Dad Jokes Submission by Ain Lager https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o (1) Post your best dad jokes here! (2) Upvote the jokes that you like. en-us 2025-06-03 05:37:59 UTC 2025-06-04 03:58:24 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet.net/icons/8.0/png/1f0cf.png [Dad's Name Here] Daniel (Example) mrslager https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3476960341 Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.

]]> 2025-06-03 05:44:27 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3476960341 JasonH https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478018775 What do you call a factory that makes an ok product?


Satisfactory

]]> 2025-06-04 01:02:08 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478018775 Andrew L andrewlj https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478019424 My dad always said, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket." Which is why our house is currently filled with individual egg cartons.

]]> 2025-06-04 01:02:36 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478019424 Richard lidongmei2017 https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478019826 Why did the scarecrow win an award?


Because he was outstanding in his field.

]]> 2025-06-04 01:02:50 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478019826 Ernest Fan https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478019887 Q: Why is the PAL room so hot?

A: Because we (the FAN family) left

]]> 2025-06-04 01:02:53 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478019887 Yeo Kian Heng https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478021108 Why did the pencil go to school? Because it wanted to be a sharp student!

]]> 2025-06-04 01:03:46 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478021108 Jon https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478021720 Which tea is usually bitter?


Reality.

]]> 2025-06-04 01:04:12 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478021720 Didi https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478022706 How do penguins build it's house?

Igloos itself together.

]]> 2025-06-04 01:04:56 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478022706 Qamarul qamarul_104 https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478022729 I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any. Hidden, get it? =P

]]> 2025-06-04 01:04:57 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478022729 Ben https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478022852 Why did the key slide down the slide?

Answer: Because it want to be a kiwi (Key-Wee).

]]> 2025-06-04 01:05:02 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478022852 Salleh https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478022929 What fruit that can slide?

A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

]]> 2025-06-04 01:05:06 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478022929 Aldric andrewlj https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478023050 What show is alive?

A 'live' show...


]]> 2025-06-04 01:05:11 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478023050 Prince Saqeef’s Dad g6kgzz4sqk https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478023961 Which building is the tallest in the world?

Tick tock..

Tick tock..

Tick tock..


Ans:- mosque..

Becoz it touches the star and crescent moon.

]]> 2025-06-04 01:05:46 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478023961 Razil https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478024839 Why do Pinochio stands on his nose?


Cos his nose grew one foot.

]]> 2025-06-04 01:06:23 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478024839 xuyan https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478025610 Why read books? Because knowledge wants to enter my brain

]]> 2025-06-04 01:06:51 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478025610 Md Sharrif https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478025986 Why can the frog jump higher than the eiffel tower?

Because the eifful tower can't jump

]]> 2025-06-04 01:07:06 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478025986 Ganesan (Samanth 2PE) geekay5169 https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478026733 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?


TEN-TICKLES

]]> 2025-06-04 01:07:34 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478026733 Movinboii https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478028603 Knock , Knock

Who's there ??

Ice cream

Ice cream who ??

Ice cream so you

Can hear me !!

]]> 2025-06-04 01:08:35 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478028603 Tan Peng Long https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478029550 - What is between 7 and 9 ?

Answer: "and"

]]> 2025-06-04 01:09:10 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478029550 Kevin https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478035430 What did the pig say to itself when it is too fat.


I’m a hamfatpiggy!!!!!





]]> 2025-06-04 01:12:46 UTC https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478035430 Adrian https://padlet.com/mrslager/8pl3yig2lhi6tz2o/wish/3478179035 1. Q: Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

A: He was just going through a stage.

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