Krutherford Love Board by krutherford admin

Post your cheesiest or funniest pick-up lines!

krutherfordbulletin — 2022-02-14 03:00:19 UTC

The entry with the most votes wins a prize ;)
PS: Indicate your ID number.

2022-02-14 03:08:49 UTC

#0338

markfroilantabaykrutherford — 2022-02-14 03:14:46 UTC

Ang Crush ay parang Math Problem, kung hindi mo makuha, titigan mo na lang. Char!

Chuuu — 2022-02-14 03:15:24 UTC

Okay lang mahilo ko, basta gusto ko, sayo lang iikot and mundo ko. YEEEEE

Chuuu — 2022-02-14 03:16:48 UTC

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zulkirofnecromancy — 2022-02-14 03:17:12 UTC

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

Akong heart sauna murag farm, daghan kaaug ANIMAL! Karon COW nalang <3 AYEEEEEE

Chuuu — 2022-02-14 03:17:44 UTC

Baril ka ba?

krutherfordbulletin — 2022-02-14 03:18:12 UTC

Ang lakas kasi ng putok mo sa kilikili.

#0218

2022-02-14 03:19:14 UTC

NANGLABA

10% kuso-kuso
90% huna-huna nimo

Pustiso ka?

Chuuu — 2022-02-14 03:19:56 UTC

Kay I can't smile without you uwu

0250

zulkirofnecromancy — 2022-02-14 03:20:23 UTC

I always thought happiness started with an h, but it turns out, mine starts with u.

tanan presyo ning mahal na

2022-02-14 03:20:25 UTC

ako mahal mo na rin ba?

2022-02-14 03:22:08 UTC

Burger ka na lang sana para pwede kitang ma takeout!!! :)

2022-02-14 03:22:32 UTC

#0218

Mas maayo pa nga maghuwat og dugay, kaysa magdali pero dili magdugay

KATONG NI SULOD KO'S IMUNG HEART BA,MATAY NI GAWAS KO OY! TUA PAMAN IMUNG X NANGAPE

2022-02-14 03:22:36 UTC

Tea ka ba?

Chuuu — 2022-02-14 03:22:46 UTC

TEAnamaan na kasi ako sayo eh

0381

2022-02-14 03:22:52 UTC

Everyone else? They're merely words. You are poetry.

0260

2022-02-14 03:23:54 UTC

Happy New Year! Mag ingat sa paputok

0308

2022-02-14 03:26:03 UTC

Ba't ka hahabulin? deadline ka ba?

2022-02-14 03:27:24 UTC

Mustang mga taken!!??

2022-02-14 03:28:29 UTC

TAKEN FOR GRANTED!!!
HUHUHUHUHUHU

2022-02-14 03:29:09 UTC

#0218

mag date ta karong valentine's nya ari tika palingkuron kay Baby man tika yieeee

0250

zulkirofnecromancy — 2022-02-14 03:30:14 UTC

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

0250

zulkirofnecromancy — 2022-02-14 03:30:34 UTC

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

I.D No. 0385

loriegunhurankrutherford — 2022-02-14 03:30:40 UTC

Pa wrong sent, wrong sent ka pa, yun pala miss mo lang siya! ..pero sana miss mo rin ako!

rodolfosamsonkrutherford — 2022-02-14 03:31:28 UTC

0067
ANG GUGMA MURAG SIP-ON!
WHY DO YOU KEEP PULLING IT BACK WHEN ITS BETTER TO LET IT GO.

0250

zulkirofnecromancy — 2022-02-14 03:32:53 UTC

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

2022-02-14 03:35:32 UTC

You look like trash, is it alright if I take you out? :D

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2022-02-14 03:36:15 UTC

Kape ka ba? Coz I feel more awake when I'm around you :)

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2022-02-14 03:37:05 UTC

0318

2022-02-14 03:38:15 UTC

0370

2022-02-14 03:43:15 UTC

Nganu mag celebrate paman tag valentines nga adlaw adlaw naman tika gina palangga.

2022-02-14 03:43:51 UTC

I hope you know CPR, because you took my breath away

2022-02-14 03:44:38 UTC

Fun fact: bibigerls-25% are in a relationship, the rest are taken...by Jungkook. uwu

Thanks and Godbless and happy working

2022-02-14 03:46:48 UTC

Thanks and Godbless and happy working

2022-02-14 03:53:26 UTC

Alam mo ba palagi kang hinahanap ng mata ko, kasi nga, EYE love you <3

2022-02-14 03:54:58 UTC

Bird cage ka ba??? Kasi itong bird ko gustong nang pumasok sa cage mo. 🐧💖🐦💦 👪

0387

2022-02-14 04:03:11 UTC

ketchup kaba? kasi ikaw ang hinahanap ng hotdog ko

0333

2022-02-14 04:09:08 UTC

Are you a pokemon, cause I got an opening on my team and you are just my type.

#0379 #HappyValentines

2022-02-14 04:11:45 UTC

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. 🤫🤭

Ikaw ang bugtong itik nga nagkapakapa sa malapukon kong kasing kasing

2022-02-14 04:45:41 UTC

0201

2022-02-14 04:47:48 UTC

boy: miss?? kahibawo ba ka?
girl: unsa nman sad na nga ka cornihan ron?
boy: wa na lge koy mahuna-huna.an
girl: hahaha da mayra!
boy: kay ikaw rman gud pirmi naa sa aku huna huna

ayeehhhh <3

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

2022-02-14 04:49:11 UTC

U like to draw? Cuz I put the D in raw

2022-02-14 04:50:12 UTC

Hey girl are you retarded cause you're so damn special.

2022-02-14 04:53:49 UTC

Anong height mo? Paano ka nag kasya sa puso ko?

2022-02-14 04:59:51 UTC

Thanks and Godbless and Happy Working

Ang pagibig ay parang ketchup - lahat gusto maki sawsaw

2022-02-14 05:01:25 UTC

Thanks and Godbless and Happy Working

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myslef in your pants.

2022-02-14 05:05:48 UTC

Thanks and Godbless and Happy Working

0170

2022-02-14 05:37:56 UTC

My LOVE for YOU is like dividing by zero
--it cannot be defined.

0194

2022-02-14 05:40:41 UTC

Ikasuko ba ni kupido ug ako ang mopana nimo?💘

2022-02-14 05:53:15 UTC

#0286

NGANONG MAGPA ABOT PAMAN UG HALLOWEEN BA KUNG MAS NAKAKATAKOT NAMAN ANG MAG MAHAL?

HAPPY VALENTINES SA MGA CONSTITUENTS NI PRES. TELMS! AY OKAY!

Alak kaba? kase Alak U a Lot!

2022-02-14 06:59:49 UTC

yiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee tara shat!

0184

2022-02-14 07:05:59 UTC

Ay0k0Ng m@y m@nGy@r! saYo p3ro gus2 q mAY mangYar! sat!n

0084

2022-02-14 09:07:38 UTC

There are only 3 things I want in this world: the SUN for the day, the MOON for the night, and YOU for the rest of my life. ^_^

Mag-unsa man nang imong mahalon nga antipara kung sa akong gugma ikaw magpabuta-buta. :'(

2022-02-14 09:13:20 UTC

#0284

2022-02-14 09:30:29 UTC

Ang gugma mura ra na'g boxing. Sa wala pa nimo gisugdan kinahanglan andam naka MASAKITAN. Waaaahhh!

2022-02-14 12:21:20 UTC

Happy Valentine's to all!

2022-02-15 07:38:25 UTC