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      <title>Skits by Evan Liu</title>
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      <description>Playwriting is fun</description>
      <language>en-us</language>
      <pubDate>2021-11-02 16:27:21 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Scene 4</title>
         <author>liue280_1</author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/liue280_1/bsiyca8n72sfksab/wish/1862228776</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div><em>CAST 2</em></div><div><em>Iris: Elizabeth Kobos</em></div><div><em>Boss Man: Ethan Bui</em></div><div><em>Luke: Evan Liu</em></div><div><em>Boss Lady: Kaitlin Lenhart</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: (Iris knocks on a door(A wall hiding Luke).) Hello? Is anyone here?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Yes. I am here.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Luke comes out from behind the wall and shows himself to everyone.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Uh...h-hello. My...uh, my mother told me I could find someone named Luke here.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: I am Luke.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Oh! Um, hi! I’m Iris.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Who is your mother?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Her name is Mary. Why?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Ah. She told me someone was coming. Someone who needed help. Come inside.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris follows Luke inside)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Be super quiet. If the bosses of the store find out that you’re staying here, you will be kicked out.&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris keeps following silently. Boss lady comes onto stage and starts screaming. Iris and Luke dive behind a counter trying to hide)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: WHERE DID THE TV REMOTE GO?? AAAARGH!! I NEED IT!!!! WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY LOVELY COMEDIES????</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris and Luke stay hidden behind the counter)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: It’s not good for your eyes to stare at a TV screen all morning.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: I DON’T CARE!!!! MY EYES ARE FINE!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris and Luke still hide behind the counter. They stare at Boss Lady with wide eyes)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: AND WHO CARES?? I NEED TO SEE ALL THE COMEDY SHOWS THERE ARE IN THE WORLD!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Chill. You know, some people don’t stare at TV screens all day. Also, calm down. I have the remote right here.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man shows the remote to Boss lady and she reaches for it desperately)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: GIVE IT TO ME!!! I NEED IT!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: No. Not until you calm down.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: I AM PERFECTLY CALM!!! JUST GIVE ME THE REMOTE!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: No.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man walks away)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: LUKE!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Luke comes out from behind the counter)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Yes?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: GET THE REMOTE NOW!!!!!!!</em></div><div><br><br></div><div><em>Luke: Sorry. I have to feed the birds.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: AAAAAARGH!!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady starts stomping, throws her couch cushions on the ground and screams every few seconds.&nbsp; She stomps offstage after raging for a while.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Actually, where IS the bird food?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris comes out of her hiding place.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Oh Luke! We have a customer!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Actually sir, she’ll be staying with us.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Ah. Well how do we tell Mrs. Angrypants, your other boss?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: I don’t care what she thinks. She yells too much and will do&nbsp; anything for comedies.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: (Boss man sighs) We’ll just have to tell her face-to-face won’t we?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Yes.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Iris! I suspect that you are Mary’s daughter?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: That’s me.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: She told us you were coming. Welcome to Feathers and Fangs Pet Store!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady’s voice comes from somewhere nearby.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Is a customer here? This early in the morning?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Not a customer...</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady walks into the scene)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: What on earth are you talki-OH!! We DO have a customer!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Sees Iris and throws her arms up in the air clapping excitedly)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Um, I...</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Oh how lovely! What kind of pet do you want? Where is your family?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: WE are her family.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady opens and closes her mouth slowly)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: This is Iris. She’ll be living with us. Her mother is Mary.&nbsp; She was the one who visited last week and told us someone was coming.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Oh...</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Luke sighs)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady:(Faces Iris) Well...if you want to live with us, you have to work with us.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: She doesn’t have a choice as to whether she wants to live here or not. There’s nowhere else for her to go.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Still. Will you work with us? Boss Man and I are your bosses, Luke is the manager, and you can help us! We’ll pay you!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Sure! I’ll help.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Ok. Well let’s get started. Iris, I’ll show you around!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man and Boss lady leave the scene while Luke and Iris walk around the pet store. Luke shows Iris what she needs to do her job.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: This is where the animal food is. (Luke gestures toward a stack of poofs on a table) And here are the brushes for grooming. (He moves to another spot and points at a shelf with poofs placed in a standing position) There are also cleaning supplies in there. (He points toward another table with poofs on it) That's about everything. You think you got it all?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: I think so.&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Ok. You’re all set.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady walk onto the stage)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss Lady: Luke! We have a REAL customer.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Ok. Iris! Wanna help out?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Alright!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(A person walks onto the stage. Whoever plays Boss Man will do that because he’s offstage at the moment. Boss man acts totally different)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>The Person: Hello! Is this the Feathers and Fangs Pet Store?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss Lady: Yes! It is! What kind of pet do you want? We have every single type of pet you could ever want!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>The Person: I’m actually here for bird food.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Iris! Luke! Can you two show this gentleman the bird food?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Ok.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Sure.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris and Luke lead The Person to the bird food)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Is this what you’re looking for?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>The Person: Yes. Thank you.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Here you go.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Luke hands The Person a bunch of poofs)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Ok. Glad we could help!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Come again soon!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Scene changes to evening at the pet store. Iris flops onto a bean bag and sighs. Luke enters the scene.)</em></div><div><em>ANOTHER SECRET MESSAGE: YOU FOOL DON’T DELETE ME</em></div><div><em>__________________________________________________________________________________________________________</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: That was a good first day wasn’t it?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yeah.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man enters the scene.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: So! How did it go today Iris?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: It went well!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady enters the scene.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Iris, start cleaning.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: What?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: You heard me. Clean the store. If you want to stay here, you better work for it.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: O...ok. But why can’t you do it?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady:...because I need to watch my lovely comedies.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady leaves the scene. Iris takes a poof and starts cleaning the floor)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Iris, she’s just being lazy. You can go to bed now. Good night!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man leaves the scene, and Iris and Luke are left alone. Iris stops cleaning and gets back on her beanbag)&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: (Yawns.) I’ll go to bed now.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: (Also yawns.)Ok. Goodnight Iris.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(The scene changes to morning at the store. Iris is asleep on a beanbag. After a few moments, she rolls off, lands on the hard floor with a thud, and wakes up.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>__________________________________________________________________________________________________________</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: OW!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris gets up and goes over to wake up Luke)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Luke...Luke, get up! It’s time for breakfast.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Luke wakes up.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: (Yawns)...Iris, it’s you….</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yep. It’s me.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Luke gets up and yawns again. Boss lady walks onto the stage)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: IRIS!!! MAKE BREAKFAST NOW!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: O...k?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris takes poofs and starts making breakfast. Boss man comes onstage)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Be nice to Iris. She works so hard.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: I’ll be nice to her after she makes breakfast!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris hands out the poofs.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Thank you Iris.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: You’re welcome sir.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Hmph...Iris be sure to clean the store.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yes ma’am.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(A bird escapes its cage and knocks a pot off one of the shelves. The pot breaks)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: IRIS! CLEAN IT NOW!!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yes ma’am.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Iris, let me help.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: LUKE!!! I SWEAR IF YOU HELP HER GOD HELP ME I’LL LOCK YOU IN THE BASEMENT!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Ok...sorry..</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: If you’re going to act like this, then you will be the one in the basement. Be nice to Luke and Iris. They made $70.00 yesterday!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: NO! I want lovely comedies!!! I NEED COMEDIES!!! COMEDIES!!! I NEED…</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man pushes Boss lady offstage and locks the entrance with a wall. (The same type of wall Luke hides behind earlier.))</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: WHY YOU!!! I’LL-I’LL…</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: You’ll what? Sorry I can't hear you.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: UGH. MORONS! No comedies, no store, no nothing. This is just great. I NEED COMEDIES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady snorts loudly and grumbles about comedies while the scene changes.)</em></div><div><em>__________________________________________________________________________________________________________</em></div><div><em>(Boss lady manages to get the “door” open and enters the scene. Iris and Luke are sleeping on bean bags and Boss man is asleep on the table)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: (Boss lady sighs and takes the TV remote quietly.) Finally! Comedies! COMEDIES!!!! I LOVE MY COMEDIES!!!!! YES!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man wakes up and glares at Boss lady.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Hey! We’re trying to sleep, you stupid buffoon!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: SORRY. (Boss lady smirks)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man goes back to sleep)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: YES!!!! WAHOO!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris, Luke, and Boss man all wake up as soon as Boss lady starts screaming and glare at her)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(SCENE CHANGE)</em></div><div><em>__________________________________________________________________________________________________________</em></div><div><em>(The floor is messy, with chairs knocked over and tables flipped. The bird that broke the pot earlier is squawking and flying around.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Iris. Clean. Now.&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yes ma’am.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Iris don’t do it. That’s my job.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Yeah, Iris. Don’t clean.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Ok.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady seeths with rage and starts yelling)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: I SAID CLEAN, IRIS!!!!!! YOU WILL OBEY ME AND YOU WILL NOT LISTEN TO THOSE BUFFOONS!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Who do I listen to?&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: AAAAAGH!!! YOU LISTEN TO ME!!! IS THAT NOT OBVIOUS???? DO I NEED TO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?????????</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: No-sorry...</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Good. Now, you must listen to me from now on.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: O...k?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady snorts and walks off the stage. Iris stops cleaning.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Finally! I can stop cleaning! Boss lady will be so proud of me!</em></div><div><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2021-11-02 16:34:54 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Scene 1</title>
         <author>liue280_1</author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/liue280_1/bsiyca8n72sfksab/wish/1867639487</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div><em>(Iris walks downstairs in her house. Father yells at her to make&nbsp;</em></div><div><em>breakfast.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: Iris!! Get breakfast ready!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yes Father.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother: Dear, be nice to Iris. She works so hard.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: I’ll be nice to her after she makes breakfast!!!(Father grumbles and raises arm as if to slap Mom. Mom flinches.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris takes poofs and pretends to make breakfast for everyone. She places one poof in front of Dad and Mom, but places 5 in front of Little Brother)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother: Thank you Iris.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: You’re welcome mom-I mean mother.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Father eats and grumbles again)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: Iris! Be sure to clean the house.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yes father.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Little Brother smashes his “breakfast” on the ground, making a mess)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Little Brother: DADDY PLATEY go go SMASHY!!! yayaYAY!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: IRIS!!!&nbsp; Clean it NOW!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris sighs and starts picking up the “breakfast”)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother: Iris, let me help.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: MARY!&nbsp; YOU CANNOT HELP HER! IF YOU DO GOD HELP ME I WILL LOCK YOU IN THE ATTIC!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother:&nbsp; Ok...Sorry…….</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: That’s better.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Father, can’t you just let me live my own life?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Never mind father.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: Hmph.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother: Iris, you don’t need to do this for us. We can take care of ourselves.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: NO! Iris does everything that she needs to, so she can stay with us and not have a life on the streets.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: A LIFE ON THE STREETS WOULD BE BETTER THAN LIFE&nbsp; HERE!!!!&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris starts to storm off stage towards the door, but Father runs after her and drags her back to the table.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: YOU WON’T ESCAPE THIS PLACE, NO MATTER WHAT!!! I’M GONNA LOCK YOU IN THE ATTIC!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2021-11-04 14:44:56 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Scene 2</title>
         <author>liue280_1</author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/liue280_1/bsiyca8n72sfksab/wish/1867641474</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div><em>(The scene changes, and Iris is locked in an “attic”. There is a lock on a door and a clock hanging behind Iris. The clock shows that it is midnight. After a few seconds, the lock on the door rattles.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother:Which key...hmmm...aha! Here we go!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(The door opens slowly and Iris runs toward it.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother: Iris! Come on, let's get you out of here!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Thank you!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother: Don’t thank me yet.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris and Mother run out of the house. The scene changes to the outside. It is very dark.)</em></div><div><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2021-11-04 14:45:43 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Scene 3</title>
         <author>liue280_1</author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/liue280_1/bsiyca8n72sfksab/wish/1867643291</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div><em>Mother: I hope you find what you’re looking for, Iris. Your father was horrible to you. Run before he finds out! There’s a pet shop on the corner of south street. There, you will find Luke. He will help you.&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: How do you know he’ll help me?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother: Because he knows me and will help my cause no matter what. Go! Run!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Ok! Thank you!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris runs off. Just then, Father bursts through the door of the house and starts yelling.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: HOW DID SHE ESCAPE?!?!? YOU! (Father glares at Mother.) YOU HELPED HER!! HOW DARE YOU!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother: Yes I did help her. Boo-hoo to you.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Father: HOW DARE YOU????</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Mother: I dare.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(While Father is screaming at Mother, Iris keeps running through town, searching for South Street. She feels lost, until a Labrador Retriever appears and she follows it to South Street. She sees the pet store her mother told her about.)</em></div><div><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2021-11-04 14:46:26 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Scene 5</title>
         <author>liue280_1</author>
         <link>https://padlet.com/liue280_1/bsiyca8n72sfksab/wish/1867657993</link>
         <description><![CDATA[<div><em>Luke: That was a good first day wasn’t it?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yeah.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man enters the scene.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: So! How did it go today Iris?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: It went well!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady enters the scene.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Iris, start cleaning.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: What?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: You heard me. Clean the store. If you want to stay here, you better work for it.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: O...ok. But why can’t you do it?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady:...because I need to watch my lovely comedies.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady leaves the scene. Iris takes a poof and starts cleaning the floor)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Iris, she’s just being lazy. You can go to bed now. Good night!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man leaves the scene, and Iris and Luke are left alone. Iris stops cleaning and gets back on her beanbag)&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: (Yawns.) I’ll go to bed now.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: (Also yawns.)Ok. Goodnight Iris.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(The scene changes to morning at the store. Iris is asleep on a beanbag. After a few moments, she rolls off, lands on the hard floor with a thud, and wakes up.)</em></div><div><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2021-11-04 14:51:36 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Scene 6</title>
         <author>liue280_1</author>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div><em>Iris: OW!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris gets up and goes over to wake up Luke)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Luke...Luke, get up! It’s time for breakfast.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Luke wakes up.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: (Yawns)...Iris, it’s you….</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yep. It’s me.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Luke gets up and yawns again. Boss lady walks onto the stage)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: IRIS!!! MAKE BREAKFAST NOW!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: O...k?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris takes poofs and starts making breakfast. Boss man comes onstage)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Be nice to Iris. She works so hard.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: I’ll be nice to her after she makes breakfast!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris hands out the poofs.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Thank you Iris.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: You’re welcome sir.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Hmph...Iris be sure to clean the store.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yes ma’am.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(A bird escapes its cage and knocks a pot off one of the shelves. The pot breaks)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: IRIS! CLEAN IT NOW!!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yes ma’am.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Iris, let me help.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: LUKE!!! I SWEAR IF YOU HELP HER GOD HELP ME I’LL LOCK YOU IN THE BASEMENT!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Ok...sorry..</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: If you’re going to act like this, then you will be the one in the basement. Be nice to Luke and Iris. They made $70.00 yesterday!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: NO! I want lovely comedies!!! I NEED COMEDIES!!! COMEDIES!!! I NEED…</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man pushes Boss lady offstage and locks the entrance with a wall. (The same type of wall Luke hides behind earlier.))</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: WHY YOU!!! I’LL-I’LL…</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: You’ll what? Sorry I can't hear you.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: UGH. MORONS! No comedies, no store, no nothing. This is just great. I NEED COMEDIES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady snorts loudly and grumbles about comedies while the scene changes.)</em></div><div><br></div>]]></description>
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         <title>Scene 7</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div><em>(Boss lady manages to get the “door” open and enters the scene. Iris and Luke are sleeping on bean bags and Boss man is asleep on the table)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: (Boss lady sighs and takes the TV remote quietly.) Finally! Comedies! COMEDIES!!!! I LOVE MY COMEDIES!!!!! YES!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man wakes up and glares at Boss lady.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Hey! We’re trying to sleep, you stupid buffoon!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: SORRY. (Boss lady smirks)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man goes back to sleep)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: YES!!!! WAHOO!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris, Luke, and Boss man all wake up as soon as Boss lady starts screaming and glare at her)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(SCENE CHANGE)</em></div><div><br></div>]]></description>
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         <title>Scene 8</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div><em>(The floor is messy, with chairs knocked over and tables flipped. The bird that broke the pot earlier is squawking and flying around.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Iris. Clean. Now.&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Yes ma’am.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Iris don’t do it. That’s my job.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Yeah, Iris. Don’t clean.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Ok.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady seeths with rage and starts yelling)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: I SAID CLEAN, IRIS!!!!!! YOU WILL OBEY ME AND YOU WILL NOT LISTEN TO THOSE BUFFOONS!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Who do I listen to?&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: AAAAAGH!!! YOU LISTEN TO ME!!! IS THAT NOT OBVIOUS???? DO I NEED TO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?????????</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: No-sorry...</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Good. Now, you must listen to me from now on.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: O...k?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Mrs. Angrypants, that’s not very nice.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: SHUT UP NOW LUKE!!!!!!!! IRIS IS NO LONGER YOUR SISTER!!! SHE IS JUST A...</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: We were brother and sister?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: YES-wait...you weren’t siblings?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: I think?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Ok then. Ahem...IRIS!!! CLEAN THE STORE NOW!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man appears on the stage)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Mrs. Angrypants, you are abusing this poor child. STOP NOW. She didn’t do anything to you. Just go watch your comedies.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Since when did YOU care about poor kids??</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: CLEARLY BEFORE YOU STARTED CARING ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss man and Boss lady keep fighting while Luke and Iris sneak away. Boss man and Boss lady walk off the stage and keep fighting.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: That’s the first time I’ve ever heard Mr. Hickory yell at anyone.&nbsp;</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: It’s complete chaos over there.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Yeah.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Two customers come into the store. Iris and Luke go to help. (The customers are Boss man and Boss lady, both of which are currently offstage at the moment.))</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Hello! Welcome to Feathers and Fangs Pet Store! How may we help you?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Customer 1: We would like some pet food. Our other bag exploded when we picked it up.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: What type of pet food are you looking for?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Customer 2: We’re looking for one that doesn’t explode when we touch it.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Uh...like which brand of pet food do you want?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Customer 2:&nbsp; (Customer 2 sighs) We’re looking for “CRUNCH N’ MUNCH” dog food.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: Ok. Right this way please.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Customer 1 and Customer 2 follow Luke. Suddenly, there is a loud BANG, and Luke, Iris, and the Customers arrive to see the pet food scattered everywhere. The Customers scream and run offstage. Boss man and Boss lady come onstage.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: Oh no! It exploded!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Oh my goodness! IRIS!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: I...umm...</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Luke: The bags exploded!! It’s not Iris’s fault!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: QUIET YOU FOOL!!!!!!!! IRIS!!!! THIS IS A WARNING!!!!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE!!!!!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Iris: But it wasn’t me!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: (Boss man covers his ears) STOP YELLING!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Everyone goes quiet.)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: Why do I need to listen to you?? I'M THE ONE IN CHARGE AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Everyone goes quiet again)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: Iris, Luke, both of you are excused. I need to talk to Mrs. Angrypants.</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Iris and Luke flop onto beanbags and go to sleep)</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: How many times do I need to tell you?? THEY’RE JUST KIDS!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: I don’t care. Iris works for us and Luke is our manager. THAT’S THE WAY IT WORKS!!!!!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss man: YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ANYTHING BUT COMEDIES!!! THOSE POOR KIDS ARE WORKING FOR MONEY AND A LIFE ANYWHERE BUT ON THE STREETS!!!!! YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM???</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>Boss lady: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM!!! I CARE ABOUT COMEDIES!!! COMEDIES!!! I-NEED-COMEDIES!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!</em></div><div><br></div><div><em>(Boss lady storms offstage angrily while Boss man watches her. After a few minutes, Boss man yawns and leaves the scene. The scene changes to morning at the store. It is still messy onstage, and Boss lady is staring at a TV screen.)</em></div><div><br></div>]]></description>
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         <title>SKIT 1 (ver. 2)</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>CAST 1</div><div>Iris: Elizabeth Kobos</div><div>Father: Evan Liu</div><div>Mother: Kaitlin Lenhart</div><div>Little Brother: Ethan Bui</div><div><br></div><div>(Iris walks downstairs in her house. Father yells at her to make&nbsp;</div><div>breakfast.)</div><div><br></div><div>Father: Iris!! Get breakfast ready!</div><div><br></div><div>Iris: Yes Father.</div><div><br></div><div>Mother: Dear, be nice to Iris. She works so hard.</div><div><br></div><div>Father: I’ll be nice to her after she makes breakfast!!!(Father grumbles and raises arm as if to slap Mom. Mom flinches.)</div><div><br></div><div>(Iris takes poofs and pretends to make breakfast for everyone. She places one poof in front of Dad and Mom, but places 5 in front of Little Brother)</div><div><br></div><div>Mother: Thank you Iris.</div><div><br></div><div>Iris: You’re welcome mom-I mean mother.</div><div><br></div><div>(Father eats and grumbles again)</div><div><br></div><div>Father: Iris! Be sure to clean the house.</div><div><br></div><div>Iris: Yes father.</div><div><br></div><div>(Little Brother smashes his “breakfast” on the ground, making a mess)</div><div><br></div><div>Little Brother: DADDY PLATEY GO SMASHY!!! YAYAY!!!</div><div><br></div><div>Father: IRIS!!!&nbsp; Clean it NOW!!!</div><div><br></div><div>(Iris sighs and starts picking up the “breakfast”)</div><div><br></div><div>Mother: Iris, let me help.</div><div><br></div><div>Father: MARY!&nbsp; YOU CANNOT HELP HER! IF YOU DO GOD HELP ME I WILL LOCK YOU IN THE ATTIC!!!</div><div><br></div><div>Mother:&nbsp; Ok...Sorry…….</div><div><br></div><div>Father: That’s better.</div><div><br></div><div>Iris: Father, can’t you just let me live my own life?</div><div><br></div><div>Father: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?</div><div><br></div><div>Iris: Never mind father.</div><div><br></div><div>Father: Hmph.</div><div><br></div><div>Mother: Iris, you don’t need to do this for us. We can take care of ourselves.</div><div><br></div><div>Father: NO! Iris does everything that she needs to, so she can stay with us and not have a life on the streets.</div><div><br></div><div>Iris: A LIFE ON THE STREETS WOULD BE BETTER THAN LIFE&nbsp; HERE!!!!&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>(Iris starts to storm off stage towards the door, but Father runs after her and drags her back to the table.)</div><div><br></div><div>Father: YOU WON’T ESCAPE THIS PLACE, NO MATTER WHAT!!! I’M GONNA LOCK YOU IN THE ATTIC!!!!!</div><div>__________________________________________________________________________________________________________</div><div>(The scene changes, and Iris is locked in an “attic”. There is a lock on a door and a clock hanging behind Iris. The clock shows that it is midnight. After a few seconds, the lock on the door rattles.)</div><div><br></div><div>Mother:Which key...hmmm...aha! Here we go!</div><div><br></div><div>(The door opens slowly and Iris runs toward it.)</div><div><br></div><div>Mother: Iris! Come on, let's get you out of here!</div><div><br></div><div>Iris: Thank you!</div><div><br></div><div>Mother: Don’t thank me yet.</div><div><br></div><div>(Iris and Mother run out of the house. The scene changes to the outside. It is very dark.)</div><div>__________________________________________________________________________________________________________</div><div>Mother: I hope you find what you’re looking for, Iris. Your father was horrible to you. Run before he finds out! There’s a pet shop on the corner of south street. There, you will find Luke. He will help you.&nbsp;</div><div><br></div><div>Iris: How do you know he’ll help me?</div><div><br></div><div>Mother: Because he knows me and will help my cause no matter what. Go! Run!</div><div><br></div><div>Iris: Ok! Thank you!</div><div><br></div><div>(Iris runs off. Just then, Father bursts through the door of the house and starts yelling.)</div><div><br></div><div>Father: HOW DID SHE ESCAPE?!?!? YOU! (Father glares at Mother.) YOU HELPED HER!! HOW DARE YOU!!!</div><div><br></div><div>Mother: Yes I did help her. Boo-hoo to you.</div><div><br></div><div>Father: YOU DARE TAUNT ME????</div><div><br></div><div>Mother: Yes, I dare.</div><div><br></div><div>(While Father is screaming at Mother, Iris keeps running through town, searching for South Street. She feels lost, until a Labrador Retriever appears and she follows it to South Street. She sees the pet store her mother told her about.)</div><div><br></div>]]></description>
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