April Fool's Day by Milena Ignjatova https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52 en-us 2016-03-29 05:54:21 UTC 2016-05-09 05:58:11 UTC hello@padlet.com https://padletuploads.blob.core.windows.net/aws/93706244/3a13f21cfc856a2a1883db418146161676514303/0dfbbdd5223a821f28513545b49e849d.png https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104382082 I stepped on a cornflake once. Does that mean I'm a cereal killer?

Karina Mitreva


]]> 2016-04-06 15:14:15 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104382082 Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'.       https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104401597                                                                   Marija Bursak ]]> 2016-04-06 16:16:13 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104401597 911                                                                 Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?          A: She can't find the eleven.                                                                                           Blonde goes to library                                A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it." The librarian says to her coworkers, "So here's the person who took our phone book!"                                                                                                  DESERT EXILE                                       Three criminals are sentenced to exile in the desert and can only bring one personal item. "I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal. "I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second. The third criminal looks proud of himself. "I brought a car door, so when it gets hot, I can roll down the window."   https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104420965

Filip Neshkoski VII-5]]> 2016-04-06 17:20:56 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104420965 A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"Confused, the bartender says no."Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?" https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104449419 Anet Vrteska ]]> 2016-04-06 18:52:06 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104449419 A blond woman buys a bath, the next day she returnes to the shop claiming it's broken and leaking water, she says every time i fill it up it just empties. The shop keeper replies have you put the plug in it, she replys "I never knew it was electrical" https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104556594 Bojana Karic]]> 2016-04-07 11:36:43 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104556594 Knock Knock! Who's there? Radio! Radio who? Radi-o-not Here i Come! https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104684397 Mihaela Velickovska VII 4]]> 2016-04-07 19:02:43 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104684397 andrej_veljanoski https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104692058 Policeman: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents. 
Policeman: Where does your parents live?
Me: With me.
Policeman: Where do you all live?...
Me: Together. 
Policeman: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Policeman: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me!
Policeman: Tell me!
Me: Next to my house.

Andrej Veljanoski ]]> 2016-04-07 19:38:19 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104692058 A Blonde and her coats https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104699171 While her husband was at work, a blonde decided to paint their living room.
After her husband arrives home, he finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a parka and a mink. He asked her what she was doing.
She said, "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb, and I wanted to do it by painting the living room."
He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but asked, "Why are you wearing two coats?
She replied, "I read the directions on the paint can, and they said, ''For best results, put on two coats!'"
]]> 2016-04-07 20:31:23 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104699171 Knock Knock! https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104785540 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Marija Boskoska]]> 2016-04-08 12:34:28 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104785540 https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104813633 My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Marija Stalevska VII-4]]> 2016-04-08 14:39:00 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104813633 ADVENTURES IN DISNEYLAND https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104871503 Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

Kristna Taseva
]]> 2016-04-09 08:56:36 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104871503 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IN A BOTTLE https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104871564 Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
A: Artificial intelligence.

A GUMMY PROBLEM
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Kristina Taseva

]]> 2016-04-09 08:58:22 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/104871564 https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/109425783 2016-05-05 14:07:50 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/109425783 https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/109425928 Q:What do you call a cow with no legs?
A:Ground beef.

Q:What do you call a person who is happy on a monday?
A:Unemployed.

Q:What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes it's car?
A:Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

I named my dog 5 miles so I can tell people "I walked 5 miles today"

Matej Nikolovski VII5]]> 2016-05-05 14:08:22 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/109425928 How was school today? grigorij_valjakov123 https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/109610889 Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”

Grigorij Valjakov VII 1]]> 2016-05-06 13:55:37 UTC https://padlet.com/mmiilleennaa/6ld7g3nsg52/wish/109610889