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@insertcoolusername wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-24 00:20:54 UTC

OMG Parzival and Art3mis are so done with each other!!! Did anyone else see the pictures of them at Og's party?? One minute they're like head over heels in love then the next they're not ever looking at each other???? Somebody plz explain

@anime_4evah wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-24 00:30:35 UTC

*GASP* really!!?? omigosh but they're like the most famous ppl in the world right now!

@the_R33L_james_halliday wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-24 00:35:20 UTC

Tbh Art3mis was waaay too good for Parzival. He was probably some 300lbs guy named Chuck who still lives in his mom's basement. Like, idk why ppl even trust him...

@its_your_boi wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-24 00:44:01 UTC

Awww poor Parzyval...

@HAPTIC_GALACTIC wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-24 00:46:20 UTC

20% OFF ALL PARZIVAL-APPROVED HAPTIC GLOVES THIS SUMMER! DON'T MISS OUT ON OFFERS THAT GOT GUNTERS ON THE SCOREBOARDS!!

@parzzyvall_lover wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-24 00:51:16 UTC

PARZIVAL IF YOU'RE READING THIS I PROMISE I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND I LOVE YOU AND PLEASE TALK TO ME <3

@winr_winr_chkn_dinr wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-24 01:01:28 UTC

@Parzival I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW TO GET THE COPPER KEY I WILL FIND YOU.

@dontcallmeShirley wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-24 23:33:08 UTC

AhhH!!! GUYS WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT PARZIVAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE ~DEAD~?! DIDN'T HIS WHOLE HOUSE BLOW UP OR SOMETHING?!!?

@sux0rz_crush0r wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-24 23:43:54 UTC

@Parzival @Parzival @Parzival !! PLEASE!!! Don't hesitate to ring me up if you have trouble deciphering the riddle! I mean, as long as you pay me back with a good share of the treasure, I'd be more than happy to help!!!

@InnovativeOnlineIndustries wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:03:25 UTC

@Parzival We would love to arrange some sort of agreement where you aid our company in searching for the Egg. We would be flexible to any circumstances that you might bring up, but we know that if your forces joined together, we would surely find Halliday's Egg.

@InnovativeOnlineIndustries wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:19:11 UTC

@InnovativeOnlineIndustries

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:19:52 UTC

@InnovativeOnlineIndustries

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:20:47 UTC

@Home_Depot wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:26:27 UTC

$15 off when you buy online using the code "ART3MIS"! Try our new Behr™ black paint! Cover your window! Walls! You name it! It has Parzival's stamp of approval!!

@Aech wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:31:20 UTC

@Parzival, amigo! YOU'RE FREAKIN' FAMOUS, Z!!! AHHHHH IM HAVING A ~~FANGIRL~~ FANMAN MOMENT RIGHT NOW AHHH!! MY BEST FRIEND IS FAMOUS OMGGG WHO CARES ABOUT A LITTLE BREAKUP WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY THE MOST WELL KNOWN AVATAR IN ALL OF THE OASIS AHHHH

@jellybean_catz wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:34:06 UTC

Yess! Go Parzival!! Keep at it, man!! GOOD LUCK FINDING THE JADE KEYY!!!! SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED WITH ART3MIS!!!!

@street_fighter wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:44:13 UTC

HAHA!!! YOOO I found you a song to help with the breakup! ;) ;) ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:50:49 UTC

@fangurl8989 wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:51:50 UTC

Omigosh!! Guys look! I caught the whole pre-breakup dance! Enjoy!!

@hamilton_amirite wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 00:54:06 UTC

@everyone hey guys I'm pretty new to this site...does anyone know how to get the crystal key?? Like, I've been at it for a while and I cant figure it out! Its so pretty though!! I'll pay anything it. Anyone willing to sell it?

@i_ship_it wrote:

maya_jacewicz — 2018-04-25 01:11:54 UTC

@everyone LISTEN!!!!! I FOUND THE COPPER KEY! THIS KEY COULD BE YOURS FOR THE SMALL PRICE OF $499.99!!!
EMAIL ME AT auntdoloris@gmail.com!!