https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes Bobcats, jokes make us laugh! Tell us a funny joke! (write it out, make a video) en-us 2015-11-24 10:20:52 UTC 2026-02-13 05:37:18 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet-uploads.storage.googleapis.com/94742/0b6ded4d3c08b92deb12bac38640371c/Arms_at_Side.jpg mvolak https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/478436881 This joke is especially for second grade....giggle! giggle!

]]> 2020-03-27 14:01:54 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/478436881 lpeterse1 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/484979090 Why did the I Pad need to go to the dentist?????

Because it had a Blue Tooth!]]> 2020-03-31 17:03:06 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/484979090 jmcmenam https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/485581873 Why can't a hand  be 12 inches long?

Because...then it would be a foot!]]> 2020-04-01 00:01:01 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/485581873 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/485697405 How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

It waves!]]> 2020-04-01 02:46:03 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/485697405 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486426799 Why did the student eat his homework 

because his teacher told him that it was a piece of cake !]]> 2020-04-01 11:47:39 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486426799 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486428757 What is a ducks favorite fireworks?


A firequacker!! ]]> 2020-04-01 11:48:53 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486428757 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486459924 What do you call a dancing lamb?

A baaaaaaaa-- lerina]]> 2020-04-01 12:06:42 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486459924 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486529511 What  happened when the frogs truck broke?

It got toad!]]> 2020-04-01 12:41:54 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486529511 cmcochran https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486542560 What do you call a pig that plays basketball? 

A BALL HOG! Hahahaha! ]]> 2020-04-01 12:47:51 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486542560 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486560032 Why should you save your pennies?

It makes good cents!]]> 2020-04-01 12:55:58 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486560032 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486595031 Why did the kid throw his alarm clock out the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly ]]> 2020-04-01 13:10:42 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486595031 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486596466

Reese
I got a great pizza 🍕 joke for you 

Never mind it's too cheesy]]> 2020-04-01 13:11:15 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486596466 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486604112 Knock knock....who’s there? I won.  I won who? I won to suck your blood.]]> 2020-04-01 13:14:17 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486604112 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486609297 What do you call a flower between your nose and your chin?
Tulips]]> 2020-04-01 13:16:05 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486609297 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486610295 How do you know the ocean is friendly? 
It waves.]]> 2020-04-01 13:16:30 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486610295 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486611985 Why can't Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go! ]]> 2020-04-01 13:17:13 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486611985 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486617229 What do you call two bird in love?

Tweethearts]]> 2020-04-01 13:19:26 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486617229 kateaquila https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486629862 What kind of key opens a banana?

A MONkey! ]]> 2020-04-01 13:24:25 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486629862 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486634400 What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho cheese!]]> 2020-04-01 13:26:13 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486634400 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486644713 Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy!]]> 2020-04-01 13:30:24 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486644713 mvolak https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486653592 Oh Bobcats, these are making my day!   Mr. Volak is enjoying listening to our Bobcat humor!  Keep them coming! 


]]> 2020-04-01 13:33:55 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486653592 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486656918  What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his for? 

 A chocolate chip Wookie]]> 2020-04-01 13:35:15 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486656918 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486665180 Why do basketball players love donuts?

Because they can dunk them!]]> 2020-04-01 13:38:24 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486665180 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486674699 Knock Knock Who’s there ? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hotdog,will you?]]> 2020-04-01 13:41:40 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486674699 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486681356 Emma C 
Why was six afraid of seven?  Because 7 ate 9.  ]]> 2020-04-01 13:44:16 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486681356 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486691237 Why did the cow cross the road?

He wanted to go to the Moooooovies]]> 2020-04-01 13:48:00 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486691237 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486719385 Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snow bank!]]> 2020-04-01 13:58:03 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486719385 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486723745 Why did the picture go to prison?

Because it was framed!]]> 2020-04-01 13:59:37 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486723745 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486725507 Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

Nah, it’s pointless.]]> 2020-04-01 14:00:18 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486725507 jillian2282 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486734103 Colton S.

How do you know it’s time to go to the dentist?

TOOTH HURTY 

]]> 2020-04-01 14:03:25 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486734103 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486769035 What do you call a hairdressing competition for lions?

The mane event!

]]> 2020-04-01 14:15:55 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486769035 kmrk06 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486776676 What do farmers use to make crop circles?

A Protractor

]]> 2020-04-01 14:18:37 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486776676 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486778753 What day of the week are twins born?  

Tuesday!!!]]> 2020-04-01 14:19:23 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486778753 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486813323 What did the toast say to peanut butter?
You're nuts!!]]> 2020-04-01 14:31:20 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486813323 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486819994 Why weren’t the football players sweaty?

Because they had so many fans!]]> 2020-04-01 14:33:44 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486819994 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486888421 What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping?

a dinosnore]]> 2020-04-01 14:57:24 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486888421 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486891016 How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!]]> 2020-04-01 14:58:19 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486891016 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486904281 What’s the worst kind of jam to put on a sandwich? What ? Traffic jam!]]> 2020-04-01 15:02:55 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486904281 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486958156 What did the leprechaun say to the cookie? 

Leprecookie!]]> 2020-04-01 15:21:55 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/486958156 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487210503 What do you call a bear with no teeth? 

A gummy bear! ]]> 2020-04-01 16:55:46 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487210503 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487229418 What do you call freshly made pasta?


New-dools]]> 2020-04-01 17:03:19 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487229418 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487240800 Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?


Because he wanted to see time fly!]]> 2020-04-01 17:07:39 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487240800 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487258689 Did you hear the Governor announced that all students will have to repeat the same grade next year?




April Fool’s! 🤪🥳]]> 2020-04-01 17:14:59 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487258689 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487322524 2 pickles fell out of the jar onto the floor! What did one say to the other?



dill with it! ]]> 2020-04-01 17:41:59 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487322524 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487373000 What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato]]> 2020-04-01 18:04:18 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487373000 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487432339 2020-04-01 18:33:00 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487432339 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487538874 What does a sheep do when it gets dirty? 
Takes a baaaath! ]]> 2020-04-01 19:29:37 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487538874 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487624522 Why do sharks live in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze.]]> 2020-04-01 20:21:36 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487624522 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487680997 What kind of clothes do frogs where? Jump suits!]]> 2020-04-01 20:59:07 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487680997 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487781999 What has teeth and cannot eat ?

A COMB!😆😆]]> 2020-04-01 22:31:36 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487781999 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487807868 What did one plate say to the other? 
Lunch is on me!

]]> 2020-04-01 23:01:17 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487807868 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487854204
Because if it it flew over the Bae it would be called a bagel x]]> 2020-04-02 00:02:51 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/487854204 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/489072464 Knock Knock…Who’s there?  Olive. Olive who? Olive you!]]> 2020-04-02 14:26:14 UTC https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/489072464 https://padlet.com/mvolak/jokes/wish/490989893 Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
So he wouldn't be a hot dog!

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