JOKES!! by Màriau Traver https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t Tell us a joke! en-us 2018-10-03 09:15:15 UTC 2020-12-02 15:41:38 UTC hello@padlet.com DANCER mariaueoics https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/963239656 Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. 
Boy: What are the two things? 
Girl: Your feet.]]> 2020-11-26 11:35:08 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/963239656 Joke https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/963651041 A mother says to her child:

-A little bird told me that you take drugs!
-The one who takes drugs is you who talk to little birds!

Noelia

]]> 2020-11-26 14:41:48 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/963651041 Joke https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/963665186 Aunt Teresa,  what do you paint yourself for?

- To be more beautiful.
- And...it takes a lot of time to do effect?

Noelia]]> 2020-11-26 14:47:13 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/963665186 https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/964085738 Joke 1
Why did the math book look so sad ?
Because it had so many problems ! 😂😂😂

Karima]]> 2020-11-26 18:08:18 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/964085738 https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/964097396 Joke 2
W : What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean ?
A : A blackboard. 🤣🤣🤣

Karima]]> 2020-11-26 18:14:40 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/964097396 Joke https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/964109910 This is a police and a thief.
Who is the bad guy?


The joke!!!!!

Elena]]> 2020-11-26 18:21:24 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/964109910 Joke corrected https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/964348729 There are a police and a thief.
Who is the bad? 


The joke!!!!!! 

Elena]]> 2020-11-26 20:51:24 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/964348729 Joke https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/966071327 It’s an Asterisk party.
A dot wants to go in but two asterisks stop him. They say him. It’s the Asterisk party and the dot says: that? I can’t put on hair gel!!!

Tamari]]> 2020-11-27 17:27:06 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/966071327 https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/967374830 Joke
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner 
Trini 


]]> 2020-11-28 18:57:13 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/967374830 https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/967394378 Joke
A mother to her daughter : Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.  But teach a  man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend 
Trini ]]> 2020-11-28 19:16:24 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/967394378 JOKE marinaburgos3 https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/968919656 - Jaimito, how much is 2x2?
- A tie.
- And 2x1?
- An offer!

Marina]]> 2020-11-29 16:15:46 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/968919656 JOKE marinaburgos3 https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/968934214 - Mom, Mom, I almost got a 10 today.
- All right, but why almost?
- Because they put it to my partner next door.

Marina
]]> 2020-11-29 16:25:54 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/968934214 https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/971318895 Joke  3
Teacher : "You copied from johnny's exam paper, didn't you?"
Student : "How did you know"
Teacher:  johnny's paper says  "I don't know" and you put, "me neither !"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Karima]]> 2020-11-30 14:18:13 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/971318895 https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/980225546 Joke


A boy tells his friend:
Boy: do you like my new glasses?
Friend: the truth, is that not very much
Boy: they are progressive
Friend: ok! Then I’ll like them

Rosa]]> 2020-12-02 15:39:10 UTC https://padlet.com/mariaueoics/8pyodns1oc2t/wish/980225546