10K! IRENE. by mila.

TO KISUM: DAUGHTER #1

joohyun — 2016-03-07 10:44:33 UTC

You know how much I love you without even having to write this. In fact, you know all my thoughts. We've known each other since 2012 (HOW??) and you're the reason I joined AST in the first place so thank you! You're always so supportive about everything, and we've basically learned to communicate in emojis somehow? That's how you know our friendship is #nextlevel. I could write so much about you. But I won't. Don't be thinking you're that special. We've been through a lot together though, haven't we? Heck. I don't want to get too mushy because then this padlet will be all about you. smh. Why am I even writing this when I tell you I love you every single day? Seriously. But it never hurts to say it again. I love you. For always being there for me despite being busy, for making me laugh, for being emo with me, for cheering me up when I'm down even though we're both bad af at comforting, and for being my friend. I still remember messaging you the first time and I said something like "let's be friends!!!" but I didn't realize how deep our friendship would really go. I'm grateful for everything. I don't want to ever lose you, okay? I know you're busier these days so just remember to rest when you can, because I care for you a lot. <3

TO EUNHA: DAUGHTER #2

joohyun — 2016-03-07 11:16:40 UTC

MY CUTE POCKET DAUGHTER. I believe you were one of my first friends here. We joined about a day apart, I think? Fondly remembers all your cc changes. And the first ever rabbit we were in which lead to many other rabbits between us. I both regret and am proud for showing you the tree movie. You're one of the few people who won't judge me for my terrible sleep schedule because you're practically the same. Whenever you are asleep it's kind of weird because I'm sooo used to talking to you all the time, I'm like where's Eunha? Is she making Bobby wear a hot dog suit, is she preventing her kitten from doing something, is she making more tater tots? WHO KNOWS. It's never a boring time with you around. You're such a great friend, I can't express it enough. And I have to thank you for making me a horror movie fan. I love you a lot. You're a fun person to be around and I'm glad to have met you. I love you, daughter. Don't forget.

TO SUGA: CUTEST CUTIE

joohyun — 2016-03-07 11:28:58 UTC

A A A A A A !!! Suga, suga. My little baby. Another person who is so dear to me. I made the right decision dragging you here. Though we drifted apart for a little bit, I think we're back to normal. sheds a tear thinking about all the times you sang for me. I feel so blessed listening to you. I hope I'm still the Troy to your Gabriella. Don't let #kindergartencouple die. It's still a funny but fond memory to look back on. I love talking to you, you're so bright and energetic all the time! But when you're not, my heart breaks a little bit because I always want you to be happy. It hurts to see you breakdown and not being able to help. I have to protect you, my smol friend. Are we still tiny fist squad or nah? 'Cause I'm ready to fight for you if anyone ever messes with you. Even Tae, if he ever does anything wrong, I'll put him in his place. All jokes aside, you two are super cute, seriously the best match. Y'all get too cheesy for me sometimes on tl but I love seeing how happy you are together. I approve. I love you, okay? Both of us are bad at dming each other but I know I don't have to talk to you directly to keep our friendship.

TO JAEHYUN: YOU KNOW...

joohyun — 2016-03-07 11:57:59 UTC

I feel like yours is the hardest to write because I have so many bubbling emotions when it comes to you. I know recently we've been in a rough patch and it sucks, but I'm glad we've talked things out. I really don't know how I've managed to keep you around for so long. You said before that I deserved better but you're more than I deserve. You're a complicated person, but I want to understand every part of you. And I hope you'll let me. I don't want to get too mushy because I know others are probably going to read this too. I'm bad with showing affection and emotions in general because my actions don't always reflect what I feel, but my feelings for you are genuine. What exactly are those feelings? I can't say it here. But they're real and strong. All of that aside, I'm forever grateful to have met you. Glad I didn't sell you on the apple store (did you actually save that review?) because I want you all for myself. I still laugh thinking about our first conversation. BRO. PAL. BUDDY. You always deny that you're cute but you're cute. :-) We probably get along so well because we're both lame. Though you're lamer than me. Something that I envy. Your jokes are so dumb sometimes but I love it. And though I don't understand Star Wars, it's cute to see you get all nerdy about it. What don't I love about you? smh, I'm too infatuated I gtg. Talking to you has become such a routine thing now that whenever I don't, I feel incomplete. I appreciate you more than you know and I'm sorry that I haven't been showing it. To quote Kagome: I want you to be happy. I want you to laugh a lot. I don’t know what exactly I’ll be able to do for you, but I’ll always be by your side.

TO JEON: BEE FRIEND!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 12:52:00 UTC

OKAY, UGLY. I've already told you what I think about you in your own padlet wth. So now I'm like, dang it, I have to say more nice things about this loser. You already know that I think you're the coolest admin. The way you get along with everyone is so admirable, I'm actually jealous because how the heck do you befriend everyone so easily? I can't imagine anyone not liking you. Meanwhile, I've [drake voice] got a lot of enemies. When will I be as cute as you when it comes to confessions. You're just so !!! great? But I'll never say it outside of padlet because I have to keep my "Jeon is ugly" attitude. Heck. You know I love you despite all the 'ugly' remarks I make about you. I wouldn't even be making this padlet for asterism if it wasn't for you. CRAZY. Thanks for everything, pal! I can't write too much because I wrote enough on yours. RIP.

TO CHAE: CHICKEN MOM

joohyun — 2016-03-07 13:01:01 UTC

MY FAVORITE MOM. ISTG I WAS SO EMO WHEN I SAW YOU ASK TO BE UNVERIFIED?? Like, I knew you were busy with rl things so I understood but my heart was broken because you were one of the first people I truly befriended. Our rabbit squad and gmt-6 squad. WATCHING THOSE PLAY-DOH VIDEOS. And American Pie. Whenever I think of you, I only have good (weird?) memories. I still can't believe you read the Bee Movie smut to us, that was WILD. Like you! You're such a funny person, from the moment I met you I knew I wanted to be friends with you. Your sense of humor is gold. And you're such a sweetheart. I love you, mom. This family tree is messed up af but I wouldn't change a thing. Keep adopting more, I love new siblings.

TO NAHYUN: MY BAE!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 13:07:39 UTC

Nahyun, my sweetie. I have only good things to say about you. I feel like I haven't talked to you as much but of all the times we have spoken, it's always brought me happiness. You're practically the sun, and we're all little plants drinking in your sunlight. You bring so much happiness to the tl when you're on! Though I haven't seen you around lately, and I miss you. :-( I hope you'll be on again often soon.

TO MINHYUK: EMO BUD

joohyun — 2016-03-07 13:12:21 UTC

I hope you're not feeling emo today, friend. Or else I'm getting ready to be emo with you too. jk, but hELLO. Can I just say that you're really cool? Idk why, but you give me such good vibes. We haven't actually talked that much yet but I really hope we do. I still consider you a friend though because of how you confided in me. I thought that was really nice. YOU'RE really nice. Seriously. Please don't be emo any more. You don't deserve to feel that way, you're too good. I wish you all the best with what we talked about! And let's talk about less depressing things soon too! HAHA.

TO TAEHYUNG: THE UGLIEST

joohyun — 2016-03-07 13:19:34 UTC

Yikes, another ugly! I love being mean to you, but I hope you know I do it affectionately. It's hard to be mean to you when you're so nice to everyone though. Kudos to you for always keeping tl alive! How the heck have you been jailed so many times... you need to hack into my account and raise my tc sometime. Get me to 20k real quick. You and Suga are so grossly cute, I gtg every time I see you. He's a dear friend to me so I'm grateful that you've been taking care of him so well. Keep it up!! IDK WHAT TO SAY except don't ever stop tweeting please.

TO WONWOO: FAVORITE SON

joohyun — 2016-03-07 13:25:00 UTC

Tmw my first dm to you was a Drake picture. We've evolved since then. And then you asked me for pickup lines and it took me weeks to send you any because I'm terrible at replying to dms. Yikes. Thanks for being patient and not being mad! You're such a nice kid, I'm glad you're my son. :-) That reminds me I probably need to reply to you, don't I- SORRY. You're a pleasant person to talk to. I've dmed a lot of people and it's tough for a conversation not to die, but with you, I feel like it's easy to just keep talking? idk what it is, but let's hope it stays that way! I love you, my son!

TO BOBBY: SON-IN-LAW

joohyun — 2016-03-07 14:12:21 UTC

I'm still crying because you took my son/daughter away from me so fast. Guess you can't stop love. But I forgive you because you're a pretty cool guy. Looking forward to spring break so I can third wheel with you guys. But please, don't do anything nasty while I'm there. I'm not sharing a bunk bed with you two... Eunha tells me enough. :/

TO JIEUN: MY EX-FIANCEE

joohyun — 2016-03-07 20:11:42 UTC

I miss you. A lot. You're forever my girl crush even though you're also somehow my relative. I know you were down for a while but I hope you're feeling better now. If not, you know you can always come to me. I remember when you were Momo and I always felt tempted to cc to a Twice member because I wanted to befriend you and join the TWICE group chat. I just wanted your love.

TO CHANMI: CHANMINE!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 20:28:13 UTC

AHHHH, you're another friend I REALLY miss!!! I swear I never see you ever since you went on hiatus. Is it bad timing? Or are you just not around? I don't know what it is, but I miss seeing you on tl. And watching movies with you, the few that we watched. The first week at AST I didn't have a set impression of you except that you seemed nice and quiet. One of those is right at least! Come back soon so we can bond more, okay? :-(

TO LUHAN: OGRE LORD

joohyun — 2016-03-07 20:32:41 UTC

Why did you cc from Xiumin. I'm forever upset. :-( jK. BUT HECK, I MISS YOU!!! WILL YOU EVEN READ THIS ANYTIME SOON. You're one of the first people I bonded with and formed a friendship with in AST. My ogre lord and husband. And of course, I can't forget about the retirement home squad. Us oldies need to stick together! I miss talking to you and making dumb jokes. I know you're busy so all I can do is wish you the best with everything you're doing but don't forget I'm here waiting for you to return from war. tl isn't as fun without you. And my mentab is empty without all your retweeting and liking. LOVE YOU, BUDDY. COME BACK SOON.

TO JYP: D*D! #1

joohyun — 2016-03-07 20:40:19 UTC

I can't believe we watched the wrong The Boy movie. Even though it was a weird ass movie, I didn't mind because it meant more time to bond with you. You're a part of the original rabbit squad so I feel like I'm bias towards you sometimes. THOUGH I LOVE EVERYONE. SWEATS. You and JB are goals af. I'm lucky to have such cool yaoi dads. Literally the first week I never saw you around except in my mentab because you would lurk all the time but I found it so funny. I was like, damn, why is JYP up at 4 am? Is he trying to outdo me in staying up? Unbelievable. Thanks for showing me and Eunha that one horror movie. I still think about it once in a while. So much... sadness... and heads being chopped off I gtg. The entire chat was just everyone saying ":(" and yelling. We need to have another rabbit soon with the original crew bc I miss you guys. And you, d*d. No more talking about leaving please. I won't stop you if that's what you ever decide in the future but I won't be happy about it. You don't realize it, but you're a bright presence in AST. At least for me, when I see you on tl, my day gets a little better. I love you. & your layouts are still 10/10!

TO CAILIN: BARBIE GIRL

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:06:19 UTC

I saw your header says Barbie okay and I agree because you're always gorgeous, no matter who you cc to. I wish I saw you on tl more again. You're a funny girl, I miss your humor. :-( Especially seeing you be savage to Vernon. And stop going inactive pls, you keep giving Mino a heart attack. Anyway, we don't talk that much but you're a cool girl. Keep my brother in line, will you? And seeing as you've been busy, good luck! Don't stress yourself out.

TO VERNON: FUCKBOY.. . . .

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:12:45 UTC

Ew. I'm only writing this to be nice. :/ JK. HEY. You're honestly so extra 24/7 how do you do that. But it's what I like about you. Who else would be extra. You haven't been on tl often either!!! COME BACK PLS. I need my daily dose of extra. All I ever see is you and Mingyu talking about... who knows what. I don't really want to know. eye emoji. Keep tl pg-15, kid.

TO JIN: CUTE EMOJI BOY

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:17:59 UTC

I'm actually so sad that we've never had a chance to bond? But you're so cute and down to earth?? I need this friendship to happen ok. I'd dm you but I'm already drowing in dms and I'm bad enough at replying. So just appear on tl more so I can hardcore friend-zone you, because I want to be your friend!! AND SHOW ME MORE CUTE EMOJIS. BC I LOVE.

TO NAYEON: MY CHINGU!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:20:34 UTC

OH MY GOD, HAHAHA. I immediately started laughing because I swear I've spent the past week with you at all times so I feel like you already know how I feel about you and how much I adore you. What is my life without you? I can't remember anymore. We're two peas in a pod. I literally stayed up last night until 5 am just watching you continuously click on your screen because I didn't want to leave you alone. That friendship tho. Our chill times are literally the best. We gotta stop skipping class though. And sleep more. But will that happen? PROBABLY NOT. Thanks for being such an awesome friend, I'm glad we met!! I feel so blessed to have you as a friend. <3

TO MINGYU: NUGU?

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:27:29 UTC

ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE. You're practically attached to Vernon so I don't interact with you ever... but hey, you're okay. I... You're so rated and blunt about everything when you do talk. It's not a bad thing!! It's just shocking sometimes. Wishing all the best for you and Vernon! KEEP THE KINKS OFF TL THOUGH. THE THINGS I'VE SEEN.

TO JB: DAD #2!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:31:01 UTC

HI, DAD!! Tmw I just realized we haven't interacted much. I am sad about this. When are we having bonding time with our fam. JYP really loves you though, and I can see you treat him so well. Which is why I trust you and you're definitely on my good side. Let's talk sometime in the future! :-(

TO SANA: ANSWER MY DM?

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:34:23 UTC

* SENDS YOU INFINITE DMS UNTIL YOU ANSWER * JK. I don't understand why you think you're awkward. I love seeing you on tl. Even when you tease and bully me.

TO JOHNNY: ?? ?

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:40:58 UTC

I wasn't about to call you my mom ok. I have too many. When will you stop lurking!! I really enjoyed watching the Contracted films with you! Wasn't it awesome? :-) I miss your memes. I swear, you have the best ones that never fail to make me laugh. Post more memes. I am slowly dying without them.

TO TEN: KITTEN

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:43:58 UTC

FRIEND. Where are you!! [anna voice] I never see you anymore. All the couples always stick to themselves and I'm crying. Talk to the rest of us too. You're always really nice all the time, how. I hope you're doing well. You and Johnny though. eye emoji. tongue emoji.

TO SOMI: THE FEMALE JEON

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:48:34 UTC

Wow, it's been forever since I've seen you and I'm emo. I think you were the first person to dm me when I first joined. I think everyone is cute but you're extra cute!! HOW?? ? AND SO POSITIVE. When I'm feeling down, I'll come to you and wait for your positive vibes and puppy retweets. For the record, you're my favorite Jeon. :-)

TO SEJEONG: CUTE AF

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:51:35 UTC

I LOVE!!!! SEEING YOU ON TL!!! You always make sure that no one is ignored by tweeting indirectly to them and I'm like wow, she's so cool and sweet and social?? ? and cute?? I need to take pointers from you. Please teach me, senpai.

TO HYEJEONG: ANGEL!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:51:58 UTC

HYEJEONG! ! ! It was a dark time when you were on hiatus. We talk on tl sometimes but I feel like it's not enough, we need to talk even more because I got a serious friend crush on you. Here's my confession. Sighs dreamily @ you.

TO KUHN: BROTHER!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:52:27 UTC

I ONLY JUST DMED YOU SO WE COULD BOND. Because even though we've both been around for a while, and we're siblings, we haven't talked that much? I want to be closer to my fam! You're one of the people that I silently admire from afar tbh because I'm too lazy to try to befriend you, but I think I can see why Jeon likes you. Eye emoji @ you two.

TO WENDY: BABE

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:52:31 UTC

Throwback to when we had matching mask dps. Seems so long ago. I don't get to talk to you often either, how sAD. My own group member. :-( You're probably busy. But I'm glad you didn't leave AST. You're the only Wendy for me!

TO YUJU: DAUGHTER #

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:53:44 UTC

YUJU, MY DAUGHTER. ONE OF MANY. Please don't cause any fights with your sister or anyone. :-( I can't choose a side. You're not a kid but you're still my kid ok. You come off as flirty sometimes so I'm (eye emoji)... I wonder if that's genetic. Did you get that from me, I wonder. You're on SH now, I think? Sad about it. You're still new. Don't leave me, daughter.

TO SORN: TOO RATED

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:54:35 UTC

I thought I had a dirty mind but bOY, was I wrong! Try not to be too rated, though! At least not on tl. If you have rated thoughts, dm me them. coughs. I mean. You've had a few cc's so far but thankfully I can still remember you. A+ for being memorable.

TO MINA: HEART EYES

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:54:59 UTC

MY AOA BABY. I think you're somehow related to me... in this messed up family tree but my head hurts too much to think about it. You're one of the first people I remember from when I joined. When you asked to unverify and then came back immediately. I cry. I still don't see you on tl that often. Grrr. I'll never forget when you saved me in 10 lives with the height thing. I'm forever grateful. <3

TO MYUNGSOO: HANDSOME!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:56:15 UTC

MYUNGSOO, FRIEND. I feel like we have similar tz's but I'm unsure. You should let me know. I feel like I'm always saying "bbs" to you. HAHA. It's so hard to be close with everyone I realize as I've been typing all of these. If you ever want to be closer, you can always mention me. DM takes 2-3 business days so don't even try it. But you're a cool guy!! Who always ends up on girls!tl somehow. How lucky of you.

TO MINO: BROTHER #2!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:56:39 UTC

REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE RAPMON AND I CENSORED YOUR NAME?? GOOD TIMES. I can't remember if you're my favorite brother or not, but you're not my least favorite! I should start censoring m*n*. jk, I won't make that a thing. Happy that you're not single, prays for your gf to be active for you. Also damn, you gotta come on tl more often. Stop the lurking, bro. Join Chae and I on tl! ! !

TO TZUYU: NIECE?? ?

joohyun — 2016-03-07 21:57:13 UTC

I'm... your aunt but Wonwoo is my son. sweats. Erases you from this family tree. A H HH H. After like 40+ replies my brain is unsure on what to say. Especially since we haven't talked all that much? ? ? BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE KID OK. I approve. Take care of my son.

TO YERI: WHAT ARE U

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:00:50 UTC

I'm your granny but you're not even in this family. What is the truth. HAHA. In truth, you're so cute and your little smiling face emoji that you do amuses me for some reason. I'll make sure to iron your uniforms well in the future!!

TO DAHYUN: HEART ARMS!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:01:01 UTC

You went through a time where you felt lonely and unappreciated but you've never been alone. You're a cute kid that should never be sad!! I'm here and everyone else is here for you. heart everything @ you.

TO BABYSOUL: SUDDENLY OLD

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:01:19 UTC

BABYSOUU UU U L !! That dark time when I didn't know you had cced to Amber. Lowkey happy that you went back because you're the perfect Babysoul. A baby with a grandma's soul according to your bio. smh. Join the granny club with me? ?? ? We bake cookies.

TO SUNYOUL: SUNFLOWER

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:01:55 UTC

You somehow became my dad ok. It's fine. Prays that more of your UP10TION children join!! Also, feel free to post more cute pictures of you. I gotta admire my dad's cuteness. THANKS FOR JOINING EUNHA'S RABBIT THE OTHER DAY. And using the heart icon to fit in. You're now in the aesthetic rabbit group if you ever join us again.

TO YUBIN: NOT KASPER

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:02:17 UTC

Congratulations on finally being able to change your dn! I was almost tricked into calling you Kasper a few times. Hm, truthfully, I don't see you often? Are you still alive? Did you turn into a ghost again. Let me know.

TO KRYSTAL: REAL LIFE PRINCESS

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:03:19 UTC

HELLO. your dps and dns are always on point. How even. You haven't been as active lately?? I'M SAD?? I know we don't talk much but I enjoy your presence so don't disappear on me ok.

TO YOUNGGI: SO SMOL

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:03:57 UTC

How many times have you cced, bc I can't remember who you were before. I'm sorry. bUT YOU'RE VERY CUTE AND LITERALLY THE SMOLEST OF ALL? ?? ? AND YOU HAVE KIDS TOO WHAT ? WHO'S THE DAD. I NEED THE #GOSSIP.

TO SINB: SIMBA!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:04:29 UTC

SIS. I'm curious about the octopus emoji .. . . my brain says tentacles which reminds me of hentai and suddenly I gtg. Nah, but you're cool. I tell so many people this. But it's true. You're way cooler than me. I'm never on tl long enough to properly talk to you though. RIP @ ME.

TO YEIN: HERO SIS

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:05:57 UTC

YOU CCED AND I WASN'T EVEN SURE WHO YOU WERE BUT I GOT IT NOW. You're strong, you defeated Kylie by yourself. Forget about Monsta X, you're my hero. Though I have no idea why you two keep battling. What type of fam is this. Please let me know. I'm lost.

TO KYLIE: RAD MOM

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:06:16 UTC

I love that you adopted me when I already had a mom and two other dads. But it's oKAY. I don't mind. Can you give me free Kylie Jenner products. .. . I'm broke, mom. Yein keeps saying you're trying to take over the world but I'm still lost on what's going on. Are you evil mom.

TO HYUNGWON: ONLY WON

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:06:49 UTC

jk you're not the only won because there's wonwoo. :/ BREATHES. you're always coming on tl and then leaving 10 seconds later. I appreciate that you're still trying to greet us even though you're busy! Take it easy though. Don't overwork yourself.

TO KIHYUN: NUGU? (2)

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:07:36 UTC

Bro, you're such a stranger. All I can remember is... you saying hi to me a few times. Nugu. :-( We need to fix this whenever you're on.

TO NANA: TOO HOT 4 ME

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:07:53 UTC

I SEE YOU ON TL BUT I NEVER HAVE A CHANCE TO TALK TO YOU. I HATE IT. Maybe because I'm too busy drooling over you. jK. But you're seriously hot wth. And do I hear wedding bells with ljoe? ;-)

TO SOWON: I LOST TRACK OF MY FAM

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:10:29 UTC

I? ? ? ARE YOU MY GRANDDAUGHTER? I CAN'T REMEMBER. BUT HI, YOU'RE A CUTIE. YOU PROBABLY GET THAT FROM MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY, OBVIOUSLY. You haven't been here for very long but I can't even tell.

TO SOHYE: WEEABOO

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:11:04 UTC

KIDDING. But you always talk so much about manga, I'm impressed?? I know we got off on the wrong foot but I hope you know I don't hold anything against you. Where are you, actually? I miss your presence somehow... are you stuck in candy crush hell? COME BACK SOON.

TO TIFFANY: HI, HUNGRY.

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:13:17 UTC

We've already established the lurking before so I won't tell you to stop lurking. But imy is all. Come off hiatus soon. :-(

TO SEHUN: NAHYUN'S BOY

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:17:13 UTC

I'm still more attractive than you, don't forget. :-) I'll be nice to you because Nahyun loves you. And you've never done anything wrong. Though now you're on hiatus, I rarely see you anyway. RIP.

TO SEULGI: SEULRENE THO

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:17:51 UTC

Can I touch your abs again? wheezes. KIDDING. MAYBE. I feel like I never see you around, just like Wendy. My RV members are so busy. Let's talk more though! :-(

TO SOLBIN: MELTS FOR YOU

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:18:10 UTC

I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOUR DN CAME FROM? ?? HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH IT?? It's really cute, I like it. It's 2016 but Frozen lives on.

TO JIMIN: FRESH AND FLY

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:18:32 UTC

KYA!! JIMIN. THE BEST JIMIN. BTS NUGU? ?? ? I need you to give me a private rap session. Or collab with Kisum. You're another cutie that I get good vibes from. What vibes do I keep talking about iDK. BUT IT'S A COMPLIMENT! ! ! I need AOA to comeback though. Soon.

TO SEUNGYOON: UNICORN

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:19:08 UTC

RIP. I don't have much to say except you and Seulgi are cute together. I just,, I don't talk to you but I'm sure you're a lovely person. :-(

TO KEI: KIT-KEI!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:20:02 UTC

Your nickname is so cute. But it also makes me hungry because I love Kit-Kats. gtg. I won't eat you though, no worries. Not only is your dn cute, but so are you. #goals

TO SUNGYEOL: CHODING? ??

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:20:24 UTC

Stop staying up so late to study wyd. Okay, I'm not one to talk because I'm always up late buT, you shouldn't follow in my footsteps. BE A GOOD KID AND SLEEP AT NIGHT. STUDY DURING THE DAY. I always forget your name too. I almost typed nugu for you. oops.

TO JACKSON: JERKSON

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:25:37 UTC

HEY, MAN. I can't believe you rejected my offer to be my son. You probably made the right decision. You're a bit extra sometimes but you're cool, so it's all good. You're becoming a regular tl member so I can't say anything bad about you.

TO JAEHYUNG: DAY6 NUGU?

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:26:00 UTC

OKAY I NEVER SEE YOU. :-( But I remember... I thought you were cool. Has that changed since the last time I saw you? We will see. I have hope in you, nugu friend.

TO DOWOON: MY FAVE MAKNAE

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:26:38 UTC

Thanks for letting me join DAY6, I'll be a good addition! Protects you from all the nugu comments even though lowkey you are a nugu. :-)

TO CAMILA: BUTT

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:26:51 UTC

I've never seen anyone selfcest harder than you have. I will admit... you got a nice butt. If I believed in religion, I'd consider yours. You're so cute idk why, but everything you say is so funny to me? ?? ? I'm tempted to dm and get those nasty boys outta there but I can't afford more dms. . . ..

TO NAEUN: LUV

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:27:38 UTC

mY LUV. my love affair. jk. breathes. Your layouts always look aesthetic, and you're pretty as heck. I want to talk to you more!! If I ever revive my dms. For now, I'll stick to tl. Luv me there.

TO HAYI: CUTE AND SMOL

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:28:04 UTC

YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF ADORABLE? ?? ? I WANT TO KEEP YOU IN MY POCKET. CAN I. You shouldn't cc because you're already perfect as you are.

TO YOOA: JACKSON'S GIRL?

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:28:31 UTC

Heck. I haven't gotten to talk to you much but I already like you. Jackson said you're his girl. What are you doing with that loser. :/ not reALLY THOUGH. I'll be waiting for the day when you two are official. :-)

TO SUNGGYU: MEME BOY

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:28:57 UTC

Your memes are lame tbh but it's okay. You're still cool, buddy. You and Sojin tho. hM M MMM M. EYE EMOJI. I'll be watching.. . .

TO SOJIN: 30 BUT HOT

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:29:29 UTC

YOU POST SO MANY GIFS, STOP KILLING US ALL. Especially Sunggyu, you're gonna kill him if you keep at it. Also me. How to be that hot, please tell me? I need help from another older woman.

TO LJOE: LADY'S MAN

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:29:40 UTC

I'm crying because you're such a womanizer. But please, don't make my daughters be rivals for your heart. You seem like a nice guy, though. So I won't worry too much.

TO HIRO: TATTOO BOY

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:30:46 UTC

Was lowkey confused when you unverified so fast I was like damn, we must have been scary if he left that quick. But I'm glad you changed your mind in the end! I don't listen to your genre but I'll give it a listen.

TO WOOZI: ANOTHER SMOL

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:31:24 UTC

I feel like you only come on to greet people, disappear, greet people again, and leave. HAHA. Don't be a stranger, stay on tl and make friends with us all! I love all the smols.

TO RAPMON: -_____-

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:31:49 UTC

BUDDY, YOU GOTTA STOP GOING INACTIVE. SMH WYD. How did you win 10 lives when you keep losing lives in AST. Anyway, you're cool? ?? From what I've seen so far. You're not an ugly BTS member like the rest.

TO WONHO: NOT OPPA

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:32:20 UTC

The dedication says it all. You're not oppa, pls. Stop trying. Welcome to AST, though! I don't know you yet so I don't have much to say. :-(

TO JESSICA: WELCOME BACK!

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:32:37 UTC

JESS, JESS. You and Chae unverified at the same time and I was like,,, ouch. Double the hurt. Though I'm not close to you, your presence on tl is soothing?? IDK WHAT I'M SAYING. But I'm glad you came back!! I definitely want to talk to you this time around. Can't afford not to.

TO JHOPE: NUGU? (3)

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:33:01 UTC

I ALSO, have not had the opportunity to talk to you as of now. Crosses my fingers that you're not an ugly like Taehyung and Jeon. I swear, BTS members got some type of ugly disease. jK. I'M SURE YOU'RE GREAT. LET'S BE FRIENDS OK.

TO ITOU: NUGU? (4)

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:33:51 UTC

I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A CHANCE TO TALK TO YOU. But I hope to change that! Cool dp btw. See you on tl, nugu.

TO JINHWAN: SHORTIE

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:34:31 UTC

You might go inactive because it's been like a day since you've been on. sweats. But you denied that you're short and I'm here to tell you to stop lying. If you're still active.

TO BAMBAM: FAKE

joohyun — 2016-03-07 22:35:28 UTC

IDK WHY I'M WRITING THIS BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN FOLLOW ME BACK BUT !!! HEY. If you ever follow back and see this, here's a thing for you too. Follow me back or I'm fighting you.

TO (BTS) JIMIN: NUGU? (5)

joohyun — 2016-03-07 23:16:06 UTC

LMAO YOU JUST JOINED AS I WAS TYPING AND HAD TO ADD YOU I'M DYING WHY DID YOU MAKE ME TYPE MORE. are you and justin a thing, hey. i support. double j.

TO JUSTIN BIEBER: O MY GOD

joohyun — 2016-03-07 23:17:21 UTC

I've been loving myself ever since your song. Thanks, man. You got some cool songs, thanks for existing. I can't believe you're here. .

from me to you!

joohyun — 2016-03-08 05:32:59 UTC

a small thing for my babies in asterism since i've been here for a month already! and i love you all so much. i'm hoping for 20k sometime in the future... distant future since it took so long to reach 10k. oops.
anyway, i tried to include everyone, so hopefully I didn't miss you!