https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7 Funny (clean) jokes/memes that'll make you laugh en-us 2018-04-16 15:18:44 UTC 2018-04-17 14:04:06 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padlet-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/icons/Beartoy.png LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252200810 Mom: Go clean your room we have guests coming over for dinner.
Me: I didn't know we were having dinner in my room.]]> 2018-04-16 15:31:56 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252200810 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252205478 I stepped on a cornflake... Now I am a cereal killer!]]> 2018-04-16 15:40:21 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252205478 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252206407 Police: *knock knock knock*
Me: Who is it?
Police: It's the police!
Me: What do you want?
Police: We just want to talk.
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: 2
Me: Talk to eachother]]> 2018-04-16 15:42:02 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252206407 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252208085 I hate it when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect is like "I've got nothing."]]> 2018-04-16 15:44:37 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252208085 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252210157 Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell me!
Me: Next to my house.

]]> 2018-04-16 15:48:06 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252210157 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252213023 Can't find your kids? Turn off the wifi. They appear suddenly.]]> 2018-04-16 15:52:52 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252213023 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252214007 If you ever see me eating salad at a restaurant, it means I have been kidnapped and I'm trying to signal you.]]> 2018-04-16 15:54:27 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252214007 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252215152 Square box, round pizza, triangle slices... I'm confused.]]> 2018-04-16 15:56:32 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252215152 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252216625 I hate it when I type something and I forget to hit send and I'm just sitting there like a weirdo waiting for a reply.]]> 2018-04-16 15:59:31 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252216625 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252572537 I just ran 5 miles what a work out! I didn't think that ice cream truck would ever stop.]]> 2018-04-17 13:52:35 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252572537 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252573411 When I'm cleaning my room:
1% Cleaning
30% Complaining
69% Playing with stuff I just found]]> 2018-04-17 13:54:06 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252573411 LilyRose0124 https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252574676 My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party. So I invited all of her friends over and made them clean the house.]]> 2018-04-17 13:56:11 UTC https://padlet.com/LilyRose0124/7vr5qsmp6ar7/wish/252574676