Whenever I see you, you always have a fresh scratch or red hand print on your face. On Monday you had 80% more visible marks than you did on Friday, so I don't know what's going on under that jumper of yours. That girl is not something you can put love and affection into. She's like a cat you tried to raise with love, but it turned out it wasn't a cat, just a rat with rabies, now she's biting everyone you know and spreading her disease.

 

She yells in your face in public slap's you for giving her the wrong spoon for soup and whenever I ask if your OK you just answer with yeah I am and then change the subject. All I want is for you to be happy and she's not letting you. Look, Dave, the only way you can enjoy life is to separate yourself from her it’s the only way that you can feel the joy of happiness again. 

 

Well you need to be the one to leave not her don’t give her the satisfaction of leaving you hart broken you’re the bigger person, you’re the happier person. You and only you can leave her 

 

Seeing you with this psychopath feels like im getting stabbed over and over again.  Listen up! I have known you for over 5 years now and you’re like family to me. It’s gotten to the point where I can read your mind. I can tell she’s not the one for you. I wouldn’t allow any woman of mine to embarrass me in public. Surely you haven’t forgotten the time where she smacked you in Nando's for getting her the wrong sauce. Or the time when she punched you in the genitals at her birthday party for getting her  a terrible gift, even though it was a highly expensive necklace. If this isn’t  clear evidence about why you should dispose of her then I don’t know what is.  

 Lemme ask you a few questions bro. Do you really enjoy life with her? 

Bro have you ever thought about what everyone thinks about her? 

Have you ever seen the strong hatred towards her by basically every one ? Well if you’re still wondering, everyone hates her. 

 

These reasons are why we are begging you to just dump her already. There are plenty more girls out there that aren’t insane like this . So just dump her already!

Hey! Richard! Yeah! You! You there! Dump Karen! Yeah, you heard what I said, dump her! I know you’ve thought about it before...You have, haven’t you! Hah! Tricked you! Come on, let’s be real, that fat slug could hardly keep up with your speed; would you really like to stay with a wet wipe like her? Yeah! I thought not!

Let’s look at the number of times Miss Chubby Little Twit has cheated on you – there was that time with your cousin, your uncle, and your dad. That’s THREE times! I don’t know why they’re so interested in a big rat-infested bum like her. You’re pushing her luck mate, she doesn’t deserve you.

She’s literally a stinking cow with warts growing out of her bum, like a trail going down her leg. When I first saw you together, I thought you were married to Winnie the Witch! Her pointy nose curls up like her vicious handwriting and her loathsome pointy fingers are cold and icy, they could send shivers down one’s spine as quick as lightning.

Imagine if she leaves you one day for a rich man who gives her everything she wants. You’ll be left lonely -- known as the loser who dated the old hag, and you’ll most possibly have taken her contagious juicy pus-oozing warts with you!

Take a look at Karen: she smells as if she’s lived in a bin. How about Linda across the street? Single, pretty, and smells like rose petals . Not to mention she doesn’t have any pus-oozing warts. 

Karen is a waste of time, space and oxygen.

If you get rid of that scumbag, you could do such great things for this place. It would end the horrible stench following you the street; there'd be no more crusty old skin left shredded on your bathroom floor. 

After Karen leaves, society will be fixed.

She's such a mardy bum, let's be real.

 

You are being manipulated almost 24/7. You need to get out of this relationship. It's more toxic than the bleach I used yesterday to clean my sink. Shanice is controlling, manipulative and tiring. I don’t know how you've managed to deal with her for two years already, but I can see how weary you are. I can see in the bags under your eyes! She cheated on you, for gods sake Ben! Do you remember how that made you feel? You felt unworthy -- not good enough for anyone. Completely terrible!  

 

Please Ben, don't let this happen again. She doesn't love you. 

I will not sit and watch my best friend get broken. I can't be that friend. 

 

When was the last time she did something nice for you? When was the last time she took you out for food? When was the last time she told you she loved you? 

You can't remember can you. Exactly. You did so much for her, and you got nothing in return. She doesn’t deserve you.

Go pick yourself up and do it Ben. 
Go dump Shanice. That rat.

Remember when he stole your car because you had bought it from a male car salesperson? Or when he burnt down your house just to get your attention, not in a romantic way. This man is slowly destroying your life, and it is destroying me to watch him do it. You can’t let this carry on any longer -- I am begging you not to let this carry on any longer. 

He is toxic, disrespectful, a brutal millstone pulling on your neck and preventing you from achieving all you can. You need to open your eyes and get rid of him before you end up spending Christmas alone, in your mid 70s with no friends or family. I’m not kidding.

Take control of your life and end this joke of a relationship. Only then can you ever truly be happy.

 

 

Listen mate, 19 years I've known you. That’s 19 full rotations around the sun, 6,935 days, or if you want, ¾ of my life, and I think that’s long enough to see when you're in pain. What this monster is doing to you isn't right. She's like a leech feeding off of your insecurities, a leech that gets bigger and bigger the more you shrink. Now, do you know how you get rid of a leech? Fire. I'm not saying lose all contact with her, not at all, but in the situation you lot are in, this isn't healthy. 

 

She's distracting you from work, family and your friends. Remember when we planned that trip months in advance? We knew a date and a time down to the minute, yet you never showed up and left me stranded and hopeless at the airport whilst you galivanted off to the pits of hell with that beast. 

Right now you're like a puppet, and she is the puppet master -- any blind man can see that! 

 

If you want change, you have to start now. Do you really enjoy life with her? I'd pay you the compliment of assuming you don’t. She is the flame in your life, but definitely not the light. She grasps you by your ankles and drags you down with her. 

 

Remember when you couldn’t make it to your mum's funeral because she needed you to take her shopping? 

 

Remember when you were hospital bound after a car crash she caused and she didn’t even visit you? 

 

Remember when we were at my wedding and you were forced to leave because she was bored!? 

 

She's ruining your life. She's ruining you. 

 

I know what's keeping you trapped: it's fear. But you have to listen to me, you'll find another partner, and until then, you'll have me. If you truly want things to get better, listen to my advice. If you choose not to, then unfortunately the suffering falls on you, not me. 

 

I'm sorry she's putting you through this. It pains a man to see his friend cry and hurts even more to know that you're forcing it upon yourself. If you find the light you’ve been searching for, hit me up and we can talk, but until then, 

 

Have a good one... 

 

 

It’s hard to say this but, your husband…He isn’t quite… He isn’t famous, is he? I believe the correct term is 'irrelevant'. I mean, sure he made reddit and all, but, compared to you, he’s bringing the Williams’ name down. All your hard work, the reputation you’ve made for yourself, with him beside you he chips away at that.

Just imagine Miley Cirus on that wrecking ball, but instead, it’s your husband. And with that wrecking ball he crashes through your life’s work, leaving it in pieces. You don’t want that do you? I mean, you’re the seventh best female tennis player in the world -- that is truly something. That is the proof that you deserve more than that husband of yours. That is why you’re better than him.

 

She needs to go.

 

Gerald you have to let her go. 

 

Literally everyone hates her; she is just so annoying. I am so sure she has been sent from hell to make everyone’s life miserable. 

She has you on a leach, its time to be free. 

She is a waste of good air.

Do you really want to be held back your whole life? I wouldn’t if I was you…

She is just using you. She is destroying you. She is the cause of all your problems.

 

Just remember all those traumatizing events….

When she took you to the zoo and she made you hold the skunk. We all know what happened after that. It took hours to get that stink out. 

When she ordered your food for you and forgot you were allergic to dairy. God, you inflated like a big hot air balloon. You had to get rushed to hospital and had huge needle jammed into your arm. It looked like a 24 hours in A and E episode. 

When she stole your credit card, bought a pet monkey and entered it into staring competitions (poor guy, he never won any of them.)

 

Also, who in their right mind names a child Petunia, they were just setting her up for a life of hatred and misery. 

You deserve better.

You can do better. 

When you are with her, you are a pathetic little caterpillar; don’t you want to be a beautiful, majestic butterfly? Don’t you want to fly away and be free?