Parent Jokes by msstewart https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya A Block en-us 2021-10-01 01:01:24 UTC 2022-11-07 18:44:36 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373240097 "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

]]> 2022-11-07 14:58:46 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373240097 https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373240433 Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.]]> 2022-11-07 14:58:55 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373240433 "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" " A Satisfactory." https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373240890 2022-11-07 14:59:11 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373240890 https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373241454
  • "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
  • "If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
  • "If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?"

    • ]]>     2022-11-07 14:59:27 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373241454     5. Why do the seagulls fly over the sea?Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels. https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373241639 2022-11-07 14:59:33 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373241639 https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373241861 Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

    ]]>     2022-11-07 14:59:42 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373241861     https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373242062 Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!

    Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems


    ]]>     2022-11-07 14:59:48 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373242062     https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373242152 It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.]]> 2022-11-07 14:59:51 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373242152 https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373242545 Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    It was feeling a little crumby]]>     2022-11-07 15:00:04 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373242545     https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373242872 "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?"
    "No, what happened?"
    "The teacher woke him up."]]>     2022-11-07 15:00:14 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373242872     What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The ow-l https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373243791 2022-11-07 15:00:42 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373243791 I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner. https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373244902 2022-11-07 15:01:13 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373244902 https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373245289 What is your favorite month? 
    July.
    Why July?
    I didn't lie. ]]>     2022-11-07 15:01:26 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373245289     https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373245392 When does a joke become a dad joke?
    When it be comes apparent.]]>     2022-11-07 15:01:29 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373245392     https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373246499 What did the evil chicken lay?
    Deviled eggs. ]]>     2022-11-07 15:02:04 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373246499     https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373247160 If you're Russian when you go in the bathroom and Finnish when you come out
    what are you while you're in the bathroom...European.
    ]]>     2022-11-07 15:02:26 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373247160     https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373247736 "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

    ]]>     2022-11-07 15:02:46 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373247736     https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373248598 "Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems."]]> 2022-11-07 15:03:15 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373248598 What's the most famous fish in the sea?A starfish. If you have any better fish puns just let minnow. https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373248657 2022-11-07 15:03:17 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373248657 How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor. https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373250733 2022-11-07 15:04:25 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373250733 A policeman is driving down the highway looking for speeders, when he sees a car going wayy over the speed limit. He turns on his sirens and pulls up next to the car where he finds an old lady knitting WHILE driving! The policeman rolls down his window and screams at the lady, "pull over!" "what?" the lady yells. "Pullover!!" The policeman screams again. The lady looks very confused, before replying, "no, Scarf!" https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373252396 2022-11-07 15:05:18 UTC https://padlet.com/msmstewart/funnya/wish/2373252396