One day Lidia ate beans with milk because she didn't have any cookies and she went to school.

Everyone was shouting and Lidia was stressed out, and one of a sudden Lidia farted so loudly that all the class went quiet. Angela went so mad that she called the director.

The director came in and he was Peter Griffin, after hearing everything he fired Lidia. He went home and ate Stewie with french fries.

The end.

After what it felt just a second i woke up, I looked around and it was the some place, the personal room, but something felt out of place. I didn`t think too much about it, i just got up and left the room. At this point, i even forgot about the fritters, I just wanted to leave. And that is what i did, I left the store and i looked around, there was no one to be seen in the sence. That made me feel unease, as i kept walkinig to my house i finally found a person, but when the person turned around, i saw that he didn`t have a face and suddenly the person starts running towards me. I obviously got scared and ran off too. He chased me for a good few minutes until couldn´t control my breath anymore and passed. After a few hours i wake up by a familiar voice, my grandmother`s voice, she explained that we are not in our normal world, but in a Alternative world, and she knew how to get out of it, i just followed her until we found a black whole. We jumped on it and then we apperead in our normal world.

We apperead out of the Martin, Martin shop who was closed now...permamently, after we went home again, now with the fritters, but alived.

and this is why im no longer allowed to go to any Martin, Martin anymore...without my grandmother

The next day I started with it, I took my mother's phone and changed the hospital's number to mine, meanwhile I wasn't studying any longer. It got to a point that he made me tell mom that grandma was dead. I refused, but he increased the payment, so I couldn't resist and I ended up accepting it. So I told my mother “ Unfortunately she passed away” with the hospital's number. My mom started crying, got her things and went to the hospital in a rush. I knew that when she got back, I would be in very big trouble. So I started doing the chores to reward what I did. She came back, angrily, shouting my name down the hallway, and I started pleading; I told her to remain calm. I was wondering how she knew it was me, then she said that she showed the number to the hospital staff and they told her It wasn't theirs. She grounded me without phone and without going anywhere for one month and she didn't talk to me for almost one month. I was really upset about it, but I couldn't do anything so I bore the pain.

There was a week left until my final exam, since I decided to stick to the dare, I didn't touch the book till then. One week passed, I wrote the exam, I was really confident that I would still graduate after failing that exam. The day of results came, all my friends were anxious, but I was pretty confident, so I waited till I got home to open it. Unfortunately it didn't go as planned, my heart dropped when I read "We are sorry Miss Casewell, but you failed your exams, therefore you have repeat your fourth year"

I was devastated, I burst down in tears, mom saw me and quickly understood the situation. At that moment, my brother came back from work, we all sat and remained calm. I explained everything to mom, but she still grounded me all summer. I didn't care at this point and I proceeded asking for my payment. He refused to give me the money and said a shocking thing..."It's a prank, remember we are in the month of april", saying it with a grin on his face. My whole life went upside down because of a stupid dare, my mom was looking at us with a shock on her face. I didn't get my payment nor did I pass university, instead I got 4 months grounded and that was the last time I accepted a dare from my big brother.

”goodbye”

I was born in a ovni with aliens and my brothers. The aliens took care of us, and they made us better than regular turtles One day we landed in London, at the alien station, there they operated us and they put a human body instead of a shell.

Then, they showed us how to act like humans, we discovered a sport called football.We told the aliens to show us how to play football. They showed us highlights of the best players in history and showed us the basics movements, to shoot, dribble and pass the ball.We started playing in a small club of our town, just for fun. Our first game was great, I scored a hat-trick, my brother (Godofredo) made two assists and scord a goal and my other brother (Mortedor) kept the goal on 0 and made two assists. In the second game I scored a goal and made an assist and Godofredo scored in the last minute for an impressive comeback.We finished 1-2 winning. For our surprise there was a scout for a really important club of England. THE MANCHESTER UNITED. He wanted to sign us, but only me and Godofredo, he said that he doesn't want Mortedor because he was too fat.

Our first game as professionals was against wolverhampton, we won 2-0 with a goal of George Best and another of Daglish,the MVP was Elange because he made 2 assists. Me and my brother played the last 10 minutes and the result didnt change,when we entered,but atleast we didnt lose our first match. The second game was agains Everton and we played the whole match ,it was an easy game, we won 5-0 with 3 goals from me, a goal from Lingard and the last one from Harry Maguire. We finished the season without any loses and a tie agains Liverpool,we won all the competitions,The Champions League. When we finished the season ,we went with England to the World Cup,we beat all the countries we faced and we reached the finals and lost against

Colombia 1-0 with and impressive bycicle kick in the last minute by Julian Quintero and a great assist from Haidar Quintero his twin brother in that year i made a wonderful season but i lost the Ballon D'or Juliand Quintero.The best left back of the century.The next season, i started training alot and became The Fastest player in the world.I retired at the age of 40 at Atletico Nacional, playing with the best brother duo

Julian Quintero and Haidar Quintero. I won 13 Ballon D'ors, 4 World Cups and 17 Champions League. I broke 10 Guinnes World Records playing Football and 7 from Athletism.There isnt going to be somone like me. Never and Ever.

Ana had a sick grandmother , the woman was at the brink of death. She had every diseases known  to humanKind , yet she was fighting to survive. But treatments were too expensive , going up to 3 million each.

Ana didn't have the money  to cover all the bills , so she  decided to do something .

She decided to speak up against the system , her plan  was simple yet effective  but she needed to wait , she needed to boxing training .

On April 29 of 2025 ; Ana infiltrated a political talk show with a banana suit. She started boxing against Donald Trump and Elon Musk. She played the best 2-on-1 and landed a dropkick on each of them. Donald Trump and Elon Musk were knocked unconscious by the beating. Then Ana started talking about her problems, but no one cared because they were vegetable lovers and didn't want to listen.

Ana, seeing that they did not want to listen, unleashed all her power and transformed into the legendary destroyer of galaxies, creator of universes, ruler of worlds... The Banana Titan!!!!!!!!!. At that moment Ana's grandmother felt that insane power, then she did three triple somersaults in the air and fell on her feet. The grandmother began to sprint faster, she was going so fast that even the Formula One cars were left as nothing but a pile of scrap.

In just a few seconds, Grandma arrived at the place and saw the legendary Banana Titan. She was proud because Ana had finally awakened her power. Ana saw her grandmother and felt a power much greater than hers begin to emanate from the old woman. Ana began to back away but at that moment Grandma turned into... The Banana Titan. Ana was impressed by her grandmother's power. Grandma approached her in titan mode and hugged her. Ana could feel how Grandma was transferring all her power to her. Ana felt her body become more tense from the accumulation of all that power. But before she could say anything, Grandma lost her transformation and plummeted down. Before she could touch the ground, Ana grabbed her in the air. Grandma opened her eyes and smiled at Ana. Ana understood the message immediately and smiled back at her grandmother.

In that beautiful moment, she remembers the enormous crowd of people standing in front of her, fascinated, watching and filming the scene. Ana sighs and says in a disdainful tone, "Eat bananas." At that moment, she began to rise into the sky alongside her beloved grandmother.

And that's how she became world-famous for wearing a banana suit.

That morning, I was with my friends, just hanging out, when we entered the store. The media

and the police were taking pictures of something. When we approached, we realized that

there was a dead body in there; and it looked familiar. It was Gertrudiz´s body. The police

told us that she was found murder arrown 8:00 am. They asked us if we knew anything.

Yesterday we were the four of us just hanging out, we were having dinner near Wallmart and

when we finished, I went home with Devon and Alex with Gertrudiz. I told Alex that when

they got there Gertrudiz would message me but Alex told me that she was too tired and that

she went to bed.

After thinking about it, we decided to investigate who was the murder. The police told us that

she was mureder at night arrown 12:30 pm and 5:00 am, when she was last seen. The last

person that saw her was Alex, she was the main suspicious both for the police and Devon.

But that wasn't true, it couldn´t be, Gertrudiz was having an affair with Alex and they were in

love.Something was missing but what, or who...

After the interrogation, I asked the janitor if I could see the security cameras for clues and

luckily for me, he was the father of one of my friends and let me in. In the recordings, I saw

Gertrudiz entering Walmart at 1:23 am with a man later than she was with Alex ; something

was clear, the murder wasn´t Alex. I ran to tell it to the group and they quickly came to the

room, but by the time we were all together the video had disappeared. Someone deleted the

video so I couldn't prove Alex´s innocence, the someone that was messing with the clues

was the murder. This person had to be nearby to delete the video and this person…was the

murder. A few minutes later Alex was arrested for second degree homicide and with that,

Gertrudiz´s case was closed. Reviewing my notes, I realized who the murder was. It was so

clear that I couldn't believe I didn't realize it before. Devon was in every step of the case, he

knew everything that was happening and still, nobody thought that he was a suspect. I tried

to tell that to the police but it didn't work, they just told me that they would look at it. After

that, I confronted Devon and the worst thing came from his mouth:

-I know that you tried to send me to jail and maybe I did it or maybe I didn't. But now

that they think I might be a suspect, I can´t be found and it is all because of you. You are

gonna have the same fate as Gertrudiz and the best part is that you aren't gonna know when

it will happen.

After that talk, I started running and never looking back. I´m scared every second and

because of that, I have lost my life. I wish we never went to Wallmart that day.

I chuckled at the words “pop star legend.” People loved to idolize me and my lifestyle for no reason.

“How are you, Miss Honey?” the reporter asked me.

“Um… everything’s great! I guess…” I laughed at the last part to hide my real feelings.

The reporter nodded at my response. “I don’t know if this question is going to make you uncomfortable, but the people want to know…”

I slowly nodded, knowing where the conversation was going.

“Look, if this is about the al—” I was cut off by the reporter.

“Yes ma’am, we want to know: when is that masterpiece dropping?!”

The reporter yelled with excitement, and the crowd in the room shouted “Yeah!” and “Oooh!” waiting for my answer.

I sighed, feeling a little annoyed.

“Well… I can’t really give too much information, but it’s probably gonna be out soon, so… keep expecting!”

I laughed awkwardly, trying not to look irritated.

The reporter nodded at my response. He didn’t seem happy with it, but at least he stopped asking. After a few more questions, the interview ended and I finally went home to rest…

The next day, I was scrolling through social media and I saw a lot of videos of people talking about me. Many of them were angry that I hadn’t released an album in two years. I read the comments… and they were worse than I thought. People were calling me names.

I felt really upset. I needed to relax and forget the hate.

I put on my earphones and listened to one of my favorite songs: Be My Baby by The Ronettes.

I walked to the park near my house and sat on a bench under a big tree.

Just when my favorite part of the song was about to start, a nut hit me on the head.

“Ouch!” I shouted, looking up. “What the hell?”

I saw three squirrels in the tree. “Stupid squirrels!” I said angrily.

But just when I was about to sit back down… I heard a high-pitched voice.

“Who are you calling stupid?”

I looked up in shock. One of the squirrels was talking to me!

They climbed down from the tree and stood in front of me like little soldiers.

“We’ve been watching you,” said the smallest one. “You’re sad. But you have talent.”

“You need a team,” said the second. “A gang. A family.”

“You need us,” said the biggest squirrel.

I didn’t know what to say. It was weird. But… fun.

They gave me a small crown made of leaves and nuts.

And that’s how I became the leader of a gang of squirrels.

Now, every Saturday, we meet in the park. We write songs together, we dance, and sometimes we even perform for the birds.

Two days before my brother went missing and since then, my mom has been crying all day. As we were 14 they allowed us go farther so we used that opportunity to go to the forest and search for my brother.

At the beginning, Racheal was not really convinced. Moreover, I promised her that everything will be fine.

We took our bikes and went to the forest, When we arrived, the weather was calm and sunny but suddenly when the sun started to set a huge storm began. We refuge in a tiny cabin until the rain stopped. Then we got out and as we were walking through the grass, we heard someone screaming our names, we started shaking and running, but when I looked behind me Racheal wasn't there anymore, she got lost.

My whole world stoped for a second, I was just there by myself, in the loneliness.

I tried to contact her but there was no signal , since I lived there, I knew the way to go home but I refuse to go back home without Racheal. I searched for her for about 4 hours but there wasn't any clue of where she was.

I gave up and got out, I do autostop and a neighbor stopped to help me, I was so tired that I barely even talk.

When I arrived home my mom was crying, I guess she thought I died or something, I don't even care. At that point I just believed that someone would wake me up from this nightmare.

We searched for them for 2 weeks, then the police gave up, and nothing changed.

Today marks 23 years since all this happened. I lost the people I loved the most in less that a week. Till today I still have nightmares about what happened that day. What hurt me the most is that I never could keep the promise that I made to Racheal.