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What's the best Christmas present?

adelathouder — 2024-12-10 15:16:21 UTC

A broken drum; you just can't beat it!

What does Santa use when he sprains an ankle?

2024-12-10 15:24:57 UTC

A candy cane

What do you call an old snowman?

2024-12-10 15:25:41 UTC

Water

Knock, knock?

lwretschko — 2024-12-10 15:26:56 UTC

Who's there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

2024-12-10 15:29:21 UTC

It was looking green

What does Santa eat for breakfast?

2024-12-10 15:31:20 UTC

Frosted Flakes!

Don't walk on ice during Christmas.

madelinecmcphee — 2024-12-10 15:36:22 UTC

Yule slip.

What do you call a wreath made of 100 dollar bills?

againes111 — 2024-12-10 15:41:29 UTC

A wreath of Franklins!

Who is a christmas tree's favorite singer?

msaldana33 — 2024-12-10 15:42:21 UTC

Spruce Springsteen

Why did the Santa bring a dinosaur?

2024-12-10 15:43:26 UTC

To bring them a water bottle

(compliments of a 4 year old)

Why did the scarecrow get a Christmas bonus?

2024-12-10 15:47:58 UTC

Because he was out standing in his field

What's Santa's favorite type of music?

2024-12-10 15:51:17 UTC

Wrap!

Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar?

tschlager — 2024-12-10 15:52:19 UTC

He got 25 days !!!

How much does Santa have to pay to park his sleigh?

2024-12-10 15:53:55 UTC

Nothing. It's on the house!

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?

tschlager — 2024-12-10 15:59:42 UTC

Rude-olph!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks?

2024-12-10 16:27:35 UTC

Santa Jaws

“What did one snowman say to the other?” Do you smell carrots?

2024-12-10 19:06:30 UTC

What did the gingerbread put on his bed?

2024-12-10 21:05:21 UTC

A baking sheet

2024-12-20 15:03:29 UTC

Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his wrap skills!