Ross Student Jokes! by Amanda Silvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s Here are the jokes your fellow Falcons submitted on the Wellness Checkin Monday! Hope it makes you laugh just as much as I did today! en-us 2020-11-02 21:21:19 UTC 2020-11-03 22:05:42 UTC hello@padlet.com if a watermelon exits then there can also be a fire melon, earth melon, and air melon, guess you can say these are the elemelons amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884415495 2020-11-02 23:32:08 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884415495 What do you call a pig who has a black belt? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884416731 Pork chop]]> 2020-11-02 23:32:59 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884416731 What kind of shoes do thieves wear? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884416917 Sneakers.]]> 2020-11-02 23:33:07 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884416917 What did the teacher say to the students? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884424891 You got homework today ]]> 2020-11-02 23:38:29 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884424891 What do you call a dog with no body or no nose. amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884425271 Nobody know's.]]> 2020-11-02 23:38:47 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884425271 What do you call a fish with no eyes? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884426187 Fsh]]> 2020-11-02 23:39:23 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884426187 Why did the chicken cross the road? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884426753 To get to the other side]]> 2020-11-02 23:39:48 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884426753 What did the Kechup say to the mustard? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884427341 You need to Kechup]]> 2020-11-02 23:40:11 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884427341 What is a Ghosts favorite fruit? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884428235 Boonana]]> 2020-11-02 23:40:39 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884428235 Why did the turkey cross the road? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884429152 To get to the other side]]> 2020-11-02 23:41:14 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884429152 What do you call a bear with no teeth amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884429728 A gummy bear]]> 2020-11-02 23:41:36 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884429728 Why cant Elsa hold a balloon amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884430102 because she will let it go]]> 2020-11-02 23:41:51 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884430102 How can you tell a vampire is sick? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884430433 By how much he is coffin.]]> 2020-11-02 23:42:05 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884430433 Why do we tell actors to ¨break a leg¨? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884431026 Because every play has a cast]]> 2020-11-02 23:42:32 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884431026 Why did the banker push the customer over at the bank? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884431554 Because they asked to check their balance!]]> 2020-11-02 23:42:56 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884431554 Knock Knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884432422 You're welcome.]]> 2020-11-02 23:43:32 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884432422 What has to be broken before you can use it? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884433775 An egg]]> 2020-11-02 23:44:31 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884433775 Why was the cat afraid of climbing the tree? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884434241 It was afraid of the tree's bark!]]> 2020-11-02 23:44:53 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884434241 What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884434516 Ruberto]]> 2020-11-02 23:45:05 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884434516 You want to hear a pizza joke? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884434963 Never mind it is to cheesy.]]> 2020-11-02 23:45:24 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884434963 what do you say when you don't care but you're hungry? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884435220 I donut care ]]> 2020-11-02 23:45:36 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884435220 what did the beach say to the tide amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884435765 Long time no sea]]> 2020-11-02 23:46:00 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884435765 There's a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, Yellow doors, Yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884436504 There aren't any-it's a one-story house.]]> 2020-11-02 23:46:24 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884436504 What do snowman call their offspring? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884437404 Chill- Dren]]> 2020-11-02 23:47:02 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884437404 What did the blanket say to the bed? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884441437 I got you covered]]> 2020-11-02 23:49:33 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884441437 What gets wet as it dries? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884441990  A Towel]]> 2020-11-02 23:49:59 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884441990 Whats the best thing about Switzerland? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884442505 I don't know, but their flags a big plus.]]> 2020-11-02 23:50:15 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884442505 Why was 6 afraid of 7? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884443186 Because 7, 8, 9.]]> 2020-11-02 23:50:43 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884443186 knock knock,______, knock knock, amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884443500 oops I did it again!]]> 2020-11-02 23:50:54 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884443500 When does Peter Pan land? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884444342 Never-land]]> 2020-11-02 23:51:31 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884444342 What do you get a bird chirps? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884444820 = answer a tweet]]> 2020-11-02 23:51:46 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/884444820 Who is Santa's favorite singer? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887385030 Elf-is Presley.]]> 2020-11-03 18:43:40 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887385030 What do you call a titan that can't swim? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887386684 A titanic]]> 2020-11-03 18:44:06 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887386684 what did the zombie vegetarian eat? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887387612 GRRRAAAIINS!]]> 2020-11-03 18:44:20 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887387612 Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887388769 a carrot]]> 2020-11-03 18:44:38 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887388769 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887389564 Because it was two tired]]> 2020-11-03 18:44:50 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887389564 Whats a vampires favorite sport? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887390657 Baseball because he likes to bat]]> 2020-11-03 18:45:07 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887390657 why did the nurse have a red pen..... amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887394661 in case she needed to draw blood]]> 2020-11-03 18:46:04 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887394661 What did the sushi say to the bee? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887395990 WASABEE!]]> 2020-11-03 18:46:19 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887395990 What's a Baseball Player in a hot air balloon? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887398512 Batter up!]]> 2020-11-03 18:46:49 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887398512 Knock knock who is there ice cream ice cream who ice cream for you to open the door. amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887430614 2020-11-03 18:54:55 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887430614 Why did the chicken cross the road. amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887432243 To get rid or those old jokes and get some fresh ones down the street.]]> 2020-11-03 18:55:22 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887432243 Where do snowmen go to dance? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887434469 Snowball!]]> 2020-11-03 18:55:57 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887434469 parallel lines have so much in common its a shame they'll never meet amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887448982 2020-11-03 18:59:54 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887448982 What do you call a witch on sand? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887449703 A sandwich]]> 2020-11-03 19:00:06 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887449703 i was gonna tell a vacuum joke amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887462129 but it kinda SUCKS.]]> 2020-11-03 19:03:31 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887462129 The umbrella broke in half. But it's OK. There's only a 50% chance of rain. amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887463222 2020-11-03 19:03:48 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887463222 How many cockroaches does it take to put in a light bulb amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887463778 Who can count when it turns on they all scatter]]> 2020-11-03 19:03:57 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887463778 Why did the ice cream truck stop. amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887465138 Because of the rocky road]]> 2020-11-03 19:04:20 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887465138 knock knock whos there? boo...boo who? ...aw its ok dont cry. amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887469143 2020-11-03 19:05:26 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887469143 What did the student say to the teacher after missing a day at school? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887472107 No,ma'am. I didn't miss it at all.]]> 2020-11-03 19:06:12 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887472107 How does the moon cut his hair? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887473987 Eclipse it]]> 2020-11-03 19:06:41 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887473987 What do you call a fake Italian? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887474851 An impasta]]> 2020-11-03 19:06:52 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887474851 Why is the corner of the room always the hottest? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887476552 Because its 90 degrees]]> 2020-11-03 19:07:17 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887476552 What happens when a frog gets a ticket for speeding? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887478222  It gets toad. ]]> 2020-11-03 19:07:43 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887478222 why didn´t the skeleton cross the road? amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887501438 because he had no guts!]]> 2020-11-03 19:13:03 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887501438 Why are skeletons never angry amandasilvas https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887502315 because nothing get's under their skin.]]> 2020-11-03 19:13:15 UTC https://padlet.com/amandasilvas/d5mgbs5b813g5b0s/wish/887502315