SHARRY Ah, right then. Hum... Right. Okay, Gryffindor! MCGONAGALL Draco Malfoy! SHARRY Slytherin! RON WEASLEY There's no witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin. MCGONAGALL Susan Bones! HARRY Ow! RON WEASLEY Harry what is it? HARRY Nothing. Nothing, I'm fine SHARRY ...where shall I put you? Let's see... I know! Hufflepuff! MCGONAGALL Ronald Weasley! SHARRY Ha! Another Weasley! I know just what to do with you... Gryffindor! MCGONAGALL Harry potter SHARRY Hmmm... Difficult, very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not a bad mind either. There's talent, oh yes, and a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you... HARRY Not Slytherin, not Slytherin! SHARRY Not Slytherin eh? Are you sure? You could be great you know. It's all herein your head. And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, there's no doubt about that. No? (Harry whispering: Please, Please anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin.) Well if you're sure, better be... Gryffindor! MCGONAGALL Your attention please. DUMBLEDORE Let the feast begin! HARRY Wow! SFRED WEASLEY I'm half and half. Me dad's a Muggle, mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out! HARRY Say Percy, who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell? PERCY Oh, Professor Snape, head of Slytherin house. HARRY What's he teach? PERCY Potions. But everyone knows it's the Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after Quirrell's job for years. RON WEASLEY Ah! SIR NEVILLE Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor. OTH It's the Bloody Baron! PERCY Hello, Sir Nicholas. Have a nice summer? SIR NEVILLE Dismal. Once again my request to join the Headless Hunt has been denied. RON WEASLEY I know you. You're Nearly Headless Nick. SIR NEVILLE I prefer Sir Nicholas if you don't mind. HERMIONE "Nearly" headless? How can you be "nearly" headless? SIR NEVILLE Like this. RON WEASLEY Ah! - - - - PERCY Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep up. Thank-you. OTH Ravenclaw follow me. This way. PERCY This is the most direct part to the dormitories. Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases, they like to change. Keep up please, and follow me. Quickly now, come on. Come on. OTH That picture's moving! OTH Look at that one. OTH I think she fancies you. OTH Look, look! OTH Who's that girl? WALL PICTURE Welcome to Hogwarts! THE FAT LADY Password? PERCY Caput Draconis. Follow me, everyone. Keep up. Quickly, come on! Gather around here. Welcome to the Gryffindor common room. Boys' dormitories is upstairs and down to your left. Girls the same on your right. You'll find all your belonging have already been brought up. - - - - RON WEASLEY Whew! We made it! Can you imagine the look on McGonagall's face if we were late? That was bloody brilliant! MCGONAGALL Thank-you for that assessment Mr. Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I transfigured Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way one of you might be on time. HARRY We got lost. MCGONAGALL Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats. SEVERUS SNAPE There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making. However, for those select few who possess the predisposition. I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I show you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. Then again maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention. Mr. Potter, our new celebrity. Tell me what would I get if I added root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? You don't know? Well let's try again. Where Mr. Potter would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar? HARRY I don't know, sir. SEVERUS SNAPE And what is the difference between monkswood and wolfsbane? HARRY I don't know sir. SEVERUS SNAPE Pity. Clearly fame isn't everything. Is it Mr. Potter? SFRED WEASLEY Eye of rabbit, harp sting hum, turn this water into rum... Eye of rabbit harp sting hum, turn this water into rum. HARRY What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water? RON WEASLEY Turn it to rum. Actually he managed to make weak tea yesterday, before--- Ah, mail's here. HARRY Can I burrow this? Thanks. OTH Hey look! Neville's got a Remembrall. HERMIONE I've read about those. When the smoke turns red it means you've forgotten something. NEVILLE The only problem is I can't remember what I have forgotten. HARRY Hey Ron, somebody broke into Gringotts. Listen: "Believed to be the work of Dark wizards or witches unknown, Gringotts goblins were acknowledging the breach insist nothing was taken. The vault in question number 713 had been emptied earlier that very same day." That's odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went to. - - - - MHARRY Good afternoon, class. OTHS Good afternoon Madame Hooch. MHARRY Good afternoon Amanda, good afternoon. Welcome to your first flying lesson. Well what are you waiting for? Everyone step up to the left side of their broomstick. Come on now, hurry up. Stick your right hand over the broom and say up. H & OTHS Up! Up! HARRY Woah! DRACO MALFOY Up. RON WEASLEY Up. Up! MHARRY With feeling! HERMIONE Up. Up! Up. Up! RON WEASLEY UP! Ow! Shut up Harry. MHARRY Now once you've got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it. Grip it tight. You don't wanna be sliding off the end. When I blow my whistle, I want each of you to kick off from the ground, hard. Keep your broom steady, hover for a moment, then lean forward slightly and touch back down. On my whistle. Three, two... Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Mr. Mr. Longbottom! OTHS Down! Down! HARRY Neville! NEVILLE Help! Help! MHARRY Come back down this instant! Mr. Longbottom! Everyone out of the way! HERMIONE Is he alright? NEVILLE Ow! MHARRY Oh oh oh. Oh dear, it's a broken wrist. Poor boy. Come on now, up you get. Everyone is to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing. Understand? If I see a single broom in the air the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch". DRACO MALFOY Did you see his face? If the fat lump had given this a squeeze he would remember to fall on his fat arse. HARRY Give it here Malfoy. DRACO MALFOY No, I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find. How about on the roof? What's the matter Potter? Bit beyond you reach? HERMIONE Harry! No way! You heard what Madame Hooch said. Besides you don't even know how to fly! What an idiot! HARRY Give it here Malfoy or I'll knock you off your broom! DRACO MALFOY Is that so? Have it your way, then! OTH Yeah! OTH Nice going, Harry! OTH That was wicked Harry! MCGONAGALL Harry Potter! Follow me. You wait here. QUIRRELL ... this is an ingredient... MCGONAGALL Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse me could I borrow Wood for a moment, please? QUIRRELL Well, yes of course. MCGONAGALL Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood I have found you a Seeker. - - - - SIR NEVILLE Have you heard Harry Potter's the new Gryffindor Seeker. I always knew he'd do well. RON WEASLEY Seeker? But first years never make the house teams. You must be the youngest Quidditch player in... HARRY A century. According to McGonagall. FRED WEASLEY Well dome Harry! Wood's just told us! RON WEASLEY Fred and George are on the team too. Beaters. GEORGE WEASLEY Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloody up too bad. Can't make any promises of course. Rough game Quidditch. FRED WEASLEY Brutal! But, nobody's died in years. Someone vanishes occasionally. GEORGE WEASLEY But they'll turn up in a month or two! RON WEASLEY Oh go on Harry! Quidditch is great. Best game there is, and you'll be great too! HARRY But I've never even played Quidditch! What if I make a fool of myself? HERMIONE You won't make a fool of yourself. It's in your blood. RON WEASLEY Woah! Harry, you never told me your father was a seeker too! HARRY I didn't know. - - - - RON WEASLEY I'm telling you, it's spooky! She knows move about you than you do! HARRY Who doesn't? What's happening? HERMIONE The staircases change remember? HARRY Let's go this way. RON WEASLEY Before the staircase moves again. Does anybody feel like we shouldn't be here? HERMIONE We're not supposed to be here. This is the third floor. It's forbidden! HARRY Let's go. HERMIONE Flich's cat! HARRY Run! Quick, let's hide through that door! It's locked! RON WEASLEY that's it we're done for! HERMIONE Oh! Move over! Alohomora! Get in! RON WEASLEY Alohomora? HERMIONE Standard Book Of Spells- Chapter 7! FILCH Any one here my sweet? Come on. HERMIONE He thinks this door is locked. RON WEASLEY He thinks this door is locked. HERMIONE It was locked. HARRY And for good reason. H, R, & HERMIONE AH! RON WEASLEY What do they think they're doing? Keeping a thing like that locked up in a school? HERMIONE You don't use your eyes do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on? RON WEASLEY I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or maybe you didn't notice... the three! HERMIONE It was standing on a trap door. It wasn't there by accident. It's guarding something. HARRY Guarding something? HERMIONE That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get killed or worse... expelled. RON WEASLEY She needs to sort out her priorities. - - - - OLIVER WOOD Quidditch is easy enough to understand. Each team has 7 players. Three Chasers, two Beaters, one Keeper and a Seeker, that's you. There are three kinds of balls. This one's called the Quaffle. The Chasers handle the Quaffle and try to put it through one of those three hoops. The Keeper, that's me, defends the hoops. With me so far? HARRY I think so. What are those? OLIVER WOOD You better take this. Careful now, it's coming back. Not bad Potter, you'd make a fair Beater. Uh-oh. HARRY What was that? OLIVER WOOD Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. But you are a Seeker. The only thing I want you to worry about is this, the Golden Snitch. HARRY I like this ball. OLIVER WOOD Eh, you like it now. But it's wicked fast and damn near impossible to see. HARRY What do I do with it? OLIVER WOOD You catch it. Before the other team's Seeker. You catch this the game's over. You catch this, Potter, and we win. HARRY Woah! - - - - PROFESSOR FLITWICK One of a wizard's most rudimental skill is levitation or the ability to make objects fly. Do you all have your feathers? Good. Now don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practicing. Hum! The "Swish and Flick". Everyone, the "Swish and Flick". Good! Oh and annunciate! Wingardium Leviosa. Off you go then! OTHS Wingardium Leviosa; Wingardium Leviosa! RON WEASLEY Wingardium Leviosa! HERMIONE No, stop stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not Leviosar. RON WEASLEY You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on! HERMIONE Wingardium Leviosa. PROFESSOR FLITWICK Oh oh! Well done! See here everyone, Miss Granger's done it! Ho ho! Splendid! SFRED WEASLEY Wingard-Leviosa; Wingard-- Leviosa PROFESSOR FLITWICK Well done dear. OH! HARRY I think we're going to need another feather over here professor. RON WEASLEY "It's Levi-o-sa not Leviosar." She's a nightmare honestly! It's no wonder she hasn't got any friends! HARRY I think she heard you. HARRY Where's Hermione? NEVILLE Parvati Patil said she's wouldn't come out of the girl's bathroom. She said she's been there all afternoon, crying. QUIRRELL Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! Though you ought to know. OTHS Ah! DUMBLEDORE SILENCE! Everyone will please not panic! Now prefects please escort your house to the dormitories. Teachers will follow me to the dungeons. PERCY Gryffindors, keep up, please, and stay alert! HARRY How could a troll get in? RON WEASLEY Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes. What? HARRY Hermione! She doesn't know! RON WEASLEY I think the troll's left the dungeon! HARRY It's going into the girl's bathroom. Hermione move! HERMIONE Help! Help! RON WEASLEY Hey, pea brain! HERMIONE Ah! Help! HARRY Woah! RON WEASLEY Ugh! HARRY Do something! RON WEASLEY What? HARRY Anything! Hurry up! HERMIONE "Swish & Flick!" RON WEASLEY Wingardium Leviosa! Cool. HERMIONE Is it dead? HARRY No just knocked out. HARRY Ugh. RON WEASLEY Troll boogies. MCGONAGALL Oh my goodness! Explain yourselves both of you! H & RON WEASLEY Well what it is- HERMIONE It's my fault Professor Mc Gonagall MCGONAGALL Miss. Granger? HERMIONE I went looking for the troll I've read about them and I though I could handle it. But I was wrong. If Harry and Ron hadn’t come and found me... I’d probably be dead. MCGONAGALL Be that as it may, it was an extremely foolish thing to do. I would have expected more rational behavior on your part and am very disappointed in you Miss. Granger. Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgement. As for you two gentle I just hope you realize how fortunate you are. Not many first year students could take on a fully grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale. Five points will be awarded to each of you, for sheer dumb luck. QUIRRELL Perhaps you ought to go. It might wake up. - - - - RON WEASLEY Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on. HERMIONE Ron's right Harry, you're going to need your strength today. HARRY I'm not hungry. SEVERUS SNAPE Good luck today, Potter. Then again, now that you've proven yourself against a troll, a little game of Quidditch should be easy work for you. Even if it is against Slytherin. HARRY That explains the blood. HERMIONE Blood? HARRY Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape let the troll in as diversion so he could get past that three headed dog. But, he got bit, that's why he's limping. HERMIONE But why would anyone go near that dog? HARRY The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took something out of one of the vaults. Said it was Hogwarts business, very secret. HERMIONE So you're saying- - HARRY That's what the dog's guarding. That's what Snape wants. HERMIONE A bit early for mail isn't it? HARRY But, I never get mail. RON WEASLEY Let's open it. HARRY It's a broomstick. RON WEASLEY It's not just a broomstick, Harry. It's a Nimbus 2000! HARRY But who--? OLIVER WOOD Scared, Harry? HARRY A little. OLIVER WOOD It's alright. I felt the same way before my first game. HARRY What happened? OLIVER WOOD I.. uh...I don't really remember... Took a Bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke in the hospital a week later. LJ Hello! Welcome to Hogwart's first Quidditch game of the season! Today's game: Slytherin vs. Gryffindor! The player take their positions as Madam Hooch steps onto the field to begin the game! MHARRY Now, I want a nice clean game... from all of you. LJ The Bludgers are up. Followed by the Golden Snitch. Remember the Snitch is worth 150 points. The Seeker who catches the Snitch ends the game. The Quaffle is released and the game begins! Anjelina Johnson scores! Ten points for Gryffindor! HAGRID Well done! LJ Slytherin takes the Quaffle. Bletchley passes to Captain Marcus Flint. Another ten points to Gryffindor! MFRED WEASLEY Give me that! Take that side! HAGRID What's going on with Harry's broomstick? HERMIONE It's Snape! He's jinxing the broom! RON WEASLEY Jinxing the broom?! What do we do? HERMIONE Leave it to me! RON WEASLEY Come on Hermione! HERMIONE Lacarnum Inflamarae. OTH Fire! You're on fire! HAGRID Go, go, go, go! Looks like he's gonna be sick! LJ He's got the Snitch! Harry Potter receives 150 points for catching the Snitch! MHARRY Gryffindor wins! HAGRID Yes! OTHS Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! Harry Potter Gyffindor! - - - - HAGRID Nonsense! Why would Snape put a curse on Harry's broom? HARRY Who knows? Why was he trying to get past that three-headed dog on Halloween? HAGRID Who told you about Fluffy? RON WEASLEY Fluffy? HERMIONE That thing has a name? HAGRID Well, of course, he's got a name! He's mine! I brought him off an Irish feller I met down at the pub last year. Then I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the--- HARRY Yes? HAGRID I shouldn't have said that. No more questions! Don't ask anymore question! That's top- secret that is. HARRY But Hagrid, whatever Fluffy's guarding Snape's trying to steal it! HAGRID Codswallop! Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher! HERMIONE Hogwarts teacher or not I know a spell when I see one! I've read all about them. You've got to keep eye contact and Snape wasn't blinking! HARRY Exactly. HAGRID Now listen to me, all three of you, you're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous! What that dog is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel. HARRY Nicholas Flamel? HAGRID I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that. HARRY Nicholas Flamel. Who's Nicholas Flamel? HERMIONE I don't know. HOGWART GHOSTS Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Ring the Hogwart bell. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Cast a Christmas spell. HARRY Knight to E-5. RON WEASLEY Queen to E-5. HERMIONE That's totally barbaric! RON WEASLEY That's wizard's chess. I see you've packed. HERMIONE See you haven't. RON WEASLEY Change of plans. My parents have decided to go to Romania to visit my brother Charlie. He's studying dragons there. HERMIONE Good. You can help Harry then. He's going to look in the library for information on Nicholas Flamel. RON WEASLEY We've looked a hundred times! HERMIONE Not in the Restricted Section. Happy Christmas. RON WEASLEY I think we've had a bad influence on her. - - - - RON WEASLEY Harry wake up! Come on Harry! Wake up! Happy Christmas Harry! HARRY Happy Christmas Ron! What are you wearing? RON WEASLEY Oh, my mum made it. Looks like you've got one too. HARRY I've got presents? RON WEASLEY Yeah! There they are. HARRY "Your father left this in my possession before he died. It is time it was returned to you. Use it well."? RON WEASLEY What is it? HARRY Some kind of cloak. RON WEASLEY Well let's see then! Put it on! Woah! HARRY My body is gone! RON WEASLEY I know what that is! That's an Invisibility Cloak! HARRY I'm invisible? RON WEASLEY They're really rare. I wonder who gave it to you. HARRY There was no name. It just said, "Use it well." HARRY Famous Fire Eaters. Fifteenth Century Fiends. Flamel. Nicholas Flamel. Where are you? FILCH I know you're in there. You can't hide. Who is it? Show yourself! QUIRRELL Severus I-I-I SEVERUS SNAPE You don't want me as your enemy Quirrell. QUIRRELL I don't know what you mean. SEVERUS SNAPE You know perfectly well what I mean. We'll have another little chat soon. When you've had time to decide where your loyalties lie. FILCH Professors. I found this in the Restricted Section. It's still hot. That means there's a student out of bed. HARRY Mum, Dad? Ron! You've really gotta see this! Ron! You've gotta see this! Ron! Come on, get out of bed! RON WEASLEY Why? HARRY There's something you've got to see! Now, come on! Come on! Come! Come look! It's my parents! RON WEASLEY I only see us. HARRY Look in properly. Go on, stand there. There. You see them don't you? That's--- RON WEASLEY That's me! Only, I'm Head Boy. And I'm holding the Quidditch Cup. And bloody hell! I'm Quidditch captain too! I look good! Harry, do you think this mirror shows the future? HARRY How can it? Both my parents are dead. DUMBLEDORE Back again Harry? I see that you, like many others before you have discovered the delights of the Mirror of Erised. I trust now, you realize what it what it does. Let me give you a clue. The happiest man on earth would look in the mirror and only see himself exactly as he is. HARRY So then, it shows us what we want... Whatever we want? DUMBLEDORE Yes, and no. It shows us nothing more or less then the deepest and most desperate desires of our hearts. Now you Harry, who have never known your family you see them standing beside you. But remember this, Harry. This mirror gives us neither knowledge or truth. Men have wasted away in front of it. Even gone mad. That is why tomorrow it will be moved to a new home. And I must ask you not to go looking for it again. It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live. - - - - HERMIONE I had you looking in the wrong section! How could I be so stupid? I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading! RON WEASLEY This is light? HERMIONE Of course! Here it is! "Nicholas Flamel is the only known maker of the Sorcerer's Stone H&RON WEASLEY The what? HERMIONE Honestly don't you two read? "The Sorcerer's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers. It will transform any metal into pure gold and produce the Elixir of Life which will make the drinker immortal." RON WEASLEY Immortal! HERMIONE It means you'll never die. RON WEASLEY I know what it means! HERMIONE The only stone currently in existence belongs to Mr. Nicholas Flamel, the noted alchemist who last year celebrated his 665th birthday." That's what Fluffy's guarding on the third floor. That's what's under the trap door. The Sorcerer's Stone. HARRY Hagrid! HAGRID Oh, hello. I don't wish to be rude, but I'm in no fit state to entertain today. H&R&HERMIONE We know about the Sorcerer's Stone! g; Oh. HARRY We think Snape's trying to steal it. HAGRID Snape? Blimey, you're still on about him, are you? HARRY Hagrid! We know he's after the Stone we just don't know why! HAGRID Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone! He's not about to steal it. HARRY What? HAGRID You heard. Right, now, come on, I'm a bit preoccupied today. HARRY Wait a minute! "One of the teachers"? HERMIONE Of course! There are other things defending the Stone, aren't there? Spells, enchantments? HAGRID Right. Waste of bloody time if you ask me. Ain't no one gonna get past Fluffy. Ain't a soul knows how, except me and Dumbledore. I shouldn't have told you that. I should not have told you that. HARRY Hagrid, what exactly is that? HAGRID Oh, That? It's a...it's um... RON WEASLEY I know what that is! But Hagrid how did you get one? HAGRID I won it! Off a stranger I met at the pub. Seemed quite glad to be rid of it, as a matter of fact. HERMIONE Is that...a dragon? RON WEASLEY That's not just a dragon! That's a Norwegian Ridgeback! My brother Charlie works with these in Romania. HAGRID Isn't he beautiful? Oh bless him look, he knows his mummy! Hello Norbert! HARRY Norbert? HAGRID Well he's gotta have a name don't he? Don't you Norbert? Te de de de de! Oh! Woah! He'll have to be trained up a bit of course. Who's that? HARRY Malfoy. HAGRID Oh, dear. HARRY Hagrid always wanted a dragon. He told me so the first time I ever met him. RON WEASLEY It's crazy! And worse Malfoy knows. HERMIONE I don't understand. Is that bad? RON WEASLEY It's bad. MCGONAGALL Good evening. Nothing I repeat nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night. Therefore as punishment for your actions, 50 points will be taken. HARRY 50! MCGONAGALL Each. And to ensure that it doesn't happen again all four of you will receive detention. DRACO MALFOY Excuse me professor. Perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said the four of us. MCGONAGALL No you heard me correctly Mr. Malfoy. You see, honorable as your intentions were you too were out of bed after hours. You will join you classmates in detention. FILCH A pity they let the old punishments die. Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I'll miss the screaming. You'll be serving detention with Hagrid tonight. He's got a little job to do inside the Dark Forest. A sorry lot, this, Hagrid. Oh good God you're not still on about that bloody dragon now are you? HAGRID Norbert's gone. Dumbledore sent him off to Romania to live in a colony. HERMIONE Well, that's good isn't it? He'll be with his own kind. HAGRID Yeah, but what if he don't like Romania? What if the other dragons are mean to him? He's only a baby after all. FILCH Oh, for God's sake pull yourself together man. You're going into the Forest after all. Got to have your wits about you. DRACO MALFOY The Forest? I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there. Students aren't allowed. And there are... werewolves! FILCH Ah, there's more that werewolves in those trees, lad. You can be sure of that. Nighty- night. HAGRID Right, let's go. HARRY Hagrid, what is that? HAGRID What we're here for. See that? That's unicorn blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago. Now, this one's been hurt bad by something. So, it's our job to go and find the poor beast. Ron, Hermione, you'll come with me. RON WEASLEY Okay... HAGRID And Harry, you'll go with Malfoy. DRACO MALFOY Okay, then I get Fang! HAGRID Fine. Just so you know he's bloody coward. DRACO MALFOY Wait till my father hears about this! This is servant stuff. HARRY If I didn't know better Draco, I'd say you were scared. DRACO MALFOY Scared Potter. Did you hear that? HARRY Come on Fang! DRACO MALFOY Scared! HARRY What is it Fang? DRACO MALFOY AH! FIRENZE Harry Potter, you must leave. You are known to many creatures here. The Forest is not safe at this time. Especially for you. HARRY But what was that thing you saved me from? FIRENZE A monstrous creature. It is a terrible crime to slay a unicorn. Drinking the blood of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death. But at a terrible price. For you have slain something so pure that the moment the blood touches your lips you have a half-life, a cursed life. HARRY But who would choose such a life? FIRENZE Can you think of no one? HARRY You mean to say that thing that killed the unicorn, that was drinking its blood, that was Voldemort? FIRENZE Do you know what is hidden in the school at this very moment, Mr. Potter? HARRY The Sorcerer's Stone! HERMIONE Harry! HAGRID Hello there Firenze. See you've met our young Mr. Potter. All right there Harry? FIRENZE Harry Potter, this is where I leave you. You are safe now. Good luck. HERMIONE You mean, that You- Know- Who is out there right now in the Forest? HARRY But he's weak. He's living off of unicorns. Don't you see? We had it wrong! Snape doesn't want the Stone for himself. He wants the Stone for Voldemort. With the Elixir of Life, Voldemort will become strong again. He, he'll come back. RON WEASLEY But if he comes back, you don't think he'll try to kill you, do you? HARRY I think if he had his chance he would have tried to kill me tonight. RON WEASLEY And to think, I've been worrying about my Potions final. HERMIONE Hang on a minute. We're forgetting one thing. Who's the one wizard Voldemort is always feared? Dumbledore. As long as Dumbledore's around, Harry, you're safe. As long as Dumbledore's around you can't be touched. - - - - HERMIONE I'd heard Hogwarts' final exams were frightful, but I found they're rather enjoyable RON WEASLEY Speak for yourself. All right there Harry? HARRY My scar. It keeps burning. HERMIONE It's happened before. HARRY Not like this. RON WEASLEY Perhaps you should see the nurse. HARRY I think it's a warning. It means danger's coming. Ah. Oh, Of Course. HERMIONE What is it? HARRY Don't you think it's a bit odd that what Hagrid want more than anything is a dragon and a stranger turns up and just happens to have one? I mean, how many people wander around with dragon eggs in their pockets? Why didn't I see it before? Hagrid, who gave you that dragon egg? What did he look like? HAGRID I dunno. I never saw his face. He kept his hood up. HARRY This stranger though, you and he must have talked. HAGRID Well, he wanted to know what sort of creatures I looked after. And I told him, after Fluffy a dragon's gonna be no problem. HARRY Did he seem interested in Fluffy? HAGRID Well of course he was interested in Fluffy! How often do you come across three headed dogs do you come across even if you're in the trade? But I told him, I said, I said, "The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him." Take Fluffy for example, just play him a bit of music and he falls straight asleep. I shouldn't have told you that. Where are you going? Where are you---? HARRY We have to see professor Dumbledore immediately! HARRY We have to see Professor Dumbledore immediately! MCGONAGALL I’m afraid Professor Dumbledore’s not here. He received an urgent owl from the Ministry of Magic and left immediately for London. HARRY He’s gone! But this is important! This is about the Sorcerer’s Stone! MCGONAGALL How did you know ---? HARRY Someone’s going to try to steal it! MCGONAGALL I don’t know how you three found out about the Stone but I assure you it is perfectly well protected. Now would you go back to your dormitories quietly. HARRY That was no stranger Hagrid met. It was Snape. Which means that he knows how to get past Fluffy. HERMIONE And with Dumbledore gone--- SEVERUS SNAPE Good afternoon. Now, what would three young Gryffindors, such as yourselves be doing inside on a day like this? HERMIONE We were... we were just--- SEVERUS SNAPE You’d ought to be careful. People willht think you’re up to something. HERMIONE Now what are we do? HARRY We go down the trap door, tonight. HARRY Trevor. RON WEASLEY Trevor, sh, go you shouldn’t be here! NEVILLE Neither should you. You’re sneaking out again aren’t you? HARRY Now Neville listen. We were... we were--- NEVILLE No I won’t let you! You’ll get Gryffindor into trouble again! I’ll, I’ll fight you! HERMIONE Neville, I’m really really sorry about this. Petrificus totalus! RON WEASLEY You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scary. HARRY Let’s go. HARRY Sorry. HERMIONE Sorry. RON WEASLEY It’s for your own good you know. HERMIONE Ow! You stood on my foot! Sorry. HERMIONE Alohomora. HARRY Wait a minute. He’s snoring. Snape’s already been here. He’s put a spell on the harp. RON WEASLEY Ugh! It’s got horrible breath. HARRY We have to move its paw. RON WEASLEY What? HARRY Come on! Okay, push! I’ll go first. Don’t follow me until I give you a sign. If something bad happens get yourselves out! Does it seem a bit quiet to you? HERMIONE The harp, it stopped playing. RON WEASLEY Ugh! Yuck! Ugh! HARRY Jump! RON WEASLEY Woah! Lucky this plant thing’s here really! Woah! HERMIONE Stop moving, both of you! This is Devil’s Snare. You have to relax! If you don’t it’ll only kill you faster! RON WEASLEY Kill us faster? Oh now I can relax! R&HARRY Hermione! RON WEASLEY Oh now what are we going to do? HERMIONE Just relax! HARRY Hermione where are you? HERMIONE Do what I say! Trust me! RON WEASLEY Ah! Harry! Harry! HERMIONE Are you okay? HARRY Yeah, yeah I’m fine. (Ron Weasley: Help!) HERMIONE He’s not relaxing is he? (Ron Weasley: Help!) HARRY Apparently not. (Ron Weasley: Help me!) HERMIONE We’ve got to do something! (Ron Weasley: Help!) HARRY What? (Ron Weasley: Help!) HERMIONE I remember reading something in Herbology. (Ron Weasley: Help!) “Devil’s Snare Devil’s Snare it’s deadly fun; but will sulk in the sun.” That’s it! Devil’s Snare hates sunlight! Lumus Solem! HARRY Ron, are you okay? RON WEASLEY Yeah. Lucky we didn’t panic! Lucky Hermione pays attention in Herbology. HERMIONE What is that? HARRY I don’t know Sounds like wings. HERMIONE Curious, I’ve never seen birds like these. HARRY They’re not birds they’re keys. And I’ll bet one of then fits that door. HERMIONE What’s this all about? HARRY I don’t know. Strange. RON WEASLEY Alohomora! Well, it was worth a try. HERMIONE What are we going to do? There must be a thousand keys up there! RON WEASLEY We’re looking for a big old fashioned one. Probably rusty like the handle. HARRY There! I see it! The one with the broken wing! HERMIONE What’s wrong Harry? HARRY It is too simple. RON WEASLEY Oh, go on Harry! If Snape can catch it on that old broomstick, you can! You’re the youngest Seeker in a century! This complicates things a bit! HARRY Catch the key! RON WEASLEY Hurry up! HERMIONE I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. HARRY Where are we? A graveyard? RON WEASLEY This is no graveyard, it’s a chessboard. HARRY There’s the door! HERMIONE Now what do we do? RON WEASLEY Its obvious isn’t it? We’ve got to play our way across the room. All right, Harry, you take the empty bishop’s square. Hermione you’ll be the queen-side castle. As for me, I’ll be a knight. HERMIONE What happens now? RON WEASLEY Well, white moves first, and then we play. HERMIONE Ron you don’t suppose this’ll be like real wizard’s chess do you? RON WEASLEY You there D-5. Yes Hermione I think this is gonna be exactly like wizard’s chess. Castle to E-4! Pawn to C-3! HARRY Wait a minute. RON WEASLEY You understand right Harry. Once I make my move the queen will take me. Then you’re free to check the king. HARRY No. Ron no! HERMIONE What is it? HARRY He is going to sacrifice himself! HERMIONE No you can’t! There must be another way! RON WEASLEY Do you wanna stop Snape from getting that Stone or not? Harry, it’s you that has to go on. I know it! Not me! Not Hermione! You! Knight to H-3. Check. Ah! HARRY Ron! No don’t move! Don’t forget we’re still playing! Checkmate! Take care of Ron then go to the owlery. Send a message to Dumbledore. Ron’s right. I have to go on. HERMIONE You’ll be okay Harry. You’re a great wizard. You really are. HARRY Not as good as you. HERMIONE Me? Books, cleverness. There are more important things. Friendship and bravery. And Harry, just be careful. HARRY You? No it can’t be; Snape he was he was the one--- QUIRRELL Yes he does seem the type doesn’t he? Next to him who would suspect p-p-poor st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell? HARRY But that day, during the Quidditch match, Snape tried to kill me. QUIRRELL Oh no dear boy, I tried to kill you! And trust me if Snape’s cloak hadn’t caught on fire and broken my eye contact I would have succeeded. Even with Snape muttering his little counter-curse. HARRY Snape was trying to save me? QUIRRELL I knew you were a danger to me right from the off. Especially after Halloween. HARRY Then then you let the troll in! QUIRRELL Very good Potter yes. Snape unfortunately wasn’t fooled, when every one else was running about the dungeon Snape went to the third floor to head me of. He of course never trusted me again. He rarely left me alone. But he doesn’t understand, I’m never alone. Never. Now does this mirror do? I see what I desire. I see myself holding the Stone. But how do I get it? VOLDEMORT Use the boy. QUIRRELL Come here Potter! Now! Tell me what do you see? What is it what do you see? HARRY I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore. I’ve won the House Cup. VOLDEMORT He lies. QUIRRELL Tell the truth! What do you see? VOLDEMORT Let me speak to him. QUIRRELL Master you are not strong enough. VOLDEMORT have strength enough for this. Harry Potter, we meet again. HARRY Voldemort? VOLDEMORT Yes, you see what I have become? See what I must do to survive? Live off another. A mere parasite. Unicorn blood can sustain me but it cannot give me a body of my own. But there is something that can. Something that conveniently enough lies in your pocket. Stop him! Don’t be a fool! Why suffer a horrific death when you can join with me and live? HARRY Never! VOLDEMORT Bravery, your parents had it too. Tell me Harry would you like to see your mother and father again? Together we can bring them back. All I ask is for something in return. That’s it Harry. There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it. Together we'll do extraordinary things. Just give me the Stone! HARRY You liar! VOLDEMORT Kill him! QUIRRELL What is this magic? VOLDEMORT Fool get the Stone! DUMBLEDORE Good afternoon Harry. Tokens from your admirers. HARRY Admirers? DUMBLEDORE What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So naturally the whole school knows. Ah, I see that your friend Ronald has saved you the trouble of opening your Chocolate Frogs. HARRY Ron was here? Is he alright? What about Hermione? DUMBLEDORE Fine. They're both just fine. HARRY Bu, what happened to the Stone? DUMBLEDORE Relax dear boy. The Stone has been destroyed. My friend Nicholas and I have had a little chat and agreed it was best all around. HARRY But then Flamel, he'll die won't he? DUMBLEDORE He has enough Elixir of Life to set his affairs in order. But yes, he will die. HARRY How is it I got the Stone sir? One minute I was there staring in the mirror and then the next--- DUMBLEDORE Ah, you see only a person who wanted to find the Stone, find it, but not use it would be able to get it. That is one of my more brilliant ideas. And between you and me that is saying something. HARRY Does that mean with the Stone gone that is, that Voldemort can never come back? DUMBLEDORE Ah, I'm afraid there are ways in which he can return. Harry do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you touch him? It was because of your mother. She sacrificed herself for you. And that kind of act leaves a mark. No, no this kind of mark cannot be seen. It lives in your very skin. HARRY What is it? DUMBLEDORE Love Harry. Love. Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavor one. Since then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them. But I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. Alas! Earwax! HARRY Alright there Ron? RON WEASLEY Alright. You? HARRY Alright. Hermione? HERMIONE Never better. DUMBLEDORE Another year gone. And now as I understand it, the House Cup needs awarding. And the points stand as thus: In fourth place, Gryffindor with 312 points. Third place, Hufflepuff with 352 points. In second place Ravenclaw with 426 points. And in first place, with 472 points, Slytherin House. DRACO MALFOY Nice one mate. DUMBLEDORE Yes, yes. Well-done Slytherin. Well-done Slytherin. However recent events must be taken into account. And I have a few last-minute points to award. To Miss. Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect when others were in grave peril. 50 points. Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best-played game of chess Hogwarts has seen these many years. 50 points. And third, to Mr. Harry Potter, for pure nerve and outstanding courage. I award Gryffindor House 60 points. HERMIONE We're tied with Slytherin! DUMBLEDORE And finally, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies. But a great deal more to stand up to your friends. I award 10 points to Neville Longbottom. Assuming my calculations are correct I believe that a change of decoration is in order. Gryffindor wins the House Cup! HAGRID Yes! - - - - HAGRID Come on now. Hurry up, you'll be late! Train's leaving. Go on. Come on, hurry up. HERMIONE Come on Harry. HARRY One minute. HAGRID Thought you were leaving without saying good-bye did you? This is for you. HARRY Thanks Hagrid. HAGRID Oh. Go on. On with you. On with you now. On with you. Oh, listen, Harry. If that dolt of a cousin of yours Dudley gives you any grief you can always um... threaten him, with a nice pair of ears to go with that tail of his. HARRY But Hagrid, we're not allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts. You know that. HAGRID I know that. But your cousin don't do he? HERMIONE Feels strange to be going home doesn't it? HARRY I'm not going home. Not really. THE END

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-12-02 22:12:29 UTC

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its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-02 22:14:53 UTC

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itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-02 22:33:24 UTC

Anyone here

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-04 21:30:09 UTC

🥺

I added jackie teeheee

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-05 16:12:08 UTC

GOOD MORNING BENCHES

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-05 16:17:16 UTC

WAIT IS THAT VIOLET OBSORB'S BROTHER

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-05 16:21:54 UTC

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-05 16:22:56 UTC

mrs. kim hr >>>>.

IM BOREDDDDDDDDDddd

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-05 16:27:54 UTC

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-05 16:31:52 UTC

Now im bored

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-05 16:38:06 UTC

get online idiots

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-05 19:04:07 UTC

we made this for p.3 eng

p.3 eng including emma :kiss: mwah

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-05 22:58:45 UTC

jp just came by and touched malayas computer bro

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2022-12-05 23:00:29 UTC

im gonna...

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2022-12-05 23:03:21 UTC

finish the sentence

yeah malaya start working

tl_hhs — 2022-12-05 23:03:50 UTC

narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-05 23:04:21 UTC

hi

tl_hhs — 2022-12-05 23:05:53 UTC

yall agree never to let hayden or cristian know abt our padlets

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-05 23:06:10 UTC

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-05 23:08:24 UTC

hayden or cristian will get us in trouble. get sent to the dean becuse they will use the padlet all the time for shitty things lol :/

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-12-05 23:09:42 UTC

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-05 23:10:01 UTC

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-12-05 23:10:17 UTC

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-05 23:11:46 UTC

hoe gm

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-06 16:10:36 UTC

shits

jackiebabinez — 2022-12-06 16:13:03 UTC

Nyx gonna slay just like me

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-06 16:25:32 UTC

Swag

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-06 16:26:19 UTC

wait where do you find the doc for it

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-06 16:29:47 UTC

like the one made for us

pain

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-06 16:33:17 UTC

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-06 16:34:55 UTC

Wait that convo got long

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-06 16:41:43 UTC

FANIC IDEAS PLS!!!!!!!

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-12-06 20:28:36 UTC

i vote for jp + brooklyn

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2022-12-06 21:21:58 UTC

#introducing.....theworldsmostannoyingcouple!!

do you like my cursed bart simpson???? :0

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2022-12-06 21:26:18 UTC

ms hertler got mad

tl_hhs — 2022-12-06 21:26:55 UTC

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-06 23:30:01 UTC

I love you guys!!!!🤪🤩💖🥺😍😘

mornin hoes

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-07 16:10:10 UTC

Am I alone🥺

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-07 16:17:27 UTC

bored

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-07 16:27:00 UTC

I'm so fricking tired broooo😞

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-07 16:37:02 UTC

iready is a l

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-12-07 20:17:54 UTC

WHOS HERE

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-07 22:32:19 UTC

PEEK A BOO

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-08 16:28:06 UTC

hi guys<3

I finished the English I-ready 😍😍

jsinghaku0001 — 2022-12-08 17:11:10 UTC

from 653 to 669
😍😍😍😍😍😍

HOW THE TRUCK DID JRIA GET IN

thecoolestpersonherebutnoneknowsit — 2022-12-08 21:31:22 UTC

fuck life

itzatrashpanda — 2022-12-12 16:13:23 UTC

GUYS

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2022-12-14 16:36:46 UTC

Anyone exsisting

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2023-01-09 20:39:45 UTC

hey bro

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2023-01-10 21:14:40 UTC

guys i just gaslight my english teacher

tl_hhs — 2023-01-13 20:16:53 UTC

hi i'm bored

its_me_no_spaces_youll_get_it — 2023-01-19 20:27:44 UTC

can we talk about how many people velma is cheating on me with

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2023-03-08 23:05:40 UTC

shes being cheated on rn can you believe that

tl_hhs — 2023-03-08 23:08:49 UTC

velma <3

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2023-03-09 22:31:41 UTC

#hotevenwhencheatingonme

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2023-03-09 22:36:11 UTC

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2023-03-09 22:37:03 UTC

i literally cant focus on this assignment

tl_hhs — 2023-03-15 21:49:35 UTC

THEY- THEY SAID BAD WORDS JOSH AND MS HERTLER SAID THE H WORD

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2023-03-15 21:52:42 UTC

Mr stevens dog

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2023-03-15 21:53:43 UTC

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tl_hhs — 2023-03-15 21:58:27 UTC

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mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2023-03-15 21:59:22 UTC

so it looks like im working

someone in the background picture is smoking ->

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2023-03-15 22:00:52 UTC

Guys

mynameisvioletandtheresnowaytoproveotherwise — 2023-11-30 19:33:11 UTC

grammar saves lives by deadinsidelol

someone get myra

why is the format like this-

i fixed it

malaya is "gay"

Nxde

guys guess what

I-

SOMEONE GET VIOLET AND NYX TO JOIN.

New topic hru

WHY

i hate you all

i hate you guys

i hate you guys

bold of you to think i can see

huh

Max and jp and emiliano ff

We all hate malaya <3

Ayo someone talk to meeeeeeee

Anyone here

I added jackie teeheee

GOOD MORNING BENCHES

WAIT IS THAT VIOLET OBSORB'S BROTHER

IM BOREDDDDDDDDDddd

Now im bored

get online idiots

p.3 eng including emma :kiss: *mwah*

jp just came by and touched malayas computer bro

im gonna...

yeah malaya start working

narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean

hi

yall agree never to let hayden or cristian know abt our padlets

hayden or cristian will get us in trouble. get sent to the dean becuse they will use the padlet all the time for shitty things lol :/

hoe gm

*shits*

Nyx gonna slay just like me

Swag

wait where do you find the doc for it

pain

Wait that convo got long

FANIC IDEAS PLS!!!!!!!

i vote for jp + brooklyn

do you like my cursed bart simpson???? :0

ms hertler got mad

mornin hoes

Am I alone🥺

bored

I'm so fricking tired broooo😞

iready is a l

WHOS HERE

PEEK A BOO

I finished the English I-ready 😍😍

HOW THE TRUCK DID JRIA GET IN

fuck life

GUYS

Anyone exsisting

hey bro

guys i just gaslight my english teacher

hi i'm bored

can we talk about how many people velma is cheating on me with

shes being cheated on rn can you believe that

velma <3

i literally cant focus on this assignment

THEY- THEY SAID BAD WORDS JOSH AND MS HERTLER SAID THE H WORD

Mr stevens dog

aejoldmioklewmkeioelk94omekdcnkmdvnbekdmcvccachbnbvcxzsdfg

adhoiheofhoaihsfiughuhuhjfhjdiuhfhsehoniauhfiuerhaojdfhoihaodifjheuiosbdviuagsuhdgfiufgaisugfryjahfuhrjsuhrgouahiudhfoiuhsbgunriushiuhfoiaushfoiurhgohningiaheijghhsihsihiebaogbaioghsirgnjjnhjshejfhsghu

someone in the background picture is smoking ->

Guys

p.3 eng including emma :kiss: mwah

shits