On NYE, I... by SASHA ANAND https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz HAND at UCLA en-us 2022-01-12 03:53:27 UTC 2025-11-21 14:48:06 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet.net/icons/png/1f633.png Group 2 https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz/wish/1989364661 A farmer rang my doorbell ... he randomly took a picture of us smiling, then gave me a headache by throwing a chick at me which made me spontaneously nae-nae in place. I got third place in the dancing competition and won a pretzel. ]]> 2022-01-13 01:15:06 UTC https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz/wish/1989364661 For my graduation ceremony, I rode a wolf across the stage and got my diploma. A cowboy came up to me after the ceremony and offered me a cookie. I thought to myself, is this man trying to fight me? A cookie is means enough to start a fight. So I threw my famous right hook and knocked him out so hard he started to dream. He dreamt that he was on a bridge, a bridge made up of money, and someone came and told him he was a king. His happiness quickly turned into fright though, as a ghost suddenly approached him and scared him. He felt coldness all over his body, but it was actually just the water that I started pouring on him to wake up him. And that, my friends, is what i did on new year's eve. https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz/wish/1989365860 2022-01-13 01:16:03 UTC https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz/wish/1989365860 The Best Story Ever sashaanand151 https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz/wish/1989366821 On December 31st, my pet wolf graduated from YeeHaw high school. There was a wild graduation party on the Golden Gate Bridge to celebrate. I fought WWE wrestler John Cena who crashed the graduation party, after stealing the final chocolate chip cookie. That was the final straw. Then, the ghost of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air offered a handsome sum for this delectable, gooey, chocolate chip cookie. He handed over the cookie, but then, I was so riled up, I threw him into the freezing bay. And that’s what I did on New Year’s Eve.]]> 2022-01-13 01:16:41 UTC https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz/wish/1989366821 https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz/wish/1989368868 A carrot farmer finds a diamond ring stuck on a carrot so he takes it to a pawn shop. He doesn't see anyone so he rings the front desk bell. The cashier appears and the farmer notices his human tooth necklace. This alarms the farmer who takes a photo secretively and sends it to local authorities. However, upon returning home, the farmer is mugged by thugs, demanding his first-born chicken. Still having the ring, the farmer attends his local nightclub but gets into yet another fight, this time a DISCO BATTLE. It was also revealed by a friend the cashier was a former olympian and that tooth was from the 2004 wrestling match that earned him a gold medal. 

Waking up the next day, the farmer attempts to exchange the ring for an olympic metal but only received a fresh hot pretzel. It was later revealed the cashier was a former olympian and that tooth was from the wrestling match that earned him a gold medal. 

—And that's what I did on New Year's Eve, says the carrot farmer. ]]> 2022-01-13 01:18:28 UTC https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz/wish/1989368868 Chunky's Clownery https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz/wish/1989368878 A monkey named Teef was trying to show off their vocal capabilities by singing to their monkey friends. One of the monkey friends named Chunky started clowning Teef because they thought that Teef's singing was terrible, filled with voice cracks, and made their ears bleed. Teef, who was appalled by Chunky's nature, became filled with rage, kicked Chunky right in the mouth and knocked Chunky unconscious. After this sporadic series of events, all the other monkey friends gasped with fear. The rest of the monkey friends tried to shake Chunky awake, but Chunky would not wake up. As Chunky lay on the ground, still as stone, the monkey friends prayed and prayed that he would eventually wake up. Unfortunately Chunky's soul went to Hell, where he met the devil and was berated for his clownery. Neha, Mansi, Konmal, Daniel, and Max, who were all on a HAND field trip to the zoo, witnessed this all happen, and this was our New Year's Eve.]]> 2022-01-13 01:18:28 UTC https://padlet.com/sashaanand151/934dcxpzyaf2n3sz/wish/1989368878