John "Poo Man" Mccain, if you spot the man, do NOT intervene! He is considered armed and dangerous since he has "more poop where that came from" as he told us himself in a email he sent to the police office.

June 23^rd 2018 there was a jet that crashed down into Downtown New York and the crash went horribly wrong, says terrorist attack expert James Bardle. “The suspected terror attack only killed 20000 people and I believe that’s very weird because the small jet plane should have been able to  (k)ill a lot less but we believe this was not a terror attack due to the high death count.” 
And further inspections prove that it was not a terror attack just like James Bardle stated due to the high death count. 

The man who flew the jet plane was Osama Bin Laden but he was supposedly dead but the DNA tests show it was really him, just the more reason to say it was not a terrorist attack. 

Cats are more pets that are very loved by humans, raised by many people, until they become a prime individual in many families and therefore, they need to do more things. 

Sports are the most demanding activities for pets, especially cats, such as martial arts, running, and sometimes football. 

In these images cats appear as a state of alert for boxing, which confirms the willingness of cats to show the non-violent side of the time when they feel dangerous. 

 

The well had been estimated to be at least 30 meters deep which is very unusual for such a narrow well even thou it has been out of order since the late 90s.

A local woman had found the now dead man while walking the the dogs she had said and when she was asked if she saw anything of the possible (m)urder she also said “Yes, it was a ghost. I saw it with my own two eyes, and I would never lie to the police”. Some people say that what she is saying could be true while some say it is utter nonsense.

Even if it may sound impossible so has the police not had any luck in finding anyone that could be the murderer man if they later found out that the murdered man had tried his best to not fall in the well as you could tell from the dragged footprints in the gravel by the well.

“I am absolutely sure that this man committed suicide, but he is still alive” John Muller said, expert in suicidology.

When the man was found outside of walmart he was so confused about the situation that he spoke to a tree. The medical examiners drove him to hospital and the police are searching for any hints of crime. “We are searching for weapons, bullets, armory and 🤬” Says the officer and says that he cannot provide any further information.

The man got interviewed when he left the hospital, this is what he said.

Muller is still debating how “the man” is able to live after death...

April 12th, 2015 a prisoner was sentenced to death here in Oklahoma. The prisoner was sentenced for (m)urder, tempted (m)urder, violation of the law and caring a unlicensed weapon in the public. 

It was here in the Oklahoma theme park the 26year old man (Jacob) had a brutal (k)ill streak on plenty of people both children and adults with his automatic weapon. He carried one “ak 47” and 2 knifes. 

The cops told us that he fired his gun with 2 full mags right in to the filled park with no mercy. The cops found him walking right in to the police station and yelling “take me”. 

 We here on “LLN” got a interview with him. He told us about His background, it was sad, he had a abusive father, his mother died when he was 20 and he had mental issues. We wondered about his mind set when he was going to do it and he said “I just saw black in my eyes”, he told us the reasoned he made it is because he wanted people to feel what he felt every day and that is the feeling to miss someone you cared about and pain. 

 

Police and paramedics were called to the BBC headquarters, Monday morning the 23 of May. They were surprised to find a man, dead on the floor with half a hot dog in his mouth. The paramedics confirmed his death and left with his lifeless body. 

 

“It's really a tragedy, I mean John was the kindest, it’s such a shame this had to happen to him. If you ask me it should’ve happened Jerry” anonymous colleague say. 

It was yesterday 20/08 that Chris Wallbrink found two dead bodies in his garden. The witness says he only knows that one other person was at home the whole day which was his wife which he is now suspecting as the 🤬 of the victims. Right now, there is no further information on where she is or why she has gone missing. The authorities will keep investigating and searching for any suspects or evidence on who the 🤬 is. Chris told us that his wife has in the past said that “bodies in garden are a plant” and he thinks that is a clue to that this 🤬 is something bigger than just this. 

 

 

The thieves entered the gun shop and found a hundred of guns in the front of them – said the police officer of Austin. They threatened the owner and locked him in to his office and then they were gone in like 10 minutes with a sizeable stash of dangerous weapons. They were wearing mask on their faces and nobody recognize them.

The police started questioning Jerry’s friends and family, they even asked Britta what’s happened and she said “ I was just walking here in the graveyard at 17.00 then I saw Jerry dead over there I don’t know him so I called the police” nearly after Britta was taken to prison for killing Jerry, the police knew it was Britta because she said she didn’t know him but the police never told her Jerry’s name and the fingerprints on the broken garden gnome.

We returned the next day and Mr. Demander gave us a very warm welcome. When we started talking about Fridays and Saturday’s events and he denied everything. We decided to show him some pictures and Mr. Demander started to cry and explained that he had two twin brothers Ludvig and Ludwog. We were all very surprised and decided to leave him alone before we gave him two new brothers, Patrick and Domp. 

As the robbers leave the bank with the money on October 5th at 11:00pm they run past a graveyard were Queen Elizabeth places a candle for her husband. She spots the 2 masked men running and pulls out her gun and starts firing at the men. As she fires her gun another man approaches her sneaky from behind and manages to stab her several times. 

Elizabeth falls on the ground but still manages to point her gun at the man and shoot the man between his eyes. 

As the 2 young robbers got away from Elizabeth the police quickly arrived and put the men in cuffs. Unfortunately, Elizabeth didn’t make it that day and passed away but will be remembered as a true hero for the people of UK. 

The strike happened on Miracle Mile at 8 am on Wednesday morning. The purpose of the strike was to get higher pay for the construction workers of the company. The strike got heated after one of the voluntary workers was pushed to the ground by a businessman who tried to get through. No legal action was taken but other voluntary workers got more physical towards people who tried to get past the blockade. No higher pay has been given as of yet. 

Any future strikes between these two parties may get tense and even violent. One of the voluntary workers left us a comment. “These assholes will get what’s coming for them”. 

Last Tuesday afternoon the volunteers in Cleveland suddenly stopped working. The cause was that one of the workers demanded a raise from the higher ups and soon after the rest of the workers followed his lead. We had a little chat with the man who started it all and here is what he had to say. The man Nathan Andersson 27 who was upset after working too many hours stopped working because of exhaustion and just talked to some co-workers about getting something in return for working long and heavy hours. This of course sparked started a spark within his this work station and now everyone is demanding a raise for their work even though no one is even getting paid in the first place. 

Conclusion So the conclusion is that just because some stupid b**** does something no one really needs to follow.  

An 18 year old man in Florida denies he committed suicide, this reportedly happened at 13.37 on a Friday morning at the end of the day. The police arrived at the scene after hearing a noise complaint and a man screaming at the top of his lungs about an evil twin. When the police arrived, the man had calmed down and opened the door.  The police men searched the house and found a dead body identical to the man that opened the door in the bead upstairs appearing to have been shot several times in the chest. The police quickly realized it was a suicide and reported it in. 

The family of the deceased man say they want the belongings of the great grandpa, but the alive man says that he did not commit suicide. 

“We are actively checking his pulse and heartbeat to make sure he is not dead” says Smart guy with big glasses. 

They are reportedly identical on every level except for one unimportant part, the alive man contains some demon fragments. On a second search thru in the house they found that he was not recycling and feed him to the ducks in the nearby pond. 

 

Sunday evening Ron Weasley, 67 years old, went to the vegetable garden to plant some potatoes, however he found something shocking. He found a skull and told his wife, although her answer was “They are just plants”. Her husband didn't hesitate to call the police, and the woman was taken to custody. Police dug out the vegetable garden, and found other bones. “We estimate that there are three bodies found in this couple’s garden.”

During the interrogation the woman confessed that the bodies were all her exes that she had killed. As a result of her confession the police could arrest her. Ron commented “I never understood how she could be extremely good at cutting meat until now” as a result of the incident.

“By planting potatoes this man may have saved his own life” said the police offer Draco Malfoy.