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      <title>Comedic Stories by Gregory Dix</title>
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      <pubDate>2022-09-22 15:13:24 UTC</pubDate>
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         <title>Post your comedic stories. Read all the stories that have been posted. Leave one positive statement, thought, or comment under each one. </title>
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         <pubDate>2022-09-22 15:17:11 UTC</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>1. It was Friday, the last day of the homework. Ben knows his teacher is very strict about students turning in homework on time. But he still completely forgot about it. He thought of the only excuse he could and said his dog ate his homework. He was thinking about how he could pull it off when he thought of this. “Mrs. Brown! I promise I did do my homework! It’s just that my bulldog ate it! He snatched it right out of my hand when I tried to put it in my bag! He took it outside and tore it to shreds! I tried going after him but he got it all muddy because of the rain storm earlier {Ben remembers there was no storm or even rain} …I mean sprinkler!” Mrs. Brown didn’t believe him but then he took out the shredded muddy pieces left from the homework, that he shredded himself. Mrs. Brown then believed him but gave him half credit. Ben pulled off his idea, even though he doesn’t even have a dog! Ohhh but shhh nobody needs to know that, he still has 6 other teachers to fool today!<br><br>2. Tuesday is always the worst day to rob a bank, thought Bob. Bob was in jail for 20 years for robbing almost 1 million dollars from a local bank. He robbed the bank on a Tuesday and regretted it. “I should’ve done it on a Sunday” thought Bob. His fellow cellmate asked “Why Sunday?” He replied quickly saying, “ On Sundays nobody wants to work! It’s the weekend, not a lot of people go, and the bank is only open for 3 hours! I could just go right before it closes when not even the employees care about anything besides going home!” Later Bob said, “ On Tuesdays there is the worst strictest employee, Ruth. She kept staring at me as if she knew.” His cellmate said, “How would she know?” Bob said sadly “Oh well she was my roommate back when I was planning all this.” His cellmate scolded him for being so stupid!</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2023-02-21 19:21:35 UTC</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>Once I saw my older brother eating some chocolate in the kitchen. I wanted some, so I asked him for it. He told me no because it had chili or some hot sauce filling in it, but I didn’t believe him.. I bothered him so much that he eventually gave me one, and I immediately bit it in half. I saw some sort of filling on the inside, and when I tasted it it burnt my mouth. I never trusted the candy he ate again.</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2023-02-21 19:26:35 UTC</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>So it was the day before April fools. I had the perfect April fools idea. So I was gonna hide my dads car keys and then I was going to take a bunch of balloons and put them all around his room. Then I would wear a scary costume and scare him when he wakes up. It would be so funny.<br><br><br><br>I genuinely hate peas. I don't understand how a person eats peas. It is disgusting. I don't like how mushy peas are. They're legit disgusting. They had a weird and odd texture and they taste awful. People say that they are good but they are nasty and they have a weird texture.<br><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2023-02-21 19:26:52 UTC</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div><strong>&nbsp;Bob wakes up in his room, if you can even call it that. There’s utter garbage everywhere, and the bed seems to be on the verge of falling apart. Probably because of a certain sleepyhead’s weight. He rises as if he were from some cheap horror film with his messy mop of hair.&nbsp; As Bob makes his way to the bathroom to start his day, I hope he stubs his toe on the way out.&nbsp;</strong></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2023-02-21 19:27:30 UTC</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>1. <strong>Michael was on his way to school, but this guy apparently let his dog eat his homework. Yeah I know, kind of idiotic and this guy is pretty nervous because he doesn’t really want to tell his teacher, but he kind of has to. So there he was going slowly toward his classroom as he didn’t really want to tell the teacher. He went up to Mr. Teacher (quite the creative name) and told him his dog ate the work. Teacher was laughing at him saying that was the oldest trick in the book. Michael, being mad that the teacher didn’t believe him, told him his dog did, in fact, eat his homework. Teacher then proceeded to get mad at Michael and told him to get out of the classroom and not come back until the homework was finished, or he could prove his dog ate it (quite the overreaction). Michael then went home and got his dog and went into the classroom, (quite fast) he barged in and told Teacher to look in the dog's mouth, guess what? You wouldn’t believe it, the homework was there! Except the teacher would give Michael an F either way since he never cared about the homework anyway.</strong></div><div>2. A clock is pretty complicated and since you’re not educated I doubt you’ve heard of it. So imagine a surface except it was circular, already pretty insane, I know. But imagine if this circular surface was numbered 1-12, but the way it’s numbered is also circular, I know it’s a hard thought to imagine. Then imagine if between each number there were small indicators to show the precise time, that’s what a clock is used for in case you didn’t know (you probably didn’t). BUT here is where it gets interesting, I know you’re asking how you would know what time it is if nothing showed you it, well there are 2 things in the middle of a clock called hands, not like the ones you have. One of these hands is small, and the other is bigger, so now imagine if the small hand indicates each hour (hour = 60 minutes) and the big hand indicates minutes (minute = 60 seconds).&nbsp; And so those hands rotate as time goes by and that’s how you can tell the time, except you probably don’t know how to do that either.</div><div><br></div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2023-02-21 19:28:26 UTC</pubDate>
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         <description><![CDATA[<div>Once upon a time there lived a<br>lion in a<br>forest. One day after a<br>heavy meal. It was sleeping<br>under a tree, After a while,<br>there came a mouse and it<br>started<br>to play on the lion. Suddenly<br>the lion got<br>up with anger and looked for<br>those who disturbed its nice<br>sleep. Then it saw a small mouse.</div>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>2023-02-21 19:34:18 UTC</pubDate>
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