https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4 Share your favourite BM joke here, and translate it in the comment. en-us 2020-10-16 05:51:28 UTC 2025-04-10 18:17:43 UTC hello@padlet.com melissa_cm_kong https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/834846505 Translation:
Man: Wow. A fish from France!
Fish: I am a whiptail stingray (ikan pari in BM)]]> 2020-10-16 05:52:41 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/834846505 claudia_anthony88 https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839505738 Dua tiga kucing berlari,
Saya bertutur BM, kamu menari]]> 2020-10-19 01:27:33 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839505738 yiling_yong https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839508363 Kerana saya amat Teh-Tarik dengan kamu. 

Do you usually go to the mamak? 
Because I am very attracted "tertarik" to you. ]]> 2020-10-19 01:29:14 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839508363 https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839509124 (It will not make a lot of sense if I translate it in English, but I will follow the rule)

Question: What is the one song that the lyric consists of butterfly, crow and snake?

Answer: (check below)

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
(Butterfly in BM)
(Crow in BM)
(Snake in BM)
Want your bad romance]]> 2020-10-19 01:29:42 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839509124 melissa_cm_kong https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839512674 dua tiga buah epal
ayat saya sangat simple
kalau betul awak single
jomlah kita couple

translation:
2, 3 apples
my sentence is simple
if it's true you are single
let's be a couple]]> 2020-10-19 01:32:00 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839512674 wannurulhikmah https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839513054 2020-10-19 01:32:17 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839513054 xavierlim4 https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839513359 A: "Awak, saya nak jam"
B: "Jam apa awak?"
A: "Jambatan ke hati awak lah"

I have no idea how to translate this. It's a pick up line that works in Malay. 
A: "Hey, I want a watch (jam)"
B: "What watch?"
A: "A bridge (jambatan) to your heart la"]]> 2020-10-19 01:32:31 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839513359 ireena_zain https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839514466
"Gapo dio?" = what is it? dalam loghat (dialect) Kelantan

]]> 2020-10-19 01:33:17 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839514466 claudia_anthony88 https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839514838 Raya ni awak dah tak perlu kan samping, sebab sy akan sentiasa berada di samping awak]]> 2020-10-19 01:33:33 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839514838 thivyasubramaniam https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839515020 For more punny jokes, https://says.com/my/fun/ba-goose-puns]]> 2020-10-19 01:33:42 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839515020 https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839515377 Ikan apa kalau kita panggil dia berhenti?

Ikan Pause.....

(What fish if we call it, it stops?

Whale fish (Whale in Malay is Paus)

]]> 2020-10-19 01:33:58 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839515377 fatahul_nizam https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839516245 Always the Hang Tuah memes!]]> 2020-10-19 01:34:35 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839516245 sharifahabidin https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839516533 ulat beluncas = caterpillar
caterpillar rhymes w ketepi la (move away)]]> 2020-10-19 01:34:48 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839516533 soonseng_chan https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839516687 2020-10-19 01:34:55 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839516687 https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839532930 What is your rank ? 
Laksamana (a rank in the olden days of the soldiers) (also means "where is the laksa?)
Laksa is over there. ]]> 2020-10-19 01:45:25 UTC https://padlet.com/melissa_cm_kong/asz43gfwqtxpa5k4/wish/839532930