Formula #1: Our "OG" Sentences (B2) by Rebecca Milligan

Band Humor

johnsonk302 — 2025-09-19 15:34:08 UTC

Do you know what to do when you’re trying to get two piccolos in tune? Do you keep working with them or do you move on to another instrument, No, you shoot one, now you only have one piccolo

One great sentence

barnette30 — 2025-09-19 15:35:24 UTC

There’s a lot of bad advice for dealing with annoying classmates. Telling them to stop. Yelling at them, beating them up, cry, get mad. Bud the real way to deal with annoying classmates is to jump them with chopsticks and with your left hand and hit them with a frog while standing on 1 leg with 3 avocados balanced on your head wile doing jumping jacks with a panda.

Making a password

cuis30 — 2025-09-19 15:35:53 UTC

There’s all sort of bad advice out there about how to make a strong password. Use special characters, use numbers, use a mix of upper case and lower case letters. The real way to make a strong password is to write an entire essay.

Petting Cats

2025-09-19 15:36:03 UTC

There are plenty of bad ways to pet a cat. Pet it along it's back! Let it sniff you! Give it a treat! But the real way to pet a cat is much more simple and easy, just snatch it up and give it a good ear scratch!

Bad advice about pizza

2025-09-19 15:36:27 UTC

There is a LOT of bad advice about making a pizza. Knead the dough right. Put one scoop of sauce, and a small amount of cheese. Nope. The real way is to bask it in 200 pounds of Dr. Pepper.

There is a lot of bad advice about getting dogs to like you.

2025-09-19 15:36:30 UTC

Like giving them treats, petting them , and even taking them on a walk . But the real way is to put them in a crate and let them out once a day .

How to study

2025-09-19 15:36:48 UTC

There’s all sorts of bad advice out there about how to study, scheduling out a study plan, putting time aside each day to study, talk to your friends about what they have studied, the real way to study is to put everything aside until the night of the quiz.

Football

2025-09-19 15:38:08 UTC

There are many bad ways to catch a football, Use two hands, use one hand, use your body, But the real way to catch a football is to get on your opponents back and catch it with your helmet.

Ways to travel

2025-09-19 15:38:27 UTC

There are many ways to travel. car. bike. train. bus. horseback. boat. jet ski. The real way to travel is to ride on an owl.

Ways to be the favorite child

2025-09-19 15:38:36 UTC

There are lots of ways to become the favorite child, the worst ways to do that is to listen, be kind, and follow the rules, but the best way is to be rude and talk back.

A Good Athlete

2025-09-19 15:40:09 UTC

There is a lot of bad advice about becoming a good athlete. Such as practice a lot, have a good diet, and also listen to your coaches. But the real advice is to stop trying and caring, scream at your coaches, and run away.

Raccoons in your trash

2025-09-19 15:40:17 UTC

There’s a lot of bad advice out there about how to keep raccoons from digging in your trash. Put a lid on your trash can. Shoo them away with a broom stick, shoo them away with rock. Call animal control. The real way to keep raccoons from your trash is to pick your least favorite neighbor and throw your trash into their yard.

The real way to get on a teachers good side

willetth30 — 2025-09-19 15:40:29 UTC

There is a lot of bad advice on how to get on a teachers good side. Ask questions, be interested, buy them candy, sit in the front row. But the real way to get on a teachers good side if to talk while they are talking.

There’s a lot of bad ways to win in clash

2025-09-19 15:41:05 UTC

Like building up a strong push , playing defense, or even use hog 2.6 . But the real way to win in clash royal is to fire ball and rocket the tower.

Bait caster

whittemorew30 — 2025-09-19 15:46:46 UTC

there is a lot of bad advice on how to throw a bait caster like not even using a bait caster and sticking to spinning reel, being super careful and only throwing it short distance, or buying an expensive reel to hopefully solve your problems. But the best and only way to use a bait caster is to just full send and throw it until you get good at it.

What to do when you’re stuck on a problem

bradyc30 — 2025-09-19 15:48:52 UTC

What to do when you’re stuck on a problem? There’s a lot of bad advice out there. Look at your notes. Try to remember what your teacher said. Take a break and then come back to it. Ask a friend for help, ask your parents for help, ask your siblings for help, ask your teacher for help. The real way to solve a problem you’re stuck on is to hit yourself on the head.

How to be Happy

2025-09-19 15:54:25 UTC

There’s a bunch of bad advice when it comes to being happy. Money brings you happiness, fame brings you happiness. Money is fleeting and fame is lonely. Don’t chase money or fame, the real way to be happy is to enjoy the moment.