I didn’t do homework, because I was taken away by aliens.

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BuzzPosted on Oct 6, 2015

1. I heard my sister say this once to my mom so I used it as well: "I started my period and I'm cramping real bad." I was an 11-year-old boy at the time I used it.

2. My friend and I had skipped half the day off school. She came up with a lie that we had to help an old woman who collapsed in the street on the way to school. The lie was so elaborate my friend had put the emergency services number in her call history to show the teachers. Funnily enough they believed us and we were deemed "heroes".

3. A few weeks after I got my ears pierced (aged 15), I told a PE teacher that I couldn't join in because my earrings were too heavy. Amazingly, I was let off!

I think my gas is still on!

I'm only here for half an hour, then I have other plans.

Grandma is coming tomorrow, I need to get some sleep.

My cat is giving birth

I'm too tired after school and that's why I just don't feel like eating. That on the way home I suddenly got a stomach ache and that's why it's hard for me to eat anything now.