JOKE BOARD by

Reham

2020-11-06 13:28:08 UTC

Why do Witches fly brooms?
Because a Vacuum cleaner is way too heavy

Reham

2020-11-06 13:34:55 UTC

Why is Cinderella so bad at Soccer?
Because she runs away from the ball! (Ball aka the Prom or whatever its called)

Reham

2020-11-06 14:30:41 UTC

Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood :>

Reham

2020-11-07 01:38:42 UTC

What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?
B0o0-ts

Reham

2020-11-07 01:46:18 UTC

Why did the person quit smoking cold turkey?
The feathers made him cough

Anshi

2020-11-07 22:03:37 UTC

What did the little corn say to the mama corn????

Where is pop corn

Tasneem (comment for Reham's nurse joke)

2020-11-09 06:56:18 UTC

Why did she draw blood tho ;-;. Hmmm... Reham is sus...

Reham

2020-11-09 13:52:47 UTC

What did the Traffic Light say to the car?
Don't look! Im about to change.

Reham

2020-11-09 13:55:16 UTC

What did the shark say when he ate the ClownFish?
This Tastes A Little Funny

orange!!!

2020-11-09 18:34:38 UTC

what did the fruit orane say am i a color now?

Reham

2020-11-09 19:56:34 UTC

What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work?
A Stick

Reham

Re_ham — 2020-11-09 20:26:14 UTC

Today at the bank,an old lady asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over :l

Tasneem

2020-11-10 14:29:28 UTC

How can you tell witch end of the worm is witch? You tickle it and see witch end laughs.

2020-11-10 18:13:01 UTC

whats the best thing about Switzerland

i don't know but the flag is a big plus

plzzzzz give it a heart 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

2020-11-10 18:17:28 UTC

what has more lives then a cat

a frog because it croaks every night.

plzz give a heart

Reham (Made up Joke)

2020-11-11 18:46:51 UTC

Why did the Apple go to the doctor?
Because a human bit his cheek

what does a baby say to his stepfather

2020-11-11 19:45:14 UTC

he kinda sus..........

Fahmida [made up joke]

2020-11-17 15:37:07 UTC

what did the koala say to herself?

koala tea me time

give it a like

Fahmida

2020-11-17 15:43:37 UTC

what kind of tree fits in your hand?

a palm tree

Fahmida

2020-11-17 15:45:01 UTC

what did the nose say to the finger?

quit picking on me

Fahmida

2020-11-17 15:46:01 UTC

why did the picture go to jail?

because it was framed

Fahmida

2020-11-17 17:39:30 UTC

what do you give a sick penguin?

tweetment

Anshi

2020-11-17 20:33:11 UTC

Why couldn´t the little horse sing a lullaby???

Because she was little horse

Anshi

2020-11-17 21:34:09 UTC

Why did the bear run around his bed?

because he wanted to catch up on his sleep

Fahmida

2020-11-18 15:42:05 UTC

How do pickles enjoy a day out?

They relish it

Fahmida [more like a riddle]

2020-11-18 15:43:58 UTC

What kind of bow you can't tie?

a rainbow

Fahmida

2020-11-18 15:46:03 UTC

what did one eye say to the other eye?

between us something smells

Anshi😉😉😉

2020-11-18 15:47:49 UTC

what goes up and down up does not move???

stairs!!!

Fahmida

2020-11-18 15:48:25 UTC

what do you call a pig that does karate?

a pork chop

fahmida

2020-11-18 15:50:22 UTC

what do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus?

a porky pine

Anshi/Anny

2020-11-18 15:51:14 UTC

why did the boy through the clock out the window???

Because he wanted to see time fly

Fahmida/Cami

2020-11-18 15:52:12 UTC

what did the rock say to the ruler?

you rule

Anshi

2020-11-18 15:53:54 UTC

Why dont you ever see giraffes go to primary school???

because they are in high school

Cami/Fahmida

2020-11-18 15:54:16 UTC

what did the mug say to the fork?

fork it over

Cami

2020-11-18 15:55:36 UTC

what do you call an alligater in a vest?

an investegater

Fahmida/Cami

2020-11-18 15:57:13 UTC

what job did the frog have at the hotel?

bellhop

Anshi

2020-11-18 15:58:18 UTC

Whats white but cant climb trees???

A fridge!

Fahmida/Lou

2020-11-19 15:46:18 UTC

what did the big flower say to the little flower?

hi bud

Fahmida/Lou

2020-11-19 15:48:57 UTC

why was 6 afraid of 9 on new years eve?

because 987

Fahmida/Lou

2020-11-19 15:55:57 UTC

2019 went like a blur

my new years resoluition must have beeen too low

Fahmida/Lou [not true]

2020-11-19 15:58:22 UTC

why do i hate school?

because my teacher is a nerd

Reham

2020-11-19 20:15:41 UTC

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya Who
Wow someone is excited!

Ms. Tarr

ktarr3 — 2020-11-19 20:21:12 UTC

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

???anirban

2020-11-21 02:24:48 UTC

what did the window say to the 0 we are almost the same

Anshi/Made up

2020-11-21 20:30:42 UTC

Why do people climb up the mountain??

Because they think they will get the drink mountain dew

Fahmida [made up]

2020-11-22 20:28:29 UTC

what do you call a mom thats happy?

Happy mothers day

Anshi

2020-11-22 20:34:57 UTC

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me.

Anshi

2020-11-23 01:23:26 UTC

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

Anshi

2020-11-23 01:29:37 UTC

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

2020-11-23 13:44:43 UTC

hi there:

2020-11-23 13:46:28 UTC

c
:-)
<:-)

Fahmida

2020-11-23 14:06:22 UTC

what did the sience book say to the math book?

wow, you,ve got problems

Fahmida

2020-11-23 14:08:05 UTC

whats a cats favorite color?

purrr-ple

Fahmida

2020-11-23 14:09:53 UTC

what has ears but can't hear?

a cornfeild

Fahmida

2020-11-23 14:24:50 UTC

why didn't the orange win the race?

because he ran out of juice

Fahmida

2020-11-23 14:26:02 UTC

what do you call a duck that steals?

a robber duck

Fahmida

2020-11-23 14:27:19 UTC

why did the banana go to the doctor?

because it wasn't peeling well

.

2020-11-24 16:50:58 UTC

Reham =)

2020-11-24 20:07:27 UTC

why did the gym close down?

Its just because it didn't work out

Anshi

2020-11-26 18:43:50 UTC

What key has legs and can't open a door?

A turkey

Reham =) (Dumbest Joke)

2020-11-30 13:04:04 UTC

Why did the Turkey cross the road

To PROVE it wasn't a Chicken.

Reham =)

2020-11-30 13:06:00 UTC

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here I go on ahead"

Reham =)

2020-11-30 13:11:27 UTC

*Psst* Did you HEAR about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.

Reham =)

2020-11-30 13:19:11 UTC

What did the lipstick try say to the makeup lover?
"OMG maybe you should EAT some lipstick to be pretty on the inside too"

Reham =)

2020-12-01 14:41:54 UTC

What did one candle say to the other?
Don't Bdays burn you up?

Reham =)

2020-12-01 14:45:11 UTC

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

Reham =)

2020-12-01 14:49:42 UTC

When did the pilgrims first say "God bless America?"
When they first heard America sneeze.

Tasneem~

2020-12-02 20:15:24 UTC

A farmer told his dog to find the sheep and round them up. When the dog came back he asked how many sheep there were and the dog said “50”. The farmer said “Hmm, that’s funny. There were only forty-seven this morning.” The dog replied: “You said round them up.”

Tasneem~

2020-12-03 13:19:06 UTC

What do you call a alligator detective?

A investi-gator!

Tasneem~

2020-12-03 13:32:51 UTC

If someone calls you ugly, have a good comeback and say,"Excuse me, I am not a mirror".

Tasneem~

2020-12-03 13:37:27 UTC

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because it will be a foot! (Found this poor dog with a really long skull.) :c

Tasneem~

2020-12-03 13:58:45 UTC

I have never met a three, but I have metaphor.. (Met a four lol)

Anshi

2020-12-03 20:23:12 UTC

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!

Anshi

2020-12-03 20:25:35 UTC

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.

Reham =)

2020-12-03 23:32:55 UTC

What is black when its clean and white when its dirty?
A Chalkboard.

Reham =)

2020-12-03 23:37:37 UTC

What has no life but still can die?

A battery

Reham =)

2020-12-03 23:41:14 UTC

What has 88 keys but cannot open a SINGLE door?
A piano

Reham =)

2020-12-03 23:43:45 UTC

What has legs but cannot walk?
A chair duh

Reham =)

2020-12-03 23:47:03 UTC

What is at the end of a rainbow?
A w.

Reham =) (Not making fun of beggars)

2020-12-03 23:50:07 UTC

(Not a joke) Im so rich when I grow up I wan't to be like my mom!

A beggar!

(Didn't want to put a picture that would be rude =)

Reham =)

2020-12-04 00:00:09 UTC

What teaches without talking?

A book

Anshi

2020-12-05 01:39:40 UTC

whats a cats favorite color?

purrr-ple

Anshi

2020-12-05 18:52:36 UTC

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday.

Anshi

2020-12-05 18:53:26 UTC

What goes up but never comes down?

Your age

Anshi

2020-12-05 19:00:24 UTC

What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday???

A year old

Anshi

2020-12-05 19:03:08 UTC

Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

Because it had more cents

Anshi

2020-12-06 01:25:07 UTC

What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

Reham =)

2020-12-07 12:40:40 UTC

What flies without wings?
Time

Reham =)

2020-12-07 12:42:39 UTC

I have no wings but i can still fly.
I have no eyes but i can still cry.

what am i?

A cloud

Reham =)

2020-12-07 12:46:07 UTC

I have a face but no eyes.
I have hands but no arms.

What am i?

The annoying clock on my wall.

Anshi

2020-12-09 01:12:08 UTC

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Anshi

2020-12-09 01:34:18 UTC

Knock, knock
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Anshi

2020-12-10 03:16:14 UTC

Knock knock
Whos there???
Donut.
Donut who???
Donut open this present until Christmas!

Anshi

2020-12-10 03:32:41 UTC

What do Santa's little helpers like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole???

Elf-abet soup!!!

Anshi

2020-12-10 03:37:28 UTC

What music do Santa's elfs like best

Wrap music.

Anshi

2020-12-10 03:40:26 UTC

How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas?

Santa-tizer.

Anshi

2020-12-10 03:42:25 UTC

What was Santa's favorite subject in school?

Chemis-tree!

Anshi

2020-12-12 18:47:53 UTC

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

“Can you smell carrots?”

Anshi

2020-12-12 18:49:25 UTC

What do angry mice send to each other in December?

Cross mouse cards!

Anshi

2020-12-12 18:51:42 UTC

What is the wettest kind of animal in Santa’s workshop?

A Rain-Deer

Anshi

2020-12-12 18:55:19 UTC

Why is Santa so jolly?

He has a really great sense of elf.

Anshi

2020-12-16 14:07:42 UTC

What does a space monster were to bed???

Space Jammies

Anshi

2020-12-17 04:00:54 UTC

What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?

It looks like rain, deer.

Anshi

2020-12-17 04:03:26 UTC

What do elves post on Facebook?

Elf-ies!

Anshi

2020-12-17 04:07:43 UTC

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.

Abdullah Memessssssssss

2021-01-04 16:13:02 UTC

writing sus because you don't know

how to spell suspicious [no man writing sus because it's cool [yeah boi]

wanna hear a really funny joke

2022-10-12 16:14:32 UTC

women

wanna hear joke

2022-10-12 16:15:03 UTC

women