"Dad if you can, I prefer eating crispy bacon"Jenny said.

"Okay, but I don't think you can eat money especially fried."Dad responded.

"Huh?""Did you hear mom said for you to bring home the bacon."Jenny replied very confused.

"Forget about it sweetie, I'll buy you bacon and the crispy kind."

"Ants on a log" replied mom.

"Eww! that's gross the log is going to be hard to bite and it's going to break all my teeth!"

A student asked "What roll like a roll of bread I don't have bread".

"No silly like you roll over," said Ms. Campbell.

"That's the way to get fire off of you'' Ms.Campbell said

"Me too!" shouted Gaby.  

"I love poop!" replied Angel.  

"What!" screamed Gaby breathing right onto Angel's neck.  

"Your so nasty!"  

"Ha ha ha ha" Angel laughed.  

"Wait what, why are you laughing at me?"said Gaby.  

"I meant the poopy faced Emoji!"

"Ohhhh," said Gaby "Well in that case me too."

"This is the roller coaster we are going on,'' said the teacher. "You have to sit down and buckle up your belts"

"Teacher!" a boy with a red shirt screeched very loudly while the rest of the class were waiting very patiently so the teacher can give them instructions. "But where can i get my belt since i left mine at home?"

"What do you mean?" the teacher said in a confused voice.

"You said 'You have to sit down and buckle up your belts!'," the boy said in frustration.

"I meant to say buckle up your belts that are on the roller coaster!" the teacher said very loudly.

"Oh," the boy said very embarressed while buckling up his seat belt.

"Its ok," the teacher said calmly. "Everyone makes mistakes." After she said that she gave instructions and then the roller coaster started.

Well, when they came back there was a little problem.

"I don't feel so good," said the boy feeling really nauseous.

"Me too," said the whole class feeling really nauseous.

And then "BLAH!'' they all threw up on the floor.

"Can we go home now?" the class said all looking dizzy, "We don't feel so good."

"Ok," said the teacher really grossed out. "It's time to go home anyway."

They all got on the bus and started to throw up in there too. All of the teachers had to clean up the bus since it was rented and they all started to feel sick to.

"BLAH!" All the teachers threw up in the bus and decided to just leave it like that.

"Then why don't you hit your head again ," said another boy at the back of the class.

"NO I DON'T WANT TO!" shouted the boy sitting next to him. So the kid next to him BANGED his head. The boy who banged his head BANGED HIS HEAD at the wall and he fell on the floor.

The girl with the glasses and the pink jacket asked confused,"so your saying Saturn is married to lots of other planets?" "Is Saturn married to Neptune?" "Saturn is cheating on all these planets!"

"No I think your confused," said the Ms.Smith trying to keep her laugh inside.

"Yeah but you said" 'Saturn has lots of rings made of rocks!' said the girl couriosly.

In her head she thought " Is Earth married?"

" there is chilly outside where is 

the chilly at" said the boy " i mean cold " said the mother

" i'll still eat it but i still don't see it is it at school i'll get to be with all my friends and eat chilly with my best friend this is the best day ever" said the boy

" there is no chilly outside not at school okay ! " said the mother "okay " said the boy

"Yes?" replied my dad Josh.

"Can you get tomatoes while you are at the store please"?

"For what?" said my dad?

" For the cheese burgers!" yelled my sister.

"Sure." replied my dad.

"WAIT!" my older brother Jacob yelled.

"Yes Jacob" my dad said.

"Can you get cheeder cheese please?"yelled my brother.

"I hate tomatoes"!"I said.

"Well you don't have to eat a tomato" said my dad.

"Dad can we get ice barge letuce please" I asked.

" For what?" asked my dad.

" For the cheese burgers I replied.

"Sure" said my dad when we were at the store.

Isabel's friends were bored so they agreed to play freeze tag. They all went outside except Sophia.

Sophia said, "I will be right back."

Everyone said ''Ok.'' 

Then Isabel said ''I will come with you.''

Sophia said, ''Alright.'' Sophia got a price tag and put it in the freezer.

Isabel says, ''Why are you putting the price tag in the freezer?''

''You said,'Lets play freeze tag,' ''Sophia said.

The kid sitting on the grass next to my mom said,"Were do we get the duck and the goose?''

"What? said my mom with a weird look on her face.

"Well if we are going to play duck duck goose we are going to need a duck and a goose,'' said the kid.

"We don't need a duck or a goose,"said my mom.

"We don't she said confused.

"Never mind said my mom,"anyone have a other game to play.

"Wait what i can't see the sprinkles all i could see is a little rain not a lot," the little girl replied confused.

"Sprinkling means when it's starting to rain a little bit," replied the mom.

"Ohhh but i still can't see the sprinkles," said the girl.

"Never mind," said the mom. Then the girl hopped to her room

"I'm late because of the sign," I replied.

"What sign?" she asked.

"The sign that says, school ahead go slow."

Very funny van. you needed punctuation and the class fixed it.

"Okay" Said Terriona

Ja'bari said "Were are the goose and ducks we cant play with out ducks?" 

"Yes we can because we don't need ducks and goose."Said Terriona

"Will i will go get a rubber duck." Said J'bari

"Why are you getting a rubber duck?"Said Terrriona

"So that the duck can tag us."Said Ja'bari

"Okay let the duck play with the duck."Said Terriona

"Alright class everyone needs to put on their life jacket." said Ms.Smith.

"Ms.Smith my jacket isn't alive help me!" said a boy holding up his life jacket.

"Your jacket isn't suppose to be alive." said Ms.Smith

"It isn't then why is it called a life jacket?" said the boy

"It's called a life jacket because it is suppose to help you if you can't swim. The life jacket can float so if you don't know how to swim it helps you stay above the water."

"Ohhh" said the boy embarrassed.

"Now put on your life jacket everyone so we can go swimming!" said Ms.Smith loudly.

"The park is right round the block?"

"But if I can't drive I can't park!"

"You don't have to drive

"NO son sand witches are too DANGEROUS! " said my mom.

"But" I said

"No buts I said no than is NO!" my mom said.

"Fine I won't say but,but I will say so," I said

"So I don't care!" said my mom.

"So,can i have a sandwich now!" I said.