What's your best chicken joke? Here's mine:

maren_irvin — 2017-04-05 00:05:59 UTC

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done!

why did the chicken cross the road?

2017-04-05 16:54:30 UTC

he tried to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road

2017-04-05 16:55:41 UTC

To get to chick fil a

to get to the other side ..

2017-04-05 16:55:48 UTC

Why did the chicken cross the road

2017-04-05 16:56:12 UTC

deez nutz ha gotteem

why did the chicken cross the road: he didn't

2017-04-05 16:57:25 UTC

2017-04-05 16:57:33 UTC

chicken and the Horse
Once upon a time, there was a horse and a chicken who were good
friends. They lived on a farmyard with lots of other animals and were
very happy. One day, while they were playing near the farm's pond, the
horse stepped into a hole of quicksand. The horse rapidly sank and was
yelling for his friend, the chicken, to save him. The chicken thought
for a minute, then ran back to the farmhouse, and jumped into the
farmer's 735csi BMW. Luckily, the keys were in the ignition, and the
chicken managed to start the car, and put it in gear. It raced over to
the sinkhole, where the horse had almost disappeared by now. The smart
chicken tied a rope around the back of the BMW and threw the other end
around the front legs of the horse. The chicken hopped back in the
driver's seat and stepped on the gas. Ever so slowly, the horse eased
out of the quicksand and jumped to safety. The horse, still on shaky
legs, stuttered: "You just saved my life. Thank you!" The chicken just
said, "Don't mention it - That's what friends are for!? They returned
the BMW and went out to dinner together in the barnyard.
A few days later, the horse got up from a good night's rest, and heard
some muffled cries for help coming from the backyard. The horse
followed the sounds and came upon a terrible scene. There was his best
friend, the chicken, stuck in a hole of quicksand! The sand was
already up to its neck-feathers and the cries for help had almost
stopped. The horse took a quick look around: No rope in sight and the
farmer had gone to town with his BMW. What to do? The horse took a
deep breath and spread his body and legs out over the hole. His member
was dangling down right above the poor chicken. "Here, my friend, grab
my thingie and I will pull you to safety!". With its last bit of
energy, the chicken grabbed a hold of the big horse-thingie and the
horse straightened its body, pulling the chicken from its trap. With
one big step, both were on solid ground and safe. The chicken slumped
down on the ground, exhausted: "Now You saved my life, my friend!? The
horse just smiled. And what is the moral of this story? ... If you're
hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

2017-04-05 16:57:55 UTC

Because he was a strong cock

because he was thick like diane

2017-04-05 16:58:11 UTC

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?Erotic is when you use chicken feathers to tickle.Kinky is when you use the whole chicken

2017-04-05 17:01:13 UTC

Chicken Jokes by maren

What's your best chicken joke? Here's mine:

why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road

to get to the other side ..

Why did the chicken cross the road

why did the chicken cross the road: he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road?

because he was thick like diane

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?Erotic is when you use chicken feathers to tickle.Kinky is when you use the whole chicken