Formula #1: Our "OG" Sentences (B5) by Rebecca Milligan

Formula!

2025-09-22 13:30:11 UTC

Finally, sum up the sentence with something that “jumps out at you!”

Studying

2025-09-22 13:30:19 UTC

There’s bad advice for studying for an exam. Ask a friend, parent, or AI to help you study. The better way to study is to isolate yourself in a room.

Grades

2025-09-22 13:30:28 UTC

So many people can give you advice about getting good grades. Take notes in class, ask questions, and pay attention in class. The real way to get good grades is to never do your work.

Comprehending a book

2025-09-22 13:32:36 UTC

There are many ways to comprehend a book. People always tell you, you can look at each word, read every sentence twice over, and annotate it. But the best way to comprehend a book is to eat the pages with a good drink to wash it down!

Football

2025-09-22 13:32:43 UTC

Football there’s all this bad advice move left to right jump or spin, but the real way to play is to go strait through up and down throw em on the ground. Then hit the bowling dance.

Dental Hygiene

2025-09-22 13:32:54 UTC

No one is right when it comes to dental hygiene. They say a two full minutes of brushing, flossing every night and going to the dentist is the way to go. But all you really need is a swig of mouthwash for 3 seconds, and you’re good to go.

Studying

2025-09-22 13:33:09 UTC

There is all sorts of bad advice about how to study. plan it out a week in advance, study with a friend, sleep on your text book. The real way to study is to blast music, throw your hair in a messy bun, and act like your in a 2000’s movie

Cleaning

2025-09-22 13:33:30 UTC

There are many unproductive ways to clean your room. You can lock in and start with your bed, you can put your clean laundry up, you can also clean and dust off your dresser. But the most productive way is to blast the “Annie” (2014) and pretend your a mad orphan that has to clean.

What to do to golem players

2025-09-22 13:33:35 UTC

When someone places 100 golems at the bridge. Don’t listen to all that bad advice like quitting, scarmy mirror clone, P.E.K.K.A. Mirror. The correct thing to do is MEGA KNIGHT.

How to Get Good at a Sport

2025-09-22 13:33:40 UTC

There is lots of bad advice about how to get good at a sport. Some people say to practice all the time, get good rest, work hard. The real way to get good at a sport is to just wish that you get good.

Copycat

2025-09-22 13:35:10 UTC

“I’ve heard all sorts of things. Ignore them, Tell them to stop, and my mother’s favorite kill them with kindness. But what I’ve found to work the best is to get a blue wig and tell the copycat you died it permanently. Then the next day your copycat will have blue hair.”

How to correctly cook a burger

2025-09-22 13:35:24 UTC

There’s tons of bad advice out there on how to cook a burger. On a pan, on the grill, using a smoker, even using a flamethrower. The real way to cook a burger is to use hairspray on your farts to make them so explosive they burn the patty.

Tennis

2025-09-22 13:37:04 UTC

I love everything about tennis. The smell of a newly opened can, the quiet bounce of the ball, the crisp pop as the ball hits the racquet, the thrill of playing in front of a crowd, and the thrill of victory.

Cook

2025-09-22 13:37:14 UTC

There’s some good advice about cooking. Look at a cook book. Or you can put desert ,food , and soup in an oven. The good way is to mix baking soda and vinegar then put it in a microwave. .

How to raise your child (this is just a joke please don’t cancel me)

smithd30_1 — 2025-09-22 13:38:51 UTC

There’s all sorts of bad advice about how you should raise your child. Pay for their schooling and food. Stay in their life. Tell them you love them, tell the government you have a child. The real way to raise your child is to leave them when they are young and tell no one.