i, byun baekhyun, solemnly swear that i will bring no harm to ji hyeran and (i am up to no good) and i will love her even after death

baekhera: being all professional and dying
also
hera: sTABS BAEKHYUN

is that the first time i called you pretty because i lied
you're beautiful

shall i compare thee to a summer's day?

◆ baekhyun b. [A] 6 minutes ago Reply

because you hot AF

i love ji hyeran
and that's my 4.8k yea

why is my girlfriend a rabbit

will i be charged for beastiality

did you jump into a hat
and out of it

were you eating carrots

Yeojin is my lowkey child 
Then really 
Ranran is my lowkey mama

jijoohye the trio who just dated three members of exo and ends up being a puddle who wanted nothing else but their kisses hugs- their love in general

e u e
i am loved
i am happy
hyeran made me happy
＼(≧▽≦)／

◇ hyeran j. 35 seconds ago Reply 
talks with the jijoohye trio 

This should be a thing or a show

@◇ hyeran j. lmao oK SO LETS GET STARTED

did u even know it was our one month anniversary? because it is. i just remembered last night. so, i tried whipping something up but nothing was working so i just scrapped it all. simple, keep it simple. 

i asked some friends what to do for this day. they said to give you presents, a heartfelt message, and well something i don't think can happen in one day, sex. and i'm saying it comfortably because we're both adults. yeah, sure. 

aND SO im letting you choose. obviously i can quite easily give you that s thing i said up there, or if you just want a little "happy one month" card with macaroni and hearts over it, im good with that too. 
before that, let me give a little timeline because that's how you really make this heartfelt. timelines. honestly in history class i never found them that romantic but... 

ok, we first got paired together on february 5th. yes i remember the date. good thing this site tracks date. i looked you up on the internet and you have no idea how much my mind was blown when i saw your picture with me. it was "pOOFODISHSV" in my head and i really thought the admins were pulling something. we later found out they were not. this is ooc because i never watched scarlet heart so yeah. 

and so, we started comfortably talking. it took a while for that because i had only been paired once before but it was with someone i was comfortable with already, but you were new, you were a stranger, and it made me second guess every single thing i did. hell, i still do. i would like
to think it was your awesomeness, your sarcasm, and your adorableness that made it almost easy to get to know you better. to be completely wrapped up in the blanket that is you. you remember that blanket i have? the one i used to wrap you in when you were cold? heck, i could just give that to you for our anniversary smh. 

that's actually a good idea...

anyways, you were easy to love. so, so easy. maybe it was because you understood my jokes, and i could just be me with you. you never left me in the dust, and you were so warm and just... yeah. you still are. i look at you and i smile because it's become a muscle memory because i've done it so many times. 

i remember our first kiss. not the one on scarlet heart obviously - but the real one. i remember asking you to kiss my cheek. it was cute. you were cute. it was so innocent and so... well, cute. but our kiss, the one that caused me to ask you to be my girlfriend, that was full of every emotion i have had for you over the last month. it was like... a song, but with my lips? if that makes sense??

actually, i cant remember much after that. maybe it was because finally, we were together. it was finally you and me and we weren't just flirting and a step away from
being together. i remember that now finally i could be totally comfortable. 

we threatened to break up so many times, every way more sarcastic than the last. i think we created more jokes, more characters than before we dated. carl? hyeram? even if hyeram is my car, or rather my "car" you're the only one that i love in a romantic way you know. it's a joke but i need to tell you yeah?

this is our first... month? not really together because i've known you for two months now. first month that we are legitimately dating. so yeah. 

if u want that blanket tell me now. 

and yeah. love you. i guess. idk. yeah i do. love you - i... i'll stop pft. i love you, ji hyeran.

I LOVE HYERAN she's the bestest girlfriend anyone could ever ask for 
and do i mean that - maybe
she's actually quite evil and i hope she goes to hell
bc the likelihood of me being there is absolute so she hmu in the next life bye

thATS WHY I HATE YOU HYE

hYE I LOVE YOU THE MOST ; ; <3

I AM THE SUN

No wonder I always squint at the sun 
Its beauty is blinding me u v u 

I'LL PUT ALL OF MY FAITH IN U BC I KNOW I WON'T DO WELL

no one else matters

you're the only one i love hye

@◇ hyeran j. https://youtu.be/-bzXZs_WwfU
I DID IT
this is my one year anniversary present
and my 10k look at that
i love you
i ain't ever gonna stop loving you

[whispers]
thefreakingbestpersonihaveeverdidseethatthoughtiwasgoingtosaybitch

no one can love you like byun baekhyun

ditches the wedding and marries hyeran

◆ irene's pangga [han l.] 13 seconds ago Reply 
both of you know martial arts yikes

They're that cool couple

it’s not hell if hyeran is here ♡ MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE ONLY MINE

why does she have a picture of me with a shark suit on as her dp

@◇ baekhyun’s loser [byun hyeran] hey, i’m really grateful that you’re
not onky my girlfriend but my fiancée. i love you so much and i think
you’re so beautiful. that’s all? i could say more, so much more, but
i’ll stop here so you don’t shrivel up when you get back ♡

@◇ baekhyun’s loser [byun hyeran] heh, happy birthday from your awful boyfriend- i mean fiancee.. yeah
i must give a round of applause to your parents for this, because it was really all them and not you so... i'm kidding. kinda.
i haven't been around much lately, for you, for us, so if you ever miss me, or if you're ever feeling sad...
https://padlet.com/gimjongdae/c5me9owk85k0
here!

hey hey
are you an overdue library book
because you got fine written all over you guuurl

if it’s been 83 years does that mean you graduated from kindergarten finally hye

@◆ byun baekhyun
i know the event was supposed to be a bouquet, but do i ever follow protocol- i think this one suits you better anyways. you with flowers. i chose sunflowers for you because, well you're the sun. well except not light years away from me nor a ball of gas that will be result in my inevitable death. but you're like the sun who i revolve around. is that scientifically correct we'll find out if my knowledge about space is up to par. you were so awkward when i first met you, but so was i so i can't really talk, but over time as i got to know you, i didn't realize how much i was gravitating towards you. you're a bright bundle of joy i love to bicker with yet take you in my arms and hold you close. the way my eyes seems to light up every time you're around and the empty void that occupies my mind when you're gone. all of these are happening to me because of three simple words. i love you. i'm glad we were matched up back in our old rp and stuck through the happy and painful moments. i'll forever be the moon to your sun and keep you company among the stars even if we're miles apart. i love you, baekhyun. until we become one

fr. your "little" byun hyeran

good night waifu

◆ byun baekhyun [h] [A] 2 minutes agoReply

my smol waifu