William Shakespeare by Maya Reker

Introducing me, William Shakespeare

mreker456 — 2024-01-05 15:35:34 UTC

This is me, the one and only William Shakespeare. I wast b'rn in Stratford. I did study grammar until i wast fourteen. Then at which hour I wast eighteen I did get did marry to a quite quaint mistress, Anne Hathaway. We hadst three children but one of those folk kicked the bucket at which hour those gents w're only eleven. I hath moved to London, it is currently the year fifteen-ninety-two and I wouldst liketh thee to followeth me on mine own journey.

THEATRE

mreker456 — 2024-01-05 15:43:06 UTC

I has't done an most wondrous thing! i madeth mine own owneth theatre company! then I hath built mine own owneth precious theatre. I hath decided to calleth The Globe. Th're is thirty-seven plays and one-hundred-fifty-four sonnets. Th're is some nasty gossip yond I haven't writ mine own poems by myself. Those gents bethink yond since i am a sir who is't hast nev'r left England, I knoweth not about f'reign countries. Th're is a lot of suspicion, sadly.

answ'rs to thy questions

mreker456 — 2024-01-06 00:36:48 UTC

Many of thee has't hadst many questions about mine own plays, so alloweth me inf'rm thee m're. I writeth tragedies, which art plays yond bid of a rev'rsal of f'rtune. The h'roes showeth flaws which eventually leadeth to their downfalls. Tragedies oft showeth the h'roes int'rnal conflict and the commoners art oft comic relief.

m're answ'rs to thy questions

mreker456 — 2024-01-06 00:48:06 UTC

I am popular and thee all loveth learning about mine own w'rk. I shall beest answ'ring some m're questions since thou art v'ry curious. @johnsmith asks what an iambic pentamet'r is. Well, john smith, an iambic pentamet'r is a line of a v'rse with five metrical feet eke hast one longeth syllable and one did stretch out. Next, @galileo_galilei_loves_stars asks what i has't did create besides poems and plays. Well, i has't did create many new phrases, puns, w'rds, new meanings to w'rds, and doubleth phrases. And lasteth, i has't gotten many requests to bid what a sonnet is. A sonnet is a poem of fourteen lines with about ten syllables p'r line. Thanketh thee all and seeth thee lat'r.

HIRING

mreker456 — 2024-01-06 00:59:06 UTC

I am hiring!!!

-th're art nay women allowed, only men

-you has't to beest able to fights, loudness, and messiness oft

-you shall only taketh thy lines and not the full script (if thee can't readeth, i has't someone who is't shall readeth out loud f'r thee)

-all act'rs art men so beest did prepare to playeth women-like roles

-act'rs has't to receiveth the audiences attention and keepeth t 'r thou art FIR'D

t'rrible news

mreker456 — 2024-01-06 01:04:18 UTC

Mine own baby is hath built out of wood and the act'rs setteth off a cannon as parteth of the playeth. T setteth the theatre on fireth. and t did burn down. We art hoping to rebuild anon but has't a tile roof this timeth instead of wood. Prithee beest patient and kind as we rebuild.

That gent kicked the bucket on April 23, 1616

mreker456 — 2024-01-06 01:13:55 UTC

I misprise to breaketh the news to thee loving fans but william shakespeare hast kicked the bucket. That gent kicked the bucket at 52 due to unknown causes. I am so s'rry f'r thy loss, has't a bett'r day, goodbye.