HAHAHA by DodoXek

DodoOfChaos — 2015-12-14 15:54:18 UTC

Author here!
I hope you enjoy my fic, I put a lot of my blood into it (not literal, lol!). Also remember to check out my other work:

:envy for Hatsuney
:The Second Coming
:Leviticus
:Xeneon in Love.
:not to be said 8) meets Happy (an interview I did)

This story might cross over with some of those, so be sure to read them all first just in case.I'll wait.
Ok, lets go lol!
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Hitzip woke up one winter monday....

A/N this story is about my own personal OC, not to be said 8). If you don't like OC's. DOn"T READ THIS STORY!!

Once upon a time, after my great adventures, I, not to be said 8) was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it.I wanted to make my father proud. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes! I thought I remembered seeing her in my dreams the past couple of weeks, almost as if it was a premonition
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" I said.
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" I said.
"Here, take this," she said and gave me an crystal.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to Happy.
"Oh no," said Happy, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" I enquired, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Hitzip, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Happy and before I could do anything, Happy had escaped my grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt. So I wanted to find Hitzip. After their adventure, me and Hitzip had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like him.
So I went to Hitzip and told the whole story. He listened to me without saying a single word.
Then he said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Hitzip sighed and said: "You have always been special, and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Hitzip looked at the crystal that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Your Mother, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Hitzip said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you."
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Happy doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Hitzip's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. immeditately he felt drawn into it.So I concentrated on the object. immeditately I felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a record collection on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in his head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Xeneon! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.

Fortunately Happy worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Xeneon's ruffians.
Their search led to a night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Twitch. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Twitch. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with Hitzip's spontaneously combusting I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself.
And Happy would join me.

So not to fall out of fashion we both donned their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that Happy looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that.
I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore gorgeous blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking zig-zags and gave Happy matching treatment. Happy lovely eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a gorgeous combination of their eyes colours. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!

Then we went off and defeated Xeneon.

DodoOfChaos — 2015-12-14 16:11:04 UTC

A/N this story is about my own personal OC, Angelique. If you don't like OC's. DOn"T READ THIS STORY!!

Once upon a time, after his great adventures, Angelique was wondering what to do that week. He had picked up his life from where he left it and wanted to make something from it.He wanted to make his father proud. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Angelique's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes! Angelique thought he remembered seeing her in his dreams the past couple of weeks, almost as if it was a premonition
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" said Angelique
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" said Angelique.
"Here, take this," she said and gave Angelique an hoverboard.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before Angelique's eyes!

Angelique was confused but thought that he had to do something. But rather than going to his parents or guardian, Angelique decided to show it to Molly.
"Oh no," said Molly, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" enquired Angelique, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Angelique, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" yelled Angelique, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Molly and before Angelique could do anything, Molly had escaped his grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
Angelique was feeling depressed. One of his best friends abandoned and betrayed him. It hurt.He cut himself to make the pain go away, but it only helped a bit. So Angelique wanted to find Kayla. After their adventure, Angelique and Hatsuney had been spending a lot of time together. Angelique kind of started to like her.
So Angelique went to Hatsuney and told the whole story. She listened to Angelique without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And Angelique said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Hatsuney sighed and said: "You have always been special, Angelique and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Hatsuney looked at the hoverboard that Angelique had received and said: "it kind of looks like the useless candle, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Hatsuney said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Molly doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Kayla's logic was flawless. So Angelique had to try it!

So Angelique concentrated on the object. immeditately he felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a troute on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in his head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was DodoXek! In hell...

Angelique was confused. She didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.

Then our bloodthirsty gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate DodoXek's forbodding dungeons but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.

Angelique thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then DodoXek's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then DodoXek's guards would never let them in.
No... they had to be clever.

So Angelique came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
Hatsuney's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
Kayla knew exactly the best store to go: TrampVamp.

So they all went there in the deep of the night and took out the patrolling store guards with their silenced cross bows, 'paw!' 'paw!', leaving only a single red dot in their forehead Hatsuney deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate DodoXek's headquarters

Angelique put on nice tight studded leather pants. Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with blood-red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red blood to draw little drops of blood on there
Kayla wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from unicorns gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Hatsuney also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess she looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face DodoXek!
And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that some readers... don't like my art. They say that it's...it's all anti-semetic (sxuz me, but jews are like that!) and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) horrible violent (this is MATURE, DID"T U READ THE DISCLAIMER?!). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My favourite show just ended and I was on team Jacob!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this :( HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank PrettySnape5 and Tinkersnuggums for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.
So long internet. I WON"T MISS U!!