Tweets of the Odyssey by Ash

Odysseus#1

Ash_666 — 2025-03-11 18:48:36 UTC

Just won a war and beat up some people. like omg that's so quirky and like no one can beat me cause I'm just basically the best. #warhearo #swag #thebest #number1

OldmanStoryteller

Ash_666 — 2025-03-11 18:51:11 UTC

Okay so like I just had the best idea to make a story and like tell it to everyone and it has greek gods in it and this one dude who won the war #OGstoryteller

FreeOdyssues

Ash_666 — 2025-03-11 18:53:37 UTC

omg so there's like this lady who's keeping trapped in this cave and won't let me go home. like back away lady, I'm a married man #married #Lovemywife4ever #Imisshome #Husbandmaterial

StoryTime

Ash_666 — 2025-03-11 18:55:59 UTC

Omg so like I get to tell these people who r feeding me rn my story. like i LOVE a good storytime #story #storyofmylife #trumua

LotusLovers

Ash_666 — 2025-03-11 18:59:18 UTC

So this group of people came up to us and we were just being nice and offered them some of these flowers to eat but then this "war hero" came up and dragged them away against their will. I can't believe that just happened. #Lotuseaters #Lotus #Meanie #Isthatharrassment

OneEyedBilly

Ash_666 — 2025-03-11 19:03:29 UTC

Okay so like I was just chillin in my cave when i heard shouting and so i went to go check it out when i saw the son of Poseidon yelling at these tiny people in a boat and one of the men on the boat were yelling back, what do I do? #Confused #SonofPoseidonisnowblind #Thetinymenarecursednow #akward

THEwitch

Ash_666 — 2025-03-11 19:06:35 UTC

so these men had the audacity to walk on my island so i turned them into pigs but this one kinda fine dude begged them to be turned back so i did and apparently the fine dude is married and he's cursed. #wompwomp #fineguys #pigs #justwitchythings #whyallthefineguysgottabetaken

CursedOdyssues

Ash_666 — 2025-03-11 19:08:58 UTC

So I went to this one dude in the underworld and it's just confirmed that I'm going to make it home safely but my crew isn't but I don't wanna scare them so I'm not going to tell them #gonnamakeithomesafe #RIPmycrew