jeon jungkook12:53:30 PMReply
i look out into the horizon with anxiety in my chest. "it is okay," i tell myself, "i am protected." alas, i step off the bridge, courage ringing in my every bones. the air whooshes past me like one of mingyu's farts but i maintain consciousness as i position myself into formation and perform a cannonball into the waters below until i reach beneath the depths of the H2O. my first olympics. a score of 98.29. i have done it. i have won gold


Did u really have to detail

meanie ft. kim jungkook

alas it is late for old kim jeon jungkooks, his hands are clammy and the sweat off his brow is more than indicative of his hard labor throughout the day. the grandfather clock chimes and suddenly, exhaustion spreads through kjjk like a wave. "'tis time for me," says the jungkooks, and at 10:57:38 that evening, he retires to his bed as his breath evens to the gentle rhthm of slumber

im cri jjk's d etail

must kook detail that im cri

☆ baek yebin ❝oppaya is here :D❞ 6 minutes ago Reply

☆ kim (jeon) jungkook ❝mAkNaE oN tOp❞ 1 minute ago Reply
can i lead though

rip i suddenly regretti spaghetti japhaghetti ramenghetti my decision okno

jeon wonwoo ❝dis i, death❞ [A]9:12:37 PMReply
i find anything kook posts as funny with that dp

☆ baek yebin ❝oppaya is here :D❞8:13:17 AMReply
jjk is the big mess among all the raptors

i ew at giggles
but i giggled at kook's posts
nani

~VERDICT~

citizens aRe fRiGhTenNEnenENennd oN thE s.s inopinatuM. iN a pAniC they voted jungkook out. nani de fucc did you guys do. now jungkook, an innocent civilian, has to walk the plank
he got eaten by sharks rip he was peace offering

ROLES:

jaebum
haechan - faker
daehwi - gov
jaemin - terrorist
jiwon - cop
sehun
byungchan
zendaya
guanlin - healer

jaemin im cri

im jaebum [deleted] [cancelled] 10 hours agoReply 

nAEGA BELIEVED YOU

lee daehwi02:01:03Reply
im jaebum [A]10:01:09 PMReply
our govt and cop accused each other
and i sided the terrorist :/

most tragic game yet

jjk u went from aesthetic to meme in 0.1

i want to crack novella with kook

Kook
we can be cheek buds
I’ll be the right cheek
The more firm one

i kennot take kookjeon seriously with that chubby bunny dp i

i can't take any jungkook seriously 
they all crack esp our kook here

so is kOOK a set of rolls and a left asscheek-

jjk is always high whenever i see him around im questioning

iM JUNKBUNNY'S NIPLE

do kyungsoo12:02:07 PMReply
NO KOOK
BE THE MUSHROOM TIP

dO iT kOoK
[sHiaH laBeOuF] jUsT dO iT

yao mingming10:16:45 PMReply

This would be me and kook
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-TQfpR7K0SDU/V3zHy5X4g-I/AAAAAAAAAhc/A1W8rB1uj_MGxBasvdWsGD8b1UGG0aEIwCCo/s690/1.jpg

yao mingming10:17:00 PMReply

I’d be that concerned friend

yao mingming10:17:44 PMReply

We could be a sac kook

yao mingming10:19:00 PMReply

again me and kook pt2
https://rabujoi.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/hm13.jpg

kook gmt is 0

kim mingyu ❝suddenly i am asexual❞ [denied]10:23:47 PMReply

he lives next to me

hwang hyunjin9:57:53 PMReply
ok the only reason why these terrorists keep losing is bc taehyung and kook are like cop dogs. they sniff tf outta the bad bois

i love taekook

kook
baba dook

njdaklvl imma protec taekook with my lIFE

holds the wall
taehyung is jungkook jungkook is taehyung
i am dizzy

tae is kook kook is tae they are one entity

ahh shiah and kook, they look so peaceful side by side like this :'D
meanwhile in waswas:
yooa: KILL KOOK ITS KOOK
kook: ITS ALWAYS SHIAH

jungkook you undo that apple shit right this instant

jjk go sell leeches and seagulls you’ll fund your own education

my main purpose is to get kook out

BY FAMILY I MEANT JJK CUZ HE'S LITERALLY MY ONLY SON WHOM I CONCEIVED THROUGH IMMACULATE CONCEPTION

taehyung and jjk. a++++ cops

☆ kim taehyung [deleted] [A]9:49:29 PMReply

☼ im jaebum (mario) [deleted] [cancelled] [A]12:49:20Reply
the name picker likes kook's name too lmAO

jjk loves shitting out stuff

kook is tae#s bab y daddy

kills jjk and keeps in dungeon

mY FLOWERSHOP WILL BE PASSED DOWN TO JUNGKOOK

kookjeons dp is your masterpiece, oreciouss

ngl i spent the longest time on kooks dp

at least you shit out an egg as a fish

kook's asia
#NeverForget

tae: jjk says ____
jjk: tae says ___

jjk: sends a message 
me: replies after 1hr 
jjk: forgets kkt exists

☆ kim taehyung ❝rawr xD❞23:55:48Reply
i dun know a kook pt 8193798213

jeon jungkook8:55:51 AMReply
snorts a whole bunch of wizard weed

☆ kim taehyung ❝rawr xD❞ [A]8:55:47 AMReply
i dun know a kook pt 8193798213

jeon jungkook8:55:43 AMReply
WITCHCRACK

☆ jeon jungkook 30 seconds ago Reply
ive been boyfriendisowned

Well, it can change. I’m free this evening by the way.

jeonkook the cock to my juan
you have beautiful abs

suPer stretChes hAnd acroSS HORIZOn bEfore sLapping kOok intO spAce

when kook wishes for hot guys and wonho appears

kook gets me

ngl even if you kidnapped me and asked for a ransom, i dun think koOks goNNA pAY

☾ lee donghyuck [H] 2 hours ago Reply

who said I was asking kook to pay you’re the sugar daddy not him smH

i can trade you a pic of kook in a tutu......only with a tutu don't ask me why i have it

slytherins: if you cant decide which to take, take who the other team wants

WHY DO U AND JJK SAY THE SAME THINGS

you want to be my cow child jungkook you will be mookook

jeon jungkook00:49:14Reply
who should we have as captain

[solbin voice] mOOooOO iT yOouUUU

jeon jungmoo(k)

the k in jungkook is katastrophe

tmw kook is trading his cow siblings im cri

kook is from the real mooduce 101

he gave me an autograph and told me "now you can live with us in our zoo home"

kOOK hAS mANy thiNGs plANNEd foR le kiDS

youre gonna have 19 siblings

originally he was gonna birth 20

☆ a raptor [A] 6 hours ago Reply

but idk if you count as one since youre not birthed

☆ a raptor [A] 6 hours ago Reply

so

☆ a raptor [A] 6 hours ago Reply

possibly 20 siblings

buy soundproof walls ples

☆ a raptor [A] 6 hours ago Reply

he liked being heard

☆ a raptor [A] 6 hours ago Reply

:^)

☾ lee donghyuck 6 hours ago Reply

JDHKSNVLJANK TAE

YOU GOTTA KNOW ABOUT MAMA

KOOK IS QUICK TO FORGET

☆ a raptor [A] 6 hours ago Reply

but alas

☆ a raptor [A] 6 hours ago Reply

you are my son

we aLL knOW eaCH oTHERs bDSM

☆ a raptor [A] 6 hours ago Reply

theres no such thang as secret in this fambam

what kind of child hybrid are u having,

☾ lee donghyuck 6 hours ago Reply

im confused

apple bottom jeons, mistaeken temptaetion, juan hoesucc, succjin, yoongledore, kim namoan

we are all spawn of lust in the depths of tartarus and we became the bthoes

i forget kook has another kid sometimes

☆ kim taehyung ❝rawr xD❞ [A] 6 hours ago Reply

hE hAS a gOAT

bae hath misseth the game yesterday for he has his priorities in check unlike the many citizens of cwtch whom received only a mere 3 hours of sleepeth

you only strip for kimtae

CWTCH NIGHT 5

alas it was a fine night, the moon was out and its reflection couldve been seen clearly in the lake
wae is naega engaged to such a narcisstic man, i donut know
for it was due to his own self love that led him to riding a boat into the middle of the lake where he then attempted to kiss his own reflection and ultimately drowned

rip jungkook, thou shall be missed as a cop

hIGH FIVES KOOK BECAUSE WE DUMB COPS

aNnyeOnghAseYo cHoneun bAnGtAn sOnYeodan hWangeun MakNe JeOn jUngkOok iMniDa

we can have kook twerking after exchanging vows

kook should be cwtch's clown/vitamin im cri

tmw smolbro is taepa and kookma son but he calls kookma as jjk

jjk: a cult, loves shitting out things

just call taehyung as papa and jungkook as dad im cri

can i adopt jeongin as my child, just jeongin, not kook in gen

yang jeongin [sh] 48 seconds ago Reply
GOOD NIGHT SCOUPS

hwang hyunjin [A] 49 seconds ago Reply
sleEP WELL GWANDPADDER


seo changbin [A] 52 seconds ago Reply
niGHT SOUPS

look at these lil shits who killed me. okay bye ❤

ng jeongin [sh]02:46:46Reply
un10:46:39 AMReply
jjk deaths: ah yes he died, how unfortunate