https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto Make sure to take some time to read, react and comment on your classmate's responses! en-us 2017-04-05 13:07:32 UTC 2025-10-22 21:04:56 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485273331 Alone together is an example of an oxymoron. Really bad pun: "I was trying to figure out how lightning worked, then it struck me..."]]> 2021-05-03 13:57:03 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485273331 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485274152 Deafening silence; "What do you call a cinnamon roll that goes to school? An honor roll."]]> 2021-05-03 13:57:13 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485274152 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485275487 Bittersweet is my oxymoron, and I can't think of a pun]]> 2021-05-03 13:57:28 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485275487 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485287691 Living dead is an oxymoron. An example of a pun is "It's difficult for crabs to share because they are shellfish." ]]> 2021-05-03 13:59:47 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485287691 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485306119 The oxymoron I will be using is Liquid gas. An example of a pun would be," A blind man walked into a bar
then a table
then a chair.]]> 2021-05-03 14:03:25 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485306119 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485306645 icy hot.]]> 2021-05-03 14:03:31 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485306645 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485308636 Scarily nice. I moustache you a question.]]> 2021-05-03 14:03:55 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485308636 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485311377 Act naturally is an oxymoron and I can´t think of a pun. ]]> 2021-05-03 14:04:28 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485311377 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485313926 Deafening Silence is an oxymoron. 
Goosebumps is a pun.]]> 2021-05-03 14:04:59 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485313926 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485315531 Virtual reality is an example of an oxymoron cant think of a pun]]> 2021-05-03 14:05:17 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485315531 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485316479 Passively Aggressive; The tallest building ever is a library, it has thousands of stories. ]]> 2021-05-03 14:05:28 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485316479 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485316528 1.Amazingly awful is a example of an oxymoron.
2.I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill is a example of a pun.]]> 2021-05-03 14:05:28 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485316528 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485318184 An example of an oxymoron is a Dark Light. ]]> 2021-05-03 14:05:49 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485318184 aavila4575 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485320330 -Alone Together.
-]]> 2021-05-03 14:06:13 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485320330 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485320563 1. Awfully nice
2. A blind man got hit with a ball. I guess he didn't see it coming.]]> 2021-05-03 14:06:16 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485320563 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485321155 1. Only Choice
2. What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render]]> 2021-05-03 14:06:23 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485321155 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485328436 Jumbo shrimp is an example of an oxymoron. An example of a pun in a certain situation is, Someone crashing into someone else they didn't see, then saying "I guess they didn't see that coming" (sounded better in my head, ik)]]> 2021-05-03 14:07:55 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485328436 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485328745 Negative Income

]]> 2021-05-03 14:07:58 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485328745 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485329794 1. I am so hot but so cold.
2. The banana was not peeling well, so they want to the doctor. ]]> 2021-05-03 14:08:11 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485329794 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485335575 Oxymoron: Half dead
Pun: what kind of shorts does cloud wear thunderwear]]> 2021-05-03 14:09:19 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485335575 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485345358 An example of an oxymoron would be 'only choice'.
I'm not capable of coming up with a pun soryyyyyy ;(]]> 2021-05-03 14:11:11 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1485345358 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486094556 An oxymoron is 'Alone together'
A pun = A horse is a very Stable Animal. ]]> 2021-05-03 16:31:18 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486094556 agutierrez7458 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486109880 1. Big Baby
2. What kind of shorts do clouds wears? Thunderwear ]]> 2021-05-03 16:34:11 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486109880 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486113864 1. large sip
2.  Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word. ]]> 2021-05-03 16:34:55 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486113864 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486114836 1. Bitter sweet- it's sour but sweet at the same time
2. What did the pizza say? 
(You want a pizza me?)- You get pieces of pizza and pizza kinda sounds like pieces.]]> 2021-05-03 16:35:06 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486114836 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486115516 Oxymoron: Lost discoveries 
Pun: Lets taco 'bout it]]> 2021-05-03 16:35:14 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486115516 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486116290 An example of an oxymoron is awfully good. An example of a pun is, "What do you call an owl who does magic? Hoodini."]]> 2021-05-03 16:35:23 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486116290 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486116477 1. Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly
2. An example of a pun, "I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work."]]> 2021-05-03 16:35:25 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486116477 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486117560 Oxymoron-  Tiny giant
Pun-  Do you know what is the difference between death and marriage? – Dead people are always free from their partner.]]> 2021-05-03 16:35:37 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486117560 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486120453 An example of an oxymoron is "deafening silence". I dont have a pun sorryyyyyy :(]]> 2021-05-03 16:36:10 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486120453 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486123838 Oxymoron: Alone Together
Pun: I've been to the dentist before, so I know the drill.]]> 2021-05-03 16:36:48 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486123838 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486124611 An example of an oxymoron would be " the silence so loud.

" I knew a woman who owned a taser. Man, was she stunning!"]]> 2021-05-03 16:36:56 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486124611 tsanders2676 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486127291 An example of oxymoron is militant pacifist...I mean come on!
An example of a pun would be, " I'm so good at sleeping, I can practically do it with my eyes closed."]]> 2021-05-03 16:37:26 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486127291 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486128328 1.Awfully Nice. 
2. "My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.", "What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator."

]]> 2021-05-03 16:37:36 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486128328 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486136270 An example of oxymoron would be; "alone together"]]> 2021-05-03 16:39:01 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486136270 upineda6133 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486138205 1) Example: 
-Small crowd
-Original copy
2)Pun: 
- I made a pun about the wind but it blows.]]> 2021-05-03 16:39:24 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486138205 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486142343 1) terribly nice
2)Adding an extra floor to a skyscraper is quite another story.

]]> 2021-05-03 16:40:09 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486142343 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486143578 An example of a oxymoron is bittersweet
Pun What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear


]]> 2021-05-03 16:40:23 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486143578 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486146102 1.An example of an oxymoron would be "random pattern".
2. An example of an pun is "He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends."]]> 2021-05-03 16:40:51 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486146102 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486150000 1. Bitter sweet
2. Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.]]> 2021-05-03 16:41:34 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486150000 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486152866 1. Deafening silence.
2. This vacuum really sucks.]]> 2021-05-03 16:42:07 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486152866 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486153098 An example of oxymoron could be defending silence. 

An example of pun is: The tallest building in town is the library because it has thousands of of stories!!]]> 2021-05-03 16:42:10 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486153098 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486155407 Oxymoron- 
Same difference
Clearly confusing
Passive aggressive
Pun- 
Police were called to a daycare where a three year old was resisting a rest.
The duck said to the bartender, "put it on my bill."
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.]]> 2021-05-03 16:42:38 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486155407 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486157083 1.Civil War
2.You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless, of course, you play bass]]> 2021-05-03 16:42:58 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486157083 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486162970 awfully good, i don't have a pun.]]> 2021-05-03 16:44:03 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486162970 ibussey3238 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486165578 Example wet fire
this water is to dry get me something else.]]> 2021-05-03 16:44:30 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486165578 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486166309 an example of an oxymoron would be ¨clearly confused¨
Pun: A chickens farmer favorite car is a coupe.]]> 2021-05-03 16:44:38 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486166309 mvmclaughlin https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486166360 1. Brawling Love, Loving Hate
2. My neighbor died yesterday when a bunch of books fell on him. He had only his shelf to blame.]]> 2021-05-03 16:44:39 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486166360 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486168040 1. Oxymoron: Pretty ugly
2. Pun: This is for frog parking only, all others will be toad. ]]> 2021-05-03 16:44:59 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486168040 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486173008 1. Big baby
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta]]> 2021-05-03 16:45:56 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486173008 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486177909 1. half dead, 
2. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.]]> 2021-05-03 16:46:49 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486177909 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486178621 1. original copy
2. an elephants opinion carries a lot of weight]]> 2021-05-03 16:46:58 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486178621 bhatcher4547 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486181126 1. act naturally
2. She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.]]> 2021-05-03 16:47:25 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1486181126 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489670006 An example of an oxymoron is "only choice." 
My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

]]> 2021-05-04 13:55:08 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489670006 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489673011 1. big baby 
2. i cut my mouth on some cheese yesterday, i guess it was s h a r p c h e d d a r. ]]> 2021-05-04 13:55:43 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489673011 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489677380 1.Icy hot
2.If you don't pay your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.]]> 2021-05-04 13:56:33 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489677380 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489684387 1. deafening silence
2. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.]]> 2021-05-04 13:57:52 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489684387 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489691281 1. Alone together.
2. Let's taco bout it.]]> 2021-05-04 13:59:09 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489691281 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489702777 1. Stupidly smart
2. You can tuna guitar but you can't tuna fish.]]> 2021-05-04 14:01:24 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489702777 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489703536 1. Loud Silence
2. Remember in school there is no (pun)ning in the halls. (Running)]]> 2021-05-04 14:01:33 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489703536 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489706400 1. Alone together
2. Can Feburary March? No, but April May.]]> 2021-05-04 14:02:06 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489706400 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489719910 1. Awfully alone
2. Thatns a awfully nice car of yours. ]]> 2021-05-04 14:04:46 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489719910 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489721155 1. A love hate relationship 
2. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out the Mercedes bends . ]]> 2021-05-04 14:05:01 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489721155 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489730475 An example of an oxymoron would be "deafening silence."
The lemon was sweetly juicy. ]]> 2021-05-04 14:06:55 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489730475 mvmclaughlin https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489741754 1. Cruel Kindness
2. The grape didn’t say much when he got stepped on. He just let out a little wine.]]> 2021-05-04 14:09:06 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489741754 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489743781 1. perfectly horrible
2. Two guys stole a calendar. They got six months each.]]> 2021-05-04 14:09:28 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489743781 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489751114 1. awfully good.
2. Why do amphibians take the bus? Because their car are always getting toad. ]]> 2021-05-04 14:10:49 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489751114 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489756720 1. bittersweet
2. Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always stuffed. ]]> 2021-05-04 14:11:51 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489756720 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489765823 1.Alone together
2.]]> 2021-05-04 14:13:31 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1489765823 https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1509158005 A curved line makes a bigger half.]]> 2021-05-10 13:51:48 UTC https://padlet.com/mvmclaughlin/dtgd08uytnto/wish/1509158005