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UR TITS ARE SMALLLLL

2022-05-26 06:55:38 UTC

Bruh

2022-05-26 06:57:03 UTC

That's outta pocket lmao

👋

2022-05-26 06:58:19 UTC

meet me outside sometime i wanna slap u back

for my fav nugget

graceliu2004722 — 2022-05-26 07:06:35 UTC

honestly where do i even start... thank u for making my hs so much more memorable. from making our tasty lemonade to going to that cursed internship & being homeless, we've rly been through everything tgt.

i wish I was conscious when u gave **** a nosebleed. thx for slapping me and ditching me 10 times to go to someone's house. i hope u can finally find a banana at vassar that can satisfy you. omg also your polka dot night ;)

tbh we were kinda horrible interns but nitin's disgusting feet and rat looking dog were even more horrid. our food adventures & picture recreations were 20/10 tho ngl. don't party too hard bc you're even wilder than me and I hope u dont contract STDs.

remember we're reuniting at Harvard MBA + JD program in 4 years. we are so funny. I'm gonna miss you so much. come visit me in cali. ik you're gonna be girlbossing in ny & I cant wait to see what the future holds for us. <3
-grace liu

2022-05-26 07:10:25 UTC

You are v small and funny. Will miss u in college

HI TIFF ✨

2022-05-26 07:11:58 UTC

I always knew you as the super smart and cute kid that transferred half way in 9th grade. You were always super hyper and funny in our group which made me feel really 开心 when I’m with you. We had so many good memories together, but my favorite one is probably YOU DOING FACE MASK IN THE MIDDLE OF VALS HOUSE WITH YOUR LEG LIKE 🦵翘起来（uk which one i’m talking abt right HAHHAA)

你太厉害了! 又会读书又会玩 When we are at NY we gotta 玩high!!!! You will always be my bestttt friend who I can rant to about anything :) Literally I love our little gossip convos and burnt potato rants.

Even though our senior trip didn’t happen this year, I’m sure we’ll make it happen somehow. I will see you very soon in NY so don’t miss me too much :))

- Mandy

2022-05-26 07:14:57 UTC

2022-05-26 07:21:47 UTC

i dont know u super well, but ur cool.

jas!!!

jasmine01pd2022 — 2022-05-26 07:21:47 UTC

ur so cute and smart 🥺🥺 i hope u have a great time in college!!!!!

HI TIFFANY

2022-05-26 07:28:24 UTC

We've been friends since second grade and now it's almost time to go to college AHHH. I miss you so much! We haven't seen each other in literal years and i actually have no idea when we will meet again. BUT it's ok cause I know we'll always have each other's back no matter where we are. I will never get bored of hearing the messy details of your life, so please never stop telling me about them. have fun in the vassar bubble!!!

- kristy <333

2022-05-26 07:30:05 UTC

I don't know you that well, but I guess you are a pretty cool person.
-Kerry

my dearest wifey

2022-05-26 07:34:13 UTC

thank you for staying loyal to your one and only wife after 3 years. love that we are still close even tho you transferred in 9th grade. i respect your body count plan but dont cheat on me in university!

hey TIFFANYYY

michelle_tw1123 — 2022-05-26 07:40:42 UTC

cant believe hs is ending already omg. feel like we just first met in tenth grade haha
thanks for making my time in Machado's 10th grade PE class (very tiring. couldnt have survived w/o u haha), IM3+, WHAP, and IB Bio so fun.
we've never hangout in these three years probably in the US or Singapore in the future haha
you're def one of the nicest and easygoing ppl ive ever met and im so lucky to have u as my friend :))
have fun in college and pls remember to keep in touch💕💕

- Michelle Chen

2022-05-26 07:51:29 UTC

kerry shouldn’t have had to find out this way but we have been in a committed relationship since 7th grade and are still going strong. i love your sarcastic sense of humor & your phat ass. thanks for letting me live vicariously thru you and although i am the main character in my life you are 女二 💖
i thoroughly enjoyed wallowing/ celebrating life together & experiencing all the ups and downs of high school w u
have fun at vassar and make me a charcuterie board before you leave

HAGS,
victoria lan ^_^

Bruh

2022-05-26 07:57:56 UTC

gl turning gay in Vassar
Also Thanks for all the college help I def owe u 17492010 dinners

Slay

2022-05-26 08:04:27 UTC

HI TIED FAVORITE SENIOR!!! WE SHARE THE SAME THOUGHTS

2022-05-26 08:14:01 UTC

I only really got to know you this year but u r very cooll. Tbh I don’t really remember how we became such good friends but ig we just ran into each other a lott. Thank you so very much for deadass carrying both my bio and TOK grades. Sigh now I don’t have any work to copy off of😔. JK. Anyways imma miss having a favorite senior to talk tooo but at least now I can have a tied-favorite college freshman😌. Omg wait I also just realized I can’t say hi to u EVERYTIME I walk past your couches anymore😭😭. Anywayss I hope u have fun at college! ALSO DONT FORGET ME🙏.

-ur fav junior

ALSO ^^^I appreciate being ur FAVORITE junior:).

2022-05-26 08:14:42 UTC

SGBB show early 2022
Have fun with Kerry
你转来第一天在language A貌似是同桌我记得那天课上好像在跟你下棋棋场鏖战？

MC

hiiii

kmpantoja926 — 2022-05-26 08:24:12 UTC

hi bestie tiff 🥳

will never forget how u were there for me when i got stuck in the bathroom at prom 👍🏼 summer w you was THE ABSOLUTE BEST from you slipping in my shower, crying on the way to the club and skinny dipping 😎😎 will forever love and cherish our talks abt love languages and hearing u talk abt horoscope bullshit in TOK 😁 pudi and i miss you a lot, i hope we can go on a moped ride but if not, my place is always always open in van city so we can drink and smoke weed legally wooooo 🤩🤩

-karissa

hi tiff :)

2022-05-26 08:39:35 UTC

hey how u doin? i miss english and math with u and i think ur a real baddie so hope we can stay in touch but if that doesn’t end up happening - just want u to know you’re gonna ace college and life.
-aashi

hEy tiFFBUNNY

cherryvally27 — 2022-05-26 10:07:44 UTC

Dude these two years have been so amazing with u. From makeovers to shopping to clubbing to sleepover to studying tgt to ranting about TOK, ECON, MATH, and IB in general. Idk how I would've survived without you. LITERALLY, ur oranges and strawberries and apples saved my stomach in class. Thanks for always being here for me and being such a queen B inspo. Ur such an amazing, funny, smart, hardworking, nerdy, artistic person. I'm so happy for u with how everything with Kerry worked out. SEEEEEEEE, I SHIPPED U GUYS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. U guys are literally perfect for each other and I've never seen my bestie so in love and so happy. I'm so glad Kerry is able to take care of u, sometimes his EQ is still lacking a little tho. Nobody deserves to get bubblegum stuck in their hair and then have that part of the hair cut off smh. But seriously u guys are so happy together and I'm just happy you got to be in much healthier relationship. I'm still so sad ur going to U of T instead of NYU hhhhh. But anyways I'm so proud of u and pls come visit sometimeeeeeee. Wish u all the best in uni and keep me updated ahahahah. LOVE YOU!
- vAL

hiiii tifff

2022-05-26 10:26:43 UTC

hey tiff! these last few years in glopo have been so fun w u. ur super chill and smart and have great fashion sense haha. I always loved working w u for class debates or news round up or peer editing ❤️ all the best in uni and hopefully we can meet up one day for a class reunion!!!
- sher

tifffff

annikaweima — 2022-05-26 10:54:11 UTC

i am so glad that we literally met your first day at SAS though you did steal half of my table in phys-chem. you are an awesome person and so funny. still sorry for making you stay up late for asian history cuz i was procrastinating. our writing asa was so fun together though we basically accomplished nothing. you are always someone that i feel comfortable talking to. you are literally so cute, smart, and nice.
have fun at vassar!!!! I'll miss you. so sad you didn't choose nyu ;-;;; but definitely come visit me or I'll go visit you but like come to NYC!!!!
- Annika

TIFfany

2022-05-26 11:31:26 UTC

Hi tiff thanks for being such a cool friend this year! I wish I wudve gotten to know u earlier esp now that we r locked down now. Thx for being super supportive all the time and also taking me to a club for the first and maybe last time lol. I had a lot of fun hanging out over the summer and beyond w u and Kerry. Also had so much fun sneaking out to the comedy club and ur bday, n watching movies with u n kerrer (u two cute tgt). btw ur also v smart and a rly rly good writer (uncle from Stanford can testify) so I patiently await a New York Times bestseller from u 😳 . ur super energetic n fun to b around, nvr stop being a girlboss, have fun at Vassar and also ZIGGY IS TAKEN ALR 💀💀
-marc

2022-05-26 11:37:56 UTC

hi tiff! you are sososo funny and smart even tho u scare me a bit some times tbh. thank u for being so fun and will def miss witnessing you getting shitfaced off of one sip of alcohol. u always had the best outfits at school.
hope u keep slaying in college queen
- jazira

ugh

2022-05-26 12:37:52 UTC

we made out once, it was my worst memory of high school. i hope you improve!! ur definitely one of the strangest kids i ever met in my life…

anyways thanks for being such a good friend, and you’re a great listener too :)

good luck in college :)

Hey Tiff

2022-05-26 12:50:42 UTC

Omg where should I begin… I’ve known you for 3.5 years since you first came to SAS. You’re so funny, cheerful, supportive, smart, talented, hot, and so many more that I can’t list all of them here. Thank you sooooo much for always being there for me and listening to whatever things I tell u no matter how stupid they are 🫶🫶 I’m also grateful for how you always helped me in econ class and with my college essays!! Idk how I would survive without you in hs. I also enjoy our study sessions, whether it be after school in the library or at our fav cafe. I wish you have fun in college and let’s hangout sometime in ny in the next four years. I will miss not seeing you in classes <3

-Zoe Chen 💕💕💕

heyyyyyy

2022-05-26 12:56:32 UTC

i miss you bitch visit me ❤️😭 -eileen

kevin01pd2022 — 2022-05-26 13:04:07 UTC

i hope u survived the chaos in math class
-kevin

From Hayley

hayleyso123 — 2022-05-26 16:05:11 UTC

ur actually so friggin funny like its not funny omg. hahahahahha ur so funny.. hahah but srsly you are thanks for making me laugh and being relatable.. you're always full of interesting stories and i love hearing them at couches. i remember inviting you to bich and i remeber u had rly chapped lips in 9th grade... glad you dont anymore!! the only class we had was actually one of my most hated classes... but im thankful i got to sit next to you cuz or else i wouldn't hv survived friggin malone..LMAO remember complaining to d****out and she never did anything???? burh.

anyways GL in ny and im lowkey jealous you get to go to sg... im def. going to sg sometime over the next few years so hmu and let's hang!!

to tiff from chloe

2022-05-26 16:46:34 UTC

tiffany tiffany tiffany. my intro to crazy night outs and alcoholicism. I love you insane amounts and have since 7th fucking grade. I wish you all the best in Vassar and come! visit! me! Keep the chat alive and stay loving Andrew. Stay clueless. I miss you bitch.

Lewis HK

2022-05-26 21:02:45 UTC

HAGS

i miss u come see me. I agree with whoever said yr tits were small. But if they were Acc hating fuck them imma beat ‘em up for u.

the bitch

2022-05-27 01:32:23 UTC

i was busy with my college shits so i finally have time to write during my hardcore ass linear transformation college course lol i hate shsid
Anyways, can’t believe we are off to college after what, our 5 years of friendship? Omg i still remember the first day of our actual friendship when i sat next to you during Ms Shen’s math class (if i remember correctly). I envy you that you transfered to SAS while im stuck in the place that has its reputation of holding the definition of hell.
Since a lot of these yearbook signatures are talking about Kerry, i will write to Kerry. Hi, Kerry. If you mistreat tiffany anyway, I know where to find you. If you make tiffany sad/angry in anyways, I know how to hire a hitman. If you break tiffany’s heart, look at yourself in the mirror and see pictures of Tiffany, i think that will change your mind (i don’t mean physical apperance btw yall look fit and nice as hell, but i mean c’mon, its tiffany, any men will be happy to be tiffany’s bf or even fwb :). Our first interaction was literally me walking up to you infront of a club, and told you “treat tiffany nice”. So thats how our relationship is going to be built. I know you guys will be doing long distance so do not cheat on her & do not do any actions that make her sad. I'm going to emphasize this: Emotionally relate to Tiffany. Communicate with Tiffany. Bring up social issues that comes from a moral perspective within an ethical boundaries. If you don’t do this, again, I know how to hire a hitman.

Ok, back to you tiffany. If he mistreats you in anyways, you know where to find me. Literally if a person asks me what you are to me, you are partner in crime (and your wechat alias being: the bitch). I know you are going to do sO WELL in college (by so well, you know what i mean ^^ ). I’m so excited for your ~adventurous~ journey in college. I’ll forever remember our night in clubs, AND YOU BEING WASTED. OMIGOD I HAVE TO WRITE THIS IN YOUR FREAKING YEARBOOK. REMEMBER THE TIME YOU FUCKIGN PASSED OUT IN ASL AND I LITERALLY HAD TO PHYSICALLY CARRY YOU TO THE HOUSE. I’M NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. DRINK RESPONSIBLY IN COLLEGE. okay? I was your mom in nights but i’m worried you don’t have good people to take care of you (or not take advantage of you). so please please please, remember to drink responsibly.

Your eyes will be hurting from this enormous paragraph so i’ll end this quick. oh btw, your ass is fucking peach level 2 hand grab verified. Any men will be so grateful to have you. Your body <3 muah.

When people say “wish you the best in college”, i’ll be unique and say “wish you don’t pass out on a random street in college”

i love you,
luna, your bitch

You are very cool tiff

2022-05-27 05:36:34 UTC

Thank you for being so funny and making the walks to the bus stop after school not so lonely. You will not be forgotten

-josh

From 柯儿

2022-05-27 11:58:47 UTC

I still can’t believe you thought I was mean when you first met me (actually I can, I was very successful in maintaining my 高冷人设back then😉). I’m so glad we got to survive literature together. You are such an amazing motivator. Honestly, we make such a great duet and working with you is always so so fun. I’m so excited that you’re going to Vassar! (You’re welcome). You are so very talented when it comes to literature and I am so excited to see you flourish in college🥰. Last but not least, let’s take a moment to appreciate all my amazing pieces of advice throughout the years I’ve known you. (I know, I’m amazing). Remember to call me every week in college so we keep each other motivated!!
Best,
Chloe

2022-05-27 13:21:37 UTC

It's a penis," Margo said, "in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn't big.
—John Green, Paper Towns

2022-05-28 09:22:08 UTC

Hi Tiffany,
Thank you for all the amazing memories that last two years in IB Lit! I loved sitting next to you and being your partner half the time in class. You are so funny, nice, energetic, and smart! You are an amazing person and have such a talent for literature! I wish you all the best in the future! And have a great summer!
- Ella Layer
P.S. the book Mr. G gave me was the Stepford Wives! Can’t wait to read it!

PE BUDDIES 🙌

2022-05-28 13:11:44 UTC

TIFF!! My almost-university-buddy HAHAHA sad you won’t be able to visit my old house with me (altho it was already sold like seven years ago) :(
I’m actually very grateful for being one of ur first friends in SAS and I still remember the dance unit we did together! It’s p weird for me to rewatch the video now but we were so cute and small back then HAH ☺️
Sometimes I feel like it’s too bad that we haven’t taken any courses together other than PE (tho that was really fun) cuz I know you're really smart and engaged in class so pity me 😢😢
Can’t believe we’ve known each other for four years already. Like genuinely. I’m still glad that we can re-gather in the future cuz we’re literally like two and a half hr away from each other WOOHOO plz look forward to getting coffee w/ me 🥺 or we can all go to the club and I’ll try my best to make sure you won’t drink anything weird and faint LOL
I hope I’ll meet a flourishing Tiffany when I go check on her in NY! Plz continue to be so good with jokes :D

鹿子luvs u

JAJA!!!!

beatrizschneider2004 — 2022-05-29 10:43:02 UTC

jaja i’m so thankful we became friends because you are SO epic and kind and funny!!!!! thank you for being such an avid hippityhoppity supporter it is very much appreciated. i miss all our fun little activities like picnics, pistolera, and decorating cookies while watching YOU on netflix HAHAHA i’m so sad we couldn’t meet again before we leave and go to college :(( u have such a funny laugh and u always make my day and i will miss seeing u at the couches every morning doing your eyeliner!! thank u for always being there for me and i can’t wait to see u again someday (because we literally will and i’m so excited). i will film the whole phoebe bridgers concert for u dw and when i become besties w phoebe i will tell her abt u!! anyways u are so awesome jaja and let’s pls be homies for life!!! i wish you so much happiness and a beautiful future!!! hippityhoppity & seriouslyjaja 4ever 🫶🫶🫶 -bea

Serieusement Jaja

yxu2017 — 2022-05-30 02:47:54 UTC

Yes I do want my books back. It was nice beating you in every single class for two years. However, I don't think I could have done it without you constantly providing me with gum, fruit, writing utensils, and books though. Thanks for always being so generous with me and even letting me do TEDx last year. I still owe you for that friendship letter you wrote and for my relationship with Sabrina. Anyways to sum it up you are quite a kind cool and funny person so I'm sure you're going to do great in college. Stay in touch so you can tell me when you finally beat me :)
- Yuxuan

ur so ugly

2022-05-30 18:29:45 UTC

I WANNA RIP UR SKIN OFF AND BOIL THEM TO EAT HAHAHAH FEELS LIKE UR SKIN GONNA SMELL LIKE TOFU HEHEHEHHEHE

2022-05-30 18:30:16 UTC

i wish i could lick ur pubes feels like they gonna smell yummy

2022-05-30 18:31:18 UTC

Tiffany

danfeng01pd2022 — 2022-06-01 09:42:56 UTC

Sad that we don't really talk anymore, but I gotta say we've known each other for like 8 yrs now LOL, all the way back to SHSID PD. You've changed so much compared to back then HAHAHAHA, in a good way tho. Good luck in college and in the future.

Dan