1) monsters conversing abt where they should eat next (optional)

2) villagers being prosperous basically

3) the surviving villagers are in hiding so we should show them like poor and starving and stuff like that

4) indarapatra and sulayman doing bro stuff and then they overhear the fact that there are villagers in trouble or smth

SCENE 1 (optional scene)

The four monsters have just finished eating the left over humans from last night, resting and digesting in their full yet bored state

Human-like: Guys, *sigh* I’m full and all, but am I the only one who’s getting bored?

Giant Wingspan: *bird noise* nope, can’t here anymore screams when I went on my food spree earlier for breakfast.

*everyone sighs in their depression*

Ugly Limbs: (sounding low) Well, seven is out there roaming round and looking for food, let’s just hope that she finds something.

Human-like: (says it hopelessly) Let’s hope she does.

*everyone sighs again*

*seven starts running to the platform screaming ‘guys, guys, guys!’*

Giant Wingspan: And there she is.

Seven: Hey guys! I got—oh

*seven looks at each one’s faces*

Seven: What’s up with you guys? Eating left overs again?

*the three nod, making seven frown*

Seven: Well, I don’t have food too. It seems like the people of Mindanao have gone extinct! There’s no way---

*human-like gets up and starts pacing around the platform*

Human-like: No. The people of Mindanao have not yet gone extinct! I know this place---

*Human like pauses and realizes what she was saying*

Human-like: That’s it! I know this place, it’s still in Mindanao---

Giant Wingspan: W-w-w-w-wait, I’m not going through this again, I almost lost my eye with that archer the last time you planned it!

Ugly Limbs: Yeah! Villagers are smart too you know! They have weapons, and they might’ve figured out our weaknesses already---

Seven: Giant Wingspan, Ugly Limbs, could you please just shut up and listen to her?

Human-like: Thanks, Seven, now here’s the plan

*everyone huddles*

Ugly Limbs: I like this plan! (smiles widely with her head sticking out of the group)

SCENE 2

Two villagers going on with their happy lives, returning back from picking apples from the woods

One: (chanting) la la la la la la la, la la la la l---

Two: (stoping one) Bro, too cheesy (chuckles nervously)

One: Ugh, you’re just envious of my beautiful God-given talent (rolls eyes)

*the two enter the village with three spreading gossip*

Three: And then, everyone was toast, literally. Like, they are toast for the monsters’ breakfast today

*everyone gasps*

Four: Oh no! I wouldn’t want to die! Especially if I were part of the breakfast, I’m waayy too sophisticated for a very basic toast (flips hair)

Five: Pffft, as if we are going to be a meal. Hah, bet you two radishes that we aren’t going to die, huh

Three: Well excuse you, but I bet my whole batch of radishes that we are. It’s the end anyway (says it with pride)

One: Ugh, guys, stop with the betting. Nothing’s going to happen if we have King Indarapatra, right?

Five: Pfft, yeah sure (whispers to her side)

Two: (shakes her head) Okay, okay, now all of us get back to work. Oh but first, here are the apples we picked.

*Two hands the basket and everyone gets a piece*

One: But you guys don’t think that---

Four: Shh, I hear something

*everyone looks at their surroundings as they hear the sound of monsters*

Five: (in fear) Don’t you think it’s---

SCENE 2

Two villagers going on with their happy lives, returning back from picking apples from the woods

One: (chanting) la la la la la la la, la la la la l---

Two: (stoping one) Bro, too cheesy (chuckles nervously)

One: Ugh, you’re just envious of my beautiful God-given talent (rolls eyes)

*the two enter the village with three spreading gossip*

Three: And then, everyone was toast, literally. Like, they are toast for the monsters’ breakfast today

*everyone gasps*

Four: Oh no! I wouldn’t want to die! Especially if I were part of the breakfast, I’m waayy too sophisticated for a very basic toast (flips hair)

Five: Pffft, as if we are going to be a meal. Hah, bet you two radishes that we aren’t going to die, huh

Three: Well excuse you, but I bet my whole batch of radishes that we are. It’s the end anyway (says it with pride)

One: Ugh, guys, stop with the betting. Nothing’s going to happen if we have King Indarapatra, right?

Five: Pfft, yeah sure (whispers to her side)

Two: (shakes her head) Okay, okay, now all of us get back to work. Oh but first, here are the apples we picked.

*Two hands the basket and everyone gets a piece*

One: But you guys don’t think that---

Four: Shh, I hear something

*everyone looks at their surroundings as they hear the sound of monsters*

Five: (in fear) Don’t you think it’s---

SCENE 2

Two villagers going on with their happy lives, returning back from picking apples from the woods

One: (chanting) la la la la la la la, la la la la l---

Two: (stoping one) Bro, too cheesy (chuckles nervously)

One: Ugh, you’re just envious of my beautiful God-given talent (rolls eyes)

*the two enter the village with three spreading gossip*

Three: And then, everyone was toast, literally. Like, they are toast for the monsters’ breakfast today

*everyone gasps*

Four: Oh no! I wouldn’t want to die! Especially if I were part of the breakfast, I’m waayy too sophisticated for a very basic toast (flips hair)

Five: Pffft, as if we are going to be a meal. Hah, bet you two radishes that we aren’t going to die, huh

Three: Well excuse you, but I bet my whole batch of radishes that we are. It’s the end anyway (says it with pride)

One: Ugh, guys, stop with the betting. Nothing’s going to happen if we have King Indarapatra, right?

Five: Pfft, yeah sure (whispers to her side)

Two: (shakes her head) Okay, okay, now all of us get back to work. Oh but first, here are the apples we picked.

*Two hands the basket and everyone gets a piece*

One: But you guys don’t think that---

Four: Shh, I hear something

*everyone looks at their surroundings as they hear the sound of monsters*

Five: (in fear) Don’t you think it’s---

COMMERCIAL

SCENE 2

Two villagers going on with their happy lives, returning back from picking apples from the woods

One: (chanting) la la la la la la la, la la la la l---

Two: (stoping one) Bro, too cheesy (chuckles nervously)

One: Ugh, you’re just envious of my beautiful God-given talent (rolls eyes)

*the two enter the village with three spreading gossip*

Three: And then, everyone was toast, literally. Like, they are toast for the monsters’ breakfast today

*everyone gasps*

Four: Oh no! I wouldn’t want to die! Especially if I were part of the breakfast, I’m waayy too sophisticated for a very basic toast (flips hair)

Five: Pffft, as if we are going to be a meal. Hah, bet you two radishes that we aren’t going to die, huh

Three: Well excuse you, but I bet my whole batch of radishes that we are. It’s the end anyway (says it with pride)

One: Ugh, guys, stop with the betting. Nothing’s going to happen if we have King Indarapatra, right?

Five: Pfft, yeah sure (whispers to her side)

Two: (shakes her head) Okay, okay, now all of us get back to work. Oh but first, here are the apples we picked.

*Two hands the basket and everyone gets a piece*

One: But you guys don’t think that---

Four: Shh, I hear something

*everyone looks at their surroundings as they hear the sound of monsters*

Five: (in fear) Don’t you think it’s---

COMMERCIAL

SCENE 3

Everyone is running and screaming in fear

Five: (to three) This was all your fault! If it wasn’t for that gossip of yours, they heard us!

Three: Nonsense! I was just being informative!

Four: Informative? Being informative of our death? Well congratulations, we’re making it to breakfast!

Three: Umm no! Excuse me, but I will have you corrected because we’re making it to dinner!

Two: Can we stop with whatever value meal we’re getting to? My sister’s missing!

All: Your sister?

*everyone looks back*

All: She’s gone! Ahhhhhh!

TWO MONTHS LATER

Everyone is panting and wiping their sweat, hiding in a dark and cold cave

Three: Well, if they found us around here, we could’ve been dessert

Everyone else: (directed to three, annoyed) Stop it!

Two: I lost my sister, left our homes, got our houses destroyed, and now you’re talking about us being Villager a la mode?

Three: (looking down in shame) sorry

Five: Well the good thing is we’re safe now

Four: True, but do you think the King knows?

*everyone looks up and rubs their chin, thinking*

COMMERCIAL

SCENE 3

Everyone is running and screaming in fear

Five: (to three) This was all your fault! If it wasn’t for that gossip of yours, they heard us!

Three: Nonsense! I was just being informative!

Four: Informative? Being informative of our death? Well congratulations, we’re making it to breakfast!

Three: Umm no! Excuse me, but I will have you corrected because we’re making it to dinner!

Two: Can we stop with whatever value meal we’re getting to? My sister’s missing!

All: Your sister?

*everyone looks back*

All: She’s gone! Ahhhhhh!

TWO MONTHS LATER

Everyone is panting and wiping their sweat, hiding in a dark and cold cave

Three: Well, if they found us around here, we could’ve been dessert

Everyone else: (directed to three, annoyed) Stop it!

Two: I lost my sister, left our homes, got our houses destroyed, and now you’re talking about us being Villager a la mode?

Three: (looking down in shame) sorry

Five: Well the good thing is we’re safe now

Four: True, but do you think the King knows?

*everyone looks up and rubs their chin, thinking*

COMMERCIAL

SCENE 4

(Some lines were retained from the old script)

Sulayman: Then he was like: “you wanna fight me bro?!” and then you know what I did?

Indarapatra: What?

Sulayman: I knocked him right out with the hilt of my sword!

 The brothers laugh quite boisterously that their stomachs are aching

Indarapatra: Good one, bro

Sulayman: (still quite laughing) yeah

Indarapatra stops smiling and looks out the window, worried and shivering

Sulayman: Is there a problem, my brother?

Indarapatra: N-nothing, it’s just that I have a feeling that

*bird noise*

*the two look at each other in fear*

Both: The Monster Squad

OTHERS: BEFORE THE SHOW, AN AD (BROUGHT TO YOU BY) WILL BE SHOWN AFTER ANNOUNCING ‘UP NEXT’. NEXT COMMERCIAL WILL BE FOR US GETTING READY, THEN THE THIRD WILL BE BEFORE PANNING TO INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN (ALL THREE ADS WILL BE ANNOUNCED BY ANDREA)

SCENE 4

(Some lines were retained from the old script)

Sulayman: Then he was like: “you wanna fight me bro?!” and then you know what I did?

Indarapatra: What?

Sulayman: I knocked him right out with the hilt of my sword!

 The brothers laugh quite boisterously that their stomachs are aching

Indarapatra: Good one, bro

Sulayman: (still quite laughing) yeah

Indarapatra stops smiling and looks out the window, worried and shivering

Sulayman: Is there a problem, my brother?

Indarapatra: N-nothing, it’s just that I have a feeling that

*bird noise*

*the two look at each other in fear*

Both: The Monster Squad

OTHERS: BEFORE THE SHOW, AN AD (BROUGHT TO YOU BY) WILL BE SHOWN AFTER ANNOUNCING ‘UP NEXT’. NEXT COMMERCIAL WILL BE FOR US GETTING READY, THEN THE THIRD WILL BE BEFORE PANNING TO INDARAPATRA AND SULAYMAN (ALL THREE ADS WILL BE ANNOUNCED BY ANDREA)