yooa loved by shiah by distress af

jeon my star warrior nose thief truffle fries cookie butter

distressaf — 2016-09-17 21:47:46 UTC

ohteepee2/star warriors/foodmate/doggo owners/truffle fries lover/peanut butter inhalers honestly i didn't expect to have so much in common. BUT great things comes unexpectedly so- thanks for always worrying about me. i hope you don't lose your luscious hair because of it. i promise i'll sleep more and try to eat more BUT YOU SHOULD TOO. and i'm kinda used to not having my nose, so you can use it longer or keep it i don't know. get better soon and tell me your wish so i can wave my yooabell wand and jiggle to grant it. i'll always have some apples and peanut or cookie butter ready and a tsum for you to sleep on. and i'll use my star bul powers if you're ever a sad pupper. i don't think i've said it but you should kn ow it already but i ly jeon thanKS FOR EVERYTHING < 3

sanana my gorgeous beautiful babe

distressaf — 2016-09-17 21:48:21 UTC

hI HELLO BABY GIRL. okay i don't know what to write. i mean obviously you know i love you. like a lot. A LOT. more than a certain pupper maybe c oughs. but that's besides the point. thank you for always being there whenever i need a cuddle or a squish and bless your cute chipmunk cheeks which i love smushing against mine. i hope your days get better and you get to sleep earlier and all those ugly stupid work and school doesn't tire you out as much. i'll burn down the building so you can get more sleeping time. make sure you eat your meals !!! anyways, you have my kkt for anything so don't ever ever ever hesitate to hmu to squish me or rant out bcs i love you sananana < 3

princessa sparkly jae

distressaf — 2016-09-17 21:48:39 UTC

hI YOU GORGEOUS SPARKLY GAY ASS PRINCESS. i'm sorry i forgot about our marriage, but technically we never had a divorce so i'm still your wifey. i love you oh so very much and you know it. i'll fuck you into bed, i mean tuck you into bed anytime. AND YOU BETTER SLEEP MORE JEEZ. don't stay up too late or else i'll bodyslam you to bed. with love of course. < 3 ily babe.

my one and only jiho

distressaf — 2016-09-17 21:49:03 UTC

jihooo i l y from the heart of my bottom. you literally light up the room everytime you enter, and even though heejun occasionally makes an appearance like a fashionably late movie star, you're still my favorite. if your tongue ever hurts I will platonically and heterosexually kiss it better. and i know you might have a boyfriend, i don't know i tHINK, not sure y'know, but that won't stop me from loving you because you're super hot so. i'd 11/10 would smash. <3 muah

dubu dearie

distressaf — 2016-09-17 21:49:13 UTC

the dubu to my soysauce. i hope your days have been getting better because you deserve the best-est of days. and keep smiling because your smile is the cutest ever. I'm so honored you married me, even though you have another hubby. i am content simply being your yoo soysauce. and no, I'm not the cute one here. please. we all know that without it having to be discussed. ALSO idk if you got a little thingy thingy with heejun but IF YOU DO i will definitely be the captain of that ship :') ily dubu dearie.

mark the snow beast

distressaf — 2016-09-18 04:09:26 UTC

i genuinely am so very honored you're using that dp. i mean it really brings out your eyes, if I may say so myself. (and nipples) what a chiselled snowbeast. i hope I earned that spot in your list of favorite people because MORK you are one of my favorite person. it's a secret though. well not anymore but. ANYWAYS thanks for making say a home for all of us. much love xoxo

minow song minh oe

distressaf — 2016-09-18 04:09:37 UTC

YOU EARNED A SPOT IN MY LIST OF FAVORITE PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THAT BIRTHDAY SONG. I'm not sure if we've indulged in a very intelligent intellectual conversation before, but that song really left an impression on me. no one called me a monkey before, I almost teared up. anywaysss you're a beautiful soul and you should know that. your every fiber is special and important never forget. much love minono. p.s: this is my fave pic.

brIAN oh lovely brian

distressaf — 2016-09-18 04:11:10 UTC

brian oh brian where art THOU
REMEMBER when we first met? I thought you were really pretty. LIKE REALLY PRETTY. FLAWLESS. and you had a rose in your dp. I hope I'm still that rose. if not I can be the thorns I'm cool with that too. do you know how hard it was to find a derp picture of you? oh my god. took me ages. but I found one thanks to you ;; anyways take care of sanana or i will slingshot you to Mars. with love of course. ♡

jinball, i mean jinhwan

distressaf — 2016-09-18 04:11:44 UTC

hey jinnhwaaan first off let me apologize for hitting you with my bat. i just knew you were a really good ball that could bring me to homerun and now you're my winning ball :') anyways you're really cute and floofy and this picture proves it. just look at it. i love you with my heart and bat ♡

a little bonus message

distressaf — 2016-09-18 16:05:22 UTC

i hope i made you guys tear up like rippled chiseled muscle men watching a disney movie. much love. muah muah

- yoo shiah, yooa,