Warm Up, 11/27-- Write your BEST corny joke here! by Caitlin Kincaid https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127 Make sure it's funny! Then...LIKE your favorite post. en-us 2018-11-27 02:14:00 UTC 2021-09-08 15:48:12 UTC hello@padlet.com Mr. Kincaid caikincaid https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308095788 What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A GUMMY BEAR!!!!!!!]]> 2018-11-27 02:18:20 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308095788 jeffrey https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308226292 what kind of shoes does a thief wear . sneakers

]]> 2018-11-27 12:37:50 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308226292 malinda https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308226757 what do you call a factory that sells good products?
A SATISFACTORY!!!!!]]> 2018-11-27 12:39:09 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308226757 matt https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308227866 what do you call a singing laptop?
A: a dell]]> 2018-11-27 12:42:25 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308227866 Brejanae https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308227940 Why don't lobsters share? 
Because they are shellfish. 

What did one triangle say to the other?
Let's get together and square dance. ]]> 2018-11-27 12:42:38 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308227940 lordylan2x https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308375808 what's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
 

Because one ]]> 2018-11-27 16:41:07 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308375808 raquan https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308376568  
why do they call dogs hot? 
cause their hot dog

]]> 2018-11-27 16:42:15 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308376568 gabby https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308377055 why  do cows wears bells ? because there horns don't work]]> 2018-11-27 16:42:56 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308377055 Avery https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308379064 What's an astronauts favorite part of the computer?

A space bar! ]]> 2018-11-27 16:45:43 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/308379064 McMur suzanne_mcmurtray https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309486537 What kind of music do elves like best?

"Wrap" music!]]> 2018-11-29 18:53:49 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309486537 Hall https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309487427 Why don't they play Poker in the jungle??

Too many CHEETAHS!!!!!]]> 2018-11-29 18:55:09 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309487427 Paschall https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309495853 What do you call fake spaghetti?   Im-pasta!!! 

Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance? Because they didn't have any "body" to go with. ]]> 2018-11-29 19:08:53 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309495853 Mathews https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309504126 Last night I watched a TV program about about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen. ]]> 2018-11-29 19:22:17 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309504126 Bachtel https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309507480 What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and one is a little lighter ]]> 2018-11-29 19:27:44 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309507480 Mac https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309523021 I told a cheese joke to my students.
They told me it wasn't gouda!]]> 2018-11-29 19:52:54 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309523021 Saula https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309574961 How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste!]]> 2018-11-29 21:55:42 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309574961 Jacob https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309608760 Why did the golf pro wear two pairs of pants? 

In case he got a hole in one]]> 2018-11-30 00:47:41 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309608760 Townsend toni_townsend https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309620767 Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot]]> 2018-11-30 02:05:30 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309620767 Welsh https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309734394
Why can't your nose be 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot.]]> 2018-11-30 12:50:23 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309734394 Ebanks https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309737292 What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto]]> 2018-11-30 12:59:34 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309737292 Cog https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309740474 Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake]]> 2018-11-30 13:07:47 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309740474 Bawroski https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309744353 Did you hear about the fellow who got his left side cut off?
He was all right then. ]]> 2018-11-30 13:18:36 UTC https://padlet.com/caikincaid/warmup1127/wish/309744353