You can dress nautical, learn to tie knots
Take lots of Dramamine out on your yacht
But when you're all alone, and nothing bites
You'd wish you'd stayed at home with someone nice
But when you think you made it disappear
It comes again, hello, I'm here
And I've got angst in my pants

You can be smart as hell, know how to add
Know how to figure things on yellow pads
Answer so no one knows what you just said
But when you're all alone, you and your head
What's the computer say? It's mumbling now
It says "Hey Joe, " it's spelled it out
And you've got angst in your pants
You've got angst in your pants

But when you think you've made it disappear
You're sure you made it disappear
And you've still got angst in your pants

I hope it doesn't show, it'll go away
It's just a passing phase, it'll go away
I hope it doesn't show, it'll go away
Give it a hundred years, it won't go away