Some of your mums are skinny
Some of your mums are fat
But I couldn't give a fuck
As long as they get on their back
Some of your mums are quite young
Some of your mums are old
With wrinkles or not, I'll get out my cock
And shove it in her hole
Some of your mums need Botox
Some of your mums need teeth
Sometimes she opens her legs
And smells of fish like the coral reef
Some of your mums are married
Some of your mums are single
But I'll still play with the cunt
As long as she's not like Mandy Dingle

If she has some cider
She'll let me slip inside her
And even though she's got a bucket
I will make her wider
It's 'cause I've got a big dick
And she fucking knows it
That's probably why every night
She comes round and blows it
She swallows and she gargles
'Cause she knows that mine's the best
She uses it as mouthwash
She would swear it's Aquafresh
Colgate Platinum, all inside her mouth
Stick it in her fanny
So you don't smell the trout
Any hour of the day, she is after a boning
She likes the song "Easy Like A Sunday Morning"
If the bitch has got no teeth, I really do not care
It feels as if you're getting head of a fucking gummy bear

Some of your mums are skinny
Some of your mums are fat
But I couldn't give a fuck
As long as they get on their back
Some of your mums are quite young
Some of your mums are old
With wrinkles or not, I'll get out my cock
And shove it in her hole
Some of your mums need Botox
Some of your mums need teeth
Sometimes she opens her legs
And smells of fish like the coral reef
Some of your mums are married
Some of your mums are single
But I'll still play with the cunt
As long as she's not like Mandy Dingle

Fuck your mum in the midday
Or even in the dark
I'll have her in the bus shelter
I'll have her in the park
Fuck her in the kitchen
Whilst the bitch is boiling eggs
And whilst your dad is out on work
I'll fuck her in their bed
Make the bed go like this
Make the bed go like this
Keep the neighbors complaining
Whilst her fanny is raining
'Cause I'm Mc Burberry
And I'll fucking give her a good braining

Fucking right
Oh look, hear that techno sound?
Just like wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow
Fucking had your mum, shoved it in her bum
And I made the cum she swallowed
My cum and she went "Yum yum"
I'm not gay
Call me gay, call me gay
But I'm not gay 'cause I fucked your mum
All of yas, fuck yous
Fucking queer gay bellend
Fucking gay
You never fucked my mum
Haha, she'd never go to you anyway
I fucked her