Who's Mr. Banana-Scientist? by Michael Guilmette

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:22:12 UTC

They escaped Earth in one of our escape pods, just after we evacuated, before we blew up Earth!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-18 14:23:05 UTC

We kill them with this

Michael G.

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:24:17 UTC

I don't think that will kill them. :(

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:25:15 UTC

How should we kill them? Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-18 14:25:20 UTC

We could turn the toilet cars into more robots to kill them with by using the spare robot parts

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:26:38 UTC

We could move to the center of the universe. We would have plenty of room!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-18 14:27:43 UTC

Let's flip a coin to decide

Helpdesk

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:27:47 UTC

Sure.

Coinflipper

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:28:22 UTC

Heads or tails?

NAte

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-18 14:29:21 UTC

Tails

Coinflipper

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:29:47 UTC

It's...

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:30:08 UTC

TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-18 14:31:59 UTC

Toilet car-bots

Coinflipper

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:32:05 UTC

Planner

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:32:53 UTC

How will we alter the toilet cars???

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-18 14:33:26 UTC

We ask a dinosaur macanic

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:33:51 UTC

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:34:18 UTC

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:34:30 UTC

Scientist

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 14:35:31 UTC

We can't trust the dinosaur mechanics!!!!!!!!!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-18 14:38:09 UTC

Traitor

Scientist

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 15:02:40 UTC

The dinosaurs are not to be trusted. They broke our alliance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 16:14:52 UTC

Let's go!!!

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 16:23:23 UTC

This is a very interesting article. Garrett would love it!!!!!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-18 16:24:45 UTC

You know, I think things were better on earth

Fact-helper

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 16:25:42 UTC

But, then we would have to replan.

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 16:26:18 UTC

Plus, I put an un-defusable bomb in the core the Earth. It will implode in T-1 years.

Planner

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 16:27:41 UTC

We better plan fast!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-18 16:27:45 UTC

We'll use a time machine

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 16:28:37 UTC

It is too risky. We may cause a change in the world's very EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-18 16:28:51 UTC

You see there are two types of points in time, we can't change fixed points, but we can change un-fixed points, but that's a fixed point so never mind.

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 16:29:18 UTC

There are whats?

Smiley

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 16:30:27 UTC

Winky

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 17:17:36 UTC

;)

Super Smiley Guy

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-18 17:17:52 UTC

Santa

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-19 14:07:39 UTC

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!!!

Chris Cringle

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-19 14:08:48 UTC

I is not the same person.

Planner

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-19 14:12:16 UTC

No time for celebrations!!!!! We must plan!!!!!!!!

alan

2013-12-19 14:46:47 UTC

NOT eating people

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-19 14:47:34 UTC

We have to get a bomb expert to defuse the bomb

Scientist

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-19 14:51:24 UTC

But who?

Planner

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-19 14:51:48 UTC

Obviously you Mr.Scientist!

Scientist

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-19 14:54:18 UTC

You would truly allow me to?

Helper

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-19 14:54:54 UTC

Sure! You're better than nobody!!!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-19 14:54:54 UTC

only if you're not drunk...

Helpdesk

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-19 14:55:37 UTC

True.........

Helper

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-19 14:57:59 UTC

Are you drunk

Scientist

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-19 14:58:27 UTC

I may have had too many beers lastnight.....

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-19 14:59:58 UTC

just don't barf on me...

Helpdesk

mguilmette_17 — 2013-12-19 15:00:13 UTC

Nate, you choose......... As long as you're not drunk (of course)!!!!!!!!!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2013-12-19 15:32:35 UTC

Choose what?

Helpdesk

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-08 11:46:46 UTC

Choose a bomb expert!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2014-02-20 14:06:07 UTC

Um, um, man this is hard!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2014-02-20 14:06:27 UTC

WAIT! I know one! Let's pick Mr. Banana-Scientist!

Mr. Banana-Scientist

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-20 14:11:24 UTC

Why me?

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2014-02-20 14:12:40 UTC

Because you're a banana.

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-20 14:16:26 UTC

Who's Mr. Banana-Scientist? This guy?

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2014-02-20 14:16:40 UTC

He's my imaginary friend!

Mr. Banana-Scientist

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-20 14:21:23 UTC

IMAGINARY?!?!?!?!

Mr. Banana-Scientist

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-20 14:45:00 UTC

IMAGINARY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mr. Banana-Scientist

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-20 14:47:14 UTC

How dare you? I thought we were friends! You disappoint me.

Other Banana-Scientist

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-20 16:22:35 UTC

Me?

Banana-Scientist III

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-20 16:24:11 UTC

Ooh-ooh, ahh-ahh!

Genetically Altered Banana

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-20 16:26:44 UTC

Banana Slug

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-20 16:27:28 UTC

Banana Bread

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-20 16:27:55 UTC

Seargant MG

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-26 14:53:18 UTC

PRIVATE, report to your duties, PRIVATE!

Banana Man

nathaniel_gaine — 2014-02-26 14:53:38 UTC

Sarge

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-26 14:54:20 UTC

PRIVATE, this is no time to goof around, PRIVATE!

Nate

nathaniel_gaine — 2014-02-26 14:54:36 UTC

I don't even know what's going anymore. I could use a recap.

Sarge

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-26 14:55:16 UTC

Nothing but C-rats for a week, private!

Sarge

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-26 14:56:19 UTC

Private, speak to your Seargant respectfully.

Sarge

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-26 14:57:12 UTC

RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Private NG

nathaniel_gaine — 2014-02-26 14:57:17 UTC

SEARGANT, aye, SEARGANT!!!

Sarge

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-26 14:57:35 UTC

Private?

Sarge

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-26 15:00:05 UTC

Thanks for the RESPECT, Privy.

Sarge

mguilmette_17 — 2014-02-26 15:00:49 UTC

Privy, you have improved.

Sarge

mguilmette_17 — 2014-03-03 14:22:13 UTC

Go to the privy, Privy!

Sarge

mguilmette_17 — 2014-03-05 18:47:17 UTC

PRIVATE?!?!