Memesboro v2 by Slow Motard

It’s back 😏

2018-12-20 20:51:31 UTC

2018-12-20 21:04:14 UTC

Gay ass nibba

Hi bitches

2018-12-20 21:06:10 UTC

We gotta make this spread like the last one

2018-12-20 21:09:14 UTC

Yeetus the feetus

slowmotard24 — 2018-12-20 21:39:17 UTC

Hippity hoppity women are property

2018-12-21 03:10:14 UTC

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2018-12-21 03:15:41 UTC

hen in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these ColoniesFor taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.New Hampshire:Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew ThorntonMassachusetts:John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge GerryRhode Island:Stephen Hopkins, William ElleryConnecticut:Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver WolcottNew York:William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis MorrisNew Jersey:Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham ClarkPennsylvania:Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George RossDelaware:Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKeanMaryland:Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of CarrolltonVirginia:George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter BraxtonNorth Carolina:William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John PennSouth Carolina:Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur MiddletonGeorgia:Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

slowmotard24 — 2018-12-21 13:47:39 UTC

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew...wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa...Whooo...wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished bees...please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: “Welcome Graduating Class of:”, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of... The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) ...9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard it’s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - “FACTORY” FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it’s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: “Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.” TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONT’D) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this... Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONT’D) ...soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know as... EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey. ADAM (sotto) That girl was hot. BARRY (sotto) She’s my cousin. ADAM She is? BARRY Yes, we’re all cousins. ADAM Right. You’re right. TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology. ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hit with a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER. He gets up, and gives a “thumb’s up”. The graduate bees APPLAUD. ADAM (re: stunt bee) What do you think he makes? BARRY Not enough. TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 8. BARRY Wow, what does that do? TRUDY Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ANGLE ON: The Krelman machine. Bees with hand-shaped hats on, rotating around a wheel to catch drips of honey. Adam’s hand shoots up. ADAM Can anyone work on the Krelman? TRUDY Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. There are over 3000 different bee occupations. But choose carefully, because you’ll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life. The bees CHEER. ANGLE ON: Barry’s smile dropping slightly. BARRY The same job for the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. ADAM What’s the difference? TRUDY And you’ll be happy to know that bees as a species haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. BARRY So you’ll just work us to death? TRUDY (laughing) We’ll sure try. Everyone LAUGHS except Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 9. The tram drops down a log-flume type steep drop. Cameras flash, as all the bees throw up their hands. The frame freezes into a snapshot. Barry looks concerned. The tram continues through 2 doors. FORM DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 175 - “WALKING THE HIVE” INT. HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: The log-flume photo, as Barry looks at it. ADAM Wow. That blew my mind. BARRY (annoyed) “What’s the difference?” Adam, how could you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. ADAM Well, I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. BARRY But Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM Barry, why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. They walk by a newspaper stand with A SANDWICH BOARD READING: “Bee Goes Berserk: Stings Seven Then Self.” ANGLE ON: A BEE filling his car’s gas tank from a honey pump. He fills his car some, then takes a swig for himself. NEWSPAPER BEE (to the bee guzzling gas) Hey! Barry and Adam begin to cross the street. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 10. BARRY Yeah but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here? They stop in the middle of the street. The traffic moves perfectly around them. ADAM Like what? Give me one example. BARRY (thinks) ...I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. They walk off. SEQ. 400 - “MEET THE JOCKS” SFX: The SOUND of Pollen Jocks. PAN DOWN from the Honex statue. J-GATE ANNOUNCER Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, hey, those are Pollen jocks. ADAM Wow. FOUR PATROL BEES FLY in through the hive’s giant Gothic entrance. The Patrol Bees are wearing fighter pilot helmets with black visors. ADAM (CONT’D) I’ve never seen them this close. BARRY They know what it’s like to go outside the hive. ADAM Yeah, but some of them don’t come back. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 11. The nectar from the pollen jocks is removed from their backpacks, and loaded into trucks on their way to Honex. A SMALL CROWD forms around the Patrol Bees. Each one has a PIT CREW that takes their nectar. Lou Loduca hurries a pit crew along: LOU LODUCA You guys did great! You’re monsters. You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! SCHOOL GIRLS are jumping up and down and squealing nearby. BARRY I wonder where those guys have just been? ADAM I don’t know. BARRY Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who-knows-where, doing who-knows-what. ADAM You can’t just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. BARRY Right. Pollen Jocks cross in close proximity to Barry and Adam. Some pollen falls off, onto Barry and Adam. BARRY (CONT’D) Look at that. That’s more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime. ADAM (playing with the pollen) It’s just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it. BARRY Perhaps, unless you’re wearing it, and the ladies see you wearing it. ANGLE ON: Two girl bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 12. ADAM Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? BARRY Distant, distant. ANGLE ON: TWO POLLEN JOCKS. JACKSON Look at these two. SPLITZ Couple of Hive Harrys. JACKSON Let’s have some fun with them. The pollen jocks approach. Barry and Adam continue to talk to the girls. GIRL 1 It must be so dangerous being a pollen jock. BARRY Oh yeah, one time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat, and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across the face. GIRL 1 Oh my. BARRY I never thought I’d knock him out. GIRL 2 (to Adam) And what were you doing during all of this? ADAM Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. The girl swipes some pollen off of Adam with a finger. BARRY (re: pollen) I can autograph that if you want. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 13. JACKSON Little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? BARRY Yeah. Gusty. BUZZ You know, we’re going to hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow. BARRY Six miles, huh? ADAM (whispering) Barry. BUZZ It’s a puddle-jump for us. But maybe you’re not up for it. BARRY Maybe I am. ADAM (whispering louder) You are not! BUZZ We’re going, oh-nine hundred at JGate. ADAM (re: j-gate) Whoa. BUZZ (leaning in, on top of Barry) What do you think, Buzzy Boy? Are you bee enough? BARRY I might be. It all depends on what oh-nine hundred means. CUT TO: SEQ. 450 - “THE BALCONY” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 14. INT. BENSON HOUSE BALCONY - LATER Barry is standing on the balcony alone, looking out over the city. Martin Benson ENTERS, sneaks up behind Barry and gooses him in his ribs. MARTIN BENSON Honex! BARRY Oh, Dad. You surprised me. MARTIN BENSON (laughing) Have you decided what you’re interested in, Son? BARRY Well, there’s a lot of choices. MARTIN BENSON But you only get one. Martin LAUGHS. BARRY Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? MARTIN BENSON Son, let me tell you something about stirring. (making the stirring motion) You grab that stick and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm, it’s a beautiful thing. BARRY You know dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. MARTIN BENSON And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 15. BARRY Well no... MARTIN BENSON Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, you are so funny sometimes. BARRY I’m not trying to be funny. MARTIN BENSON You’re not funny, you’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer. JANET BENSON You’re going to be a stirrer?! BARRY No one’s listening to me. MARTIN BENSON Wait until you see the sticks I have for you. BARRY I can say anything I want right now. I’m going to get an ant tattoo. JANET BENSON Let’s open some fresh honey and celebrate. BARRY Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax! MARTIN BENSON (toasting) To honey! BARRY Shave my antennae! JANET BENSON To honey! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 16. BARRY Shack up with a grasshopper, get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody “Dawg.” CUT TO: SEQ. 760 - “JOB PLACEMENT” EXT. HONEX LOBBY - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: A BEE BUS STOP. One group of bees stands on the pavement, as another group hovers above them. A doubledecker bus pulls up. The hovering bees get on the top level, and the standing bees get on the bottom. Barry and Adam pull up outside of Honex. ADAM I can’t believe we’re starting work today. BARRY Today’s the day. Adam jumps out of the car. ADAM (O.C) Come on. All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY Yeah, right... ANGLE ON: A BOARD READING: “JOB PLACEMENT BOARD”. Buzzwell, the Bee Processor, is at the counter. Another BEE APPLICANT, SANDY SHRIMPKIN is EXITING. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Is it still available? BUZZWELL Hang on. (he looks at changing numbers on the board) Two left. And...one of them’s yours. Congratulations Son, step to the side please. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 17. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Yeah! ADAM (to Sandy, leaving) What did you get? SANDY SHRIMPKIN Picking the crud out. That is stellar! ADAM Wow. BUZZWELL (to Adam and Barry) Couple of newbies? ADAM Yes Sir. Our first day. We are ready. BUZZWELL Well, step up and make your choice. ANGLE ON: A CHART listing the different sectors of Honex. Heating, Cooling, Viscosity, Krelman, Pollen Counting, Stunt Bee, Pouring, Stirrer, Humming, Regurgitating, Front Desk, Hair Removal, Inspector No. 7, Chef, Lint Coordinator, Stripe Supervisor, Antennae-ball polisher, Mite Wrangler, Swatting Counselor, Wax Monkey, Wing Brusher, Hive Keeper, Restroom Attendant. ADAM (to Barry) You want to go first? BARRY No, you go. ADAM Oh my. What’s available? BUZZWELL Restroom attendant is always open, and not for the reason you think. ADAM Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, Sir? BUZZWELL Sure, you’re on. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 18. He plops the KRELMAN HAT onto Adam’s head. ANGLE ON: The job board. THE COLUMNS READ: “OCCUPATION” “POSITIONS AVAILABLE”, and “STATUS”. The middle column has numbers, and the right column has job openings flipping between “open”, “pending”, and “closed”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) Oh, I’m sorry. The Krelman just closed out. ADAM Oh! He takes the hat off Adam. BUZZWELL Wax Monkey’s always open. The Krelman goes from “Closed” to “Open”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) And the Krelman just opened up again. ADAM What happened? BUZZWELL Well, whenever a bee dies, that’s an opening. (pointing at the board) See that? He’s dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down. But, that’s life. ANGLE ON: Barry’s disturbed expression. ADAM (feeling pressure to decide) Oh, this is so hard. Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector no. 7, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna-ball polisher, mite wrangler-- Barry, Barry, what do you think I should-- Barry? Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 19. Barry is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 775 - “LOU LODUCA SPEECH” EXT. J-GATE - SAME TIME Splitz, Jackson, Buzz, Lou and two other BEES are going through final pre-flight checks. Barry ENTERS. LOU LODUCA Alright, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place... Barry’s antennae rings, like a phone. ADAM (V.O) What happened to you? Where are you? Barry whispers throughout. BARRY I’m going out. ADAM (V.O) Out? Out where? BARRY Out there. ADAM (V.O) (putting it together) Oh no. BARRY I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM (V.O) You’re going to die! You’re crazy! Hello? BARRY Oh, another call coming in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 20. ADAM (V.O) You’re cra-- Barry HANGS UP. ANGLE ON: Lou Loduca. LOU LODUCA If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. BARRY (timidly) Hey guys. BUZZ Well, look at that. SPLITZ Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? LOU LODUCA (to Barry) Hold it son, flight deck’s restricted. JACKSON It’s okay Lou, we’re going to take him up. Splitz and Jackson CHUCKLE. LOU LODUCA Really? Feeling lucky, are ya? A YOUNGER SMALLER BEE THAN BARRY, CHET, runs up with a release waiver for Barry to sign. CHET Sign here. Here. Just initial that. Thank you. LOU LODUCA Okay, you got a rain advisory today and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, (reading off clipboard) watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears, and bats. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 21. Also, I got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada. BARRY That’s awful. LOU LODUCA And a reminder for all you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans. Alright, launch positions! The Jocks get into formation, chanting as they move. LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Black and Yellow! JOCKS Hello! SPLITZ (to Barry) Are you ready for this, hot shot? BARRY Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Barry NODS, terrified. BUZZ Wind! - CHECK! JOCK #1 Antennae! - CHECK! JOCK #2 Nectar pack! - CHECK! JACKSON Wings! - CHECK! SPLITZ Stinger! - CHECK! BARRY Scared out of my shorts - CHECK. LOU LODUCA Okay ladies, let’s move it out. Everyone FLIPS their goggles down. Pit crew bees CRANK their wings, and remove the starting blocks. We hear loud HUMMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 22. LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Pound those petunia's, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! A FLIGHT DECK GUY in deep crouch hand-signals them out the archway as the backwash from the bee wings FLUTTERS his jump suit. Barry follows everyone. SEQ. 800 - “FLYING WITH THE JOCKS” The bees climb above tree tops in formation. Barry is euphoric. BARRY Whoa! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. Ha ha ha! (a beat) I feel so fast...and free. (re: kites in the sky) Box kite! Wow! They fly by several bicyclists, and approach a patch of flowers. BARRY (CONT'D) Flowers! SPLITZ This is blue leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around thirty degrees and hold. BARRY (sotto) Roses. JACKSON Thirty degrees, roger, bringing it around. Many pollen jocks break off from the main group. They use their equipment to collect nectar from flowers. Barry flies down to watch the jocks collect the nectar. JOCK Stand to the side kid, it’s got a bit of a kick. The jock fires the gun, and recoils. Barry watches the gun fill up with nectar. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 23. BARRY Oh, that is one Nectar Collector. JOCK You ever see pollination up close? BARRY No, Sir. He takes off, and the excess pollen dust falls causing the flowers to come back to life. JOCK (as he pollinates) I pick some pollen up over here, sprinkle it over here, maybe a dash over there, pinch on that one...see that? It’s a little bit of magic, ain’t it? The FLOWERS PERK UP as he pollinates. BARRY Wow. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? JOCK ...that’s pollen power, Kid. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. BARRY Cool. The Jock WINKS at Barry. Barry rejoins the other jocks in the sky. They swoop in over a pond, kissing the surface. We see their image reflected in the water; they’re really moving. They fly over a fountain. BUZZ I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, could be daisies. Don’t we need those? SPLITZ Copy that visual. We see what appear to be yellow flowers on a green field. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 24. They go into a deep bank and dive. BUZZ Hold on, one of these flowers seems to be on the move. SPLITZ Say again...Are you reporting a moving flower? BUZZ Affirmative. SEQ. 900 - “TENNIS GAME” The pollen jocks land. It is a tennis court with dozens of tennis balls. A COUPLE, VANESSA and KEN, plays tennis. The bees land right in the midst of a group of balls. KEN (O.C) That was on the line! The other bees start walking around amongst the immense, yellow globes. SPLITZ This is the coolest. What is it? They stop at a BALL on a white line and look up at it. JACKSON I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. SPLITZ (smelling tennis ball) Smells good. Not like a flower. But I like it. JACKSON Yeah, fuzzy. BUZZ Chemical-y. JACKSON Careful, guys, it’s a little grabby. Barry LANDS on a ball and COLLAPSES. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 25. BARRY Oh my sweet lord of bees. JACKSON Hey, candy brain, get off there! Barry attempts to pulls his legs off, but they stick. BARRY Problem! A tennis shoe and a hand ENTER FRAME. The hand picks up the ball with Barry underneath it. BARRY (CONT'D) Guys! BUZZ This could be bad. JACKSON Affirmative. Vanessa walks back to the service line, BOUNCES the ball. Each time it BOUNCES, the other bees cringe and GASP. ANGLE ON: Barry, terrified. Pure dumb luck, he’s not getting squished. BARRY (with each bounce) Very close...Gonna Hurt...Mamma’s little boy. SPLITZ You are way out of position, rookie. ANGLE ON: Vanessa serving. We see Barry and the ball up against the racket as she brings it back. She tosses the ball into the air; Barry’s eyes widen. The ball is STRUCK, and the rally is on. KEN Coming in at you like a missile! Ken HITS the ball back. Barry feels the g-forces. ANGLE ON: The Pollen Jocks watching Barry pass by them in SLOW MOTION. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 26. BARRY (in slow motion) Help me! JACKSON You know, I don't think these are flowers. SPLITZ Should we tell him? JACKSON I think he knows. BARRY (O.S) What is this?! Vanessa HITS a high arcing lob. Ken waits, poised for the return. We see Barry having trouble maneuvering the ball from fatigue. KEN (overly confident) Match point! ANGLE ON: Ken running up. He has a killer look in his eyes. He’s going to hit the ultimate overhead smash. KEN (CONT'D) You can just start packing up Honey, because I believe you’re about to eat it! ANGLE ON: Pollen Jocks. JACKSON Ahem! Ken is distracted by the jock. KEN What? No! He misses badly. The ball rockets into oblivion. Barry is still hanging on. ANGLE ON: Ken, berating himself. KEN (CONT’D) Oh, you cannot be serious. We hear the ball WHISTLING, and Barry SCREAMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 27. BARRY Yowser!!! SEQ. 1000 - “SUV” The ball flies through the air, and lands in the middle of the street. It bounces into the street again, and sticks in the grille of an SUV. INT. CAR ENGINE - CONTINUOUS BARRY’S POV: the grille of the SUV sucks him up. He tumbles through a black tunnel, whirling vanes, and pistons. BARRY AHHHHHHHHHHH!! OHHHH!! EECHHH!! AHHHHHH!! Barry gets chilled by the A/C system, and sees a frozen grasshopper. BARRY (CONT’D) (re: grasshopper) Eww, gross. CUT TO: INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS The car is packed with a typical suburban family: MOTHER, FATHER, eight-year old BOY, LITTLE GIRL in a car seat and a GRANDMOTHER. A big slobbery DOG is behind a grate. Barry pops into the passenger compartment, hitting the Mother’s magazine. MOTHER There’s a bee in the car! They all notice the bee and start SCREAMING. BARRY Aaahhhh! Barry tumbles around the car. We see the faces from his POV. MOTHER Do something! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 28. FATHER I’m driving! Barry flies by the little girl in her CAR SEAT. She waves hello. LITTLE GIRL Hi, bee. SON He’s back here! He’s going to sting me! The car SWERVES around the road. Barry flies into the back, where the slobbery dog SNAPS at him. Barry deftly avoids the jaws and gross, flying SPITTLE. MOTHER Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze! Everyone in the car freezes. Barry freezes. They stare at each other, eyes going back and forth, waiting to see who will make the first move. Barry blinks. GRANNY He blinked! Granny pulls out a can of HAIR SPRAY. SON Spray him, Granny! Granny sprays the hair spray everywhere. FATHER What are you doing? GRANNY It’s hair spray! Extra hold! MOTHER Kill it! Barry gets sprayed back by the hair spray, then sucked out of the sunroof. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 29. EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS BARRY Wow. The tension level out here is unbelievable. I’ve got to get home. As Barry flies down the street, it starts to RAIN. He nimbly avoids the rain at first. BARRY (CONT’D) Whoa. Whoa! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in-- A couple of drops hit him, his wings go limp and he starts falling. BARRY (CONT'D) Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Barry sees a window ledge and aims for it and just makes it. Shivering and exhausted, he crawls into an open window as it CLOSES. SEQ. 1100 - “VANESSA SAVES BARRY” INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Inside the window, Barry SHAKES off the rain like a dog. Vanessa, Ken, Andy, and Anna ENTER the apartment. VANESSA Ken, can you close the window please? KEN Huh? Oh. (to Andy) Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? It folds out. Ken holds up his brochure, with photos of himself, and a resume in the middle. ANGLE ON: Barry hiding behind the curtains, as Ken CLOSES THE WINDOW. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 30. BARRY Oh no, more humans. I don’t need this. Barry HOVERS up into the air and THROWS himself into the glass. BARRY (CONT’D) (dazed) Ow! What was that? He does it again, and then multiple more times. BARRY (CONT'D) Maybe this time...this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time. Barry JUMPS onto the drapes. BARRY (CONT'D) (out of breath) Drapes! (then, re: glass) That is diabolical. KEN It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite movies. ANDY What’s your number one? Star Wars? KEN Ah, I don’t go for that, (makes Star Wars noises), kind of stuff. ANGLE ON: Barry. BARRY No wonder we’re not supposed to talk to them. They’re out of their minds. KEN When I walk out of a job interview they’re flabbergasted. They can’t believe the things I say. Barry looks around and sees the LIGHT BULB FIXTURE in the middle of the ceiling. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 31. BARRY (re: light bulb) Oh, there’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out. Barry takes off and heads straight for the light bulb. His POV: The seventy-five watt label grows as he gets closer. BARRY (CONT’D) I don’t remember the sun having a big seventy five on it. Barry HITS the bulb and is KNOCKED SILLY. He falls into a BOWL OF GUACAMOLE. Andy dips his chip in the guacamole, taking Barry with it. ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy. KEN I’ll tell you what. You know what? I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Barry’s POV: Giant human mouth opening. KEN (CONT’D) Wait! Stop! Beeeeeee! ANNA Kill it! Kill it! They all JUMP up from their chairs. Andy looks around for something to use. Ken comes in for the kill with a big TIMBERLAND BOOT on each hand. KEN Stand back. These are winter boots. Vanessa ENTERS, and stops Ken from squashing Barry. VANESSA (grabs Ken’s arm) Wait. Don’t kill him. CLOSE UP: on Barry’s puzzled face. KEN You know I’m allergic to them. This thing could kill me. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 32. VANESSA Why does his life have any less value than yours? She takes a GLASS TUMBLER and places it over Barry. KEN Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? VANESSA I’m just saying, all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling. Barry looks up through the glass and watches this conversation, astounded. Vanessa RIPS Ken’s resume in half and SLIDES it under the glass. KEN (wistful) My brochure. There’s a moment of eye contact as she carries Barry to the window. She opens it and sets him free. VANESSA There you go, little guy. KEN (O.C) I’m not scared of them. But, you know, it’s an allergic thing. ANDY (O.C) * Hey, why don’t you put that on your * resume-brochure? * KEN (O.C) It’s not funny, my whole face could puff up. ANDY (O.C) Make it one of your “Special Skills.” KEN (O.C) You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 33. EXT. WINDOWSILL - CONTINUOUS Barry stares over the window frame. He can’t believe what’s just happened. It is still RAINING. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1200 - “BARRY SPEAKS” EXT. WINDOWSILL - LATER Barry is still staring through the window. Inside, everyone’s saying their good-byes. KEN Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? VANESSA Uh, yeah sure Ken. You know, whatever. KEN You can put carob chips on there. VANESSA Good night. KEN (as he exits) Supposed to be less calories, or something. VANESSA Bye. She shuts the door. Vanessa starts cleaning up. BARRY I’ve got to say something. She saved my life. I’ve got to say something. Alright, here it goes. Barry flies in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 34. INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Barry hides himself on different PRODUCTS placed along the kitchen shelves. He hides on a Bumblebee Tuna can, and a “Greetings From Coney Island” MUSCLE-MAN POSTCARD on the fridge. BARRY (on fridge) What would I say? (landing on a bottle) I could really get in trouble. He stands looking at Vanessa. BARRY (CONT'D) It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to. Oh, I can’t do it! Come on! No, yes, no, do it! I can’t. How should I start it? You like jazz? No, that’s no good. Here she comes. Speak, you fool. As Vanessa walks by, Barry takes a DEEP BREATH. BARRY (CONT’D) (cheerful) Umm...hi. Vanessa DROPS A STACK OF DISHES, and HOPS BACK. BARRY (CONT’D) I’m sorry. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY Yes, I know, I know. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY I know, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. VANESSA It’s okay. It’s fine. It’s just, I know I’m dreaming, but I don’t recall going to bed. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 35. BARRY Well, you know I’m sure this is very disconcerting. VANESSA Well yeah. I mean this is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean...you’re a bee. BARRY Yeah, I am a bee, and you know I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasn’t for you...I mean, I had to thank you. It’s just the way I was raised. Vanessa intentionally JABS her hand with a FORK. VANESSA Ow! BARRY That was a little weird. VANESSA (to herself) I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Anyway... VANESSA And a bee is talking to me... BARRY I just want you to know that I’m grateful, and I’m going to leave now. VANESSA Wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you learn to do that? BARRY What? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 36. VANESSA The talking thing. BARRY Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey, you pick it up. VANESSA That’s very funny. BARRY Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry. With what we have to deal with. Vanessa LAUGHS. BARRY (CONT’D) Anyway. VANESSA Can I, uh, get you something? BARRY Like what? VANESSA I don’t know. I mean, I don’t know. Coffee? BARRY Well, uh, I don’t want to put you out. VANESSA It’s no trouble. BARRY Unless you’re making anyway. VANESSA Oh, it takes two minutes. BARRY Really? VANESSA It’s just coffee. BARRY I hate to impose. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 37. VANESSA Don’t be ridiculous. BARRY Actually, I would love a cup. VANESSA Hey, you want a little rum cake? BARRY I really shouldn’t. VANESSA Have a little rum cake. BARRY No, no, no, I can’t. VANESSA Oh, come on. BARRY You know, I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms here. VANESSA Where? BARRY Well... These stripes don’t help. VANESSA You look great. BARRY I don’t know if you know anything about fashion. Vanessa starts POURING the coffee through an imaginary cup and directly onto the floor. BARRY (CONT'D) Are you alright? VANESSA No. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1300 - “ROOFTOP COFFEE” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 38. EXT. VANESSA’S ROOF - LATER Barry and Vanessa are drinking coffee on her roof terrace. He is perched on her keychain. BARRY ...He can’t get a taxi. He’s making the tie in the cab, as they’re flying up Madison. So he finally gets there. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY He runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is on... VANESSA Yeah? BARRY ...and he says, watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY Why would I marry a watermelon? Barry laughs. Vanessa doesn’t. VANESSA Oh! Is that, uh, a bee joke? BARRY Yeah, that’s the kind of stuff that we do. VANESSA Yeah, different. A BEAT. VANESSA (CONT’D) So anyway...what are you going to do, Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 39. BARRY About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. VANESSA I know how you feel. BARRY You do? VANESSA Sure, my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. BARRY Really? VANESSA My only interest is flowers. BARRY Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. VANESSA Oh. BARRY Anyway, see there’s my hive, right there. You can see it. VANESSA Oh, you’re in Sheep Meadow. BARRY (excited) Yes! You know the turtle pond? VANESSA Yes? BARRY I’m right off of that. VANESSA Oh, no way. I know that area. Do you know I lost a toe-ring there once? BARRY Really? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 40. VANESSA Yes. BARRY Why do girls put rings on their toes? VANESSA Why not? BARRY I don’t know. It’s like putting a hat on your knee. VANESSA Really? Okay. A JANITOR in the background changes a LIGHTBULB. To him, it appears that Vanessa is talking to an imaginary friend. JANITOR You all right, ma’am? VANESSA Oh, yeah, fine. Just having two cups of coffee. BARRY Anyway, this has been great. (wiping his mouth) Thanks for the coffee. Barry gazes at Vanessa. VANESSA Oh yeah, it’s no trouble. BARRY Sorry I couldn’t finish it. Vanessa giggles. BARRY (CONT'D) (re: coffee) If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life. Ummm. Can I take a piece of this with me? VANESSA Sure. Here, have a crumb. She takes a CRUMB from the plate and hands it to Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 41. BARRY (a little dreamy) Oh, thanks. VANESSA Yeah. There is an awkward pause. BARRY Alright, well then, I guess I’ll see you around, or not, or... VANESSA Okay Barry. BARRY And thank you so much again, for before. VANESSA Oh that? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA Oh, that was nothing. BARRY Well, not nothing, but, anyway... Vanessa extends her hand, and shakes Barry’s gingerly. The Janitor watches. The lightbulb shorts out. The Janitor FALLS. CUT TO: SEQ. 1400 - “HONEX” INT. HONEX BUILDING - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: A TEST BEE WEARING A PARACHUTE is in a wind tunnel, hovering through increasingly heavy wind. SIGNS UNDER A FLASHING LIGHT READ: “Test In Progress” & “Hurricane Survival Test”. 2 BEES IN A LAB COATS are observing behind glass. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 42. LAB COAT BEE 1 This can’t possibly work. LAB COAT BEE 2 Well, he’s all set to go, we may as well try it. (into the mic) Okay Dave, pull the chute. The test bee opens his parachute. He’s instantly blown against the rear wall. Adam and Barry ENTER. ADAM Sounds amazing. BARRY Oh, it was amazing. It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. ADAM Humans! Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? BARRY Huge and crazy. They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things. They drive around real crazy. ADAM And do they try and kill you like on TV? BARRY Some of them. But some of them don’t. ADAM How’d you get back? BARRY Poodle. ADAM Look, you did it. And I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, you had your “experience”, and now you’re back, you can pick out your job, and everything can be normal. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 43. ANGLE ON: LAB BEES examining a CANDY CORN through a microscope. BARRY Well... ADAM Well? BARRY Well, I met someone. ADAM You met someone? Was she Bee-ish? BARRY Mmm. ADAM Not a WASP? Your parents will kill you. BARRY No, no, no, not a wasp. ADAM Spider? BARRY You know, I’m not attracted to the spiders. I know to everyone else it’s like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face. Barry makes a spider face. ADAM So, who is she? BARRY She’s a human. ADAM Oh no, no, no, no. That didn’t happen. You didn’t do that. That is a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law. BARRY Her name’s Vanessa. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 44. ADAM Oh, oh boy! BARRY She’s so-o nice. And she’s a florist! ADAM Oh, no. No, no, no! You’re dating a human florist? BARRY We’re not dating. ADAM You’re flying outside the hive. You’re talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M-80’s. That’s 1/8 of a stick of dynamite. BARRY She saved my life. And she understands me. ADAM This is over. Barry pulls out the crumb. BARRY Eat this. Barry stuffs the crumb into Adam’s face. ADAM This is not over. What was that? BARRY They call it a crumb. ADAM That was SO STINGING STRIPEY! BARRY And that’s not even what they eat. That just falls off what they eat. Do you know what a Cinnabon is? ADAM No. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 45. BARRY It’s bread... ADAM Come in here! BARRY and cinnamon, ADAM Be quiet! BARRY and frosting...they heat it up-- ADAM Sit down! INT. ADAM’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS BARRY Really hot! ADAM Listen to me! We are not them. We’re us. There’s us and there’s them. BARRY Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning... Barry rolls his chair down the corridor. ADAM There’s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. ANOTHER BEE JOINS IN. ANOTHER BEE Thinking bee. WIDER SHOT AS A 3RD BEE ENTERS, popping up over the cubicle wall. 3RD BEE Thinking bee. EVEN WIDER SHOT AS ALL THE BEES JOIN IN. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 46. OTHER BEES Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. CUT TO: SEQ. 1500 - “POOLSIDE NAGGING” EXT. BACKYARD PARENT’S HOUSE - DAY Barry sits on a RAFT in a hexagon honey pool, legs dangling into the water. Janet Benson and Martin Benson stand over him wearing big, sixties sunglasses and cabana-type outfits. The sun shines brightly behind their heads. JANET BENSON (O.C) There he is. He’s in the pool. MARTIN BENSON You know what your problem is, Barry? BARRY I’ve got to start thinking bee? MARTIN BENSON Barry, how much longer is this going to go on? It’s been three days. I don’t understand why you’re not working. BARRY Well, I’ve got a lot of big life decisions I’m thinking about. MARTIN BENSON What life? You have no life! You have no job! You’re barely a bee! Barry throws his hands in the air. BARRY Augh. JANET BENSON Would it kill you to just make a little honey? Barry ROLLS off the raft and SINKS to the bottom of the pool. We hear his parents’ MUFFLED VOICES from above the surface. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 47. JANET BENSON (CONT'D) (muffled) Barry, come out from under there. Your father’s talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? MARTIN BENSON Barry, I’m talking to you. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. PICNIC AREA - DAY MUSIC: “Sugar Sugar” by the Archies. Barry and Vanessa are having a picnic. A MOSQUITO lands on Vanessa’s leg. She SWATS it violently. Barry’s head whips around, aghast. They stare at each other awkwardly in a frozen moment, then BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. Vanessa GETS UP. VANESSA You coming? BARRY Got everything? VANESSA All set. Vanessa gets into a one-man Ultra Light plane with a black and yellow paint scheme. She puts on her helmet. BARRY You go ahead, I’ll catch up. VANESSA (come hither wink) Don’t be too long. The Ultra Light takes off. Barry catches up. They fly sideby-side. VANESSA (CONT’D) Watch this! Vanessa does a loop, and FLIES right into the side of a mountain, BURSTING into a huge ball of flames. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 48. BARRY (yelling, anguished) Vanessa! EXT. BARRY’S PARENT’S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Barry’s face bursting through the surface of the pool, GASPING for air, eyes opening in horror. MARTIN BENSON We’re still here, Barry. JANET BENSON I told you not to yell at him. He doesn’t respond when you yell at him. MARTIN BENSON Then why are you yelling at me? JANET BENSON Because you don’t listen. MARTIN BENSON I’m not listening to this. Barry is toweling off, putting on his sweater. BARRY Sorry Mom, I’ve got to go. JANET BENSON Where are you going? BARRY Nowhere. I’m meeting a friend. Barry JUMPS off the balcony and EXITS. JANET BENSON (calling after him) A girl? Is this why you can’t decide? BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON I just hope she’s Bee-ish. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 49. SEQ. 1700 - “STREETWALK/SUPERMARKET” EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP - DAY Vanessa FLIPS the sign to say “Sorry We Missed You”, and locks the door. ANGLE ON: A POSTER on Vanessa’s door for the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena. BARRY So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena? VANESSA Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that’s every florist’s dream. Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. BARRY Wow, a tournament. Do the roses actually compete in athletic events? VANESSA No. Alright, I’ve got one. How come you don’t fly everywhere? BARRY It’s exhausting. Why don’t you run everywhere? VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY Isn’t that faster? VANESSA Yeah, okay. I see, I see. Alright, your turn. Barry and Vanessa walk/fly down a New York side street, no other pedestrians near them. BARRY Ah! Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 50. VANESSA What, you don’t have anything like that? BARRY We have Hivo, but it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease. VANESSA Oh my. They turn the corner onto a busier avenue and people start to swat at Barry. MAN Dumb bees! VANESSA You must just want to sting all those jerks. BARRY We really try not to sting. It’s usually fatal for us. VANESSA So you really have to watch your temper? They ENTER a SUPERMARKET. CUT TO: INT. SUPERMARKET BARRY Oh yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. You work through it like any emotion-- anger, jealousy, (under his breath) lust. Barry hops on top of some cardboard boxes in the middle of an aisle. A stock boy, HECTOR, whacks him with a rolled up magazine. VANESSA (to Barry) Oh my goodness. Are you okay? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 51. BARRY Yeah. Whew! Vanessa WHACKS Hector over the head with the magazine. VANESSA (to Hector) What is wrong with you?! HECTOR It’s a bug. VANESSA Well he’s not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep. Vanessa pushes him, and Hector EXITS, muttering. BARRY (shaking it off) What was that, a Pick and Save circular? VANESSA Yeah, it was. How did you know? BARRY It felt like about ten pages. Seventy-five’s pretty much our limit. VANESSA Boy, you’ve really got that down to a science. BARRY Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. VANESSA I’ll bet. Barry stops, sees the wall of honey jars. BARRY What, in the name of Mighty Hercules, is this? How did this get here? Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select? VANESSA Is he that actor? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 52. BARRY I never heard of him. Why is this here? VANESSA For people. We eat it. BARRY Why? (gesturing around the market) You don’t have enough food of your own? VANESSA Well yes, we-- BARRY How do you even get it? VANESSA Well, bees make it... BARRY I know who makes it! And it’s hard to make it! There’s Heating and Cooling, and Stirring...you need a whole Krelman thing. VANESSA It’s organic. BARRY It’s our-ganic! VANESSA It’s just honey, Barry. BARRY Just...what?! Bees don’t know about this. This is stealing. A lot of stealing! You’ve taken our homes, our schools, our hospitals. This is all we have. And it’s on sale? I’m going to get to the bottom of this. I’m going to get to the bottom of all of this! He RIPS the label off the Ray Liotta Private Select. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 53. SEQ. 1800 - “WINDSHIELD” EXT. BACK OF SUPERMARKET LOADING DOCK - LATER THAT DAY Barry disguises himself by blacking out his yellow lines with a MAGIC MARKER and putting on some war paint. He sees Hector, the stock boy, with a knife CUTTING open cardboard boxes filled with honey jars. MAN You almost done? HECTOR Almost. Barry steps in some honey, making a SNAPPING noise. Hector stops and turns. HECTOR (CONT’D) He is here. I sense it. Hector grabs his BOX CUTTER. Barry REACTS, hides himself behind the box again. HECTOR (CONT’D) (talking too loud, to no one in particular) Well, I guess I’ll go home now, and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. A BEAT. Hector pretends to exit. He takes a couple of steps in place. ANGLE ON: The honey jar. Barry steps out into a moody spotlight. BARRY You’re busted, box boy! HECTOR Ah ha! I knew I heard something. So, you can talk. Barry flies up, stinger out, pushing Hector up against the wall. As Hector backs up, he drops his knife. BARRY Oh, I can talk. And now you’re going to start talking. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 54. Where are you getting all the sweet stuff? Who’s your supplier?! HECTOR I don’t know what you’re talking about. I thought we were all friends. The last thing we want to do is upset any of you...bees! Hector grabs a PUSHPIN. Barry fences with his stinger. HECTOR (CONT’D) You’re too late. It’s ours now! BARRY You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword. HECTOR You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Barry and Hector get into a cross-swords, nose-to-nose confrontation. BARRY Where is the honey coming from? Barry knocks the pushpin out of his hand. Barry puts his stinger up to Hector’s nose. BARRY (CONT'D) Tell me where?! HECTOR (pointing to a truck) Honey Farms. It comes from Honey Farms. ANGLE ON: A Honey Farms truck leaving the parking lot. Barry turns, takes off after the truck through an alley. He follows the truck out onto a busy street, dodging a bus, and several cabs. CABBIE Crazy person! He flies through a metal pipe on the top of a truck. BARRY OOOHHH! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 55. BARRY (CONT'D) Barry grabs onto a bicycle messenger’s backpack. The honey farms truck starts to pull away. Barry uses the bungee cord to slingshot himself towards the truck. He lands on the windshield, where the wind plasters him to the glass. He looks up to find himself surrounded by what appear to be DEAD BUGS. He climbs across, working his way around the bodies. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh my. What horrible thing has happened here? Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them. And now they’re on the road to nowhere. A MOSQUITO opens his eyes. MOOSEBLOOD Pssst! Just keep still. BARRY What? You’re not dead? MOOSEBLOOD Do I look dead? Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves. Now, where are you headed? BARRY To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood. Crazy stuff. Blows your head off. LADYBUG I’m going to Tacoma. BARRY (to fly) What about you? MOOSEBLOOD He really is dead. BARRY Alright. The WIPER comes towards them. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 56. MOOSEBLOOD Uh oh. BARRY What is that? MOOSEBLOOD Oh no! It’s a wiper, triple blade! BARRY Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD Jump on. It’s your only chance, bee. They hang on as the wiper goes back and forth. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) (yelling to the truck driver through the glass) Why does everything have to be so dog-gone clean?! How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! CUT TO: INT. TRUCK CAB SFX: Radio. RADIO VOICE For NPR News in Washington, I’m Carl Kasell. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD MOOSEBLOOD But don’t kill no more bugs! The Mosquito is FLUNG off of the wiper. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Beeeeeeeeeeeeee! BARRY Moose blood guy! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 57. Barry slides toward the end of the wiper, is thrown off, but he grabs the AERIAL and hangs on for dear life. Barry looks across and sees a CRICKET on another vehicle in the exact same predicament. They look at each other and SCREAM in unison. BARRY AND CRICKET Aaaaaaaaaah! ANOTHER BUG grabs onto the aerial, and screams as well. INT. TRUCK CAB - SAME TIME DRIVER You hear something? TRUCKER PASSENGER Like what? DRIVER Like tiny screaming. TRUCKER PASSENGER Turn off the radio. The driver reaches down and PRESSES a button, lowering the aerial. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD - SAME TIME Barry and the other bug do a “choose up” to the bottom, Barry wins. BARRY Aha! Then he finally has to let go and gets thrown into the truck horn atop cab. Mooseblood is inside. MOOSEBLOOD Hey, what’s up bee boy? BARRY Hey, Blood! DISSOLVE TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 58. INT. TRUCK HORN - LATER BARRY ...and it was just an endless row of honey jars as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD Wow. BARRY So I’m just assuming wherever this honey truck goes, that’s where they’re getting it. I mean, that honey’s ours! MOOSEBLOOD Bees hang tight. BARRY Well, we’re all jammed in there. It’s a close community. MOOSEBLOOD Not us, man. We’re on our own. Every mosquito is on his own. BARRY But what if you get in trouble? MOOSEBLOOD Trouble? You're a mosquito. You're in trouble! Nobody likes us. They’re just all smacking. People see a mosquito, smack, smack! BARRY At least you’re out in the world. You must meet a lot of girls. MOOSEBLOOD Mosquito girls try to trade up; get with a moth, dragonfly...mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito. A BLOOD MOBILE pulls up alongside. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Whoa, you have got to be kidding me. Mooseblood’s about to leave the building. So long bee. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 59. Mooseblood EXITS the horn, and jumps onto the blood mobile. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Hey guys. I knew I’d catch you all down here. Did you bring your crazy straws? CUT TO: SEQ. 1900 - “THE APIARY” EXT. APIARY - LATER Barry sees a SIGN, “Honey Farms” The truck comes to a stop. SFX: The Honey farms truck blares its horn. Barry flies out, lands on the hood. ANGLE ON: Two BEEKEEPERS, FREDDY and ELMO, walking around to the back of the gift shop. Barry follows them, and lands in a nearby tree FREDDY ...then we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it, and it’s pretty much pure profit. BARRY What is this place? ELMO Bees got a brain the size of a pinhead. FREDDY They are pinheads. The both LAUGH. ANGLE ON: Barry REACTING. They arrive at the back of the shop where one of them opens a SMOKER BOX. FREDDY (CONT’D) Hey, check out the new smoker. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 60. ELMO Oh, Sweet. That’s the one you want. FREDDY The Thomas 3000. BARRY Smoker? FREDDY 90 puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. They LAUGH again, nefariously. FREDDY (CONT’D) Couple of breaths of this, and it knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. BARRY “They make the honey, and we make the money?” Barry climbs onto the netting of Freddy’s hat. He climbs up to the brim and looks over the edge. He sees the apiary boxes as Freddy SMOKES them. BARRY (CONT'D) Oh my. As Freddy turns around, Barry jumps into an open apiary box, and into an apartment. HOWARD and FRAN are just coming to from the smoking. BARRY (CONT’D) What’s going on? Are you okay? HOWARD Yeah, it doesn’t last too long. HE COUGHS a few times. BARRY How did you two get here? Do you know you’re in a fake hive with fake walls? HOWARD (pointing to a picture on the wall) "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 61. Our queen was moved here, we had no choice. BARRY (looking at a picture on the wall) This is your queen? That’s a man in women’s clothes. That’s a dragqueen! The other wall opens. Barry sees the hundreds of apiary boxes. BARRY (CONT'D) What is this? Barry pulls out his camera, and starts snapping. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh no. There’s hundreds of them. (V.O, as Barry takes pictures) Bee honey, our honey, is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale. CUT TO: SEQ. 2100 - “BARRY TELLS FAMILY” INT. BARRY’S PARENT’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - LATER Barry has assembled his parents, Adam, and Uncle Carl. BARRY This is worse than anything the bears have done to us. And I intend to do something about it. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, stop. MARTIN BENSON Who told you that humans are taking our honey? That’s just a rumor. BARRY Do these look like rumors? Barry throws the PICTURES on the table. Uncle Carl, cleaning his glasses with his shirt tail, digs through a bowl of nuts with his finger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 62. HOWARD (CONT'D) UNCLE CARL That’s a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. JANET BENSON Barry, how did you get mixed up in all this? ADAM (jumping up) Because he’s been talking to humans! JANET BENSON Whaaat? MARTIN BENSON Talking to humans?! Oh Barry. ADAM He has a human girlfriend and they make out! JANET BENSON Make out? Barry? BARRY We do not. ADAM You wish you could. BARRY Who’s side are you on? ADAM The bees! Uncle Carl stands up and pulls his pants up to his chest. UNCLE CARL I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night. Hotcheewah! JANET BENSON Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? BARRY This is what I want to do for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 63. Dad, I remember you coming home some nights so overworked, your hands were still stirring. You couldn’t stop them. MARTIN BENSON Ehhh... JANET BENSON (to Martin) I remember that. BARRY What right do they have to our hardearned honey? We’re living on two cups a year. They’re putting it in lip balm for no reason what-soever. MARTIN BENSON Even if it’s true, Barry, what could one bee do? BARRY I’m going to sting them where it really hurts. MARTIN BENSON In the face? BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON In the eye? That would really hurt. BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON Up the nose? That’s a killer. BARRY No. There’s only one place you can sting the humans. One place where it really matters. CUT TO: SEQ. 2300 - “HIVE AT 5 NEWS/BEE LARRY KING” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 64. BARRY (CONT'D) INT. NEWS STUDIO - DAY DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC plays as the opening news sequence rolls. We see the “Hive at Five” logo, followed by shots of past news events: A BEE freeway chase, a BEE BEARD protest rally, and a BEAR pawing at the hive as the BEES flee in panic. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) Hive at Five, the hive’s only full hour action news source... SHOTS of NEWSCASTERS flash up on screen. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D) With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk... BOB has a big shock of anchorman hair, gray temples and overly white teeth. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D) ...weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung. JEANETTE is an Asian bee. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) Good evening, I’m Bob Bumble. JEANETTE CHUNG And I’m Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE Our top story, a tri-county bee, Barry Benson... INSERT: Barry’s graduation picture. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) ...is saying he intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it, and profiting from it illegally. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 65. INT. BEENN STUDIO - BEE LARRY KING LIVE BEE LARRY KING, wearing suspenders and glasses, is interviewing Barry. A LOWER-THIRD CHYRON reads: “Bee Larry King Live.” BEE LARRY KING Don’t forget, tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we are going to have three former Queens all right here in our studio discussing their new book, “Classy Ladies,” out this week on Hexagon. (to Barry) Tonight, we’re talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, I’m just a kid from the hive, I can’t do this? BARRY Larry, bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee-Columbus? Bee-Ghandi? Be-geesus? BEE LARRY KING Well, where I’m from you wouldn’t think of suing humans. We were thinking more like stick ball, candy stores. BARRY How old are you? BEE LARRY KING I want you to know that the entire bee community is supporting you in this case, which is certain to be the trial of the bee century. BARRY Thank you, Larry. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world, too. BEE LARRY KING It’s a common name. Next week on Bee Larry King... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 66. BARRY No, I mean he looks like you. And he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots behind him. BEE LARRY KING Next week on Bee Larry King... BARRY Old guy glasses, and there’s quotes along the bottom from the guest you’re watching even though you just heard them... BEE LARRY KING Bear week next week! They’re scary, they’re hairy, and they’re here live. Bee Larry King EXITS. BARRY Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes... (lights go out) Very Jewish. CUT TO: SEQ. 2400 - “FLOWER SHOP” INT. VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP - NIGHT Stacks of law books are piled up, legal forms, etc. Vanessa is talking with Ken in the other room. KEN Look, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness. VANESSA But it was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81. KEN Honey, her backhand’s a joke. I’m not going to take advantage of that? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 67. BARRY (O.C) Quiet please. Actual work going on here. KEN Is that that same bee? BARRY (O.C) Yes it is. VANESSA I’m helping him sue the human race. KEN What? Barry ENTERS. BARRY Oh, hello. KEN Hello Bee. Barry flies over to Vanessa. VANESSA This is Ken. BARRY Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size 10 1/2, Vibram sole I believe. KEN Why does he talk again, Hun? VANESSA (to Ken, sensing the tension) Listen, you’d better go because we’re really busy working. KEN But it’s our yogurt night. VANESSA (pushing him out the door) Oh...bye bye. She CLOSES the door. KEN Why is yogurt night so difficult?! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 68. Vanessa ENTERS the back room carrying coffee. VANESSA Oh you poor thing, you two have been at this for hours. BARRY Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. ANGLE ON: A EMPTY CINNABON BOX with Adam asleep inside, covered in frosting. VANESSA How many sugars? BARRY Just one. I try not to use the competition. So, why are you helping me, anyway? VANESSA Bees have good qualities. BARRY (rowing on the sugar cube like a gondola) Si, Certo. VANESSA And it feels good to take my mind off the shop. I don’t know why, instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. BARRY Yeah, those are great...if you’re 3. VANESSA And artificial flowers. BARRY (re: plastic flowers) Oh, they just get me psychotic! VANESSA Yeah, me too. BARRY The bent stingers, the pointless pollination. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 69. VANESSA Bees must hate those fake plastic things. BARRY There’s nothing worse than a daffodil that’s had work done. VANESSA (holding up the lawsuit documents) Well, maybe this can make up for it a little bit. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP They EXIT the store, and cross to the mailbox. VANESSA You know Barry, this lawsuit is a pretty big deal. BARRY I guess. VANESSA Are you sure that you want to go through with it? BARRY Am I sure? (kicking the envelope into the mailbox) When I’m done with the humans, they won’t be able to say, “Honey, I’m home,” without paying a royalty. CUT TO: SEQ. 2700 - “MEET MONTGOMERY” EXT. MANHATTAN COURTHOUSE - DAY P.O.V SHOT - A camera feed turns on, revealing a newsperson. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 70. PRESS PERSON #2 (talking to camera) Sarah, it’s an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where all eyes and ears of the world are anxiously waiting, because for the first time in history, we’re going to hear for ourselves if a honey bee can actually speak. ANGLE ON: Barry, Vanessa, and Adam getting out of the cab. The press spots Barry and Vanessa and pushes in. Adam sits on Vanessa’s shoulder. INT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS Barry, Vanessa, and Adam sit at the Plaintiff’s Table. VANESSA (turns to Barry) What have we gotten into here, Barry? BARRY I don’t know, but it’s pretty big, isn’t it? ADAM I can’t believe how many humans don’t have to be at work during the day. BARRY Hey, you think these billion dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? CUT TO: EXT. COURTHOUSE STEPS - CONTINUOUS A BIG BLACK CAR pulls up. ANGLE ON: the grill filling the frame. We see the “L.T.M” monogram on the hood ornament. The defense lawyer, LAYTON T. MONTGOMERY comes out, squashing a bug on the pavement. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 71. INT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS Barry SHUDDERS. VANESSA What’s the matter? BARRY I don’t know. I just got a chill. Montgomery ENTERS. He walks by Barry’s table shaking a honey packet. MONTGOMERY Well, if it isn’t the B-Team. (re: the honey packet) Any of you boys work on this? He CHUCKLES. The JUDGE ENTERS. SEQ. 3000 - “WITNESSES” BAILIFF All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. JUDGE (shuffling papers) Alright...Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York. Barry Bee Benson vs. the honey industry, is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you are representing the five major food companies, collectively. ANGLE ON: Montgomery’s BRIEFCASE. It has an embossed emblem of an EAGLE, holding a gavel in one talon and a briefcase in the other. MONTGOMERY A privilege. JUDGE Mr. Benson. Barry STANDS. JUDGE (CONT’D) You are representing all bees of the world? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 72. Montgomery, the stenographer, and the jury lean in. CUT TO: EXT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS The spectators outside freeze. The helicopters angle forward to listen closely. CUT TO: INT. COURTHOUSE BARRY Bzzz bzzz bzzz...Ahh, I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Yes, your honor. We are ready to proceed. ANGLE ON: Courtroom hub-bub. JUDGE And Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Montgomery rises. MONTGOMERY (grumbles, clears his throat) Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. My grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we were to live in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what it would mean. Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silk worm for the elastic in my britches. Talking bee. How do we know this isn’t some sort of holographic motion picture capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams, robotics, ventriloquism, cloning...for all we know he could be on steroids! Montgomery leers at Barry, who moves to the stand. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 73. JUDGE Mr. Benson? Barry makes his opening statement. BARRY Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, there’s no trickery here. I’m just an ordinary bee. And as a bee, honey’s pretty important to me. It’s important to all bees. We invented it, we make it, and we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take whatever they want from us cause we’re the little guys. And what I’m hoping is that after this is all over, you’ll see how by taking our honey, you’re not only taking away everything we have, but everything we are. ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling. ANGLE ON: The BEE GALLERY wiping tears away. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE Barry’s family is watching the case on TV. JANET BENSON Oh, I wish he would dress like that all the time. So nice... CUT TO: INT. COURTROOM - LATER JUDGE Call your first witness. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 74. INT. COURTHOUSE - LATER BARRY So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms. Pretty big company you have there? MR. VANDERHAYDEN I suppose so. BARRY And I see you also own HoneyBurton, and Hon-Ron. MR. VANDERHAYDEN Yes. They provide beekeepers for our farms. BARRY Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don’t imagine you employ any bee free-ers, do you? MR. VANDERHAYDEN No. BARRY I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you. MR. VANDERHAYDEN (louder) No. BARRY No. Because you don’t free bees. You keep bees. And not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey? MR. VANDERHAYDEN Well, they’re very lovable creatures. Yogi-bear, Fozzy-bear, Build-a-bear. BARRY Yeah, you mean like this?! Vanessa and the SUPERINTENDANT from her building ENTER with a GIANT FEROCIOUS GRIZZLY BEAR. He has a neck collar and chains extending from either side. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 75. By pulling the chains, they bring him directly in front of Vanderhayden. The bear LUNGES and ROARS. BARRY (CONT'D) Bears kill bees! How would you like his big hairy head crashing into your living room? Biting into your couch, spitting out your throwpillows...rowr, rowr! The bear REACTS. BEAR Rowr!! BARRY Okay, that’s enough. Take him away. Vanessa and the Superintendant pull the bear out of the courtroom. Vanderhayden TREMBLES. The judge GLARES at him. CUT TO: INT. COURTROOM- A LITTLE LATER Barry questions STING. BARRY So, Mr. Sting. Thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me, I have to say. Where have I heard it before? STING I was with a band called "The Police". BARRY But you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you? STING No, I haven't. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 76. BARRY No, you haven’t. And so, here we have yet another example of bee culture being casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. STING Oh please. BARRY Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say, (looking in folder) Mr. Gordon M. Sumner? The jury GASPS. MONTGOMERY (to his aides) That’s not his real name? You idiots! CUT TO: INT. COURTHOUSE- LATER BARRY Mr. Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on E.R. in 2005. LIOTTA Thank you. Thank you. Liotta LAUGHS MANIACALLY. BARRY I also see from your resume that you’re devilishly handsome, but with a churning inner turmoil that’s always ready to blow. LIOTTA I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 77. BARRY Not yet it isn’t. But is this what it’s come to for you, Mr. Liotta? Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you don’t have to rehearse your part, and learn your lines, Sir? LIOTTA Watch it Benson, I could blow right now. BARRY This isn’t a goodfella. This is a badfella! LIOTTA (exploding, trying to smash Barry with the Emmy) Why doesn’t someone just step on this little creep and we can all go home? You’re all thinking it. Say it! JUDGE Order! Order in this courtroom! A MONTAGE OF NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FOLLOWS: NEW YORK POST: “Bees to Humans: Buzz Off”. NEW YORK TELEGRAM: “Sue Bee”. DAILY VARIETY: “Studio Dumps Liotta Project. Slams Door on Unlawful Entry 2.” CUT TO: SEQ. 3175 - “CANDLELIGHT DINNER” INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT Barry and Vanessa are having a candle light dinner. Visible behind Barry is a “LITTLE MISSY” SET BOX, with the flaps open. BARRY Well, I just think that was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 78. VANESSA I’m telling you, I think the jury’s on our side. BARRY Are we doing everything right...you know, legally? VANESSA I’m a florist. BARRY Right, right. Barry raises his glass. BARRY (CONT’D) Well, here’s to a great team. VANESSA To a great team. They toast. Ken ENTERS KEN Well hello. VANESSA Oh...Ken. BARRY Hello. VANESSA I didn’t think you were coming. KEN No, I was just late. I tried to call. But, (holding his cell phone) the battery... VANESSA I didn’t want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily he was free. BARRY Yeah. KEN (gritting his teeth) Oh, that was lucky. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 79. VANESSA Well, there’s still a little left. I could heat it up. KEN Yeah, heat it up. Sure, whatever. Vanessa EXITS. Ken and Barry look at each other as Barry eats. BARRY So, I hear you’re quite a tennis player. I’m not much for the game myself. I find the ball a little grabby. KEN That’s where I usually sit. Right there. VANESSA (O.C) Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that “eating with chopsticks” isn’t really a special skill. KEN (to Barry) You think I don’t see what you’re doing? BARRY Hey look, I know how hard it is trying to find the right job. We certainly have that in common. KEN Do we? BARRY Well, bees have 100% employment, of course. But we do jobs like taking the crud out. KEN That’s just what I was thinking about doing. Ken holds his table knife up. It slips out of his hand. He goes under the table to pick it up. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 80. VANESSA Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was alright. Ken hits his head on the table. BARRY I’m going to go drain the old stinger. KEN Yeah, you do that. Barry EXITS to the bathroom, grabbing a small piece of a VARIETY MAGAZINE on the way. BARRY Oh, look at that. Ken slams the champagne down on the table. Ken closes his eyes and buries his face in his hands. He grabs a magazine on the way into the bathroom. SEQ. 2800 - “BARRY FIGHTS KEN” INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS Ken ENTERS, closes the door behind him. He’s not happy. Barry is washing his hands. He glances back at Ken. KEN You know, I’ve just about had it with your little mind games. BARRY What’s that? KEN Italian Vogue. BARRY Mamma Mia, that’s a lot of pages. KEN It’s a lot of ads. BARRY Remember what Van said. Why is your life any more valuable than mine? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 81. KEN It’s funny, I just can’t seem to recall that! Ken WHACKS at Barry with the magazine. He misses and KNOCKS EVERYTHING OFF THE VANITY. Ken grabs a can of AIR FRESHENER. KEN (CONT'D) I think something stinks in here. He sprays at Barry. BARRY I love the smell of flowers. KEN Yeah? How do you like the smell of flames? Ken lights the stream. BARRY Not as much. Barry flies in a circle. Ken, trying to stay with him, spins in place. ANGLE ON: Flames outside the bathroom door. Ken slips on the Italian Vogue, falls backward into the shower, pulling down the shower curtain. The can hits him in the head, followed by the shower curtain rod, and the rubber duck. Ken reaches back, grabs the handheld shower head. He whips around, looking for Barry. ANGLE ON: A WATERBUG near the drain. WATERBUG Waterbug. Not taking sides. Barry is on the toilet tank. He comes out from behind a shampoo bottle, wearing a chapstick cap as a helmet. BARRY Ken, look at me! I’m wearing a chapstick hat. This is pathetic. ANGLE ON: Ken turning the hand shower nozzle from “GENTLE”, to “TURBO”, to “LETHAL”. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 82. KEN I’ve got issues! Ken fires the water at Barry, knocking him into the toilet. The items from the vanity (emory board, lipstick, eye curler, etc.) are on the toilet seat. Ken looks down at Barry. KEN (CONT'D) Well well well, a royal flush. BARRY You’re bluffing. KEN Am I? Ken flushes the toilet. Barry grabs the Emory board and uses it to surf. He puts his hand in the water while he’s surfing. Some water splashes on Ken. BARRY Surf’s up, dude! KEN Awww, poo water! He does some skate board-style half-pipe riding. Barry surfs out of the toilet. BARRY That bowl is gnarly. Ken tries to get a shot at him with the toilet brush. KEN Except for those dirty yellow rings. Vanessa ENTERS. VANESSA Kenneth! What are you doing? KEN You know what? I don’t even like honey! I don’t eat it! VANESSA We need to talk! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 83. She pulls Ken out by his ear. Ken glares at Barry. CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS VANESSA He’s just a little bee. And he happens to be the nicest bee I’ve met in a long time. KEN Long time? What are you talking about? Are there other bugs in your life? VANESSA No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you’re one of them! KEN Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...my nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollercoaster. VANESSA Goodbye, Ken. KEN Augh! VANESSA Whew! Ken EXITS, then re-enters frame. KEN And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners, made by man! He EXITS again. The DOOR SLAMS behind him. VANESSA (to Barry) I’m sorry about all that. Ken RE-ENTERS. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 84. KEN I know it’s got an aftertaste! I like it! BARRY (re: Ken) I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. (puts his hands in his pockets) I couldn’t overcome it. Oh well. VANESSA Are you going to be okay for the trial tomorrow? BARRY Oh, I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. CUT TO: SEQ. 3300 - “ADAM STINGS MONTY” INT. COURTROOM - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: Medium shot of Montgomery standing at his table. MONTGOMERY We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. ADAM (whispering to Vanessa) Now that’s a good idea. (to Barry) You can really see why he’s considered one of the very best lawyers-- Oh. Barry rolls his eyes. He gets up, takes the stand. A juror in a striped shirt APPLAUDS. MR. GAMMIL (whispering) Layton, you’ve got to weave some magic with this jury, or it’s going to be all over. Montgomery is holding a BOOK, “The Secret Life of Bees”. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 85. MONTGOMERY (confidently whispering) Oh, don’t worry Mr. Gammil. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don’t like about bees. (to Gammil) You got the tweezers? Mr. Gammil NODS, and pats his breast pocket. MR. GAMMIL Are you allergic? MONTGOMERY Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Montgomery approaches the stand. MONTGOMERY (CONT’D) Mr. Benson Bee. I’ll ask you what I think we’d all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? Montgomery points to Vanessa. BARRY We’re friends. MONTGOMERY Good friends? BARRY Yes. MONTGOMERY (softly in Barry’s face) How good? BARRY What? MONTGOMERY Do you live together? BARRY Wait a minute, this isn’t about-- "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 86. MONTGOMERY Are you her little... (clearing throat) ... bed bug? BARRY (flustered) Hey, that’s not the kind of-- MONTGOMERY I’ve seen a bee documentary or two. Now, from what I understand, doesn’t your Queen give birth to all the bee children in the hive? BARRY Yeah, but-- MONTGOMERY So those aren’t even your real parents! ANGLE ON: Barry’s parents. MARTIN BENSON Oh, Barry. BARRY Yes they are! ADAM Hold me back! Vanessa holds him back with a COFFEE STIRRER. Montgomery points to Barry’s parents. MONTGOMERY You’re an illegitimate bee, aren’t you Benson? ADAM He’s denouncing bees! All the bees in the courtroom start to HUM. They’re agitated. MONTGOMERY And don’t y’all date your cousins? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 87. VANESSA (standing, letting go of Adam) Objection! Adam explodes from the table and flies towards Montgomery. ADAM I’m going to pin cushion this guy! Montgomery turns around and positions himself by the judge’s bench. He sticks his butt out. Montgomery winks at his team. BARRY Adam, don’t! It’s what he wants! Adam shoves Barry out of the way. Adam STINGS Montgomery in the butt. The jury REACTS, aghast. MONTGOMERY Ow! I’m hit! Oh, lordy, I am hit! The judge BANGS her gavel. JUDGE Order! Order! Please, Mr. Montgomery. MONTGOMERY The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a wing-ed beast of destruction. You see? You can’t treat them like equals. They’re strip-ed savages! Stinging’s the only thing they know! It’s their way! ANGLE ON: Adam, collapsed on the floor. Barry rushes to his side. BARRY Adam, stay with me. ADAM I can’t feel my legs. Montgomery falls on the Bailiff. BAILIFF Take it easy. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 88. MONTGOMERY Oh, what angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? The JURY recoils. JUDGE Please, I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! FADE TO: SEQ. 3400 - “ADAM AT HOSPITAL” INT. HOSPITAL - STREET LEVEL ROOM - DAY PRESS PERSON #1 (V.O) The case of the honey bees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday, when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Now here’s Don with the 5-day. A NURSE lets Barry into the room. Barry CARRIES a FLOWER. BARRY Thank you. Barry stands over Adam, in a bed. Barry lays the flower down next to him. The TV is on. BARRY (CONT'D) Hey buddy. ADAM Hey. BARRY Is there much pain? Adam has a BEE-SIZED PAINKILLER HONEY BUTTON near his head that he presses. ADAM (pressing the button) Yeah...I blew the whole case, didn’t I? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 89. BARRY Oh, it doesn’t matter. The important thing is you’re alive. You could have died. ADAM I’d be better off dead. Look at me. Adam THROWS the blanket off his lap, revealing a GREEN SANDWICH SWORD STINGER. ADAM (CONT’D) (voice cracking) They got it from the cafeteria, they got it from downstairs. In a tuna sandwich. Look, there’s a little celery still on it. BARRY What was it like to sting someone? ADAM I can’t explain it. It was all adrenaline...and then...ecstasy. Barry looks at Adam. BARRY Alright. ADAM You think that was all a trap? BARRY Of course. I’m sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us, we’re just a couple of bugs in this world. ADAM What do you think the humans will do to us if they win? BARRY I don’t know. ADAM I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn’t sound so bad. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 90. BARRY Adam, they check in, but they don’t check out. Adam GULPS. ADAM Oh my. ANGLE ON: the hospital window. We see THREE PEOPLE smoking outside on the sidewalk. The smoke drifts in. Adam COUGHS. ADAM (CONT’D) Say, could you get a nurse to close that window? BARRY Why? ADAM The smoke. Bees don’t smoke. BARRY Right. Bees don’t smoke. Bees don’t smoke! But some bees are smoking. Adam, that’s it! That’s our case. Adam starts putting his clothes on. ADAM It is? It’s not over? BARRY No. Get up. Get dressed. I’ve got to go somewhere. You get back the court and stall. Stall anyway you can. CUT TO: SEQ. 3500 - “SMOKING GUN” INT. COURTROOM - THE NEXT DAY Adam is folding a piece of paper into a boat. ADAM ...and assuming you’ve done step 29 correctly, you’re ready for the tub. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 91. ANGLE ON: The jury, all with paper boats of their own. JURORS Ooh. ANGLE ON: Montgomery frustrated with Gammil, who’s making a boat also. Monty crumples Gammil’s boat, and throws it at him. JUDGE Mr. Flayman? ADAM Yes? Yes, Your Honor? JUDGE Where is the rest of your team? ADAM (fumbling with his swordstinger) Well, your honor, it’s interesting. You know Bees are trained to fly kind of haphazardly and as a result quite often we don’t make very good time. I actually once heard a pretty funny story about a bee-- MONTGOMERY Your Honor, haven’t these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court’s valuable time? Montgomery rolls out from behind his table. He’s suspended in a LARGE BABY CHAIR with wheels. MONTGOMERY (CONT'D) How much longer are we going to allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who have all run perfectly legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case. JUDGE Mr. Flayman, I am afraid I am going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery’s motion. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 92. ADAM But you can’t. We have a terrific case. MONTGOMERY Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun. Barry bursts through the door. BARRY Hold it, your honor. You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. Vanessa ENTERS, holding a bee smoker Vanessa slams the beekeeper's SMOKER onto the judge’s bench. JUDGE What is that? BARRY It’s a Bee smoker. Montgomery GRABS the smoker. MONTGOMERY What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn’t hurt a fly, let alone a bee. He unintentionally points it towards the bee gallery, KNOCKING THEM ALL OUT. The jury GASPS. The press SNAPS pictures of them. BARRY Members of the jury, look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or Non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to these smoke machines in man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? Barry gestures dramatically towards Montgomery's racially mixed table. The BLACK LAWYER slowly moves his chair away. GAMMIL What are we going to do? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 93. MONTGOMERY (to Pross) He's playing the species card. Barry lands on the scale of justice, by the judge’s bench. It balances as he lands. BARRY Ladies and gentlemen, please, FreeThese-Bees! ANGLE ON: Jury, chanting "Free the bees". JUDGE The court finds in favor of the bees. The chaos continues. Barry flies over to Vanessa, with his hand up for a “high 5”. BARRY Vanessa, we won! VANESSA Yay! I knew you could do it. Highfive! She high 5’s Barry, sending him crashing to the table. He bounces right back up. VANESSA (CONT'D) Oh, sorry. BARRY Ow!! I’m okay. Vanessa, do you know what this means? All the honey is finally going to belong to the bees. Now we won’t have to work so hard all the time. Montgomery approaches Barry, surrounded by the press. The cameras and microphones go to Montgomery. MONTGOMERY (waving a finger) This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson! You’ll regret this. ANGLE ON: Barry’s ‘deer in headlights’ expression, as the press pushes microphones in his face. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 94. PRESS PERSON 1 Barry, how much honey do you think is out there? BARRY Alright, alright, one at a time... SARAH Barry, who are you wearing? BARRY Uhhh, my sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. The Press follows Barry as he EXITS. ANGLE ON: Adam and Vanessa. ADAM (putting papers away) What if Montgomery’s right? VANESSA What do you mean? ADAM We’ve been living the bee way a long time. 27 million years. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 3600 - “HONEY ROUNDUP” EXT. HONEY FARMS APIARY - MONTAGE SARAH (V.O) Congratulations on your victory. What are you going to demand as a settlement? BARRY (V.O) (over montage) First, we’re going to demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then, we want to get back all the honey that was ours to begin with. Every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, big-headed, bad breath, stink-machine. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 95. I believe we’re all aware of what they do in the woods. We will no longer tolerate derogatory beenegative nick-names, unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products, and la-dee-da tea-time human snack garnishments. MONTAGE IMAGES: Close-up on an ATF JACKET, with the YELLOW LETTERS. Camera pulls back. We see an ARMY OF BEE AND HUMAN AGENTS wearing hastily made “Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Honey” jackets. Barry supervises. The gate to Honey Farms is locked permanently. All the smokers are collected and locked up. All the bees leave the Apiary. CUT TO: EXT. ATF OUTSIDE OF SUPERMARKET - MONTAGE Agents begin YANKING honey off the supermarket shelves, and out of shopping baskets. CUT TO: EXT. NEW HIVE CITY - MONTAGE The bees tear down a honey-bear statue. CUT TO: EXT. YELLOWSTONE FOREST - MONTAGE POV of a sniper’s crosshairs. An animated BEAR character looka-like, turns his head towards camera. BARRY Wait for my signal. ANGLE ON: Barry lowering his binoculars. BARRY (CONT'D) Take him out. The sniper SHOOTS the bear. It hits him in the shoulder. The bear looks at it. He gets woozy and the honey jar falls out of his lap, an ATF&H agent catches it. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 96. BARRY (V.O) (CONT'D) ATF&H AGENT (to the bear’s pig friend) He’ll have a little nausea for a few hours, then he’ll be fine. CUT TO: EXT. STING’S HOUSE - MONTAGE ATF&H agents SLAP CUFFS on Sting, who is meditating. STING But it’s just a prance-about stage name! CUT TO: INT. A WOMAN’S SHOWER - MONTAGE A WOMAN is taking a shower, and using honey shampoo. An ATF&H agent pulls the shower curtain aside, and grabs her bottle of shampoo. The woman SCREAMS. The agent turns to the 3 other agents, and Barry. ANGLE ON: Barry looking at the label on the shampoo bottle, shaking his head and writing in his clipboard. CUT TO: EXT. SUPERMARKET CAFE - MONTAGE Another customer, an old lady having her tea with a little jar of honey, gets her face pushed down onto the table and turned to the side by two agents. One of the agents has a gun on her. OLD LADY Can’t breathe. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK - MONTAGE An OIL DRUM of honey is connected to Barry’s hive. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 97. BARRY Bring it in, boys. CUT TO: SEQ. 3650 - “NO MORE WORK” INT. HONEX - MONTAGE ANGLE ON: The honey goes past the 3-cup hash-mark, and begins to overflow. A WORKER BEE runs up to Buzzwell. WORKER BEE 1 Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed 3 cups, and there’s gallons mores coming. I think we need to shutdown. KEYCHAIN BEE (to Buzzwell) Shutdown? We’ve never shutdown. ANGLE ON: Buzzwell overlooking the factory floor. BUZZWELL Shutdown honey production! Stop making honey! ANGLE ON: TWO BEES, each with a KEY. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) Turn your key, Sir! They turn the keys simultaneously, War Games-style, shutting down the honey machines. ANGLE ON: the Taffy-Pull machine, Centrifuge, and Krelman all slowly come to a stop. The bees look around, bewildered. WORKER BEE 5 What do we do now? A BEAT. WORKER BEE 6 Cannon ball!! He jumps into a HONEY VAT, doesn’t penetrate the surface. He looks around, and slowly sinks down to his waist. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 98. EXT. HONEX FACTORY THE WHISTLE BLOWS, and the bees all stream out the exit. CUT TO: INT. J-GATE - CONTINUOUS Lou Loduca gives orders to the pollen jocks. LOU LODUCA We’re shutting down honey production. Mission abort. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK Jackson receives the orders, mid-pollination. JACKSON Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. CUT TO: EXT. NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees, putting sun-tan lotion on their noses and antennae, and sunning themselves on the balconies of the gyms. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK ANGLE ON: THE FLOWERS starting to DROOP. CUT TO: INT. J-GATE J-Gate is deserted. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 99. EXT. NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees sunning themselves. A TIMER DINGS, and they all turn over. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK TIME LAPSE of Central Park turning brown. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP CLOSE-UP SHOT: Vanessa writes “Sorry. No more flowers.” on a “Closed” sign, an turns it facing out. CUT TO: SEQ. 3700 - “IDLE HIVE” EXT. NEW HIVE CITY - DAY Barry flies at high speed. TRACKING SHOT into the hive, through the lobby of Honex, and into Adam’s office. CUT TO: INT. ADAM’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS Barry meets Adam in his office. Adam’s office is in disarray. There are papers everywhere. He’s filling up his cardboard hexagon box. BARRY (out of breath) Adam, you wouldn’t believe how much honey was out there. ADAM Oh yeah? BARRY What’s going on around here? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 100. ADAM (exiting with a cardboard box of belongings) No, they’re just home. They don’t know what to do. BARRY Hmmm. ADAM They’re laying out, they’re sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. BARRY At least we got our honey back. They walk through the empty factory. ADAM Yeah, but sometimes I think, so what if the humans liked our honey? Who wouldn’t? It’s the greatest thing in the world. I was excited to be a part of making it. ANGLE ON: Adam’s desk on it’s side in the hall. ADAM (CONT’D) This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...and now I can’t. Adam EXITS. CUT TO: SEQ. 3900 - “WORLD WITHOUT BEES” INT. STAIRWELL Vanessa and Barry are walking up the stairs to the roof. BARRY I don’t understand why they’re not happy. We have so much now. I thought their lives would be better. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 101. VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY They’re doing nothing. It’s amazing, honey really changes people. VANESSA You don’t have any idea what’s going on, do you? BARRY What did you want to show me? VANESSA This. They reach the top of the stairs. Vanessa opens the door. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S ROOFTOP - CONTINUOUS Barry sees Vanessa’s flower pots and small garden have all turned brown. BARRY What happened here? VANESSA That is not the half of it... Vanessa turns Barry around with her two fingers, revealing the view of Central Park, which is also all brown. BARRY Oh no. Oh my. They’re all wilting. VANESSA Doesn’t look very good, does it? BARRY No. VANESSA And who’s fault do you think that is? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 102. BARRY Mmmm...you know, I’m going to guess, bees. VANESSA Bees? BARRY Specifically me. I guess I didn’t think that bees not needing to make honey would affect all these other things. VANESSA And it’s not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables...they all need bees. BARRY Well, that’s our whole SAT test right there. VANESSA So, you take away the produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... BARRY The human species? VANESSA (clearing throat) Ahem! BARRY Oh. So, if there’s no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn’t it? VANESSA And I know this is also partly my fault. Barry takes a long SIGH. BARRY How about a suicide pact? VANESSA (not sure if he’s joking) How would we do it? BARRY I’ll sting you, you step on me. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 103. VANESSA That just kills you twice. BARRY Right, right. VANESSA Listen Barry. Sorry but I’ve got to get going. She EXITS. BARRY (looking out over the park) Had to open my mouth and talk... (looking back) Vanessa..? Vanessa is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 3935 - “GOING TO PASADENA” EXT. NY STREET - CONTINUOUS Vanessa gets into a cab. Barry ENTERS. BARRY Vanessa. Why are you leaving? Where are you going? VANESSA To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They moved it up to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It’s the last chance I’ll ever have to see it. BARRY Vanessa, I just want to say I’m sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. VANESSA I know. Me neither. Vanessa cab drives away. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 104. BARRY (chuckling to himself) Tournament of Roses. Roses can’t do sports. Wait a minute...roses. Roses? Roses!? Vanessa! Barry follows shortly after. He catches up to it, and he pounds on the window. Barry follows shortly after Vanessa’s cab. He catches up to it, and he pounds on the window. INT. TAXI - CONTINUOUS Barry motions for her to roll the window down. She does so. BARRY Roses?! VANESSA Barry? BARRY (as he flies next to the cab) Roses are flowers. VANESSA Yes, they are. BARRY Flowers, bees, pollen! VANESSA I know. That’s why this is the last parade. BARRY Maybe not. The cab starts pulling ahead of Barry. BARRY (CONT'D) (re: driver) Could you ask him to slow down? VANESSA Could you slow down? The cabs slows. Barry flies in the window, and lands in the change box, which closes on him. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 105. VANESSA (CONT'D) Barry! Vanessa lets him out. Barry stands on the change box, in front of the driver’s license. BARRY Okay, I made a huge mistake! This is a total disaster, and it’s all my fault! VANESSA Yes, it kind of is. BARRY I’ve ruined the planet. And, I wanted to help with your flower shop. Instead, I’ve made it worse. VANESSA Actually, it’s completely closed down. BARRY Oh, I thought maybe you were remodeling. Nonetheless, I have another idea. And it’s greater than all my previous great ideas combined. VANESSA I don’t want to hear it. Vanessa closes the change box on Barry. BARRY (opening it again) Alright, here’s what I’m thinking. They have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant, and flower bud in this park. All we’ve got to do is get what they’ve got back here with what we’ve got. VANESSA Bees... BARRY Park... VANESSA Pollen... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 106. BARRY Flowers... VANESSA Repollination! BARRY (on luggage handle, going up) Across the nation! CUT TO: SEQ. 3950 - “ROSE PARADE” EXT. PASADENA PARADE BARRY (V.O) Alright. Tournament of Roses. Pasadena, California. They’ve got nothing but flowers, floats, and cotton candy. Security will be tight. VANESSA I have an idea. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA ANGLE ON: Barry and Vanessa approaching a HEAVILY ARMED GUARD in front of the staging area. VANESSA Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. He leans in to look at her badge. She SNAPS IT SHUT, VANESSA (CONT’D) Oh, it’s real. HEAVILY ARMED GUARD Sorry ma’am. That’s a nice brooch, by the way. VANESSA Thank you. It was a gift. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 107. They ENTER the staging area. BARRY (V.O) Then, once we’re inside, we just pick the right float. VANESSA How about the Princess and the Pea? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I can be the princess, and-- BARRY ...yes, I think-- VANESSA You could be-- BARRY I’ve-- VANESSA The pea. BARRY Got it. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA - A FEW MOMENTS LATER Barry, dressed as a PEA, flies up and hovers in front of the princess on the “Princess and the Pea” float. The float is sponsored by Inflat-a-bed and a SIGN READS: “Inflat-a-bed: If it blows, it’s ours.” BARRY Sorry I’m late. Where should I sit? PRINCESS What are you? BARRY I believe I’m the pea. PRINCESS The pea? It’s supposed to be under the mattresses. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 108. BARRY Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. PRINCESS I’m going to go talk to the marshall. BARRY You do that. This whole parade is a fiasco! She EXITS. Vanessa removes the step-ladder. The princess FALLS. Barry and Vanessa take off in the float. BARRY (CONT’D) Let’s see what this baby will do. ANGLE ON: Guy with headset talking to drivers. HEADSET GUY Hey! The float ZOOMS by. A young CHILD in the stands, TIMMY, cries. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA - A FEW MOMENTS LATER ANGLE ON: Vanessa putting the princess hat on. BARRY (V.O) Then all we do is blend in with traffic, without arousing suspicion. CUT TO: EXT. THE PARADE ROUTE - CONTINUOUS The floats go flying by the crowds. Barry and Vanessa’s float CRASHES through the fence. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 109. EXT. LA FREEWAY Vanessa and Barry speed, dodging and weaving, down the freeway. BARRY (V.O) And once we’re at the airport, there’s no stopping us. CUT TO: EXT. LAX AIRPORT Barry and Vanessa pull up to the curb, in front of an TSA AGENT WITH CLIPBOARD. TSA AGENT Stop. Security. Did you and your insect pack your own float? VANESSA (O.C) Yes. TSA AGENT Has this float been in your possession the entire time? VANESSA (O.C) Since the parade...yes. ANGLE ON: Barry holding his shoes. TSA AGENT Would you remove your shoes and everything in your pockets? Can you remove your stinger, Sir? BARRY That’s part of me. TSA AGENT I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY Barry and Vanessa’s airplane TAKES OFF. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 110. BARRY (O.C) Then, if we’re lucky, we’ll have just enough pollen to do the job. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 4025 - “COCKPIT FIGHT” INT. AIRPLANE Vanessa is on the aisle. Barry is on a laptop calculating flowers, pollen, number of bees, airspeed, etc. He does a “Stomp” dance on the keyboard. BARRY Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job. I think this is going to work, Vanessa. VANESSA It’s got to work. PILOT (V.O) Attention passengers. This is Captain Scott. I’m afraid we have a bit of bad weather in the New York area. And looks like we’re going to be experiencing a couple of hours delay. VANESSA Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They’ll never make it. BARRY I’ve got to get up there and talk to these guys. VANESSA Be careful. Barry flies up to the cockpit door. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT - CONTINUOUS A female flight attendant, ANGELA, is in the cockpit with the pilots. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 111. There’s a KNOCK at the door. BARRY (C.O) Hey, can I get some help with this Sky Mall Magazine? I’d like to order the talking inflatable travel pool filter. ANGELA (to the pilots, irritated) Excuse me. CUT TO: EXT. CABIN - CONTINUOUS Angela opens the cockpit door and looks around. She doesn’t see anybody. ANGLE ON: Barry hidden on the yellow and black “caution” stripe. As Angela looks around, Barry zips into the cockpit. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT BARRY Excuse me, Captain. I am in a real situation here... PILOT (pulling an earphone back, to the co-pilot) What did you say, Hal? CO-PILOT I didn’t say anything. PILOT (he sees Barry) Ahhh! Bee! BARRY No, no! Don’t freak out! There’s a chance my entire species-- CO-PILOT (taking off his earphones) Ahhh! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 112. The pilot grabs a “DUSTBUSTER” vacuum cleaner. He aims it around trying to vacuum up Barry. The co-pilot faces camera, as the pilot tries to suck Barry up. Barry is on the other side of the co-pilot. As they dosey-do, the toupee of the co-pilot begins to come up, still attached to the front. CO-PILOT (CONT'D) What are you doing? Stop! The toupee comes off the co-pilot’s head, and sticks in the Dustbuster. Barry runs across the bald head. BARRY Wait a minute! I’m an attorney! CO-PILOT Who’s an attorney? PILOT Don’t move. The pilot uses the Dustbuster to try and mash Barry, who is hovering in front of the co-pilot’s nose, and knocks out the co-pilot who falls out of his chair, hitting the life raft release button. The life raft inflates, hitting the pilot, knocking him into a wall and out cold. Barry surveys the situation. BARRY Oh, Barry. CUT TO: INT. AIRPLANE CABIN Vanessa studies her laptop, looking serious. SFX: PA CRACKLE. BARRY (V.O) (in captain voice) Good afternoon passengers, this is your captain speaking. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24F please report to the cockpit. And please hurry! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 113. ANGLE ON: The aisle, and Vanessa head popping up. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Vanessa ENTERS. VANESSA What happened here? BARRY I tried to talk to them, but then there was a Dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded...Now one’s bald, one’s in a boat, and they’re both unconscious. VANESSA Is that another bee joke? BARRY No. No one’s flying the plane. The AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER, BUD, speaks over the radio. BUD This is JFK control tower. Flight 356, what’s your status? Vanessa presses a button, and the intercom comes on. VANESSA This is Vanessa Bloome. I’m a florist from New York. BUD Where’s the pilot? VANESSA He’s unconscious and so is the copilot. BUD Not good. Is there anyone onboard who has flight experience? A BEAT. BARRY As a matter of fact, there is. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 114. BUD Who’s that? VANESSA Barry Benson. BUD From the honey trial? Oh great. BARRY Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It’s got giant wings, huge engines. VANESSA I can’t fly a plane. BARRY Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot? VANESSA Yes? BARRY How hard could it be? VANESSA Wait a minute. Barry, we’re headed into some lightning. CUT TO: Vanessa shrugs, and takes the controls. SEQ. 4150 - “BARRY FLIES PLANE” INT. BENSON HOUSE The family is all huddled around the TV at the Benson house. ANGLE ON: TV. Bob Bumble is broadcasting. BOB BUMBLE This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK airport, where a very suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh off his stunning legal victory... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 115. Adam SPRAYS a can of HONEY-WHIP into his mouth. ADAM That’s Barry. BOB BUMBLE ...is now attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers, and an incapacitated flight crew. EVERYONE Flowers?! CUT TO: INT. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER BUD Well, we have an electrical storm in the area, and two individuals at the controls of a jumbo jet with absolutely no flight experience. JEANETTE CHUNG Just a minute, Mr. Ditchwater, there’s a honey bee on that plane. BUD Oh, I’m quite familiar with Mr. Benson’s work, and his no-account compadres. Haven’t they done enough damage already? JEANETTE CHUNG But isn’t he your only hope right now? BUD Come on, technically a bee shouldn’t be able to fly at all. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT. Barry REACTS BUD The wings are too small, their bodies are too big-- "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 116. BARRY (over PA) Hey, hold on a second. Haven’t we heard this million times? The surface area of the wings, and the body mass doesn’t make sense? JEANETTE CHUNG Get this on the air. CAMERAMAN You got it! CUT TO: INT. BEE TV CONTROL ROOM An engineer throws a switch. BEE ENGINEER Stand by. We’re going live. The “ON AIR” sign illuminates. CUT TO: INT. VARIOUS SHOTS OF NEW HIVE CITY The news report plays on TV. The pollen jocks are sitting around, playing paddle-ball, Wheel-o, and one of them is spinning his helmet on his finger. Buzzwell is in an office cubicle, playing computer solitaire. Barry’s family and Adam watch from their living room. Bees sitting on the street curb turn around to watch the TV. BARRY Mr. Ditchwater, the way we work may be a mystery to you, because making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you something about a small job. If you do it really well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That’s why I want to get bees back to doing what we do best. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 117. Working together. That’s the bee way. We’re not made of Jello. We get behind a fellow. Black and yellow. CROWD OF BEES Hello! CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Barry is giving orders to Vanessa. BARRY Left, right, down, hover. VANESSA Hover? BARRY Forget hover. VANESSA You know what? This isn’t so hard. Vanessa pretends to HONK THE HORN. VANESSA (CONT’D) Beep, beep! Beep, beep! A BOLT OF LIGHTNING HITS the plane. The plane takes a sharp dip. VANESSA (CONT’D) Barry, what happened? BARRY (noticing the control panel) Wait a minute. I think we were on autopilot that whole time. VANESSA That may have been helping me. BARRY And now we’re not! VANESSA (V.O.) (folding her arms) Well, then it turns out I cannot fly a plane. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 118. BARRY (CONT'D) Vanessa struggles with the yoke. CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE The airplane goes into a steep dive. CUT TO: SEQ. 4175 - “CRASH LANDING” INT. J-GATE An ALERT SIGN READING: “Hive Alert. We Need:” Then the SIGNAL goes from “Two Bees” “Some Bees” “Every Bee There Is” Lou Loduca gathers the pollen jocks at J-Gate. LOU LODUCA All of you, let’s get behind this fellow. Move it out! The bees follow Lou Loduca, and EXIT J-Gate. CUT TO: INT. AIRPLANE COCKPIT BARRY Our only chance is if I do what I would do, and you copy me with the wings of the plane! VANESSA You don’t have to yell. BARRY I’m not yelling. We happen to be in a lot of trouble here. VANESSA It’s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice. BARRY It’s not a tone. I’m panicking! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 119. EXT. JFK AIRPORT ANGLE ON: The bees arriving and massing at the airport. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Barry and Vanessa alternately SLAP EACH OTHER IN THE FACE. VANESSA I don’t think I can do this. BARRY Vanessa, pull yourself together. Listen to me, you have got to snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE A GIGANTIC SWARM OF BEES flies in to hold the plane up. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT - CONTINUOUS BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 120. BARRY You snap-- VANESSA Hold it! BARRY (about to slap her again) Why? Come on, it’s my turn. VANESSA How is the plane flying? Barry’s antennae ring. BARRY I don’t know. (answering) Hello? CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE ANGLE ON: The underside of the plane. The pollen jocks have massed all around the underbelly of the plane, and are holding it up. LOU LODUCA Hey Benson, have you got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Lou, Buzz, Splitz, and Jackson come up alongside the cockpit. BARRY The pollen jocks! VANESSA They do get behind a fellow. BARRY Black and yellow. LOU LODUCA (over headset) Hello. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 121. Alright you two, what do you say we drop this tin can on the blacktop? VANESSA What blacktop? Where? I can’t see anything. Can you? BARRY No, nothing. It’s all cloudy. CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY Adam SHOUTS. ADAM Come on, you’ve got to think bee, Barry. Thinking bee, thinking bee. ANGLE ON: Overhead shot of runway. The bees are in the formation of a flower. In unison they move, causing the flower to FLASH YELLOW AND BLACK. BEES (chanting) Thinking bee, thinking bee. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT We see through the swirling mist and clouds. A GIANT SHAPE OF A FLOWER is forming in the middle of the runway. BARRY Wait a minute. I think I’m feeling something. VANESSA What? BARRY I don’t know, but it’s strong. And it’s pulling me, like a 27 million year old instinct. Bring the nose of the plane down. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 122. LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) EXT. RUNWAY All the bees are on the runway chanting “Thinking Bee”. CUT TO: INT. CONTROL TOWER RICK What in the world is on the tarmac? ANGLE ON: Dave OTS onto runway seeing a flower being formed by millions of bees. BUD Get some lights on that! CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY ANGLE ON: AIRCRAFT LANDING LIGHT SCAFFOLD by the side of the runway, illuminating the bees in their flower formation. INT. COCKPIT BARRY Vanessa, aim for the flower! VANESSA Oh, okay? BARRY Cut the engines! VANESSA Cut the engines? BARRY We’re going in on bee power. Ready boys? LOU LODUCA Affirmative. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 123. INT. AIRPLANE COCKPIT BARRY Good, good, easy now. Land on that flower! Ready boys? Give me full reverse. LOU LODUCA Spin it around! The plane attempts to land on top of an “Aloha Airlines” plane with flowers painted on it. BARRY (V.O) I mean the giant black and yellow pulsating flower made of millions of bees! VANESSA Which flower? BARRY That flower! VANESSA I’m aiming at the flower! The plane goes after a FAT GUY IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT. BARRY (V.O) That’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt! The other other flower! The big one. He snaps a photo and runs away. BARRY (CONT'D) Full forward. Ready boys? Nose down. Bring your tail up. Rotate around it. VANESSA Oh, this is insane, Barry. BARRY This is the only way I know how to fly. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 124. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER BUD Am I koo-koo kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY BARRY (V.O) Get your nose in there. Don’t be afraid of it. Smell it. Full reverse! Easy, just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in. Drop it in, woman! The plane HOVERS and MANEUVERS, landing in the center of the giant flower, like a bee. The FLOWERS from the cargo hold spill out onto the runway. INT. AIPLANE CABIN The passengers are motionless for a beat. PASSENGER Come on already! They hear the “ding ding”, and all jump up to grab their luggage out of the overheads. SEQ. 4225 - “RUNWAY SPEECH” EXT. RUNWAY - CONTINUOUS The INFLATABLE SLIDES pop out the side of the plane. The passengers escape. Barry and Vanessa slide down out of the cockpit. Barry and Vanessa exhale a huge breath. VANESSA Barry, we did it. You taught me how to fly. Vanessa raises her hand up for a high five. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 125. BARRY Yes. No high five. VANESSA Right. ADAM Barry, it worked. Did you see the giant flower? BARRY What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius, man. Genius! ADAM Thank you. BARRY But we’re not done yet. Barry flies up to the wing of the plane, and addresses the bee crowd. BARRY (CONT’D) Listen everyone. This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We’re the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers, and dress like this. If we’re going to survive as a species, this is our moment. So what do you all say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History key chains? BEES We’re bees! KEYCHAIN BEE Keychain! BARRY Then follow me... Except Keychain. BUZZ Hold on Barry. You’ve earned this. Buzz puts a pollen jock jacket and helmet with Barry’s name on it on Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 126. BARRY I’m a pollen jock! (looking at the jacket. The sleeves are a little long) And it’s a perfect fit. All I’ve got to do are the sleeves. The Pollen Jocks toss Barry a gun. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh yeah! ANGLE ON: Martin and Janet Benson. JANET BENSON That’s our Barry. All the bees descend upon the flowers on the tarmac, and start collecting pollen. CUT TO: SEQ. 4250 - “RE-POLLINATION” EXT. SKIES - CONTINUOUS The squadron FLIES over the city, REPOLLINATING trees and flowers as they go. Barry breaks off from the group, towards Vanessa’s flower shop. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS Barry REPOLLINATES Vanessa’s flowers. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Timmy with a frisbee, as the bees fly by. TIMMY Mom, the bees are back! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 127. Central Park is completely repollinated by the bees. DISSOLVE TO: INT. HONEX - CONTINUOUS Honex is back to normal and everyone is busily working. ANGLE ON: Adam, putting his Krelman hat on. ADAM If anyone needs to make a call, now’s the time. I’ve got a feeling we’ll be working late tonight! The bees CHEER. CUT TO: SEQ. 4355 EXT: VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP With a new sign out front. “Vanessa & Barry: Flowers, Honey, Legal Advice” DISSOLVE TO: INT: FLOWER COUNTER Vanessa doing a brisk trade with many customers. CUT TO: INT: FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS Vanessa is selling flowers. In the background, there are SHELVES STOCKED WITH HONEY. VANESSA (O.C.) Don’t forget these. Have a great afternoon. Yes, can I help who’s next? Who’s next? Would you like some honey with that? It is beeapproved. SIGN ON THE BACK ROOM DOOR READS: “Barry Benson: Insects at Law”. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 128. Camera moves into the back room. ANGLE ON: Barry. ANGLE ON: Barry’s COW CLIENT. COW Milk, cream, cheese...it’s all me. And I don’t see a nickel. BARRY Uh huh? Uh huh? COW (breaking down) Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat. BARRY I had no idea. VANESSA Barry? I’m sorry, have you got a moment? BARRY Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate here will be able to help you. Mooseblood ENTERS. MOOSEBLOOD Sorry I’m late. COW He’s a lawyer too? MOOSEBLOOD Ma’am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was * a briefcase. * ANGLE ON: Flower Counter. VANESSA (to customer) Have a great afternoon! (to Barry) Barry, I just got this huge tulip order for a wedding, and I can’t get them anywhere. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 129. BARRY Not a problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. Vanessa turns back to deal with a customer. VANESSA You’re a life-saver, Barry. (to the next customer) Can I help who’s next? Who’s next? ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling back at Barry. Barry smiles too, then snaps himself out of it. BARRY (speaks into his antennae) Alright. Scramble jocks, it’s time to fly! VANESSA Thank you, Barry! EXT. FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy walking down the street. KEN (noticing the new sign) Augh! What in the world? It’s that bee again! ANDY (guiding Ken protectively) Let it go, Kenny. KEN That bee is living my life! When will this nightmare end? ANDY Let it all go. They don’t break stride. ANGLE ON: Camera in front of Barry as he flies out the door and up into the sky. Pollen jocks fold in formation behind him as they zoom into the park. BARRY (to Splitz) Beautiful day to fly. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 130. JACKSON Sure is. BARRY Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. FADE OUT: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 131.

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se, does not occur as the result of a scheme 
of this or that privy councillor or dried-up bureaucrat, but 
in line with mundane laws of life, which are and remain the 
struggle for existence. It should have been realized that a 
steely, healthy body national has often grown out of the 
most bloody civil wars, while the rottenness of artificially 
nurtured conditions of peace has more than once stunk to 
high Heaven. National destinies are not altered with kid 
gloves. Consequently, in the year 1923, the fiercest grip was 
in order for the grasping of the vipers feeding off our body 
national. Only after it was forthcoming would preparation 
of an active defense have had meaning. 

Over and over I shouted myself hoarse in those days, and 
tried to clarify, at least for so-called nationalist circles, what 
was at stake in the situation and that there would inevita- 
bly be an end like that of 1918 if the same mistakes were 
made as in the year 1914 and the ensuing years. I begged 
repeatedly that Destiny be given free rein and our move- 
ment allowed a chance to settle with Marxism; but I 
preached to deaf ears. Everybody, including the head of 
the defense forces, understood everything better, until 
finally they were confronted by the most miserable capitula- 
tion of all time. 



986 MEIN KAMPF 

Then did I know in my very heart that the German 
bourgeoisie had reached the end of its mission and is called 
to no further task. Then did I see how all these parties were 
squabbling with Marxism only because of competitive 
jealousy without seriously seeking to annihilate it ; they had 
finally reconciled themselves inwardly with the father- 
land's general decline, and what moved them was only a 
deep concern that they themselves have a place at the 
wake. It was for that alone that they were still ' struggling.' 

In those days I admit it openly I conceived the 
most profound admiration for that great man south of the 
Alps who, full of ardent love for his people, would not deal 
with the internal enemies of Italy, but pushed their anni- 
hilation in every way and by all means. What will rank 
Mussolini among the great of this earth is the determi- 
nation not to share Italy with Marxism, but to save the 
fatherland from it by dooming internationalism to anni- 
hilation. 

How wretchedly dwarfish our German State yes-men ap- 
peared in contrast, and how nauseating it is when these 
nonentities undertake, with boorish conceit, to criticize a 
man a thousand times as great; and how painful it is to 
think that this goes on in a country which, barely half a 
century ago, might still call a Bismarck its leader! 

The fate of any active Ruhr resistance in 1923 was de- 
cided in advance because of this bourgeois attitude and ten- 
derness towards Marxism. To want to fight France with 
the deadly enemy in one's own ranks would have been pure 
idiocy. What was then done was shadow boxing at best, 
undertaken in order to give some satisfaction to the nation- 
alist element in Germany, to calm the 'seething national 
soul/ in reality to dupe it. Had there been serious thought 
about what was being done, it must have been recognized 
that a nation's strength lies primarily not in its weapons 
but in its will, and that, before conquering alien foes, the 



EMERGENCY DEFENSE AS A RIGHT 987 

domestic foe must be wiped out; otherwise, should victory 
not reward the first day of struggle, beware. The moment 
even the shadow of defeat falls on a nation not freed of in- 
ternal enemies, its force of resistance will collapse and the 
foe will finally be the victor. 

That could have been foretold as early as the spring of 
1923. Let us not even discuss the dubiousness of a military 
success against France ! For if the result of German action 
with respect to the French Ruhr invasion had been simply 
the annihilation of Marxism internally, success would 
thereby already have been ours. A Germany liberated 
from this deadly enemy of its existence and its future 
would have possessed a potency which not even the whole 
world could longer have strangled. On the day when Marx- 
ism is smashed in Germany, its chains will really be broken 
forever. For never in our history have we been conquered 
by the force of our foes, but always by our own vices and 
the enemy in our own camp alone. 

Inasmuch as the German State leadership then was in- 
capable of pulling itself together for such an heroic deed, it 
really had left, from any sensible standpoint , only the first 
course, that is, the course of doing nothinf at all, but of 
letting matters run along just as they were. 

But in that great hour, Heaven presented the German 
nation with a great man, too, Herr von Cuno. He was not 
exactly a professional statesman or politician, and, of 
course, still less one by birth, but he represented a kind of 
political hack needed solely to execute definite plans; -for 
the rest, he was more familiar with business matters. Con- 
sequently a curse for Germany, because this politicizing 
merchant regarded even politics as a business enterprise 
and oriented his activity accordingly. 

'France has occupied the Ruhr district; what is in the 
Ruhr district? Coal. Well, then France has occupied the 
Ruhr district because of the coal. 9 Then what was more 



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natural for Heir von Cuno than the notion of striking, so 
that the French would get no coal, whereupon, in the opin- 
ion of Heir von Cuno, they would certainly vacate the Ruhr 
one of these days since it was bad business. That was about 
the train of thought of this 'eminent' 'national' 'states- 
man,' who was permitted to address 'his people' at Stutt- 
gart and other places and whom this people quite blissfully 
admired. 

f For a strike, however, they naturally needed the Marx- 
ists, too, for it was, indeed, primarily the workers who had 
to strike. So it was necessary to bring the workers into a 
united front with all other Germans (and in the brain of 
this sort of bourgeois statesman the worker is always syn- 
onymous with the Marxists). In those days the glow of 
these putrid bourgeois party hacks about the genius of such 
a slogan was really something to see! Simultaneously 
nationalistic and a product of genius at last they really 
had what they had at bottom been looking for all the time! 
The bridge to Marxism had been found and the nationalist 
swindler was now enabled to stretch out a loyal hand to the 
international traitor, making a 'German' (' teutscher') face 
and spouting nationalist phrases. And the traitor seized the 
hand with the utmost haste. For much as Cuno needed the 
Marxist leaders for his 'united front? the Marxist leaders 
needed Cuno's money. Thus both sides were helped along. 
Cuno got his united front of nationalist chatterers and anti- 
nationalist rogues, and the international fakirs got State 
pay for their supreme mission of struggle, i.e., to wreck the 
national economy, and this time at the expense of the State 
itself. An immortal conception, to save a nation by means 
of a subsidized general strike, and certainly just the slogan 
to which even the most indifferent ne'er-do-well can agree 
with the greatest enthusiasm. 

// is universally known that a nation cannot be freed by 
prayer. But it had first to be proved historically whether, per- 



EMERGENCY DEFENSE AS A RIGHT 989 

haps, it could not be freed to idle. Had Herr von Cuno at that 
time, instead of catting for a subsidized general strike and es- 
tablishing this as the foundation of a * united front,' exacted 
just two hours' more work from every German, then this 
swindling ' united front ' would have washed up on the third 
day. But nations are not freed by doing nothing, but by sacri- 
fices. 

Of course, this so-called passive resistance did not last 
very long. For only a person completely alien to war could 
flatter himself that he could frighten armies of occupation 
by such ridiculous means. But that would have been the 
only sense to an action whose costs ran into millions and 
which substantially helped level the national defense to its 
very foundations. 

The French, of course, were at this point able to make 
themselves at home in the Ruhr district with a certain inner 
calm, inasmuch as they observed the opposition resort to 
that sort of means. They had, in fact, obtained from us the 
best recipe for bringing a stubborn civilian population to 
reason had its conduct constituted any serious threat tc 
the occupation authorities. How quickly, indeed, did we 
rout the Belgian guerrillas and make the seriousness of the 
situation clear to the civilian population when, nine years 
earlier, the German armies ran the danger of serious damage 
from their activities. As soon as passive resistance had be- 
come really dangerous to France in the Ruhr, the investing 
troops would, with playful ease, have put a ghastly finish to 
this quite childish mischief in less than a week. For, in the 
last analysis, the decisive question is always this: What is 
to be done if passive resistance finally really gets on the 
opponent's nerves and he launches a fight against it with 
brute force? Is one determined to offer further resistance? 
If so, bear, for better or worse, the most violent, bloodiest 
hounding. In that case one faces what one faces in active 
resistance, namely, struggle. Hence every so-called passive 



990 MEIN KAMPF 

resistance has real significance only if backed up by a de- 
termination, if need be, to continue resistance by open 
struggle or by means of clandestine guerrilla warfare. In 
general, all such struggles depend upon a conviction of a 
chance of success. As soon as a besieged fortress hard 
pressed by foes is compelled to abandon all hope of raising 
the siege, it practically surrenders, especially if the defend- 
ers are still attracted by the certainty of going on living as 
an alternative to probable death. Deprive the garrison of a 
beleaguered fortress of its belief in the possibility of libera- 
tion, and all the defense forces collapse at once. 

Consequently, passive resistance in the Ruhr, in view of 
the end results which it could and must have produced had 
it really succeeded, could have had meaning only if an active 
front had been building back of it. Then, certainly, there 
would have been no limit to what might have been exacted 
from our people. Had each of these Westphalians known 
that the homeland was raising an army of eighty or one 
hundred divisions, the French would have walked on 
thorns. There are always more courageous men ready to 
sacrifice themselves for a success than for an obvious 
futility. 

That was a classic case which compelled us National 
Socialists to adopt a position against a so-called nationalist 
slogan. And we did it, too. During those months I was not 
seldom attacked by people whose entire nationalist senti- 
ment was simply a mixture of stupidity and superficial pre- 
tense, who were merely joining in the shouting because it 
afforded them the pleasant thrill of suddenly being able to 

'Eighty or a hundred divisions' in a Germany without food, 
arms or discipline certainly entered no one's head at that time. 
The passage is dialectic to combat the accusation that his 
conduct had hampered rather than aided the success of Ger- 
many. 



EMERGENCY DEFENSE AS A RIGHT 991 

act nationally without any danger. I regarded this most 
pitiful of all united fronts as the most ridiculous phenome- 
non, and history proved me right. 

As soon as the trade unions had just about filled their 
coffers with Cuno's money, and passive resistance faced the 
issue of going over from sluggish defense to active offense, 
the red hyenas immediately stampeded from the nationalist 
sheep herd and became again what they always were. Herr 
von Cuno quietly stole back to his ships, but Germany had 
become richer by an experience and poorer by a great hope. 

Down to late midsummer many officers, and certainly 
not the worst, did not sincerely believe in such a disgrace- 
ful development. All hoped that, if not openly, then cov- 
ertly, preparations would be undertaken to transform this 
most impudent French incursion into a turning-point in 
German history. There were many even in our ranks who 
put confidence at least in the Reich army. And this con- 
viction was so vital as decisively to determine the actions 
and especially the education of innumerable young people. 

But when the disgraceful collapse and capitulation in 
such a crushing, ignominious fashion followed the sacrifice 
of millions of marks and thousands of young Germans (who 
had been stupid enough to take the promises of the Reich 
leaders seriously), rebellion flared up in a blaze against such 
a betrayal of our unfortunate nation. Then suddenly, 
bright and clear, there awoke in the heads of millions the 
conviction that only the most radical elimination of the en- 
tire ruling system could save Germany. 

Never was the moment riper, never did it cry more im- 
periously for such a solution than at the moment when, on 
the one side, open treachery to the fatherland showed itself 
shamelessly, while, on the other, a nation was economically 
delivered to lingering death from starvation. Since the 
State itself trampled on all the laws of loyalty and trust, 
mocked the rights of its citizens, swindled millions of its 



992 MEIN KAMPF 

truest sons out of their sacrifice, and robbed millions of 
others of their last penny, it no longer had any right to ex- 
pect from its subjects anything but hate. And one way or 
another this hate for the corrupters of people and fatherland 
pressed towards an explosion. At this point I can only refer 
to the closing sentence of my last speech in the great trial 
in the spring of 1924:^ 

'The judges of this State may calmly condemn us for 
what we did then, but History, as the goddess of a higher 
truth and a better law, will nevertheless some day laugh- 
ingly tear up this verdict, to acquit us all of guilt and sin.' 
t She will, however, then also call to the seat of judgment 
those in power who today trample on right and law, who 
lead our nation into misery and ruin, and who, in the mis- 
fortune of the fatherland, valued their own ego more than 
the life of the common wealth. < 

I do not intend here to portray those events which led to 
and determined November 8, 1923. I do not want to, be- 
cause I see therein nothing promising for the future and 
above all because it is futile to reopen wounds which seem 
today hardly healed; because it is, in addition, futile to 
speak of causes and guilt among men all of whom, perhaps 
in the depths of their hearts, love their nation equally well, 
and only missed the common road or failed to understand 
each other concerning it. 

t In view of the great common misfortune of our father* 
land, too, I do not now want to hurt any further and per- 
haps separate those who, some day in the future, will have 
to build the great united front of those who are truly Ger- 
man at heart against the common front of our national foes. 
Because I know that some day the time will come when even 
people who were hostile to us will think with veneration of 
those who took the bitter road of death for their German 
nation. 



EMERGENCY DEFENSE AS A RIGHT 993 

At the end of this second volume I want to bring before 
the eyes of our adherents and of the crusaders for our doc- 
trine those eighteen heroes to whom I dedicated the first 
volume of my work, as those heroes who most consciously 
sacrificed themselves for all of us. They must always recall 
the weak and those who become irresolute back to the ful- 
fillment of their duty, to a duty which they themselves ful- 
filled with the best faith and despite all consequences. And 
I want also to reckon among them that man, who, as one of 
the best, by words and by thoughts and finally by deeds, 
dedicated his life to the awakening of his, of our nation: 

Dietrich Eckart <+ 



The 'eighteen heroes' have since come into their own. 
Annual ceremonies honor them, and their names must be 
conned by rote in German schools. 

A characteristic poem by Eckart may be reproduced here 
from Der Hammer (September, 1914): 

Vater in Himmel, entschlossen zum Tode, 
Knie'n wir vor Dir, O antworte nun! 
1st noch ein Volk, das dem hehren Gebote 
Redlicher dient als wir Deutschen es tun? 

Gibt es ein solches? Dann, ewiger, spende 
Schicksalsgewaltig ihm Lorbeer und Sieg. 
Vater, Du laechelst? O Glueck ohne Endc! 
Auf ! und hinein in den heiligen Krieg. 

Father in Heaven, resolved to the death 
Kneel we before Thee, O answer us, then! 
Does aught other people Thine awful command 
More loyally follow than we Germans do? 

Is there one such? Then, Eternal One, send 
Laurel and victory to it, mighty with fate. 
Father, Thou smilest? O joy without end! 
Up! and onward, onward, to the holy crusade. 



CONCLUSION 



t^^^N NOVEMBER 9, 1923, in the fourth year of its 
l^^Jexistence, the National Socialist German Workers' 
Party was dissolved and forbidden throughout the 
entire territory of the Reich. Today, in November, 1926, 
it stands again before us, free through the whole Reich, 
stronger and internally more stable than ever before. 

Not all the persecutions of the movement and of its in- 
dividual leaders, not all the defamations and slanders, have 
been able to do it any harm. The correctness of its ideas, 
the purity of its purposes, the readiness of its adherents to 
sacrifice, have thus far enabled it to emerge from all oppres- 
sions stronger than ever. 

If, in the world of our contemporary parliamentary cor- 
ruption, it attends more and more to the deepest meaning 
of its struggle and feels itself and conducts itself as the pure 
embodiment of the values of race and personality, it will, in 
consequence of an almost mathematical law, some day bear 
victory from its struggle. Just as Germany must inevitably 
win its rightful place on this earth, should it be led and or- 
ganized on similar principles. 

A State which, in the epoch of race poisoning, dedicates 
itself to the cherishing of its best racial elements, must 
some day be master of the world. 

Let the adherents of our movement never forget this, 
should ever the greatness of the sacrifice lead them to a 
fearful comparison with the possible triumph.** 



INDEX 



Abegg, Or. Karl, 803 j Austrian National Socialist Party, 50, 

Abie 3 Irish Rose, 434 473, 474 

Adler, Viktor, 50 Austrian Social Democracy, 80 

Adolf Hitler: Wilhelm III, 465 

Akademie (Vienna), 24, 27 Badeni, Casimir, 17 

Alfarth, Felix, xiii Baeumler, Alfred, 46, 353 

Alldeutscher Verband. See Pan-Ger- Baldwin, Stanley, 209 

man Balkan War, 205 

Allies, the, 256, 257, 271, 272, 277, Balkans, 241 

292, 293, 396, 498, 738, 889 Bang, Dr. Paul, 283 

Alsace-Lorraine, 241, 372, 373, 601, Baron, Salo Wittmayer, 422 

686, 915, 974 Barth, 261 

Alter, Julius, 497, 736 Bauer, Bruno, 441 

Alte Kaempfer, 851 Bauer, Professor, 502 

Amann, Max, 483, 848, 862, 864 Bauriedl, Andreas, xiii 

American Expeditionary Forces, 312 Bavarian People's Party, 146, 293, 
American history, 419 507, 585, 586, 717, 812, 825, 841 

Amsterdam, 172 Beaverbrook, Lord, 906 

Angriff, Der, 112 Beck, General von, 855 

Anschluss, 12, 80, 411, 891, 937 Beelitz, 248 

Anti-Semitism, 17, 68, 72, 73, 83, 118, Belgium, 216, 601, 944, 976 

125, 155, 156, 193, 233, 241, 242, Benes, Dr., 925 

278, 296, 391, 395, 414, 415, 435, Berchtesgaden, 815 

442, 450, 454, 498, 641, 644, 694, Bergmann, Dr. Ernst, 500 
737, 824, 862, 929 Bergner, Elizabeth, 417 

Arabs, 414, 954 Berlin, 22, 100, 363, 415, 672, 697, 

Arbeitausschuss der deutschen Verb&nde, 81 1 , 910 

910 Berlin University, 781 

Arbeiter: Herrschaft und Gestalt, Der, Berliner Tageblatt, 334, 335, 693, 699 

409 Bernard, Saint, 155 

Arbeiterzeitung, 54 Bernhard, Georg, 332 



Arbeitsfront, 332, 653, 878 Bernhard, Ludwig, 661 

Arco- Valley, Count, 277, 279 Bernstorff, 312 

Arminius, 117 Bethmann-Hollweg, 208, 378, 712, 713 



Art, 352-362 Betriebsrat, 667 

Aryan, 80, 1 16, 196, 395, 396, 397, 399, Biarritz, 424 

400, 401, 404, 405, 408, 412, 418, Bibelforseher, 467 

419, 425, 441, 580, 592, 594, 636, 644, Bible, 196, 414, 422, 431 

646, 943 Birth control, 169 

Aryan exiles, 688 Bismarck, 8, 9, 10, 90, 147, 191, 193, 

Asia, 395, 398 202, 223, 224, 303, 317, 368, 383, 

Auer, Erhard, 743, 744 44^, 461, 588, 601, 829, 847, 953, 986 

Auf gut Dcutsch, 109 'Black Hundred,' 182 

Augsburg, 5, 502 Bloch, Joseph S., 73 

August Wilhelm, Prince, 320 Blomberg, General von, 855 

Auslands-Or ganisation, 240 Blum, Leon, 242, 373 

Austria, 8, 15, 16, 17, 87, 186, 411, 925, Bodenstdndigkcit, 419 

944, 953, 955 Boecklin, Arnold, 360 



996 INDEX 

Boer War, 205 Cologne, 344 

Bohle, Ernst Wilhelm, 240 Colonies, German, 181 

Bolschewismus von Moses bis Lenin, Communism, 102, 571, 572, 573, 691 

Der, 450 Communist Party, 275, 451, 458, 465, 
Bolshevism, 101, 241. 370, 450, 572, 511, 570, 691, 806, 872, 884 

909, 911, 960 Comte, Auguste, 365, 486 

Bonapartists, 424 Concordat with Holy See, 147 

Braunati, 3, 4 Coudenhove-Kalergi, Count, 952 

Braunthal, Alfred, 283 Coughlin, Rev. Charles, 424 

Brechung der Zinsknechtschaft, 282 Crisis in German Democracy, 588 

Brest-Litovsk, Treaty of, 4, 181, 186, Cuno, Chancellor von, 878, 974, 980, 

261, 273, 451, 495, 533, 696, 703, 704 981, 987, 988, 989, 991 

British fleet, 376, 514 Czechoslovakia, 9, 17, 21, 68, 76, 119, 
Browe, S.J., Peter, 427 139, 140, 145, 154, 371, 372, 601. 

Brown House, 22, 450 925, 940, 943 

Brueckner, Captain, 513 

Bruening, 102, 131, 182, 332, 883, 922 D'Abernon, Viscount, 910 

Buch, Major, 848 Dantpn, 799 

Bucharest, Treaty of, 703 Danzig, 371 

Buchrucker putsch, 975 Darre, R. Walther, 317, 318, 419, 591 

Buckeley, Dr., 559 David, 305 

Budapest, 91 Dawes Plan, 288, 321, 344, 457, 458, 
Burning of the Reichstag, The, 572 634, 904 

Dearborn Independent, 929 

Cadorna, 257 Decline of the West, 398 

Cameropns, 179 Delbrueck, Professor Hans, 270 

Carinthia, 17 Dessauer, Friedrich, 142 

Casella, Theodor, XIII Deterding, Sir Henry, 184 

Catholic schools, 643 Deutsch-volkische Freiheitspartei, 457, 
Catholicism, 40, 67, 68, 70, 93, no, 498 

1 20, 125, 128, 138, 146, 147, 148, Deutsch-volkische Schutn und Trut*- 

293, 344, 364, 365, 366, 367, 682, bund, 498, 824 

711, 825, 892 Deutsche Allgemeine Zeitung, 693 

Cavell, Edith, 273 Deutsche Bank, 698 

Center Party, 209, 280, 291, 293, 317, Deutsche, Der, 332 

366, 373, 507, 871, 974 Deutsche Kultur im Leben der Vdlker, 
Central Africa, 607 591 

Chamberlain, Houston Stewart, 116, Deutsche Volkszeitung, 71 

307, 325. 359 369, 395. 413, 605 Deutscher Schulverein, 17 

Chamberlain, Neville, 308 Deutscher Volksbund, 242 

Charlemagne, 318, 736 DeutsMand, Deutschland, nichts al$ 
Chateaubriand, Alphonse de, 242 Deutschland, 198 

China, 931 Deutschland Erwache/, 940 

Cholm, 183 Dialogue in Hades Between Machia- 
Christ, 117, 489 velh and Montesquiou, 424 

Christian Labor Union, 442 Dickel, Dr. Otto, 502 

Christian Social Party, 40, 71, 124, Dickstein Committee, 242 

125, 126, 153, 154, 158, 227, 732 Dies Committee, 242 

Christianity, 365, 367, 393, 441, 487, Dietrich, Dr. Otto, 848 

$75* 604* 76o Dingfelder, Dr., 506 

Christliche Welt, Die, 48 Dittmann, Wilhelm, 184 

Churchill, Winston, 209 Dollfuss, 71, 333, 890, 891 

Citizenship, 656-659 Domestic colonization, 172, 175, 176, 
Qaas, Heinrich, 186, 208, 402 177 

Clausewitz, 969, 972 Dorsch, Anton, 555 

Clothing, 619 Dorten, Dr., 822 

Coburg, 806, 808 Drei Bekenntnisse, 969 



INDEX 



997 



Drexlei. Anton, 295* 297, 482, 483, 
493. 505, 506, 518-529, 533~534. 
538, 539. 542, 544. 545. 547. 548, 
549. 551, 553. 554, 555, 557, 558, 

Diisseldorf , 4 
Duesterbcrg, Colonel, 785 
Duff-Cooper, 972 
Duisburg, 4 

Ebenhoch, A., 4 

Ebert, Friedrich, in, 179, 261, 274, 

275. 305, 357, 569, 586, 771, 799 
Eckart, Dietrich, 109, 450, 555. 862, 

r," 3 r> 

Economic Perennis, 40 

Eden, Anthony, 972 

Education, 613, 692 

Edward VII, 193, 965 

Egyptians, 954 

Ehrhardt Brigade, 507, 737, 785 

Ehrlich, Wilhelm, xiii 

Eibl, Hans, 907 

Eisner, Kurt, 269, 277, 278, 200, 332, 
414, 586, 818, 819, 820 

Elizabeth, Queen, 895 

Emerson, 497 

Engels, Friedrich, 441 

England, 95, 180, 183, 184, 187, 188, 
190, 235, 713, 805, 870, 889, 895, 
898, 900, 002, 903, 907, 908, 910, 
929, 939, 951. 955. 956, 979 

Epp, Franz von, 146, 480, 80 1 

Ernst, Schmiedt, 277 

Erzberger, Matthias, in, 270, 274, 
3io, 376, 799, 972 

Eskimo, 594 

Esperanto, 423 

Esser, Hermann, 536, 555, 848 

Ethiopia, 925 

Eulenberg, Prince, 325 

Eupen-Malmedy, 686, 944 

Fallersleben, 17 

Faulhaber, Cardinal, 146, 197, 393, 

694 

Faust, Martin, xiii 
Feder, Gottfried, 117, 175, 282, 287, 

289, 291, 292, 294, 482, 690, 692, 

694. 697, 864 
Fehrenbach Cabinet, 738 
Feuerbach, Ludwig, 441 
Fichte, 579 j 
FichU Bund, 242 
Flandin, Pierre, 909 
Flemish Belgium, 601 
Foch, Marshal, 259, 272 



Folkish State, 584-655 

Ford, Henry, 929 

Foreign Affairs, 880 

Forgotten Peace, The, 273 

'Fourteen Points/ 235, 273 

France, 41, 78, 146, 169, 189, 232, 244, 

889, 893, 895. 897, 899, 900, 907, 

908, 909, 917, 937, 939, 951, 963, 

966, 967, 974, 976, 977, 978, 979, 

980, 982, 983 

Franco, General, 242, 572, 925 
Franco-Prussian War, 8, 15, 120 
Frank, Hans, 691 
Frankfort, 317 

Frankfurter Zeitung, 332, 333, 335, 424 
Franz Ferdinand, Archduke, 9, 21, 

119, 206 

Franz Joseph, 207 
Frederick the Great, 8, 198, 287, 324, 

357, 383, 429, 894 
Free Corps, 4, 5, 395, 396, 480, 633, 

737, 789, 792, 814 
Freemasons, 424, 433, 443. 699, 760, 

927, 967 
Freier A rbciterauschuss fur einen guten 

Frieden, 295 
French army, 383 
French colonial troops, 448 
French colonies, 180 
French Revolution, 383, 711, 760 
Frey, Arthur, 144 
Frick, Dr. Wilhelm, 463, 508, 509 
Friedrich, Hans E., 47 
Fritzch, Theodor, 737 
Fiihrer (leader) principle, 117 
Funk, Walther, 283, 854 

Galicia, 8, 89 

Gareis, 744 

Gdynia, 371 

Genseric, 117 

George, Stefan, 127, 476, 490, 581 

Gerade Weg, 334 

Gerlich, Dr. Fritz, 334 

German Africa, 963 

German-Americans, 470 

German armies, 15 

German art, 163 

German navy, 70, 375 

German Revolution of 1848, 100 

German Socialist Party, 757, 758 

German Switzerland, 60 1 

German Workers' Party, 280, 291- 

301, 506 

Germania, 333, 693, 810 
Gestapo, 798 
Giftptlt, Der, 641 



998 



INDEX 



Gneisenau, 670 

Gobineau, Arthur de, 116 

Goebbels, 112, 233, 241, 282, 476, 

572, 693, 697, 814, 847 
Goerdeler, Karl, 854 
Goering, 155, 320, 325, 463, 57*, 672, 

814, 847, 854, 880 
Goethe, 352, 355, 356, 429, 431 
Goltz, General von der, 4 
Graefe, Albrecht von, 208, 498, 577, 

696 

Grant, Madison, 598 
Greek Catholics, 67 
Gregorian chant, 417 
Groener, Wilnelm, 272, 275, 772, 804, 

870 

Grossdeutsch Partei, 10, T 
Guenther, Hans, 419 
Guertner, Dr. Franz, 803 
Gundolf, Friedrich, 476 
Gymnasium, 10, 322, 345 

Haagsche Post, 655 

Habsburg, 8, 10, 17, 18, 20, 21, 22, 69, 
7O, 87, 93, 96, 119, 120, 121, 124, 
126, 138, 166, 167, 186, 191, 192, 
196, 211, 428, 587, 590, 7^4, 755, 
892, 894, 918, 940 

Haegy, Abbe, 373 

Haeuser, 467 

Halifax, Lord, 925 

Hamburg, 22, 87, 467 

Hammer, Der, 737, 993 

Hanfstaengel, Ernst, 814, 862 

Hanisch, Rudolf, 28 

Hansen, Theophilus von, 27 

Harden, Maximilian, 332 

Harrer, Karl, 296, 297, 493 

Hartmann, Hanz, 198 

Hartmann, Ludo, 12 

Hauer, Wilhelm, 356, 500 

Haushofer, R., 937 

Haydn, 17 

Hechenberger, Anton, xiii 

Hep;el, 441, 579 

Heidegger, 353 

Heiden, Konrad, 28, 146, 261, 475, 
862, 948 

'HeuY 17 

Heim, Dr. Georg, 293 

Heimwehren, 890, 891, 892 

Heine, 431 

Helfferich, Karl, 270 

Helphand, Dr., 451 

Herder, Der grosse, 401 

Hergt, Oskar, 459 

Hermann Wirth SociVtv, 500 



Hermanns, Hubert, 826 

Hertling, Count von, 271 

Herzegovina, 89 

Herzl, Theodor, 74 

Hess, Rudolf, 325, 483 

Heuss, Theodor, 20 

Hiedler, Johann, 5 

Hierl, Konstantin, 854 

Hilferding, 414 

Himmler, Heinrich, 320, 793, 848 

Hindcnburg, 131, 173, 269, 271, 454, 

570, 804, 883 

Hirsch-Duncker Unions, 871 
Hitler, Alois (Schicklgruber), 5 
Hitler's picture, 501 
Hitze, Franz, 40 
Hoffman, Heinrich, 863 
Hoffman, Max, 181 
Hoffmann, Adolf, 495 
Hoffmansthal, Hugo von, 76 
Hohenzollerns, 8, 733, 754, 755, 941 
Holland, 601, 895 
Holleben-Alzbey, N. von, 951 
Hoover Moratorium, 805 
Horst-Wessel Lied, 802 
Housing problem, 343 
Hugenberg, Alfred, 283, 370, 590, 697, 

699 
Hungary, 76, 90, 119, 371 

I. G. Farben, 333 
/ Knew Hitler, 466 
I Was Hitler's Prisoner, 812 
Ideate Staat, Der, 198 
India, 956 
Innsbruck, 156 
Ireland, 146 

Italian Fascism, 40, 661, 671, 878, 927 

Italy, 166, 170, 180, 192, 244, 253, 889, 

899, 902, 903, 907, 908, 953, 963 

Jahn, Friedrich Ludwig, 19 
Japan, 185, 377, 399, 930, 931 
Jesuit: der Vaterlandslose Dunkelmann. 

Der, 826 
Jesuits, 145, 825 
Jewish art, 417 
Jewish newspapers, 103, 225, 332, 379, 

424, 487, 488, 910, 929 
Jewish Socialists, 451 
Jewish soldiers, 251 
Jewry, International, 193 
Jews in Nazi Germany, The, 415 
~ohst, Hans, 352 

oly, Maurice, 424 

oseph II, 91, 93, 589 

udaism, 66, 76, 77, 79, 82, 101, 154, 



INDEX 



999 



155. 176, 196, 202, 204, 219, 241, 

251, 269, 278, 312, 313, 332, 337, 

363, 374, 393, 396, 412, 414, 4i8, 

419, 421, 423, 424, 435, 437, 441, 

442, 446, 447, 454, 469, 509, 590, 

654, 667, 673, 699, 777, 818, 824, 
905, 9i8, 930, 952, 960, 966, 970 

Judaism, Christianity and Germany, 

Judenbekdmpfung im Mittelalter, 427 
"uenger, Ernst, 409 

uenger, F. G., 352 

ung, Rudolph, 473, 531, 697 

linkers, 483 

Kahr, Gustav von, 508, 521, 761, 813 
Kampf der evangelischen Kirche in 

Deutschland, 144 
Kampfverband Sachsen, 798 
Kant, 352 

Kapital, Das, 289, 441 
Kapp Putsch 1920, 633, 785, 803, 871 
Keiser, Guenter, 30 
Kellerbauer, Walter, 555 
Kerensky, 450, 451 
Kerrl, Hans, 848 
Ketteler, Bishop von, 40 
Killinger, Manfred, 798 
Kirkpatrick, Clifford, 320 
Kjellen, R., 937 
Klages, Dietrich, 353 
Kleineuropa, 951 
Klintsch, Lieutenant Johann, 511 
Klopp, Wiard, 40 
Koeniggraetz, 121 
Koerner, Oskar, xiii 
Roller, Sepp, 555 
Kolnai, Aurel, 46, 393, 475 
Kortner, Fritz, 417 
Kraft durch Freudc, 844 
Kraus, Herbert, 588 
Kraus, Karl, 76 
Kreuger, Ivan, 288 
Krie^sgesellschaften, 252 
Krists: tin politisches Manifest, 661 



Kube, Wilhelm, 489, 84 
Kuehlmann, 312 
Kuhn, Karl, xiii 
Ku Klux Klan, 232 
Kyffhauser Bund, 785 

Laforce, Karl, xiii 
Lagarde, 318 
Laibach, 91 
Lambach,7 
Landauer, Gustav, 278 



Landsberg on the Lech, xiii, xv 

Langbehn, 318 

Langhemarcq, 462 

Languages, teaching of, 627 

Lassalle, Ferdinand, 442 

League of Nations, 371, 912, 955 

'League of Oppressed Nations/ 955 

Le Bon, Gustave, 128 

Lemberg, 91 

Lenin, 182, 450, 451, 711 

Lessing, 317, 352 

Ley, Robert, 332, 489, 878 

Lichtenberger, Henri, 348 

Liebermann, Max, 417 

Liebknecht, Karl. 261, 275, 310 

Linsingen, General von, 251 

Linz, 6, 19, 66, 73 

Lloyd George, 262, 712, 713, 983 

Locarno Pact, 971 

Loebe, Paul, 803 

Londonderry, Lord, 185 

London Economist, The, 655 

London Magazine, 19 

Lorant, Stefan, 812 

Lossow, General von, 624, 813 

Los-von-Rom, 140-152 

Loucheur, Louis, 909 

Ludendorff, 145, 181, 183, 192, 208, 
216, 252, 254, 259, 269, 270, 271, 
272, 307, 312, 313, 357, 378, 450, 
454, 500, 760, 813, 814, 825, 826, 
829, 914, 917 

Ludendorff, Mathilda, 500 

Ludwig I, 361 

Ludwig III, 212 

Ludwig, Emil, 699 

Luedecke, Kurt, 466 

Lueger, Karl, 71, 72, 88, 125, 126, 127, 
129, 158, 227, 262 

Lueng, Pidder, 969 

Luettwitz, General, 772 

Luther, Dr. Hans, 971 

Luther, Martin, 287 

Lutheranism, 143 

Luxemburg, Rosa, 275 

Machaus, Hugo, 822 
Machtergreifung, 320, 514, 688, 812, 

838, 847, 970 
Maercker, General L. R. G., 280, 771, 

772 

Majority Socialists, 279, 305, 495 
Malcolm, Sir Neill, 269 
Manchester Liberalism, 120 
Mann, Thomas, 922 
Marat, 799 
* March on Rome,' 671 



1000 



INDEX 



Maria Theresa, 207 

Marriage, 342 

Marx, Karl, 289, 441, 578, 579, 592, 
711, 788 

Marx, Wilhelm, 922 

Marxism, 32, 51, 79, 81, 82, 83, 99, 100, 
162, 193, 202, 203, 218, 223, 224, 
225, 254, 269, 273, 291, 292, 296, 
321, 327, 331, 367, 374, 408, 440, 441, 
442, 443, 447, 449, 453, 458, 462, 
473, 476, 497. 507. 509, 567, 568, 
569, 577, 579. 58o, 582, 662, 668, 
669, 674, 716, 726, 787, 874, 882, 928, 
983, 984, 985, 988 

Masaryk, President, 371 

Maurice, Emile, 748 

Max of Baden, Prince, 271, 586, 778 

Maximilian, Emperor, 120 

May, Karl, 419 

Mayr, Captain, 294 

Mendelsohn, Erich, 417 

Mendelssohn, Moses, 431 

Mensch und Erde, 353 

Middle Ages, 155 

Miesbacher Anzeiger, 744 

Mtiitarisches Wochenblatt, 693 

Miltenberg, Weigand von, 465 

Minority Socialists, 274, 275, 305 

Moltke, 189, 229, 383, 614, 670 

Mommsen, 413 

Mordacq, General, 272 

Morgan, J. P., 193 

MUller, Pastor Ludwig, 144 

Munchner Beobachter, 492 

Miinchner Post, 749 

Mttnster, 311 

Munich, 22, 163-203, 206, 211, 265, 
277, 361, 450, 463, 466, 483, 563, 
69?, 7i8, 749, 790, 801, 861 

Munitions Strike, 254, 274 

Mussolini, 22. 102, 466, 699, 825, 890, 
892, 913, 9H, 925, 927, 928, 948, 986 

My thus des son Jahrhunderts, 196, 676 

Napoleon, 4, 19, 47, 895 

Napoleon III, 120 

Napoleonic Wars, 839 

Nathan der Weisc, 317 

National Socialism, 31, 46, 240, 241, 
317,320,344,352 

National Socialist German Workers 
Party, 30, 175, 45&-5I4, 573, 582, 
583, 683, 684, 698, 730, 757, 758, 786, 
792, 797, 814, 862 870, 887, 994 

Natumal'Sozialer Volksbund, 577 

Naiional-Sozialistische Bibliothek, 864 

National-Sozialistische Blatter, 468 



National- Sosialistische Korrespondent 

864 

National- Sotialistische Monatshefte, 864 
Nationalistcn, 497, 736 
Naumann, Friedrich, 952 
4 Nazi Bibles, '643 
Nazi Dictatorship, The, 757 
Nazi flag, 506, 730, 73 1. 732, 733, 734, 

735 
Nazi Germany: Its Women and Family 

Life, 320 

Negroes, 385, 639 

Neuadel aus Blut und Boden, 317, 319 
Neubau des deutschen Reiches, 304 
Neubauer, Kurt, xiii 
Neue Blatter fur den Sozialismus, 32 
Neue Freie Presse t 68, 693 
New York, 22 
Niekiesch, Ernst, 577 
Niemoeller, Martin, 144, 694 
Nietzsche, 127, 359, 398, 581 
1 Nordic, 1 605 
North America, 391 
Noske, Gustav, 771 
'November Criminals,' 270, 465, 557, 

558, 885 
November Revolution, 463, 495, 768, 

88 1, 886 

Niirnberg, 4, 757 

Niirnberg laws on race and citizen- 
ship, 320 
Niirnberg Party Conference 1935, 101, 

325 470 

Oeynhausen, Synod of, 642 

Ogpu, 798 

Olden, Rudolf, 214 

Olympic Games 1936, 614 

Orel, Anton, 40 

Ostara group, 125 

Ostmark, 15, 88, 89, 121, 180, 941 

Ottwalt, Ernst, 939 

Ourselves and Germany, 185 

Oxenstierna, 369 

Palestine, 447 

Pallenberg, Max, 417 

Palm, Johann Philip, 4 

Pan-German, 10, 40, 116, 114, 129, 
130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 137, 
138, 145, 147, 151, 152, 153. 15*. 
186, 250, 262, 270, 273, 307, 374, 
391, 396, 402, 473. 601, 686, 888, 
894 

Papacy, 578, 643 ... 

Pape, Claus von, xiii 

Papen Cabinet, 805 



INDEX 1001 

Pa pen, von, 76, 131, 273, 333, 570, Rcichskulturkammcr, 693 

812, 837, 854, 884, 909 Reichspost, 333, 693 

Pareto, 66 1 Reichsrat, 100 

Parliament, British, 95 Reichstag, 70, 100, in, 112, 130, 131, 

Pasevalk, 264 182, 216, 269, 369, 373, 374, 376, 442, 

Passau, 6 453, 457, 458, 557, 572, 652, 670, 

Pellepoix, Darquier de, 242 694, 804, 867, 958 

Pfeffer, Captain, 814 Reichstag fire, 102, 571, 572 

Pfeiffer, Dr. Maximilian, 495 Reichswart, 676 

Pfordten, Theodor von der, xiii Reichswehr, 280, 320, 465, 508, 512, 

Pisenti, 661 651, 785, 786, 801, 813, 974 

Pius XI, 572 Reinhardt, Max, 417, 922 

Planwirtschaft, 880 Repington, Col., 311 

Plato, 391, 579, 666 Retcliff, John, 424 

Poehner, Ernst, 508 Reventlow, Ernst zu, 181, 402, 424, 

Poelzi, Klara, $ 676, 826, 967 

Poetsch, Ludwig, 19 Revolution des Nihilismus, 365 

Pogrom of November 9, 1938, 118, Rhineland, 513, 514, 599, 686, 909, 

156, 233 917, 971, 976 

Poincare", 5, 944 Ribbentrop, Joachim von, 847, 854 

Poland, 8, 145, 146, 172, 183, 273, 344, Rickmers, Johann, xiii 

370, 371, 372, 590, 686, 957, 963 Riehl, Walter, 555 

Polish corridor, 371 Robespierre, 799 

Politische Schriften, 900 Roehm, Ernst, 155, 414, 511, 698, 761, 

'Potempa Murder, 1 811 801 

Prague, pi, 165 Rohling, August, 72 

Probst, Arnold, 761 Roman law, 318, 690 

Prodinger, Hans, 555 Rome, 145, 151, 363, 893 

Prohibition, 612 Rosenberg, Alfred, 146, 179, 181, 182, 

Propaganda, 108, 693, 846-867, 910 184, 196, 333, 356, 395, 433, 47<>, 

Propaganda, War, 227-242 482, 591, 643, 847, 862, 906, 952 

Prostitution, 342, 349 Ruge, Arnold, 441 

Protestants, 67, 68, 125, 344, 642, 825 Ruhr invasion, 457, 554, 633, 786, 

Protocols of the Wise Men of Zion, 423 81 1, 813, 91 7, 975, 979, 981, 983, 987 

Prussia, 4, 10, 87, 201, 246, 252 Rupprecht, Crown Prince, 250, 671, 

Putsch (1923), 32, 233, 250, 457, 466, 815 

509, 671, 786, 803, 976, 981 Russia, 120, 170, 172, 181, 182, 183, 

186, 191, 192, 193, 209, 256, 344, 

Ouadragesimo Anno, 40 371, 423, 450, 537, 772, 896, 931, 

Quirinal, 167 933, 934, 95*. 952, 953, 957, 958, 

959, 96i, 962, 964, 965 

Radek, Karl, 181 Russians, White, 184, 466, 911, 931, 

Rampolla, Cardinal, 72 952 

Rassenkunde des deutschen Volkes, 419 Russo-Japanese War, 205 

Rassenschande, 336, 908 Ruthenia, 371 
Rath, Ernst von, 156 

Rathenau, Walther, no, 252, 271, 357, Sadowa, 120 

414, 511, 535, 633, 813 St. Germain, Treaty of, 686, 916 

Rauschning, 365, 406 St. Petersburg, 923 

Realschule, 10, 13, 19, 27, 66 Salzburg, 12, 473 

Reed, Douglas, 572 Sans^Souci, 357 

Reflexions sur la violence, 127 Sarajevo, 9 

Reformation, 125 Schacht, Hjalmar, 179, 283, 854 

Reichsarbeitsjzemeinschaften, 870 Scheidemann, Philipp, 261, 275, 305, 

Reichsbahn-Gesellschaft, 321 459, 533, 799 

Reichsbank, 283, 284 Schemann, Ludwig, 391 

Reichsbanner, 294, 634, 810 Scheringer, Lieutenant, 465 



1002 



INDEX 



Scherl-Verlag, 370 
Scheubner-Richter, Max Erwin von, 

xiii, 952 

Schicklgruber, Maria Anna, 5 
Schiller, 352, 355 
Schilling, Alexander, 555 
Schirach, Baldur von, 643 
Schlageter, Leo, 4, 5 
Schleicher, General von, 761, 883, 884 
Schleswig-Holstein, 509 
Schmitt, Carl, 393 
Schmitt, Robert, 854, 879 
Schnee, Heinrich, 179 
Schoenerer, Georg von, 125, 126, 127, 

129, 130, 140, 824 
Schopenhauer, 420 
Schott, George, 117 
Schuessler, 861 

Schulze-Naumburg, Paul, 22, 353, 354 
Schumann, Frederick L., 757 
Schuschnigg, 71, 118, 333, 761, 891, 

892 

Schutzstaffel, 320, 513, 793 
Schwabing, 230 
Sckwarze Korps, Der, 694 
Schwarzschild, L., 332 
Schwein als Kriterium fur nordische 

Voelker und Semiten, Das, 419 
Schwind, Moritz von, 360 
Sedan, 211 

Seidlitz, Gertrud von, 862 
Seldte, Franz, 785 
Senegambians, 448 
Serbia, 206 

Severing, Karl, 4, 5, 803 
Shakespeare, 355 



Skagerrak, 377 
"octal and Religio 
Jews, 422 



Social Democracy, 50, 51, 55~65, 78- 
79, 81, 82, 97, in, 142, 162, 184, 
208, 224, 225, 226, 270, 271, 274, 
275, 280, 291, 294. 321, 366, 442, 
476, 569, 678, 7H, 776, 778, 786, 
789, 871, 967, 974 

Social Justice, 424 

Social-Revolutionary Party, 280 



Socialism, 51, 634 
'Soldiers' Cou 
Solf, 



'Soldiers' Councils,' 277, 290, 569 



Social and Religious History of the 



Somme battle, 247, 248, 263 

Sorel, Georges, 127, 486 

South Africa, 179 

South Tyrol, 699, 9". 9", 913, 9*4, 

915, 916 
Soviet dictatorship (Bavaria), 232, 

278, 353. 508, 820 



Spain, 895, 899 

Spain, Insurgent, 448 

Spartacists, 495, 776 

Spengler, Oswald, 304, 322, 327, 357, 

39i, 397, 670, 761, 900, 923 
Stahlhelm, 785 
Stalin, 102, 181, 952 
Stampfer, Friedrich, 254 
Star of David, 736 
Steiner, Rudolph, 467 
Sterilization laws, 319 
Stinnes, Hugo, 926 
Stocker, Adolf, 824 
Stoddard, Lothrop, 598 
Stoecker movement, 442 
Stransky, Lorenz Ritter von, xiii 
Strassburg, 373 
Strasser, Gregor, 476, 697, 698, 847, 

878, 958 

Strasser, Otto, 465, 697 
Streicher, Julius, 109, 483, 757, 758, 

848 

Stresa, 890, 892 
Stresemann, Gustav, 779, 813, 905, 

922, 926, 967, 975 
Stunner, Der, no 
Sturm Abteilung, 511, 512, 697, 737. 

744, 748, 749, 764-815 
Slid mark, 16 
Sudtiroler Frage und das Deutsche 

Bundnis Problem, Die, 914 
Sumpf, Der, 327 
Survey Graphic, 655 
Swastika, 22, 735, 736, 737 
Switzerland, 241, 450 
Syphilis, 336-342, 345, 347, 349 
Syrians, 414 

Taafe, 17 
Talmud, 72 
Talmud Jude, Der, 72 
Tannenberg, 256 
Tannenberg Bund, 500, 914 
Tat, 652 

Teschen, 371, 37 2 
Thaelmann, Ernst, 570 
Third International, 184 
Third Reich, The, 348 
Thirty Years 1 War, 352, 597, 598 
Thomas, Norman, 880 
Thule Gesettschaft, 798, 861 
Thuringia, 22 
Thyssen, Fritz, 688 
Tirpitz, Admiral von, 376 
Toller, Ernst, 278 

Trade unions, 52, 443-44$, 868-881, 
910 



INDEX 



1003 



1 Traumlaller ,' 117 

Traunstein, 277 

Treitschke, 318 

Triple Alliance, 165, 167, 190, 191 

Troebs, Karl, 591 

TrSltsch, Ernst, ill 

Trotski, 451, 771 

Tunis, 963 

Turkey, 193, 955 

Turnvereine, 19 

U-boat warfare, 261, 273, 899 

UFA, 370 

Ukraine, 183, 372 

Ultramontane Question, 825, 827, 829 

Uniforms, 803 

United States, 180, 232, 234, 242, 261, 
270, 271, 272, 282, 399, 402, 434, 
590, 639, 658, 713, 805, 870, 896, 
901, 922, 929, 930, 975 

van den Bruck, Moeller, 670, 893 

van der Lubbe, 571 

Vaterland, 40 

Vaterlandspartei, 261, 295 

Vatican, 4, 928 

Veit, A. A., 73 

Verdun, battle of, 318 

Versailles, Treaty of, 179, 269, 373, 
463, 495, 513, 519, 526, 686, 696, 
702, 703, 704, 778, 786, 916, 921, 
958, 971, 973, 982 

Vesper, Will, 645 

Vienna, 6, 18, 22, 25, 26-84, 85-162, 

317 

Vienna, Congress of, 946 
Viennese press, 68, 69, 70, 77 
Vierzehn Jahre, Die, 254 
Vogelsang, Karl von, 40, 692, 694 
Volkischer Beobachter, 109, 318, 333, 

450. 798, 822, 825, 861, 862, 863, 

866, 914 
Volksblatt, 75 

Vom Kaiser heer zur Reichswehr, 280 
Vom Sinn der Gegenwart, 907 
Von Leers, J., 197 
Vorwaerts, 254, 255, 306 
Vossiche Zeitung, 271 

Wagner, Hermann, 555 



Wagner, Richard, 23, 287, 307, 359 

Wallowitz, Walter, 198 

Wandervogel, 844 

War Against the West, 46 

Wars of Liberation, 4, 361 

Weber, Max, 555 

Wehrverbande, 785, 786 

Weimar, 4, 270, 274, 568 

Weimar Republic, 20, 310, 586, 587, 

588, 802, 823, 837, 973 
Weissenburg, 211 
Wesen Ziele und Grundsatze der 

N.S.D.A.P., 470 
Westphalia, 644 
Wetterle, Abbe, 373 
Wheeler-Bennett, John W., 269, 273 
Widerstands Kreis, 577 
Widukind, 117 
Wieland, 352 
Wiener Tagblatt, 69 
Wilhelm I, 324 
Wilhelm II, 70, 77, 220, 245, 269. 271, 

272, 275, 276, 310, 316, 320, 325, 

586, 591 
Wilson, President, 235, 270, 271, 273, 

293, 371, 384, 394, 819 
Winnig, August, 296 
Wirth, Chancellor, 102, no, 554, 738, 

813, 974 

Wittelsbach, 265, 277, 502, 587 
Wolff, Theodor, 334, 699 
Wooden Titan, The, 269 
World Court, 944 
World War, 4, 10, 21, 31, 96, 121, 126, 

169, 185, 1 86, 204-226, 322, 380, 

448, 712, 767, 788, 870, 892, 940, 

958, 975, 976 
Wnsberg, Ernst von, 251 

Young Plan, 288, 697, 698 

Zabern incident, 373 
Zeitalter des Individualismus, 73 
Zeitschrift fur Geopolitik, 937 
Zeitschnft fur katolische Theologie f 

~ 42 7 

Zionism, 74, 423, 447 

Zucht oder Bildung?, 322 
Zuchtwarten, 318 
Zur Weltlage, 923

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BURGER 330 140 16 4.5 0.5 35 610 32 2 5 15 QUARTER POUND DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER 570 310 34 14 1 105 1370 34 2 6 31 SONIC® BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH MAYO 770 410 46 14 1 105 1340 53 3 11 36 SONIC® BURGER WITH KETCHUP 540 200 22 7 1 65 910 57 3 14 27 SONIC® BURGER WITH MAYO 620 300 34 9 1 70 850 53 3 11 27 SONIC® BURGER WITH MUSTARD 520 200 23 7 1 65 860 53 3 11 27 SONIC® BURGER WITH MUSTARD, KETCHUP & MAYO 640 300 34 9 1 70 1070 57 3 14 27 SONIC® CHEESEBURGER WITH KETCHUP 600 250 28 10 1 85 1240 58 3 14 30 SONIC® CHEESEBURGER WITH MAYO 680 350 39 12 1 85 1180 54 3 11 30 SONIC® CHEESEBURGER WITH MUSTARD 590 250 28 10 1 85 1190 54 3 11 31 SONIC® CHEESEBURGER WITH MUSTARD, KETCHUP & MAYO 710 350 39 12 1 85 1400 58 3 15 31 SuperSONIC® BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH MAYO 1030 590 65 23 2 190 1880 54 3 12 58 SuperSONIC® DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH KETCHUP 870 430 48 19 1.5 165 1780 59 3 15 52 SuperSONIC® DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH MAYO 960 530 59 21 2 170 1720 55 3 12 52 SuperSONIC® DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH MUSTARD 860 430 48 19 1.5 165 1730 55 3 12 52 SuperSONIC® DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH MUSTARD, KETCHUP & MAYO 970 530 59 21 2 170 1940 59 3 15 52 ∆ SuperSONIC® JALAPEÑO DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER WITH MUSTARD 850 430 48 19 1.5 165 1740 54 2 12 52 ∆VEGGIE BURGER WITH KETCHUP 440 100 11 2.5 0 5 1800 73 7 14 14 ∆VEGGIE BURGER WITH MAYO 530 200 22 4 0 10 1750 69 7 11 14 ∆VEGGIE BURGER WITH MUSTARD 430 100 11 2.5 0 5 1760 69 7 10 14 ∆VEGGIE BURGER WITH MUSTARD, KETCHUP & MAYO 550 200 23 4 0 10 1960 73 7 14 14 MAKE IT YOURS AMERICAN CHEESE 70 50 6 3 0 20 330 1 0 0 4 ∆AVOCADO 35 25 3 0.5 0 0 20 2 1 0 0 CRISPY BACON 80 60 7 2.5 0 20 290 1 0 0 6 GRILLED ONIONS 5 5 0 0 0 0 5 1 0 0 0 ∆HATCH GREEN CHILES 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ∆HICKORY BBQ SAUCE 30 0 0 0 0 0 310 7 0 5 0 HOT CHILI 60 35 4 1.5 0 10 170 3 1 1 3 ∆RANCH DRESSING 130 120 14 2.5 0 5 250 2 0 1 1 ∆SLAW 140 60 7 1.5 0 5 220 17 2 14 1 SPICY JALAPEÑOS 5 0 0 0 0 0 140 1 0 1 0 WACKY PACK ® KIDS MEALS CRISPY TENDERS (2 PC.) 190 90 10 2 0 0 540 11 0 0 15 CORN DOG 230 120 13 4 0 15 480 23 1 5 6 FRIES SMALL 250 110 12 2 0 0 260 33 3 0 3 JR. 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BREAKFAST BURRITO 290 150 17 7 0 145 820 22 1 0 12 SuperSONIC® BREAKFAST BURRITO 610 310 35 14 0 325 1800 49 3 3 24 ULTIMATE MEAT & CHEESE BREAKFAST BURRITO 840 530 58 19 0.5 360 2220 47 2 1 30 TOTAL CALORIES TOTAL CALORIES FROM FAT TOTAL FAT (G) SATURATED FAT (G) TRANS FAT (G) CHOLESTEROL (MG) SODIUM (MG) TOTAL CARBOHYDRATES (G) DIETARY FIBER (G) SUGAR (G) PROTEIN (G) GREEN MOUNTAIN COFFEE ® COFFEE REG. (16 OZ.) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ICED COFFEE WITH FRENCH VANILLA ADD-IN SMALL 130 60 6 4 0 20 75 17 0 13 2 ICED COFFEE WITH FRENCH VANILLA ADD-IN MEDIUM 190 80 8 5 0 30 100 26 0 20 3 ICED COFFEE WITH FRENCH VANILLA ADD-IN LARGE 300 100 13 8 0 45 160 40 0 30 4 ICED COFFEE WITH FRENCH VANILLA ADD-IN RT 44™ 410 160 18 11 0.5 65 220 56 0 42 6 ORIGINAL ICED COFFEE (NO COFFEE ADD-IN) SMALL 120 60 6 4 0 20 75 13 0 9 2 ORIGINAL ICED COFFEE (NO COFFEE ADD-IN) MEDIUM 160 80 9 5 0 30 100 18 0 12 3 ORIGINAL ICED COFFEE (NO COFFEE ADD-IN) LARGE 250 120 14 8 0 45 160 28 0 18 4 ORIGINAL ICED COFFEE (NO COFFEE ADD-IN) RT 44 ™ 350 170 19 12 0.5 65 220 39 0 25 6 SNACKS & SIDES ∆CHED 'R' BITES® SMALL 280 140 27 8 0.5 40 970 23 1 1 14 ∆CHED 'R' BITES® MEDIUM 410 200 46 13 1 65 1570 35 2 2 21 ∆CHED 'R' BITES® LARGE 550 270 53 16 1 85 1940 46 2 2 27 CHED 'R' PEPPERS® 4 PIECE SMALL 330 150 28 8 1 35 1340 37 2 2 9 CHED 'R' PEPPERS® 6 PIECE MEDIUM 490 230 48 12 1.5 55 2130 56 3 4 13 CHED 'R' PEPPERS® 8 PIECE LARGE 660 300 57 15 2 65 2690 74 4 5 17 CHILI CHEESE FRIES SMALL 350 170 19 6 0 20 640 36 3 1 8 CHILI CHEESE FRIES MEDIUM 450 240 26 10 0.5 35 940 42 4 2 12 CHILI CHEESE FRIES LARGE 710 360 40 14 1 50 1390 70 7 2 18 CHILI CHEESE TOTS SMALL 350 190 21 7 0 20 1000 32 3 1 7 CHILI CHEESE TOTS MEDIUM 530 290 32 10 0.5 35 1540 47 5 2 12 CHILI CHEESE TOTS LARGE 960 510 57 17 1 50 2690 92 9 3 19 CORN DOG 230 120 13 4 0 15 480 23 1 5 6 FRIES SMALL 250 110 12 2 0 0 260 33 3 0 3 FRIES MEDIUM 290 120 13 2.5 0 0 300 38 3 0 3 FRIES LARGE 470 200 22 4 0 0 490 63 6 1 5 FRIES WITH CHEESE SMALL 310 150 17 5 0 20 590 34 3 1 6 FRIES WITH CHEESE MEDIUM 380 190 22 7 0 25 790 39 3 1 9 FRIES WITH CHEESE LARGE 600 300 33 10 0 35 1150 64 6 2 12 ∆FRITOS® CHILI PIE SMALL 510 310 34 10 0.5 35 1030 35 3 1 14 ∆FRITOS® CHILI PIE MEDIUM 750 450 50 15 1 50 1490 53 5 2 20 ∆FRITOS® CHILI PIE LARGE 990 600 66 20 1 70 1940 71 6 3 26 HANDMADE ONION RINGS SMALL 440 190 21 3.5 0 0 430 55 3 14 6 HANDMADE ONION RINGS MEDIUM 580 260 29 5 0 0 570 74 4 19 8 HANDMADE ONION RINGS LARGE 800 350 39 7 0.5 0 790 101 5 26 11 JUMBO POPCORN CHICKEN® SMALL 330 170 19 3.5 0 40 1100 24 3 1 16 JUMBO POPCORN CHICKEN® MEDIUM 490 250 28 5 0 55 1640 36 4 1 23 JUMBO POPCORN CHICKEN® LARGE 750 390 43 8 0.5 90 2520 55 6 2 36 MOZZARELLA STICKS 4 PIECE SMALL 370 170 19 7 0 30 950 40 2 5 15 MOZZARELLA STICKS 6 PIECE MEDIUM 560 250 29 11 0.5 45 1490 61 3 8 23 MOZZARELLA STICKS 8 PIECE LARGE 750 340 38 15 0.5 60 1890 79 4 9 31 ∆PICKLE-O’S® SMALL 190 90 21 3.5 0 10 850 23 1 2 3 ∆PICKLE-O’S® MEDIUM 310 150 39 7 0.5 20 1490 39 2 4 5 ∆PICKLE-O’S® LARGE 500 230 49 8 0.5 20 2100 61 4 5 8 SOFT PRETZEL TWIST 250 60 7 1 0 0 440 39 2 6 7 ∆SPICY JUMBO POPCORN CHICKEN® SMALL 330 170 19 3.5 0 40 1100 24 3 1 16 ∆SPICY JUMBO POPCORN CHICKEN® MEDIUM 490 250 28 5 0 55 1640 36 4 1 23 ∆SPICY JUMBO POPCORN CHICKEN® LARGE 750 390 43 8 0.5 90 2520 55 6 2 36 TOTS SMALL 250 120 13 2.5 0 0 620 30 3 0 2 TOTS MEDIUM 360 170 19 3.5 0 0 890 43 4 0 3 TOTS LARGE 580 280 31 6 0 0 1450 69 6 1 5 TOTS WITH CHEESE SMALL 310 170 19 5 0 20 950 30 3 1 6 TOTS WITH CHEESE MEDIUM 450 250 28 8 0 30 1390 43 4 1 8 TOTS WITH CHEESE LARGE 840 450 50 13 0 40 2450 86 8 2 13 TOTAL CALORIES TOTAL CALORIES FROM FAT TOTAL FAT (G) SATURATED FAT (G) TRANS FAT (G) CHOLESTEROL (MG) SODIUM (MG) TOTAL CARBOHYDRATES (G) DIETARY FIBER (G) SUGAR (G) PROTEIN (G) SONIC BLAST® SONIC BLAST® WITH BUTTERFINGER® PIECES MINI 470 210 23 13 0.5 60 260 57 1 36 9 SONIC BLAST® WITH BUTTERFINGER® PIECES SMALL 740 330 37 21 1 95 420 90 2 57 14 SONIC BLAST® WITH BUTTERFINGER® PIECES MEDIUM 980 440 48 28 1.5 125 550 118 2 75 18 SONIC BLAST® WITH BUTTERFINGER® PIECES LARGE 1440 650 72 43 2 200 820 172 3 110 26 SONIC BLAST® WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH MINI 450 190 22 12 0.5 65 220 59 0 37 6 SONIC BLAST® WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH SMALL 690 300 34 19 1 100 340 89 1 55 10 SONIC BLAST® WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH MEDIUM 920 400 45 25 1.5 135 450 118 1 73 13 SONIC BLAST® WITH CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH LARGE 1370 610 68 39 2 210 690 172 1 108 20 SONIC BLAST® WITH M&M’S® MINIS CHOCOLATE CANDIES MINI 530 250 27 17 0.5 65 210 65 1 51 7 SONIC BLAST® WITH M&M’S® MINIS CHOCOLATE CANDIES SMALL 800 370 41 25 1 100 330 97 2 75 11 SONIC BLAST® WITH M&M’S® MINIS CHOCOLATE CANDIES MEDIUM 1060 490 54 34 1.5 135 430 127 2 98 15 SONIC BLAST® WITH M&M’S® MINIS CHOCOLATE CANDIES LARGE 1540 720 80 49 2 210 680 183 3 138 22 SONIC BLAST® WITH OREO® COOKIE PIECES MINI 440 200 22 12 0.5 55 340 54 1 34 6 SONIC BLAST® WITH OREO® COOKIE PIECES SMALL 650 300 33 18 1 90 470 78 1 50 10 SONIC BLAST® WITH OREO® COOKIE PIECES MEDIUM 860 390 44 24 1.5 125 620 103 2 66 13 SONIC BLAST® WITH OREO® COOKIE PIECES LARGE 1300 600 67 38 2 195 890 153 2 98 20 SONIC BLAST® WITH REESE’S® PEANUT BUTTER CUPS MINI 490 250 27 14 0.5 60 310 55 1 42 9 SONIC BLAST® WITH REESE’S® PEANUT BUTTER CUPS SMALL 750 370 41 22 1 95 460 84 2 62 14 SONIC BLAST® WITH REESE’S® PEANUT BUTTER CUPS MEDIUM 990 490 55 29 1.5 130 610 110 2 82 18 SONIC BLAST® WITH REESE’S® PEANUT BUTTER CUPS LARGE 1460 720 80 44 2 205 890 162 3 118 27 SONIC BLAST® WITH SNICKERS® BARS MINI 460 220 24 13 1 65 250 54 1 38 8 SONIC BLAST® WITH SNICKERS® BARS SMALL 720 340 37 21 1 95 390 84 1 61 12 SONIC BLAST® WITH SNICKERS® BARS MEDIUM 890 420 46 26 1.5 130 490 103 1 73 15 SONIC BLAST® WITH SNICKERS® BARS LARGE 1340 630 70 40 2.5 205 750 154 1 108 23 HAND-MIXED CLASSIC SHAKES CARAMEL SHAKE MINI 430 200 22 16 0.5 55 210 45 0 32 6 CARAMEL SHAKE SMALL 660 310 34 23 1 100 350 71 0 49 10 CARAMEL SHAKE MEDIUM 830 380 41 28 1.5 125 520 97 0 67 12 CARAMEL SHAKE LARGE 1230 550 61 41 2 190 790 144 0 99 19 CHOCOLATE SHAKE MINI 420 200 23 16 0.5 55 250 48 1 35 6 CHOCOLATE SHAKE SMALL 650 320 35 24 1 100 390 74 1 52 10 CHOCOLATE SHAKE MEDIUM 810 390 43 29 1.5 125 540 95 1 67 12 CHOCOLATE SHAKE LARGE 1200 570 63 42 2 190 820 142 2 99 19 FRESH BANANA SHAKE MINI 430 200 22 15 0.5 55 180 54 2 37 6 FRESH BANANA SHAKE SMALL 660 310 34 23 1 100 310 80 2 54 10 FRESH BANANA SHAKE MEDIUM 850 370 41 27 1.5 125 390 108 3 70 13 FRESH BANANA SHAKE LARGE 1250 550 61 39 2 190 590 160 5 103 19 HOT FUDGE SHAKE MINI 450 210 24 17 0.5 55 210 51 1 37 6 HOT FUDGE SHAKE SMALL 680 330 36 25 1 100 340 77 1 54 10 HOT FUDGE SHAKE MEDIUM 940 430 48 33 1.5 125 480 113 2 80 13 HOT FUDGE SHAKE LARGE 1350 620 69 47 2 190 710 162 2 113 19 PEANUT BUTTER SHAKE MINI 480 270 30 17 0.5 55 220 45 1 32 8 PEANUT BUTTER SHAKE SMALL 710 380 43 24 1 100 360 71 1 49 12 PEANUT BUTTER SHAKE MEDIUM 940 520 58 30 1.5 125 480 89 1 61 17 PEANUT BUTTER SHAKE LARGE 1490 850 94 45 2 190 770 136 2 91 29 STRAWBERRY SHAKE MINI 400 190 21 15 0.5 55 180 47 0 35 5 STRAWBERRY SHAKE SMALL 630 310 34 23 1 100 320 72 0 52 9 STRAWBERRY SHAKE MEDIUM 790 370 41 27 1.5 125 400 92 1 66 11 STRAWBERRY SHAKE LARGE 1160 540 60 39 2 190 600 137 1 97 17 VANILLA SHAKE MINI 420 210 23 16 0.5 65 200 45 0 32 6 VANILLA SHAKE SMALL 650 330 36 24 1 110 340 71 0 49 10 VANILLA SHAKE MEDIUM 820 410 45 30 1.5 140 430 89 0 61 13 VANILLA SHAKE LARGE 1200 590 66 43 2 210 650 132 0 90 19 HAND-MIXED MASTER SHAKES® CHEESECAKE SHAKE MINI 440 200 23 15 0.5 55 270 53 0 35 6 CHEESECAKE SHAKE SMALL 670 320 35 23 1 100 410 79 0 52 10 CHEESECAKE SHAKE MEDIUM 840 380 43 28 1.5 125 540 101 1 65 12 CHEESECAKE SHAKE LARGE 1470 650 72 43 2.5 190 1080 185 3 115 19 OREO® CHEESECAKE SHAKE MINI 550 240 27 17 0.5 55 400 69 1 44 6 OREO® CHEESECAKE SHAKE SMALL 820 370 41 25 1 100 580 102 1 64 10 OREO® CHEESECAKE SHAKE MEDIUM 1030 460 51 30 1.5 125 770 131 2 82 13 OREO® CHEESECAKE SHAKE LARGE 1470 650 72 43 2.5 190 1080 185 3 115 19 TOTAL CALORIES TOTAL CALORIES FROM FAT TOTAL FAT (G) SATURATED FAT (G) TRANS FAT (G) CHOLESTEROL (MG) SODIUM (MG) TOTAL CARBOHYDRATES (G) DIETARY FIBER (G) SUGAR (G) PROTEIN (G) OREO® CHOCOLATE SHAKE MINI 520 240 27 18 0.5 55 380 65 1 44 6 OREO® CHOCOLATE SHAKE SMALL 750 360 40 25 1 100 510 90 1 61 10 OREO® CHOCOLATE SHAKE MEDIUM 1000 460 51 32 1.5 125 760 125 3 84 13 OREO® CHOCOLATE SHAKE LARGE 1430 660 73 45 2 190 1090 178 4 119 19 OREO® PEANUT BUTTER SHAKE MINI 590 310 34 18 0.5 55 350 61 1 41 9 OREO® PEANUT BUTTER SHAKE SMALL 820 420 47 26 1 100 480 87 1 58 13 OREO® PEANUT BUTTER SHAKE MEDIUM 1130 590 66 33 1.5 125 700 118 2 77 18 OREO® PEANUT BUTTER SHAKE LARGE 1720 930 104 48 2 190 1040 172 4 111 30 STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE SHAKE MINI 470 200 23 15 0.5 55 280 59 1 40 6 STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE SHAKE SMALL 700 320 35 23 1 100 410 85 1 57 10 STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE SHAKE MEDIUM 890 380 43 28 1.5 125 550 113 2 76 12 STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE SHAKE LARGE 1300 560 62 40 2 190 820 166 2 111 19 REAL ICE CREAM SUNDAES CARAMEL REAL ICE CREAM SUNDAE 490 200 22 15 1 65 350 61 0 43 7 CHOCOLATE REAL ICE CREAM SUNDAE 430 200 22 15 0.5 65 280 51 1 36 7 HOT FUDGE REAL ICE CREAM SUNDAE 520 230 26 18 0.5 65 270 65 1 46 7 STRAWBERRY REAL ICE CREAM SUNDAE 440 190 21 14 0.5 65 220 55 1 40 7 FROZEN ZONE ® ADD-ONS PEANUTS ADD-ON 40 5 3.5 0.5 0 0 0 2 1 0 2 PECANS ADD-ON 60 60 6 0.5 0 0 35 1 1 0 1 WHIPPED TOPPING ADD-ON 70 45 5 5 0 0 0 5 0 5 0 CONE VANILLA CONE 250 110 12 8 0 45 140 30 0 17 4 SLUSHES All Slushes contain sugar. See Drink Add-Ins & Toppings. PLAIN SLUSH ONLY - NO SYRUP SMALL 180 0 0 0 0 0 30 48 0 48 0 PLAIN SLUSH ONLY - NO SYRUP MEDIUM 240 0 0 0 0 0 40 66 0 66 0 PLAIN SLUSH ONLY - NO SYRUP LARGE 380 0 0 0 0 0 60 103 0 103 0 PLAIN SLUSH ONLY - NO SYRUP RT 44™ 540 0 0 0 0 0 85 145 0 145 0 ALL-NATURAL LEMONADE ALL-NATURAL LEMONADE WACKY PACK® 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 27 0 25 0 ALL-NATURAL LEMONADE SMALL 160 0 0 0 0 0 0 42 0 38 0 ALL-NATURAL LEMONADE MEDIUM 270 0 0 0 0 0 0 69 0 64 0 ALL-NATURAL LEMONADE LARGE 400 0 0 0 0 0 10 105 0 97 0 ALL-NATURAL LEMONADE RT 44 ™ 540 0 0 0 0 0 10 142 0 131 0 LEMONADE/LIMEADE SLUSHES LEMONADE SLUSH WACKY PACK® 140 0 0 0 0 0 20 37 0 36 0 LEMONADE SLUSH SMALL 190 0 0 0 0 0 30 52 0 51 0 LEMONADE SLUSH MEDIUM 280 0 0 0 0 0 40 74 0 72 0 LEMONADE SLUSH LARGE 430 0 0 0 0 0 65 116 0 112 0 LEMONADE SLUSH RT 44 ™ 600 0 0 0 0 0 95 162 0 157 0 LIMEADE SLUSH WACKY PACK® 140 0 0 0 0 0 20 37 0 36 0 LIMEADE SLUSH SMALL 190 0 0 0 0 0 30 53 0 51 0 LIMEADE SLUSH MEDIUM 280 0 0 0 0 0 40 74 0 72 0 LIMEADE SLUSH LARGE 430 0 0 0 0 0 65 116 0 112 0 LIMEADE SLUSH RT 44 ™ 600 0 0 0 0 0 95 163 0 157 0 SOFT DRINKS BARQ’S® ROOT BEER WACKY PACK® 80 0 0 0 0 0 20 21 0 21 0 BARQ’S® ROOT BEER SMALL 120 0 0 0 0 0 30 32 0 32 0 BARQ’S® ROOT BEER MEDIUM 200 0 0 0 0 0 50 53 0 53 0 BARQ’S® ROOT BEER LARGE 300 0 0 0 0 0 80 81 0 81 0 BARQ’S® ROOT BEER RT 44 ™ 400 0 0 0 0 0 105 109 0 109 0 COCA-COLA® WACKY PACK® 70 0 0 0 0 0 0 19 0 19 0 COCA-COLA® SMALL 110 0 0 0 0 0 10 29 0 29 0 COCA-COLA® MEDIUM 180 0 0 0 0 0 15 48 0 48 0 COCA-COLA® LARGE 270 0 0 0 0 0 20 72 0 72 0 COCA-COLA® RT 44 ™ 360 0 0 0 0 0 30 98 0 98 0 COCA-COLA® ZERO SUGAR WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 COCA-COLA® ZERO SUGAR SMALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0 COCA-COLA® ZERO SUGAR MEDIUM 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0 COCA-COLA® ZERO SUGAR LARGE 0 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 COCA-COLA® ZERO SUGAR RT 44 ™ 0 0 0 0 0 0 35 0 0 0 0 DIET COKE® WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0 DIET COKE® SMALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 DIET COKE® MEDIUM 0 0 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 0 0 TOTAL CALORIES TOTAL CALORIES FROM FAT TOTAL FAT (G) SATURATED FAT (G) TRANS FAT (G) CHOLESTEROL (MG) SODIUM (MG) TOTAL CARBOHYDRATES (G) DIETARY FIBER (G) SUGAR (G) PROTEIN (G) DIET COKE® LARGE 0 0 0 0 0 0 30 0 0 0 0 DIET COKE® RT 44 ™ 0 0 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 0 0 DR PEPPER® WACKY PACK® 60 0 0 0 0 0 25 18 0 18 0 DR PEPPER® SMALL 100 0 0 0 0 0 35 28 0 28 0 DR PEPPER® MEDIUM 160 0 0 0 0 0 60 46 0 46 0 DR PEPPER® LARGE 240 0 0 0 0 0 90 70 0 70 0 DR PEPPER® RT 44 ™ 330 0 0 0 0 0 120 94 0 94 0 DIET DR PEPPER® WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 35 0 0 0 0 DIET DR PEPPER® SMALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 55 0 0 0 0 DIET DR PEPPER® MEDIUM 0 0 0 0 0 0 95 0 0 0 0 DIET DR PEPPER® LARGE 0 0 0 0 0 0 140 0 0 0 0 DIET DR PEPPER® RT 44 ™ 0 0 0 0 0 0 190 0 0 0 0 FANTA® ORANGE WACKY PACK® 70 0 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 20 0 FANTA® ORANGE SMALL 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 31 0 31 0 FANTA® ORANGE MEDIUM 190 0 0 0 0 0 0 51 0 51 0 FANTA® ORANGE LARGE 280 0 0 0 0 0 10 78 0 78 0 FANTA® ORANGE RT 44 ™ 380 0 0 0 0 0 10 105 0 105 0 HI-C® FRUIT PUNCH WACKY PACK® 70 0 0 0 0 0 10 19 0 19 0 HI-C® FRUIT PUNCH SMALL 110 0 0 0 0 0 15 30 0 30 0 HI-C® FRUIT PUNCH MEDIUM 180 0 0 0 0 0 20 50 0 50 0 HI-C® FRUIT PUNCH LARGE 280 0 0 0 0 0 35 75 0 75 0 HI-C® FRUIT PUNCH RT 44 ™ 380 0 0 0 0 0 40 102 0 102 0 ∆MELLO YELLO® WACKY PACK® 70 0 0 0 0 0 10 20 0 20 0 ∆MELLO YELLO® SMALL 110 0 0 0 0 0 15 31 0 31 0 ∆MELLO YELLO® MEDIUM 190 0 0 0 0 0 20 51 0 51 0 ∆MELLO YELLO® LARGE 280 0 0 0 0 0 30 78 0 78 0 ∆MELLO YELLO® RT 44 ™ 380 0 0 0 0 0 40 105 0 105 0 POWERADE® MOUNTAIN BLAST® WACKY PACK® 45 0 0 0 0 0 40 12 0 12 0 POWERADE® MOUNTAIN BLAST® SMALL 70 0 0 0 0 0 60 18 0 18 0 POWERADE® MOUNTAIN BLAST® MEDIUM 110 0 0 0 0 0 100 30 0 30 0 POWERADE® MOUNTAIN BLAST® LARGE 170 0 0 0 0 0 150 46 0 46 0 POWERADE® MOUNTAIN BLAST® RT 44™ 230 0 0 0 0 0 200 62 0 62 0 SPRITE® WACKY PACK® 70 0 0 0 0 0 15 18 0 18 0 SPRITE® SMALL 100 0 0 0 0 0 25 28 0 28 0 SPRITE® MEDIUM 170 0 0 0 0 0 40 46 0 46 0 SPRITE® LARGE 260 0 0 0 0 0 70 70 0 70 0 SPRITE® RT 44 ™ 350 0 0 0 0 0 85 94 0 94 0 SPRITE ZERO® WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0 SPRITE ZERO® SMALL 5 0 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 SPRITE ZERO® MEDIUM 5 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 SPRITE ZERO® LARGE 5 0 0 0 0 0 30 0 0 0 0 SPRITE ZERO® RT 44 ™ 10 0 0 0 0 0 40 0 0 0 0 ULTIMATE ICED TEA STOP ® DIET GREEN†† ICED TEA WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0 DIET GREEN†† ICED TEA SMALL 5 0 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 DIET GREEN†† ICED TEA MEDIUM 5 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 DIET GREEN†† ICED TEA LARGE 5 0 0 0 0 0 35 0 0 0 0 DIET GREEN†† ICED TEA RT 44 ™ 10 0 0 0 0 0 45 0 0 0 0 SWEET GREEN ICED TEA WACKY PACK® 45 0 0 0 0 0 10 12 0 12 0 SWEET GREEN ICED TEA SMALL 70 0 0 0 0 0 15 18 0 18 0 SWEET GREEN ICED TEA MEDIUM 110 0 0 0 0 0 20 30 0 30 0 SWEET GREEN ICED TEA LARGE 170 0 0 0 0 0 35 45 0 45 0 SWEET GREEN ICED TEA RT 44 ™ 230 0 0 0 0 0 45 61 0 61 0 SWEET ICED TEA WACKY PACK® 80 0 0 0 0 0 10 21 0 21 0 SWEET ICED TEA SMALL 140 0 0 0 0 0 10 37 0 37 0 SWEET ICED TEA MEDIUM 170 0 0 0 0 0 15 45 0 45 0 SWEET ICED TEA LARGE 290 0 0 0 0 0 30 78 0 78 0 SWEET ICED TEA RT 44 ™ 360 0 0 0 0 0 35 96 0 96 0 UNSWEET ICED TEA WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0 UNSWEET ICED TEA SMALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0 UNSWEET ICED TEA MEDIUM 0 0 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 UNSWEET ICED TEA LARGE 0 0 0 0 0 0 30 0 0 0 0 UNSWEET ICED TEA RT 44 ™ 0 0 0 0 0 0 35 0 0 0 0 TOTAL CALORIES TOTAL CALORIES FROM FAT TOTAL FAT (G) SATURATED FAT (G) TRANS FAT (G) CHOLESTEROL (MG) SODIUM (MG) TOTAL CARBOHYDRATES (G) DIETARY FIBER (G) SUGAR (G) PROTEIN (G) JUICES MINUTE MAID® 100% APPLE JUICE BOX 80 0 0 0 0 0 15 21 0 19 0 ∆MINUTE MAID® ORANGE JUICE SMALL 140 0 0 0 0 0 25 34 0 30 2 ∆MINUTE MAID® ORANGE JUICE MEDIUM 200 0 0 0 0 0 35 47 0 42 3 SIGNATURE LIMEADES CHERRY LIMEADE WACKY PACK® 110 0 0 0 0 0 20 29 0 28 0 CHERRY LIMEADE SMALL 150 0 0 0 0 0 30 39 0 38 0 CHERRY LIMEADE MEDIUM 250 0 0 0 0 0 50 66 0 65 0 CHERRY LIMEADE LARGE 370 0 0 0 0 0 70 99 0 97 0 CHERRY LIMEADE RT 44™ 490 0 0 0 0 0 100 132 0 130 0 DIET CHERRY † LIMEADE WACKY PACK® 15 0 0 0 0 0 10 3 0 2 0 DIET CHERRY † LIMEADE SMALL 15 0 0 0 0 0 15 3 0 2 0 DIET CHERRY † LIMEADE MEDIUM 20 0 0 0 0 0 20 3 0 2 0 DIET CHERRY † LIMEADE LARGE 25 0 0 0 0 0 35 4 0 2 0 DIET CHERRY † LIMEADE RT 44™ 30 0 0 0 0 0 45 4 0 2 0 DIET LIME LIMEADE WACKY PACK® 5 0 0 0 0 0 10 1 0 0 0 DIET LIME LIMEADE SMALL 5 0 0 0 0 0 10 1 0 0 0 DIET LIME LIMEADE MEDIUM 10 0 0 0 0 0 15 1 0 0 0 DIET LIME LIMEADE LARGE 10 0 0 0 0 0 25 2 0 0 0 DIET LIME LIMEADE RT 44™ 15 0 0 0 0 0 35 2 0 0 0 LIMEADE WACKY PACK® 70 0 0 0 0 0 15 18 0 18 0 LIMEADE SMALL 100 0 0 0 0 0 25 28 0 28 0 LIMEADE MEDIUM 180 0 0 0 0 0 40 47 0 46 0 LIMEADE LARGE 270 0 0 0 0 0 65 72 0 70 0 LIMEADE RT 44™ 360 0 0 0 0 0 85 97 0 95 0 MINUTE MAID® CRANBERRY** LIMEADE WACKY PACK® 100 0 0 0 0 0 20 27 0 26 0 MINUTE MAID® CRANBERRY** LIMEADE SMALL 140 0 0 0 0 0 20 37 0 36 0 MINUTE MAID® CRANBERRY** LIMEADE MEDIUM 240 0 0 0 0 0 45 64 0 62 0 MINUTE MAID® CRANBERRY** LIMEADE LARGE 360 0 0 0 0 0 65 97 0 94 0 MINUTE MAID® CRANBERRY** LIMEADE RT 44™ 490 0 0 0 0 0 90 131 0 127 0 STRAWBERRY LIMEADE WACKY PACK® 100 0 0 0 0 0 25 25 1 24 0 STRAWBERRY LIMEADE SMALL 130 0 0 0 0 0 30 35 1 34 0 STRAWBERRY LIMEADE MEDIUM 220 0 0 0 0 0 50 59 1 57 0 STRAWBERRY LIMEADE LARGE 340 0 0 0 0 0 80 90 2 87 0 STRAWBERRY LIMEADE RT 44™ 450 0 0 0 0 0 105 120 2 117 0 OCEAN WATER ® OCEAN WATER® WACKY PACK® 80 0 0 0 0 0 20 21 0 21 0 OCEAN WATER® SMALL 120 0 0 0 0 0 30 31 0 31 0 OCEAN WATER® MEDIUM 200 0 0 0 0 0 45 52 0 52 0 OCEAN WATER® LARGE 300 0 0 0 0 0 70 79 0 79 0 OCEAN WATER® RT 44™ 400 0 0 0 0 0 95 107 0 106 0 DRINK ADD-INS & TOPPINGS BLACKBERRY † ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 1 0 0 0 BLACKBERRY † ADD-IN SMALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 1 0 0 0 BLACKBERRY † ADD-IN MEDIUM 5 0 0 0 0 0 15 1 0 0 0 BLACKBERRY † ADD-IN LARGE 5 0 0 0 0 0 20 2 0 0 0 BLACKBERRY † ADD-IN RT 44™ 10 0 0 0 0 0 30 2 0 0 0 BLUE COCONUT ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 3 0 BLUE COCONUT ADD-IN SMALL 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 3 0 BLUE COCONUT ADD-IN MEDIUM 25 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 6 0 BLUE COCONUT ADD-IN LARGE 40 0 0 0 0 0 5 9 0 9 0 BLUE COCONUT ADD-IN RT 44™ 50 0 0 0 0 0 10 13 0 12 0 BLUE RASPBERRY ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 3 0 BLUE RASPBERRY ADD-IN SMALL 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 3 0 BLUE RASPBERRY ADD-IN MEDIUM 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 5 0 BLUE RASPBERRY ADD-IN LARGE 35 0 0 0 0 0 5 8 0 8 0 BLUE RASPBERRY ADD-IN RT 44™ 45 0 0 0 0 0 10 11 0 11 0 CARAMEL TOPPING WACKY PACK® 90 10 1 0.5 0 5 90 19 0 12 0 CARAMEL TOPPING SMALL 90 10 1 0.5 0 5 90 19 0 12 0 CARAMEL TOPPING MEDIUM 180 20 2 1.5 0 5 180 37 0 24 0 CARAMEL TOPPING LARGE 270 30 3.5 2 0 10 270 56 0 36 0 CARAMEL TOPPING RT 44™ 360 40 4.5 3 0 15 360 75 0 48 0 TOTAL CALORIES TOTAL CALORIES FROM FAT TOTAL FAT (G) SATURATED FAT (G) TRANS FAT (G) CHOLESTEROL (MG) SODIUM (MG) TOTAL CARBOHYDRATES (G) DIETARY FIBER (G) SUGAR (G) PROTEIN (G) CHERRY ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 30 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0 8 0 CHERRY ADD-IN SMALL 30 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0 8 0 CHERRY ADD-IN MEDIUM 60 0 0 0 0 0 5 17 0 17 0 CHERRY ADD-IN LARGE 90 0 0 0 0 0 10 25 0 25 0 CHERRY ADD-IN RT 44™ 120 0 0 0 0 0 10 34 0 34 0 CHERRY GARNISH 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 2 0 CHOCOLATE ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 80 0 0 0 0 0 30 19 0 15 0 CHOCOLATE ADD-IN SMALL 80 0 0 0 0 0 30 19 0 15 0 CHOCOLATE ADD-IN MEDIUM 160 0 0 0 0 0 60 38 0 31 0 CHOCOLATE ADD-IN LARGE 240 0 0 0 0 0 85 57 0 46 0 CHOCOLATE ADD-IN RT 44™ 320 0 0 0 0 0 115 76 0 61 0 DIET CHERRY † ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 15 0 0 0 0 0 10 3 0 2 0 DIET CHERRY † ADD-IN SMALL 15 0 0 0 0 0 15 3 0 2 0 DIET CHERRY † ADD-IN MEDIUM 20 0 0 0 0 0 20 3 0 2 0 DIET CHERRY † ADD-IN LARGE 25 0 0 0 0 0 35 4 0 2 0 DIET CHERRY † ADD-IN RT 44™ 30 0 0 0 0 0 45 4 0 2 0 GRAPE ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 5 0 GRAPE ADD-IN SMALL 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 5 0 GRAPE ADD-IN MEDIUM 45 0 0 0 0 0 5 11 0 10 0 GRAPE ADD-IN LARGE 70 0 0 0 0 0 10 16 0 16 0 GRAPE ADD-IN RT 44™ 90 0 0 0 0 0 10 22 0 21 0 HOT FUDGE TOPPING WACKY PACK® 100 30 3.5 3 0 0 45 16 1 12 1 HOT FUDGE TOPPING SMALL 100 30 3.5 3 0 0 45 16 1 12 1 HOT FUDGE TOPPING MEDIUM 200 60 7 6 0 0 90 32 2 25 2 HOT FUDGE TOPPING LARGE 300 90 10 9 0 0 140 48 2 37 2 HOT FUDGE TOPPING RT 44™ 400 120 14 12 0 0 180 64 3 49 3 LEMON ADD-IN WACKY PACK ® 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 LEMON ADD-IN SMALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 LEMON ADD-IN MEDIUM 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 LEMON ADD-IN LARGE 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 LEMON ADD-IN RT 44™ 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 1 0 LIME ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 LIME ADD-IN SMALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 LIME ADD-IN MEDIUM 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 LIME ADD-IN LARGE 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 LIME ADD-IN RT 44™ 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 MANGO † ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 MANGO † ADD-IN SMALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 MANGO † ADD-IN MEDIUM 0 0 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 MANGO † ADD-IN LARGE 5 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 MANGO † ADD-IN RT 44™ 5 0 0 0 0 0 30 0 0 0 0 MINUTE MAID® CRANBERRY** ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 35 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 0 8 0 MINUTE MAID® CRANBERRY** ADD-IN SMALL 35 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 0 8 0 MINUTE MAID® CRANBERRY** ADD-IN MEDIUM 70 0 0 0 0 0 0 17 0 16 0 MINUTE MAID® CRANBERRY** ADD-IN LARGE 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 26 0 24 0 MINUTE MAID® CRANBERRY** ADD-IN RT 44™ 130 0 0 0 0 0 0 34 0 32 0 NERDS® CANDY ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 26 26 0 0 NERDS® CANDY ADD-IN SMALL 160 0 0 0 0 0 5 39 39 0 0 NERDS® CANDY ADD-IN MEDIUM 210 0 0 0 0 0 10 52 52 0 0 NERDS® CANDY ADD-IN LARGE 230 0 0 0 0 0 10 57 57 0 0 NERDS® CANDY ADD-IN RT 44™ 290 0 0 0 0 0 10 71 71 0 0 PEACH † ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 PEACH † ADD-IN SMALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 PEACH † ADD-IN MEDIUM 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 0 PEACH † ADD-IN LARGE 0 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 PEACH † ADD-IN RT 44™ 0 0 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 0 0 POWERADE® ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 25 0 0 0 0 0 20 6 0 6 0 POWERADE® ADD-IN SMALL 25 0 0 0 0 0 20 6 0 6 0 POWERADE® ADD-IN MEDIUM 45 0 0 0 0 0 40 13 0 13 0 POWERADE® ADD-IN LARGE 70 0 0 0 0 0 60 20 0 20 0 POWERADE® ADD-IN RT 44™ 90 0 0 0 0 0 80 25 0 25 0 TOTAL CALORIES TOTAL CALORIES FROM FAT TOTAL FAT (G) SATURATED FAT (G) TRANS FAT (G) CHOLESTEROL (MG) SODIUM (MG) TOTAL CARBOHYDRATES (G) DIETARY FIBER (G) SUGAR (G) PROTEIN (G) RASPBERRY † ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 RASPBERRY † ADD-IN SMALL 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 RASPBERRY † ADD-IN MEDIUM 0 0 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 RASPBERRY † ADD-IN LARGE 0 0 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 0 RASPBERRY † ADD-IN RT 44™ 0 0 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 0 0 STRAWBERRY ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 25 0 0 0 0 0 5 7 1 6 0 STRAWBERRY ADD-IN SMALL 25 0 0 0 0 0 5 7 1 6 0 STRAWBERRY ADD-IN MEDIUM 50 0 0 0 0 0 10 12 1 11 0 STRAWBERRY ADD-IN LARGE 70 0 0 0 0 0 15 18 1 17 0 STRAWBERRY ADD-IN RT 44™ 90 0 0 0 0 0 20 24 2 22 0 VANILLA ADD-IN WACKY PACK® 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 6 0 VANILLA ADD-IN SMALL 20 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 6 0 VANILLA ADD-IN MEDIUM 45 0 0 0 0 0 0 12 0 12 0 VANILLA ADD-IN LARGE 70 0 0 0 0 0 5 18 0 18 0 VANILLA ADD-IN RT 44™ 90 0 0 0 0 0 5 24 0 24 0 WATER SONIC WAVE® (16.9 OZ.) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 CONDIMENT PACKETS BBQ SAUCE 40 0 0 0 0 0 360 9 0 7 0 ∆COUNTRY GRAVY 70 20 2 0.5 0.5 0 440 13 0 4 1 CREAM CHEESE FROSTING 160 90 10 6 0 5 140 17 0 19 0 HONEY MUSTARD 90 70 8 1.5 0 10 170 6 0 4 0 KETCHUP 10 0 0 0 0 0 85 3 0 2 0 MARINARA 15 0 0 0 0 0 140 4 0 2 0 LIGHT MAYO 40 25 3 0 0 5 105 3 2 0 0 MUSTARD 5 0 0 0 0 0 85 0 0 0 0 RANCH 110 100 11 2 0 10 230 1 0 1 0 SALSA DE SONIC® 0 0 0 0 0 0 140 0 0 0 0 SIGNATURE CHEESE SAUCE 110 80 9 2 0 5 580 5 0 2 2 SIGNATURE SAUCE 100 60 6 1 0 5 280 10 0 8 0 SWEET RELISH 10 0 0 0 0 0 55 3 0 2 0 SYRUP 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 22 0 15 0 LIMITED TIME ONLY ∆CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ICE CREAM SANDWICH 380 150 17 6 0 30 240 53 1 25 5 ∆OREO ® COOKIE ICE CREAM SANDWICH 230 80 9 3 0 15 220 33 0 16 4 ∆CHERRY LIMEADE RED BULL™ SLUSH MINI 130 0 0 0 0 0 40 35 0 34 0 ∆CHERRY LIMEADE RED BULL™ SLUSH SMALL 190 0 0 0 0 0 50 52 0 51 0 ∆CHERRY LIMEADE RED BULL™ SLUSH MEDIUM 270 0 0 0 0 0 85 73 0 71 1 ∆CHERRY LIMEADE RED BULL™ SLUSH LARGE 430 0 0 0 0 0 130 114 0 111 1 ∆CHERRY LIMEADE RED BULL™ SLUSH RT 44™ 600 0 0 0 0 0 190 159 0 155 1 ∆RED BULL™ SLUSH MINI 120 0 0 0 0 0 40 31 0 31 0 ∆RED BULL™ SLUSH SMALL 180 0 0 0 0 0 50 48 0 48 0 ∆RED BULL™ SLUSH MEDIUM 250 0 0 0 0 0 80 65 0 65 0 ∆RED BULL™ SLUSH LARGE 390 0 0 0 0 0 125 103 0 102 1 ∆RED BULL™ SLUSH RT 44™ 540 0 0 0 0 0 170 144 0 143 1 ∆RED BULL™ CAN 120 0 0 0 0 0 110 30 0 29 1 ∆KING’S HAWAIIAN®BURGER CLUB 720 390 43 17 1 140 640 51 2 20 37 ∆KING’S HAWAIIAN®CHICKEN CLUB 730 370 41 13 0 120 890 61 3 20 35 AWW NUTS! 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2019-05-03 11:28:27 UTC

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2019-05-03 17:48:20 UTC

BRANTLY = GAY

2019-05-07 13:48:39 UTC

blake mackey a bitch -big boy

2019-05-07 13:49:54 UTC

I was fucking my mom one night she said that I fuck just like my Dad and I was like huh that's funny cause my sister said the same thing.

hntrcain — 2019-06-10 16:40:06 UTC