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      <title>5 Bad Love Poems  by Katherine Lenart</title>
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      <pubDate>2022-02-10 16:01:59 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Nathan Bukovsky</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>Everytime i see your face it reminds me . . . of you</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2022-02-11 17:49:53 UTC</pubDate>
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         <author>2137904</author>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>I hate all the letters in the alphabet. But I love u</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2022-02-11 17:50:31 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>There are no words to describe Our love, except catastrophic. Here’s what I’d love to do, Strap you to a rocket, Fly you to the moon, And enjoy the fireworks. Look at that rocket man, Or, what’s left of that rocket man, As he burns all the way back to Earth.</title>
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         <pubDate>2022-02-11 17:50:42 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>sofia</title>
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         <title>Love Poem for Ignacio Escamilla</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div><em>The day you knock the door of my heart<br></em><br></div><div><em>I wish we could never ever be apart .<br></em><br></div><div><em>From being just a single body to single soul<br></em><br></div><div><em>I have attained the status as a whole ,<br></em><br></div><div><em>With you I can see my imminent years<br></em><br></div><div><em>So that together we can swipe each other tears .<br></em><br></div><div><em>Until my dying day my heart is reserved just for you<br></em><br></div><div><em>My life is yours , my hope , desires , expectations too ,<br></em><br></div><div><em>All the relations in this world are pale<br></em><br></div><div><em>As our endearment is not a tale .<br></em><br></div><div><em>Before I met you my days were gray<br></em><br></div><div><em>Now the prayer is coming from my heart that you will stay ,<br></em><br></div><div><em>For me supreme power has created you<br></em><br></div><div><em>As I was in the quest of a person like you .<br></em><br></div><div><em>Without you I will be on verge of death<br></em><br></div><div><em>As your name is engraved in my every breath ,<br></em><br></div><div><em>You are my beacon in this murky night<br></em><br></div><div><em>Darling merely with you I share the bond of infinite .<br></em><br></div><div><em>Wherever you reside my heaven is right there<br></em><br></div><div><em>As a soul like you is rare ,<br></em><br></div><div><em>In this era of cleverness<br></em><br></div><div><em>I am blessed with your togetherness .<br></em><br></div><div><em>Be mine forever<br></em><br></div><div><em>Do not leave me ever ,<br></em><br></div><div><em>As my ardour for you will never fade away<br></em><br></div><div><em>So hold my hand tight in this chaotic midway</em> .<br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <author>yesiamisa</author>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>pop your pimples, smell your fart, when you're with me your heart will never fall apart &lt;3</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2022-02-11 17:51:52 UTC</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>You can watch me dance, but I won't dance for you</div>]]></description>
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         <title>One More Minute - Alfred Yankovic</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>Well I heard that you're leavin'<br>Gonna leave me far behind<br>'Cause you found a brand new lover<br>You decided that I'm not your kind</div><div>So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex<br>And I tore all your pictures in two<br>And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go<br>Just because it reminds me of you</div><div>That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'<br>I'm glad that you found somebody new<br>'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass<br>Than spend one more minute with you</div><div>I guess I might seem kinda bitter<br>You got me feelin' down in the dumps<br>'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love<br>And I have to use the self service pumps</div><div>Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase<br>You ain't gonna break my heart in two<br>'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face<br>Than spend one more minute with you</div><div>I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork<br>Than watch you going out with other men<br>I'd rather slam my fingers in a door</div><div>Again and again and again and again and again<br>Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'</div><div>I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches<br>Shove an icepick under a toenail or two<br>I'd rather clean all the bathrooms<br>In Grand Central Station with my tongue<br>Than spend one more minute with you</div><div>Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks<br>Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue<br>I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled<br>With double edged razor blades<br>Than spend one more minute with you</div><div>I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage<br>With my bare hands and then throw it on the floor<br>And stomp on it 'till I die</div><div>Than spend one more minute with you</div>]]></description>
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         <title>Yes</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>you are my lightening bolt<br>the kind that can strike<br>in the same place<br>more than once</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2022-02-11 17:52:25 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Joe</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<pre>My eyes water,
From the stink of your socks.
I’ve smelled finer scents,
At five cent fishing docks.
I was set on leaving you,
But, what do you know?
It’s tax time again,
My dear, I love you.</pre><div><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2022-02-11 17:52:26 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>correct</title>
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         <author>2140351</author>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>you have a pizza my heart 🥰🤪</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2022-02-11 17:54:05 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>love peom</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a pokemon and i choose you</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2022-02-11 17:55:36 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back.</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>You are my fire<br>The one desire<br>Believe when I say<br>I want it that way</div><div>But we are two worlds apart<br>Can't reach to your heart<br>When you say<br>That I want it that way</div><div>Tell me why<br>Ain't nothin' but a heartache<br>Tell me why<br>Ain't nothin' but a mistake<br>Tell me why<br>I never wanna hear you say<br>I want it that way</div><div>Am I your fire?<br>Your one desire<br>Yes, I know it's too late<br>But I want it that way</div><div>Tell me why<br>Ain't nothin' but a heartache<br>Tell me why<br>Ain't nothin' but a mistake<br>Tell me why<br>I never wanna hear you say<br>I want it that way</div><div>Now I can see that we've fallen apart<br>From the way that it used to be, yeah<br>No matter the distance<br>I want you to know<br>That deep down inside of me</div><div>You are my fire<br>The one desire<br>You are (you are, you are, you are)</div><div>Don't wanna hear you say<br>Ain't nothin' but a heartache<br>Ain't nothin' but a mistake (don't wanna hear you say)<br>I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)<br>I want it that way</div><div>Tell me why<br>Ain't nothin' but a heartache<br>Tell me why<br>Ain't nothing but a mistake<br>Tell me why<br>I never want to hear you say (never wanna hear you say)<br>I want it that way</div><div>Tell me why<br>Ain't nothin' but a heartache<br>Ain't nothin' but a mistake<br>Tell me why<br>I never want to hear you say (don't want to hear you say)<br>I want it that way</div><div>'Cause I want it that way</div>]]></description>
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         <title>I dwelt aloneIn a world of moan,And my soul was a stagnant &#39;&#39;tide,Till the fair and gentle Eulalie became my blushing bride-Till the yellow-haired young Eulalie became my smiling bride.Ah, less- less brightThe stars of the nightThan the eyes of the radiant girl!That the vapor can makeWith the moon-tints of purple and pearl,Can vie with the modest Eulalie’s most unregarded curl-Can compare with the bright-eyed Eulalie’s most humble and carelesscurl.Now Doubt- now PainCome never again,For her soul gives me sigh for sigh,And all day longShines, bright and strong,Astarte within the sky,While ever to her dear Eulalie upturns her matron eye-While ever to her young Eulalie upturns her violet eye.&#39;&#39;-Edgar Allen Poe about his love for his counsin.</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>I think i would hurl when i read it in 8th grade.</div>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>roses are red<br>violets are blue&nbsp;<br>I suck at poetry&nbsp;<br>so just be mine </div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2022-02-11 17:56:09 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>peom</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>our love is like a wii u, i has bouth u and i</div>]]></description>
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         <title>Ganiu</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>Anything Edgar Allan Poe said</div>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>if you fell into the river in lego city i would build the rescue helicopter for you</div>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>everytime i see your face... it reminds me of you</div>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>you are like an onion, you have many layers, you are amazing, you make me cry</div>]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>If love is the ocean, I'm the Titanic. </div>]]></description>
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