"They walked into a bank. As they were entering, Wolf joked, 'A guinea pig? The Rolls-Royce of rodents! Yeah, but still a rodent.'"

“Stay focused, Wolf,” hissed Mr. Snake, the team’s safe cracker.

“Don’t mind us,” Wolf said, looking at the people in the bank. “We’re just robbing the place!”

Each member of the team had a special skill:

Mr. Snake was a safe-cracking machine. “He’s like Houdini,” Wolf introduced, “but with no arms. He’ll tell you the glass is half empty—and then steal it.”

Miss Tarantula, or Webs, was their computer genius. “I’ve already hacked the police,” she said. “Blurred their cameras, grounded their helicopters—oh, and happy birthday, Snake!” She ordered him a birthday cake.

Snake groaned, “I think I hate you,” but he took a bite anyway.

Mr. Shark, The master of disguise. Today, he was dressed as a construction worker. “His greatest trick?” Wolf said. “Stealing the Mona Lisa while disguised as... the Mona Lisa. Dig that.”

Mr. Piranha was the wild one. Wolf introduced him: “He’s brave, fearless, and, well, a little crazy.”

Piranha smiled, but suddenly farted. “Sorry!” he said. “I get nervous.”

The crew was eccentric, and they knew it. “When you’re born like us, people don’t like you much,” Wolf said. “But we’re good at what we do.”

“Let’s go!” Wolf shouted. Alarms started ringing, but the team worked together perfectly, grabbing the treasure and escaping just in time.