Create a short satirical output (choose any one) on the above headline after the U.A.E. ban on junk food in schools:

·A mock news report (7-8 sentences)

·A Stand-up (20-30 seconds)

·A Comic strip (4-5 panels) with dialogue.

Not a soul to be seen

Social Media Addiction

And it looks like she’s not free

The birds are chirping, can’t you see

Go touch some grass, and come to me

Conceal, don’t feel

Don’t let her in

Well now I’m in

Let it go

Let it go

Can’t speak like this anymore

Let it go

Let it go

Can you put it down once more

I don’t care

What they’re trying to say

Imagine your stuck eating veggies like broccolli?! At this point detention and lunch are the same thing. They say vegetable are good for your physical health? True, but so is exercise but u don’t see anyone lining up to do push-ups during recess. At the end of the day why are you making life more grey than it already is? You expect me to eat some tall orange stick, like do you think I’m an alien? The lunch lady overheard a group of students discussing if cucumber are radioactive? Literally potatoes and fries are the same thing like what’s the difference? i wonder if the teachers are doing their happy dances in the washroom thinking that the students are estactic eating green leafy things. At this point the students think they’re in jail rather than school.

Turkey:who r u!?

Chicken what do u think I’m an elephant?

Turkey: I’m not going anywhere

Chicken : who r u to say that

Turkey : I’m a not wanted for fast food

Chicken : well boohoo cuz I am egg-cellent

Human: when r they gonna quit?..I need to cook for my customers