[Scene: Levi and Bence are sitting in a café, discussing pets. Things escalate quickly.]

Levi: Bro, I’m thinking about getting a pet.

Bence: Oh no. Not this again.

Levi: What do you mean again?

Bence: Last time, you said you wanted a pet turtle, forgot to buy food, and it almost became a ghost.

Levi: It was one time! And Sheldon survived!

Bence: Barely. What are you thinking this time?

Levi: A dog! A big, fluffy one!

Bence: Do you even wake up before noon? Who’s going to walk it?

Levi: …I’ll set an alarm.

Bence: You snooze through alarms like it's your job.

Levi: Fine! Maybe a cat?

Bence: So you want a tiny furry dictator who will knock your stuff off shelves at 3 AM?

Levi: Sounds kinda fun.

Bence: For who? The cat or you?

Levi: Both?

Bence: What about something low maintenance? Like a fish.

Levi: Nah, too boring. You can’t cuddle a fish.

Bence: True, but they also don’t destroy your furniture or judge you while you eat snacks.

Levi: What about a parrot?

Bence: You do not need an animal that learns to insult you.

Levi: That would be hilarious, though.

Bence: Until it starts roasting you in front of guests.

Levi: …Okay, what if I just get a hamster?

Bence: Knowing you, it’ll escape and take over your apartment.

Levi: …Fine. A pet rock, then.

Bence: Finally, something you can keep alive.