☆cho seungyounᵃˡᵖʰᵃ [A] 5 minutes ago Reply

DO IT

☆cho seungyounᵃˡᵖʰᵃ [A] 5 minutes ago Reply

Lol

☾min yoongiᵒᵐᵉᵍᵃ 6 minutes ago Reply

Fml

☆cho seungyounᵃˡᵖʰᵃ [A] 6 minutes ago Reply

Um okay :0 aaaah

☾min yoongiᵒᵐᵉᵍᵃ 6 minutes ago Reply

I'll leak on Ur face in a minute

☆cho seungyounᵃˡᵖʰᵃ [A] 6 minutes ago Reply

Accept your leakiness

☆cho seungyounᵃˡᵖʰᵃ [A] 6 minutes ago Reply

Suga, why u fighting your true self

☾min yoongiᵒᵐᵉᵍᵃ 6 minutes ago Reply

NOT LITERALLY

☾min yoongiᵒᵐᵉᵍᵃ 7 minutes ago Reply

Fuck me

☆cho seungyounᵃˡᵖʰᵃ [A] 7 minutes ago Reply

LEAKS

☆cho seungyounᵃˡᵖʰᵃ [A] 7 minutes ago Reply

☾min yoongiᵒᵐᵉᵍᵃ 6 minutes ago Reply
Leaks over to feed Jin some banana bread too

*hesitates for a moment before fishing out the pretty star jar and setting it up nearby*
Look, this is going to be one hell of a phat uwu for Ahn Daniel. I'm not even kidding. I got out of my
warm bed and out into the living room to get on the computer for this because there was no way in hell I'm gonna write this out on a fucking phone when I'm laying down like the lazy prick I am. He is gonna need this jar. This is just how much I feel for this emotional singer of Teen Top named Ahn Daniel. Here we go;

It's come to my attention that you and I have nearly been dating for two months already. Another week and we hit that mark. I could wait until then to do this, but nope. In a mood to just hit you with that UWU UWU UWU, you know, Blackpink style but instead of Ddu-du Ddu-du it's uwu-uu uwu-uu. Get it?
... I'm lame, but you know - shush, you love me still! 
I feel like the time has just gone on by like whooooosh. Things in life make that happen, and it's unfortunate that it put a strain on us for a while but I refuse to let you go that easily. The only time I will ever let you go, extremely reluctantly I’ll have you know, is if you come up to me one day and tell me you're leaving or you tell me you don't want to be with me any more. Otherwise, that's it. Your salty self
is stuck with me indefinitely but you need the sweetness I can give to balance out that salt mine of yours. There you are, mining salt, salt and more salt, getting all huffy and ready to yell at some bitch and then there’s me, casually throwing sugar over everything like “N~ope”. 
I am entirely whipped for you, Daniel. I wonder if that’s because there was something familiar about
you? Like I was drawn to you in my own way because in my heart I knew we were a matched pair, knew that we work well together and because of circumstances, I could finally give you the time that you deserved that I could never give you in the past relationship with you. Thinking back to that time, wow I feel like such a jerk because I don’t think I ever told you my reasons for not being here a lot. But we made that work somehow, and given this is like a second chance for us, I refuse to let it be beaten this time around. I’m here to stay, with you.

Ah, my salty angelic cake Daniel… Words really don’t come close to expressing the thoughts and feelings that fill me because of you. In the past I’ve tried to delve into those things, to explain the best I can what I think about your personality and your appearance and your abilities yet I never seem to quite express it all properly. I fumble over my words because the moment you cross my mind, I get so
jumbled up. I might have a million things stashed away dedicated to just you but getting them out in the open? I can barely even think them straight let alone trying to put them into words. How do you
describe perfection? My only answer is, well, you. You are perfect. Or the closest being in the known universe to perfection. I’m always wanting to show off our relationship to people. “Oh I did this with so and so,” a friend might say and I just interject without a care “YEAH BUT ME AND DANIEL DID THIS --” I think my friends might be sick of me. Except Hyunjin. He encourages it if anything. 

I guess now I recap things I’ve in the past said but with more detail just for you cause damn it, I love
you okay? Let me have this moment to just make you melt in your jar, providing you don’t just melt into nothingness. That would suck, please don’t do that. I love you. 
Look, I don’t call you my angel for nothing. Yes, I’ve added a few things to that title but the core of it exists for a reason. You are an angel, in both appearance and personality, regardless of what anyone else wants to say about you. In my eyes, you’re just angelic as can be. You have physical attributes that cannot be matched by anyone else and the warmest nature to exist, even if I had to melt you down a little to see it. 
You’re so pretty, Daniel. Those sweet wavy brown locks that are like silk to the touch, entrancing feline eyes that are a soft warm brown, like melted chocolate; high set cheekbones on flawless skin, plump cushiony lips that are softer than pillows to kiss. You’re taller than me, but you’re so petite and
attractive, how can people not naturally want to swoon over you, mh? You make my heart race when
you enter the room, and my eyes are always drawn to you, even if you don’t notice me there for a while. Sometimes I just like sitting on the couch by the walls and just listening to you speak with everyone. Does that make me creepy? I’m sorry if it does. Your voice is just so captivating and pleasant to hear. It always manages to bring a smile to my lips in some way or another. Your abilities to sing catch me
and I aspire to be on your level one day, even if takes me years to reach your abilities, if I even can at all. 

You have this ability to make me always think about you. It happened, the last time we dated as well.
You were there, on the back of my mind and in the front of it when I wasn’t juggling home and work.
Now you’re there so much more because my feelings for you keep growing. Yes, I love you, but even “love” doesn’t accurately describe the emotional turmoil that wracks me because of you. If anything, I more than love you. But I don’t think a word for that exists. And if one does, I’m sorry that I can’t think
of it because when I imagine love, your face is there. You’re pretty, beautiful and gorgeous face.

You’re my everything Ahn Daniel, and I never want to be without you. I want to keep working on our relationship, and seeing where it will take us, and if it’ll take us higher than we ever imagined and if we do fall, there’s the mountain of pillows there waiting to catch us because I know now that there aren’t sharp pointy sticks. There never was. Not when it’s you and me.
I love you.

im trying to be a billy to my crush

I was like the Janis Ian to ur Cady Heron.. and you went Regina George on me after
e n e

 

*faces the camera and starts to talk
its not because I believe jinwoo is the mafia, he's incapable of shit.
I just want him gone.
*shows the camera a piece of paper with jinwoo's name written on it before shoving it on the voting jar

Heh I love jinwoo

 

shim hyunseong 3 seconds ago Reply

Jinwoo is adorkable

shim hyunseong 3 minutes ago Reply 

Kiji we need you
Ain’t no F4 without you

MJ is like no other
If you feel like something is missing in your life its probably him ain’t nobody can cuddle like he can. No body makes you smile like he can. And nobody helps you love yourself like he can. He’s literally descended straight from heaven like have you even seen him?!?! If not watch out you might end up staring for like a year. You know that fluffy feeling you get when something good happens to you? Yeah he was literally born from that feeling. No one and I men no one is a better friend than MJ.

you’re cute when you’re in a good mood
but also cute when you’re in a bad mood
and also when you’re in a salty mood

I'm straight

adornale6:44:41 PMReply

i thought you were k orean

Jinwoo is adorkable

To Jungwoo, the best friend I made without even trying : I wasn’t lying when I said I would go to jail for you. You’re funny and kind and so easygoing and easy for me to be around. Thank you for spending time with me in the ams, thank you for coming back after you left. Thank you for being a part of us and for always making me laugh. If we ever meet someday, remind me to give you a big ol tsun hug.

that sbc youre a bad bitch miss eunji

i know u are hot, the cause of global warming = eunji

kim woosung ❀ [A] 3 years ago

i found this image again fnjdksfbds

https://i.imgur.com/KYzBFql.png

kim jongin20:28:44Reply

woosung: I’m gonna dom you jongin
also woosung: https://i.imgur.com/SsczIm1.jpg?1

HE LITERALLY SAID KISS HIM WHAT OTHER CONSENT DO you NEED

nam joohyuk [A] 3 years ago

hoE

nam joohyuk [A] 3 years ago
consent

nam joohyuk [A] 3 years ago
i don’t give lip kisses unless asked

moon jongup [A] 3 years ago

hoe

moon jongup [A] 3 years ago
you beeen here for like 40 minutes 
Not kissing

nam joohyuk [A] 3 years ago
and I want our first kiss to be special moment I can dwell in

ahri. 13 minutes ago Reply
White man trio jumpscare

ahri. 13 minutes ago Reply
Alfred, Armin, and Aether…

dazai osamu. 11 minutes ago Reply 
thought you guys were a lesbian couple

dazai osamu. 3 minutes ago Reply 
are you

tomo. 3 minutes ago Reply 
Squishes at Leewon’s chest

jung leewon. [sh] 3 minutes ago Reply 
wait wrong face to use to say that

tomo. 3 minutes ago Reply 
ARE YOU A WOMAN

tomo. 3 minutes ago Reply 
….

jung leewon. [sh] 3 minutes ago Reply 
ngl feeling like death- my tummy been hurting. these cramps killing- and im not even on the red carpet time

kim jungwoo 5 minutes ago Reply
Your bf is old

kim jungwoo 5 minutes ago Reply
no he's not

lee jaehyun ʰʸᵘⁿʲᵃᵉ [A] 5 minutes ago Reply
my boyfriend in new

fucking crying

mark lee 6 hours ago Reply

@mark lee ᶠᵃˢᵗ ᶠᵘʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵇᵘᵈᵈʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᵒʸ i should be asking you the same question. why this one???

mark lee ᶠᵃˢᵗ ᶠᵘʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵇᵘᵈᵈʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᵒʸ 2 months agoReply
@kim jungwoo (◕‿◕✿) j j j jungwoo.. what are you doing here... at the gay 7/11

kim jungwoo (◕‿◕✿) 2 months ago Reply
@mark lee ᶠᵃˢᵗ ᶠᵘʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵇᵘᵈᵈʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᵒʸ Gimme your slurpee money

mark lee ᶠᵃˢᵗ ᶠᵘʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵇᵘᵈᵈʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ˢᵒʸ 2 months agoReply
someone FIGHT ME

@nakamura kazuha ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒˢᵗ ᵖʳᵉᶜᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵘʷhttps://i.imgur.com/XmJDuGB.jpg

zhong chenle2:13:47 AMReply

fr

park jisung2:13:45 AMReply

I

na jaemin2:13:42 AMReply

starting to think jisung married the rest of US outta pity okno

huang renjun2:13:39 AMReply

HE LMAO-ED YOU??? 😭😭😭

park jisung2:13:36 AMReply

I

park jisung2:13:27 AMReply

DID YOU CHENLE???

na jaemin2:13:25 AMReply

zhong chenle3:13:14 PMReply
i tried to rizz jisung once and he lmao-ed at me 🕳🚶🏻

😭

huang renjun2:13:19 AMReply

leo wang12:12:38 AMReply
he’s making daddy’s out of dads

SCREAMING (sfw) (not in the sexy way) (hmu if you wanna change that)

zhong chenle2:13:13 AMReply

i tried to rizz jisung once and he lmao-ed at me 🕳🚶🏻

@zhong chenle Man has NO plan ‼️‼️‼️????????????

zhong chenle 2 weeks ago Reply 
@huang renjun The one with the plan YESAHSHSHAHSHSS

huang renjun [sh] 2 weeks ago Reply
@zhong chenle Crying, it’s not wrong at all ;; I didn’t even know I was a part of this shit until yesterday 2827373737
Jisung is the idiot one, right??

park jisung 2 weeks ago Reply
@zhong chenle The most accurate representation of the poly fr

lee felix [h] 2 weeks ago Reply
@zhong chenle yeah absolutely

na jaemin 2 weeks ago Reply
@zhong chenle okay but I need to know who is who -

zhong chenle 2 weeks ago Reply 

@park jisung @na jaemin @lee jeno @lee felix @huang renjun https://i.imgur.com/cNTu7Ry.png

the poly

Yes ur ed icb

kim jungwoo 14 hours ago Reply 
ahahshshsgsgd

kim jungwoo 14 hours ago Reply 
WAIT

kim jungwoo 14 hours ago Reply 
ur ed

kim jungwoo 14 hours ago Reply 
im eddy

kim jungwoo 14 hours ago Reply 

lefty is edd

kim jungwoo 14 hours ago Reply 

No

park sunghoon 14 hours ago Reply
am I ed

kim jungwoo 14 hours ago Reply 
Im edd

park sunghoon 14 hours ago Reply
Ed edd and eddy wkdnns
who’s who

kim jungwoo 14 hours ago Reply 
ed edd and eddy

lee chan9:52:02 PMReply
imagine if we called motorcycles crotch rocket

lumine.9:30:04 PMReply
but apparently the rated energy got to my brain 

lumine.9:29:53 PMReply
i meant to type duck

lumine.9:29:47 PMReply
FUCK

lumine.9:29:45 PMReply
dick

perona.9:29:37 PMReply
Fuck

perona.9:29:11 PMReply
wtf

perona. 4 seconds ago Reply
DUCK

perona. 8 seconds ago Reply
duck

perona. 12 seconds ago Reply
Just say duck

matsuno chifuyu.13:44:32Reply
walmart miley: noah cyrus

sanzu haruchiyo. [h]12:44:31 AMReply
toman 7th division captain mikey cyrus

boutta make roach tacos for you bitches

guess it's time for this cowboy to hit the hay
remember, wrap it before you tap it

MYUNGTOE IS THE SHIP NAME

ahn daniel1:27:37 PMReply

Seungniel is cute

 

ahn daniel1:28:03 PMReply

But Seungmine is better

ahn daniel5:10:04 PMReply
I believe potatoes are the junk food tofu

niel is my new religion

kim seungmin 2 minutes ago Reply

A H N D A N I E L I S M Y B O Y F R I E N D

 

kim seungmin 17 seconds ago Reply

Guys we need to talk about how beautiful Ahn Daniel is okay?
I mean look at him. He's got that gorgeous wavy hair that refuses to stay straight without hours of straightening, a smile that can light up the whole room and of course the voice of an angel and even then he has surpassed the Angel's abilities to sing.
Hes perfect. And I love him.

kim seungmin12:34:47 PMReply

Ahn Daniel is the sweetest and most beautiful boy I've ever met! He's always there with a smile and makes my heart race just by being in the same room as me! My heart knew well before my mind did that he would be mine and now that he is, I can't stop smiling! I love you Daniel!

kim seungmin 21 seconds ago Reply

This is just for you, because no one is really here to witness us for a change. But honestly, Daniel, when we first met I didn't realise how special you would end up being to me. You always had that don't touch me vibe about you but I wanted to press myself under that wall you had and just open you up to me. And I did, without realising it. And when I had you opened, wow. I wasn't expecting the amount of care and love you had hidden away from the world

kim seungmin 40 seconds ago Reply

You're still too salty it's making me feel pathetic. Time to fix that. 
*inhaling deeply* 
Daniel has one hell of a weakness for me! When we first met, he hated being touched, always getting annoyed when I got all up in his face but I didn't care! I pushed and pulled and made him open up enough! It wasn't just him that opened though, it was me cause he made me needy for his hugs and his smiles and god damn it those pretty sweaters he likes to wear! I went from "I want to be a part of everyone" to "Where the fuck is Daniel, I need him the most!" 
Fucking hell he makes me so soft and he knows it.

kim seungmin 20 seconds ago Reply

D a n i e l;
I see you there my loving angel. It seems you need a little sweetness in your life once more. Good thing I'm here, isn't it? Let's see. What to say about you today? 
I was talking about you last night. About how much I love your singing voice, your normal voice and your laugh. You always make me smile, always put me out of a mood even if you never noticed that I'm in one. I also mentioned how you're so understanding and how much that means to me. You get me, and that's important to me. I love you Daniel.

kim seungmin 7 minutes ago Reply

Okay -- 
So I've been really slack on this lately but I've been working 6-days a week work weeks and I've been way tired to think how to word these but here we go anyway!
*inhales gently*
My angel, my beautiful, beautiful angel, Ahn Daniel. 
Wow can you believe we have been dating for over two weeks now? It feels a lot longer honestly. Time keeps blurring on past when I'm not with you but it slows right down when I get to be in your hold. This last week has been rough on us, and I'm sorry I have made a lot of noise about it and kicking up such a fuss about it but we can only go forward! 
What I'm trying to say, as you know, is that I love you!

kim seungmin 7 minutes ago Reply

Welp, I was about to go to work but my boyfriend needs me first and foremost to, here we go, one big serving of uwu virus just for Ahn Daniel, the saltiest angel I have ever met and loved. Let's talk about that fucker's beautiful voice today okay? There's a reason I call him angel, and it's because he sings like an angel - NAY! BETTER, THAN AN ANGEL! He had a voice gifted to him by the gods themselves and no one can come remotely close to matching him. His vocal capacity is mid to high tones, but that won't stop him from having the huskiest voice ever when he wants to. I could easily sit down, or lay out and just listen to him speak and sing all day and all night, like a lullaby. He also screams like a bitch and I love him.

 

kim seungmin2:33:07 PMReply

Well, he better be prepared to gag a whole lot more because I've been missing his idiotic self like crazy which can only mean it's time for a uwu rant in his honour.
Daniel makes me feel so many different things. I want to both love him and squish him into oblivion because of how adorable he is and how sweet he can be when we finally do get a chance to see one another. He may be busy a lot of the time, and I may whine and whine like a fucking toddler for him to be here and notice me but at the end of the day I can't deny that I still love him and everything about him. From his teasing attitude to his salty behaviour. He's everything I could want and more.

 

kim seungmin8:01:50 PMReply

*grumbles out something intangible, collecting the pretty jar and unscrewing the top, setting it down near Daniel*
Fine. There, you're all set for this and you know exactly what's coming because you started it so --
*inhales slowly, meeting Daniel's gaze squarely*
You. 
You drive me entirely crazy, when you're here and when you're not here. Thoughts of you are constantly running through my head. Thoughts of your voice, of your touch, of your appearance, your laugh; your gaze, your warmth -- I could write an entire novel on those things alone and you know I can! 
You're always there on my mind and when we're apart, it hurts but at the same time I feel like its a test of our emotions, a test I'm stubborn and determined to pass because without you Ahn Daniel, I'm not even half a person. You make up my entire soul and heart. I need you.

Now you may gracefully melt into your jar.

 

ii ii iii i -i-ii am m o ist for u z-zz-iccc-o-o

YIREN

na jaemin9:31:24 AMReply
YIREN AHAHAHAHSHJSHSSHK

park jisung9:31:20 AMReply
YIREN

lee jeno9:31:20 AMReply
YIREN AOABSISN

park jisung9:31:19 AMReply
fr every time I feel bad I’m a big baby about it :c I can’t swallow big pills either LMAO

wang yiren9:31:15 AMReply
But u can swallow d-

na jaemin9:31:05 AMReply
I don’t take medicine bc I can’t swallow the pills :cccc

♥ Seokjin 1 minute ago Reply

♥ Sun Yein 1 minute ago Reply
Soak-Jin <3333333

Yein <33333333
So cute
 

♥ Yoongi 1 minute ago Reply

pls love my profile pic- its aesthetic- okno

 

♥ Yoongi 3 minutes ago Reply

wussa profile- okno

 

♥ Sun Yein 2 minutes ago Reply

from far away jin's dp looks like he's pooping on a toliet

 

♥ Sun Yein 46 minutes ago Reply
me in human form : https://images-production.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/photos/file/71210/jamie-dornan-hot-guys-of-christmas.jpg

me in cat form : http://www.beaconsinn.com/images/img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140801184700/koror-blog-org/images/9/9a/Cute-kitty-pink-stylish-Favim.com-441052.jpg


♥ Hiro 50 minutes ago Reply Keep all you clothes on sun



♥ Yoongi 7 minutes ago Reply
<--- will suck diq for a bag of doritos and half a mozarella stick
♦ Park Jaehyung 1 minute ago Reply
meands yein's broken heart ;;

♥ Baekhyun [A] 38 seconds ago Reply
@♥ Sun Yein kinky

♦ Park Jaehyung 1 minute ago Reply
gently squishes yein's cheeks
i like you


♦ Taehyung 31 seconds ago Reply
oh wait- did kihyun say S T OP acting gay-
wh o o ps


♥ Kim Jinhong 1 minute ago Reply
wikihow: how to stop acting gay


♦ Satan 1 minute ago Reply
The difference between my breathing and jungkook breathing

Me: breathes
Everyone: ew omg get away. I'm allergic.


Jungkook: breathes
Everyone: I'm pregnant now. Hng yes master.



-_-
Y'all haters ;;;


♦ Taehyung 3 seconds ago Reply
#justsatanproblems


♥ Jimin 1 second ago Reply
like that sex where it's spontaneous and you fuck me against the wall and cover my mouth so i don't get too loud or force me onto my knees to suck you off in a bathroom in public


♥ Key 17 seconds ago Reply
Do two kittens having sex have the same appeal to masters as two girls do to straight men?


♦ Choi Seungcheol 2 minutes ago Reply
♥ Sun Yein 53 seconds ago Reply
WE HAVE A SOUPS

we'd make a great scouple



♥ Baekhyun [A] 1 minute ago Reply
sunny frames soooo many stuff on his wall
omfg



♦ Lil' Juancock 8 seconds ago Reply
lil diabetes just moaned in the bdsm room


♥ Yoongi 1 minute ago Reply
me: *thinking about boys i know* wow i hate boys
me: *thinking about bts* wow i love boys


♦ Park Jaehyung 6 minutes ago Reply
'babe'
i--
/suddenly has motivation to do everything


♦ Satan 27 seconds ago Reply
I read that as
"I'm going out with a lightbulb"


♦ Park Jaehyung 1 minute ago Reply
correction: i have a sm a l l food kink


♦ Jseph 12 seconds ago Reply
give your dick a little hit and maybe it'll get thick


♦ Jseph 1 minute ago Reply
@♦ Park Jaehyung aw cute--
why is it cute you're literally saying i'm horny oml


♥ Baekhyun [A] 1 minute ago Reply
DUDES
i like only now
realized
that luhan is a master...like...kittypls


♦ Taehyung 7 seconds ago Reply
I've said it before and I'll say it again-
jseph has a hot ass neck



♦ Ok Taecyeon 16 seconds ago Reply
One-liner smut makes me crack up so much lmfaooo


♥ Jimin 1 minute ago Reply
i got scared for a second thinking that yoongi would leave me for markiplier bu t it's him


♦ Godfrey 1 second ago Reply
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Fuck you
I'm Dr.FeelGood


♥ Markiplier 2 minutes ago Reply
snugglefuck
A transition from napping/cuddling to sensual foreplay, followed by passionate, (rough) sex... aka, I really want to hold you and be close, but let's go to pound town on the fuck truck.

Simply put, it's a cuddle that turns into a fuck. And it's really good. Also referred to as SF, or SFing.
______________________________________
I'm going to snugglefuck the shit outta you!

I wanted to fuck her really bad, but I also wanted to hold her in my arms....so I settled for a snugglefuck.


♦ Park Jaehyung 3 minutes ago Reply
hey yein wanna snugglefuck