Whisper land by Kim

Welcome to my little whisper land, where the rules of reality and life don't apply.

KimCakez — 2020-12-10 21:35:36 UTC

The rules are simple:
No hate. This is a hate-free zone.
Express yourself (without profanity)- I understand what it's like to be shut down and away. Here I want to listen to your story.
Make friends!
Make observations: how come no one ever stops to smell the rain? Why do old men wear black socks? So on.
Give tips on life, friends, and more.
Come on a journey with me, to find our place.

Welcome, and let go of reality. For this is Whisper land, and here we don't like limits.

I'm Nick, peoples!

unicorns_0 — 2020-12-16 15:52:32 UTC

Hi. I don't really need to introduce myself again, the title is self explanatory.

SO i guess this is my story? I'll just sum it up for you:
- previously strait
- now gay (boys, this doesn't mean that I have a crush on every single one of you! its offensive to say that.)
- die-hard gamer
- fortnite is horrible (got addicted) (sorry to you die-hard fortnite fans!)
- I watch a lot of cartoons
- had a girlfriend for like 2 years when I was in first and second grade. (did not work out, she dumped me, but we still friends tho)
- Have a lot off cool a## friends, hoping to make more.
- slapped a kid once for hitting my girlfriend in second grade. I got sent to the principals office. honestly really embarrassed about it.
- I have a therapist. don't worry, i'm not psychotic. not yet anyway (jk).
- and... I think that's it. use the comments to ask me some questions.

:)

Y'all wanna know somethin?

KimCakez — 2021-02-12 00:00:02 UTC

So everyone knows what poison is, right? Good. So anyway these boys were calling me really bad names and kicking my shins and I couldn't do anything to them because I'm "grounded for being violent against my sister and if I hit another kid I'm dead" you know? So I've been growing poisonous plants in my garden for these specific reasons, and I just harvested a bunch of them. don't worry, none of them are fatal. I'd get in a lot of trouble if they were, and be put on the government's watch-list. But yeah, so I'm having a hard time deciding which one to give to those boys. Here is the list:
Solanum Lycopersicum leaves (disguised as lettuce leaves)
Vomiting and nausea
Asparagus Officinalis berries (technically seed pods)
Vomiting and nausea
Unripe Raw Sambucus berries
Vomiting and nausea

Happy Valentin-ez's Day (tribute to Leo Valdez, who broke my heart for fudgin Calypso)

KimCakez — 2021-02-14 20:14:26 UTC

Happy Valentin-ez's day from me and Coyotl! We all saw the holiday and the snow converging, which probably means I paid proper tribute to Nevette (inside joke sorry). Also, I'm preparing the three poisons later today, and I'll be back to count the votes. Also I'll be eating all the chocolate I got MWUAHAHAH while trying not to get the poison in it. This is some pro-level stuff, mah peppel, so do not try this at home. Or, well, I'm not discouraging you to take revenge the correct way... but I doubt your parents and the parents of your test subject would be very happy. Again, Happy Valentin-ez's day from your girl here Kim and Coyotl!!

Some of my art...

unicorns_0 — 2021-02-14 20:36:32 UTC

here ya go...

Another one

unicorns_0 — 2021-02-14 20:37:01 UTC

And yet, another artwork.

unicorns_0 — 2021-02-14 20:37:18 UTC

What did he/she/they/other get you?

KimCakez — 2021-02-15 00:04:26 UTC

I honestly thought he could've gone bigger, but I'm still super grateful he though of me and remembered that no matter how cliché they might be, I luv chocolates. (And him) <3333

Who's toxic now, huh?

KimCakez — 2021-02-15 18:28:38 UTC

Okay, so I read the comments, and leaves had the majority. So I gave it t them in a salad, and *I'm laughing a lot so much* and they didn't spit it out they kept chewing and one of them said, *ugly snort* that "this is a very pronounced salad. Is this romaine lettuce?" *A horse in a car crash* And I just nodded and, *old pigeon having asthma attack* and they kept eating and because of the way I made the poison, it worked almost immediately and I was, *CAMEL IN A BROKEN BLENDER* I was NOT expecting it to make the other one (the one that called me the worst names and kicked my shins the hardest) "SOIL HIS PANTS" if you know what I mean. *IS LAUGHING LIKE A FRIGIN WITCH OF THE WEST*

Totally not talkin bout you behind your back, Lee Lee...

2021-02-20 00:44:33 UTC

definitley totally majorly not.

COME BACK peeeeeeeeeeopleeeeeeeeee

unicorns_0 — 2021-03-10 18:29:34 UTC

I have ordered you.