that's such a typical aphro thing to say

mingyu❦ᶻᵉᵘˢ 10 seconds ago Reply 
shiah❧ʰᵉʳᵃ [A] 6 seconds ago Reply
oh he's cute


tmw both husband and wife pin after the same boy

sooyoung❧ʰᵉᶜᵃᵗᵉ 9 seconds ago Reply 
just another day of cheating

i'm glad louis is my grandparent instead of shiah cause she would she punted me off the mountain for being ugly too

Zeus is so lucky that we are technically married and that he's pretty

louis❦ˡᵉᵗᵒ 2 seconds ago Reply 
hera is great, even if she shunned me after zeus got me knocked up-

jeonghan❦ᵈᶦᵒⁿʸˢᵘˢ 6 seconds ago Reply
louis❦ˡᵉᵗᵒ 1 minute ago Reply
shiah❧ʰᵉʳᵃ [A] 1 minute ago Reply
sana❧ᵖᵉʳˢᵉᵖʰᵒⁿᵉ [A] 30 seconds ago Reply 
the tea this family has

The only thing Zeus changes is pussy

and ass

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAV LIL FUCKER.

wait, so is jimin pregnant now because i kissed him?

zEUS BEING SMOOTH AF

Unistudent!Zeus not getting laid

Heart testicles at gyu

Listen leave my oniichan alone

zeus baby boy

Fuck off sehun, he’s my oniichan

chanyeol❦ʰᵉᵖʰᵃᵉˢᵗᵘˢ 14 seconds ago Reply
then again
i was married to the queen of infidelity so

you and hera are more similar than she realized when you were born lmao

Let's face it. Hoe-cest runs in our veins.

Greekgodfamilyorgy scene pt1

Someone: moans oh god
All the gods: whIch onE be morE specifIc

joohyun❧ᵖˢʸᶜʰᵉ 2 minutes ago Reply
sehun❦ᵖˡᵘᵗᵘˢ 10 seconds ago Reply
Can you imagine moaning "oh god" in bed and your hunny goes "wHo elSe yoU fuckIng

sehun❦ᵖˡᵘᵗᵘˢ 7 minutes ago Reply

Jongin lets hoes ride him at 20mph.

taehyung❦ᵉʳᵒˢ 1 second ago Reply
jongin❦ᵖᵒˢᵉᶦᵈᵒⁿ 1 second ago Reply
minseok❦ᵐᵒʳᵒˢ 1 second ago Reply
chanyeol❦ʰᵉᵖʰᵃᵉˢᵗᵘˢ 7 seconds ago Reply
the greek gods is literally a result of daddy issues

I'm related to everyone through Zeus

std testing is only 24 bucks at the hospital
just in case anyone needs to know
/side eyes minseok/

jongin❦ᵖᵒˢᵉᶦᵈᵒⁿ 31 seconds ago Reply

yi ahn❧ᵉᵘʳʸᵈᶦᶜᵉ 5 seconds ago Reply
Aphrodite truly followed in her father's footsteps. What a Daddy's girl.

naeun❧ᵈᵉᵐᵉᵗᵉʳ 16 seconds ago Reply

restrict my nudist hippie nature

yi ahn❧ᵉᵘʳʸᵈᶦᶜᵉ 20 seconds ago Reply
Doesn't the majority of the rp have Daddy Issues ™️ though?

mommy issues inc.

jongin loves everyone
women
men
animals—
he doesn’t discriminate

zeus' child: he dad, i think i found the one for me 
zeus: LMFAO SHE'S YOUR SISTER LOLOL

chanyeol❦ʰᵉᵖʰᵃᵉˢᵗᵘˢ 33 seconds ago Reply
sehun❦ᵖˡᵘᵗᵘˢ 25 seconds ago Reply
[] Mindy, I would just like to take a moment to give you my thanks for ever making this rp. I've never seen so much bullshit and cuteness within--- how many days are we on since opening? 2? 3? 4? And I've been here since the day rpr was made. Anyway, thanks for everything you do and I hope you don't delete this once you make that other au you've been planning. I need my daily dose of family fuck fest. Have a great day!

christian❦ʰⁱᵐᵉʳᵒˢ 4 seconds ago Reply
jongin❦ᵖᵒˢᵉᶦᵈᵒⁿ 5 seconds ago Reply
jeonghan❦ᵈᶦᵒⁿʸˢᵘˢ 25 seconds ago Reply
naeun❧ᵈᵉᵐᵉᵗᵉʳ 43 seconds ago Reply
Zeus: I can fuck whoever I want whenever I want
Zeus whenever his siblings fuck someone: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

mingyu❦ᶻᵉᵘˢ 5 seconds ago Reply
naeun❧ᵈᵉᵐᵉᵗᵉʳ 51 seconds ago Reply
ingyu❦ᶻᵉᵘˢ 17 seconds ago Reply
Did Poseidon roughened you too much , nee chan eue

Idk what this means-


I forgot you're a virgin now....

my virginity resets every full moon

how does that have any connection, sehun—
if your tiny stabber goes into my mom, it’ll probably come out all mutilated. my mother has been hit up by the darkness too many times—

Jungkook is the type to imagine a wedding scene with the person who bumps into him at the train station.

y'all thought im a GOD LEVEL bottom. not just bottom but GOD LEVEL.

jihoon❦ⁿʸˣ 1 second ago Reply
sehun❦ᵖˡᵘᵗᵘˢ 6 seconds ago Reply
Chae cried at finding dirty idk

fapunzel...finding dirty